Disclaimer: I don't own Plum characters. A nod of respect goes to Janet Evanovich and her imagination for creating these characters.
Spoilers: Through FF (Fearless Fourteen)
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Time Limited Word Game: tongue, lick, penetrate, orgasm, g-spot
You have: 30 Minutes
You can see where this is going (but the writing isn't explicit)- Rating: R
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Pairing: Babe
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Universe: Canon.
..::In 30 Minutes or Less::..
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"You can't be serious!" I squeaked. Lula was dropping the book on my beat up coffee table and I made a grab to yank it off there.
"Girlfriend. Please. This is the best book known to mankind about sex. You can't find anything better than this. It's the Million Dollar Cluckin' Sandwich of books."
"I don't have any problems!"
Lula shot me a sideways look. "I wasn't talking 'bout you."
I sighed. Damnit. It was like a nasty wildfire sweeping through the 'Burg. "You heard, huh?"
"Damn straight! I can't handle these issues with you two. I don't wanna know." She shoved the book into my hands, hand on the back of it to keep it there. "You two need to read this book."
I shook my head violently from side to side. No freaking way was I going to show this book to anyone-let alone Morelli. "NO!"
"Yes." She gave the book one last push and walked away from me. Her sweatpants said "Juicilious" on the booty.
Yep, that about covered Lula.
"I can't do this!" My whining fell on deaf ears as she slammed the door behind her. Fuck.Now what was I going to do?
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I took a shower and decided I was going to sit down and at least open the damn book. I was a big girl. I could still wear my big girl panties once in a blue moon.
Except today wasn't a blue moon.
The book itself was non-threatening on the outside. Pleasantly pink, with just the name of the book on the spine. The first few pages weren't so bad. I read through them and actually understood mostly of it. It wasn't until I got to chapter two- G-Spot and the Tricks to Better Orgasms- that I felt my face grow hot.
I turned the book to the side and studied the picture curiously. "You can actually do that with your tongue-"
"Can do what with your tongue?"
Oh, shit! Ranger.
"Nothing!" I said a little too hasty, shoving the book under the couch cushion. I flipped on the TV. "It was just something on TV."
Ranger walked around the corner and there was a smile across his lips. "Babe. You're watching Animal Planet."
"Sometimes they get freaky on Animal Planet."
My face grew hotter and hotter. Ranger's eyes settled on me and my body temperature went up several thousand degrees. All I could see in the back of my head was me laying halfway on the couch,
while Ranger slid his hands up my legs and pulled my pants off. I could feel his lips touching me. His tongue caressing the core of me, licking, sucking, penetrating...
"Earth to Babe."
I blinked. Oh Jesus. I was having a sexual fantasy about Ranger while he was standing right there. I shifted on the couch. I was so uncomfortably wet and tingling that I really needed to get him out of the apartment. If he stood here any longer I was going to shove him against the wall and get myself into a lot of trouble.
"I'm really kinda busy, Ranger." I shoved a curl behind my ear. "I, uh, have some reading to do about a case."
He grinned again. "You don't have any cases right now."
He moved to sit beside me on the couch and I sprung up like my ass had been set on fire. "I'm going out. I'll see you later."
He slid around to my side of the couch and reached out for me. He grabbed my wrist and held. Our eyes met. "Are you nervous, babe?"
"No! Absolutely not! Why would I be nervous?" If I could've mentally smacked myself at any point in my life, now would be the moment.
His thumb caressed the underside of my wrist and my pulse fluttered wildly. Every nerve ending was fired up and ready to rock and roll. He brought my hand to his mouth and his lips pressed against my palm. My nipples contracted painfully and my knees went a little weak. I might have moaned. I'm really not sure.
"Tell me what you want."
I was silent for a moment. I knew what I wanted. Him thrusting inside of me, coming over and over again. A Ranger Orgasm. That's what I wanted.
I shook my head to clear my mind. Be practical, I thought. I needed to get off. My shower massager would work. At least that was what I was going to tell myself.
"I need you to leave." I gasped and tried to yank my hand away. He kissed my fingertips, and I felt his tongue dart along the tip. Oh Jesus. I wasn't going to make it. I was going to jump him right on the couch. "Ranger. Don't do this."
"Why?" I could see his eyes over my hand. They were dark, black with desire. The same eyes he'd come to me with that night we spent together. "Because you want me?"
He pulled on my hand and I fell into his lap. He threaded his hand into my hair and tilted my head back. "Say it Stephanie."
"Uncontrollably. So fucking bad it hurts." His lips hovered over mine, so close. "Kiss me."
And he did.
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.:End:.
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Written: May 10, 2008
Original Posting Date: August 31, 2011
Posting Date: December 07, 2011
This was a word game thirty minute time limit challenge. You have to set a egg timer and write like the wind for 30 minutes. Usually it's a game I won't participate in simply because I can't gather my thoughts fast enough for time limit challenges. And I didn't qualify for the challenge because I didn't get all the words into my piece. So it sat for years on my hard drive collecting dust.
I have about 3 previously written stories left to post in Sideshow before I run out. I am taking suggestions for future challenge writings. I've got a request for some Crack!Joe/Crack!Dickie, Joe and Helen/Ellen Plum. Lester and Steph. And a handful of Ranger and Steph fics. (That may or may not be posted into Sideshow and may end up their own fic.)
Have something you'd like to see? Don't be afraid to tell me. I can't promise anything but I will give it a try.