Disclaimer: I don't own Plum characters. A nod of respect goes to Janet Evanovich and her imagination for creating these characters.

Challenge #7: IM (Instant Message) Conversation

Characters- Well you should be able to guess by the screen names

Rating: R (For adult content)

Spoilers: All books.

Writer Disclaimer: This is NOT meant to be canon. This is meant to be fun and funny (even in incredibly poor taste on my part).

SuperCopNJ signed on at 11:01PM EST

SuperCopNJ: Missed you today.

SuperCopNJ: You didn't stick around long.

Bombshell: I just came by to drop off Joyce. She wasn't happy so I wasn't sticking around.

SuperCopNJ: I noticed.

Bombshell: *eye roll* She's such a drama queen.

SuperCopNJ: This computer thing is weird. What are you doing?

Bombshell: Looking at porn.

SuperCopNJ: What?

SuperCopNJ: Really?

SuperCopNJ: What kind? Send me a link?

Bombshell: Wow. I was kidding.

Bombshell: About the porn I mean.

Bombshell: You're all about the porn.

Bombshell: I actually was doing some research.

Bombshell: Why? What's up?

SuperCopNJ: Yeah.

Bombshell: What's the Yeah all about?

Bombshell: Joe. You gonna talk to me or what?

Bombshell: Joe?

Bombshell: Joe?

Bombshell: JOE! What the hell?

SuperCopNJ: Sorry. It's hard to type with one hand and watch the screen at the same time.

Bombshell: Un-fucking-believable! JOE!

SuperCopNJ: Well, I can't get none if you're home doing "research". I'm a man Steph.

SuperCopNJ: What are you researching anyway?

SuperCopNJ: Seriously, Steph?

Bombshell: Rabbits.

Bombshell: All different colored Rabbits.

SuperCopNJ: Rabbits? Online?

Bombshell: Hard plastic ones. That come with moving ears. Pretty ingenious actually.

SuperCopNJ: You're not making any sense.

Bombshell: Exactly my point. You don't understand the need for a Rabbit.

SuperCopNJ: Is this an Easter thing? Am I required to go to dinner at your parent's house?

Bombshell: Yeah. This is an early Easter present to myself.

SuperCopNJ: A bunny? You're getting yourself a bunny? Where the hell are you gonna keep it? In your bathroom?

Bombshell: No. A rabbit. I'm getting a new Rabbit. And it's going to be housed in my drawer beside my bed.

SuperCopNJ: What the hell are you talking about?

Bombshell: You're incredibly dense.

Bombshell: If you would stop paying attention to the porn you'd get my drift.

SuperCopNJ: Okay. Alright, already. I'm done with the porn.

Bombshell: Oh Jesus. Did you have to tell me that?

SuperCopNJ: Get on with it. What are you talking about?

Bombshell: You lost your chance, buddy.

Rangeman signed on 11:17PM EST

Bombshell: Ooh, Ranger's here! Gotta go!

Bombshell: I hope you had fun with the Asian twins.

SuperCopNJ: Steph!

SuperCopNJ: Ranger is there?

SuperCopNJ: Asian Twins...

SuperCopNJ: Wait! How did you know that?

Bombshell: You're so predictable Joe.

Rangeman: I told you babe. I don't need tools to get the job done.

Bombshell: Yeah, I know. But this is for when you're in the wind.

SuperCopNJ: Fuck!

SuperCopNJ: Get out of our conversation!

Rangeman: No.

Bombshell: I found it! It comes with free lube!

Bombshell: Can't beat that!

Rangeman: Is it cherry flavored?

Bombshell: What do you think?

Bombshell: Later Joe.

SuperCopNJ: Wait! Steph! Give me another chance! I'm a Morelli! I can get it up twice in a night! I swear!

Bombshell: Better luck next time Joe. I'll tell you how it was tomorrow.

Bombshell signed out at 11:29PM EST.

SuperCopNJ: Damnit! I'm on my way over!

Rangeman: Don't bother, Morelli.

Rangeman: I'll take care of Stephanie.

Rangeman signed out at 11:31PM EST.

SuperCopNJ: Sonvabitch!

SuperCopNJ: Like hell you will!

SuperCopNJ signed out at 11:34PM EST.

Original Posting Date: April 01, 2007

A/N: This goes with the next challenge. You'll see what I'm talking about.