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Here's chapter 3:

Title: Who The Heck Is Your Girlfriend?

Genre: Humour, Romance

Disclaimer: Own nothing but the plot~!

"Who do you love the most, me or her!" Lucy yelled at her boyfriend, Sting. She bit her lip in annoyance while seeing her boyfriend cuddles with her. He gave her a scoff, walking towards his girlfriend before pushing her out of his bedroom.

"Ofcourse her. She's way better than you, look at her! She's so adorable unlike you." He smirked, shutting the door infront of his girlfriend's pretty face.

A curse came out from Lucy's lips as she stomped her left foot angrily, "FUCK YOU, BLONDIE!"

"I still can't believe he choose that Hello Kitty doll over me. And he said I'm not as adorable as that fucking doll!" the blonde haired woman ranted to the blue haired bookworm who is listening to her in amusement while eating her salad. Levy just giggled at the blonde couple's weird antics. "So, your boyfriend loves Hello Kitty more than you?" she teased, making Lucy scowled in annoyance.

"He even slammed the door infront of my face! What kind of boyfriend is he?" By now, Lucy slammed her head to the wooden table. A deep chuckle was heard, "Gihee.. Poor bunny girl, yer boyfie is now dating his own doll.. giheeheehee," Gajeel was now laughing, his arms around Levy.

"That's why you should choose me, not that bee bastard of a boyfriend," Loke suddenly appeared infront of Lucy with his infamous black tux that he always wore, his hair styled messily in every directions which makes him more handsome. "Shut up, both of you.." Lucy growled. She lifted her head and smoothed down her baby blue blouse.

Both of the male continues to tease their favourite blonde friend, making her laugh, "Ha, I bet he'll fuck that doll cause he love it so much."

Their laughters stopped after they heard Levy's plan to make Sting forgot his 'addiction'.

"Why don't Gajeel.. just use a Hello Kitty costume, then chase him off with a pipe? You always wanted to do that right? Minus the HK costume ofcourse.. That'll make him hate it for sure!" Levy said with a twisted grin plastered on her face. They all nodded in agreement before plotting their plan into action.

So, Loke rented a Hello Kitty costume from one of his girlfriends. Natsu, who heard their plan to scare the shit off his rival more than willing to help. "Why don't ya just use a chainsaw instead of a faucet pipe? I mean, you wanna scare him shitless, after that come back to Luce, right?" the pink headed moron was actually right this time. So, Levy brought a quite large chainsaw and dabbed it with a bloody red paint before giving it to Gajeel.

"Tell me, why am I doing this again?" the black haired teen grunted while putting on his Hello Kitty costume. "To scare the shit out of that blondie bastard!" Loke exclaimed, his eyes gleaming in excitement underneath his sunglasses.

"You're weird, Luce.." Natsu said while looking at Lucy, who's grinning like mad. But the girl he mentioned just shrugged it off.

When midnight strikes, Gajeel broke into Sting's house via window. Natsu's ready with his video cam while Loke and the girls guarding infront of his house. Passing Sting's Victorian style living room (which make the atmosphere more scary) they finally reached his bedroom. Luckily for them, Natsu (Sting's step brother) has a spare key to access all of the door in his brother's house.

"Why didn't you tell me you had the key, you idiot! I wont have to break out through his small window with this fat costume," the iron loving teen whispered angrily and hit Natsu's head in annoyance. "I forgot," Natsu flashed his goofy grin before unlocking his step brother's bedroom, revealing a half naked Sting hugging his large Hello Kitty doll underneath his black Hello Kitty sheets. This sight, made both of the man almost cracked in laughter.

"This is priceless! What will everyone say about this.." the pink haired teen started to record everything in his step brother's room, including his sleeping face before deciding to hide behind a peach coloured Hello Kitty wardrobe. Gajeel switched his chainsaw on, making a loud noise that make Sting woke up.

"What th-," The blonde haired teen let out a loud, ear deafening scream. Gajeel let out an amused smirk under the costume, pretending that he wanted to murder the scared boy,"Don't kill me Kitty-chan! IM SORRY!" Sting jumped out from his bed, running to his door which was now locked.. thanks to Natsu. Kitty-chan took a step closer to Sting, which was now scared shitless .. His face was now pale and cold sweats dripping out his body, he might faint any second now.

"Y-You know that I love you, right?" He stuttered, his lips quivering in fear as Kitty-chan was a foot closer to him. He tripped on something, falling flat on his butt, Kitty-chan glowered down slowly.

'Why Kitty-chan, why?'

Kitty-chan flew the chainsaw to Sting's direction.

Right at that moment, he fainted.

Sting woke up with a heavy pant on his bed, before looking around his surroundings.. Finding his girlfriend was about to put a wet cloth on his forehead.

"L-Lucy?" he asked. His girlfriend looking at him with worry in her eyes, "Are you feeling better now, Sting?"

Sting nodded, patting his chest in comfort, It was only just a dream..

"Boo!" a Hello Kitty doll jumped to his face out of nowhere.

He screamed and fainted, again.

"Natsu.." Lucy look at her friend sternly. While Natsu just laugh, throwing the doll away, "What? It's too funny, I can't help it!"

They both look at Sting's unconscious body, before laughing in unison.

Its just too funny for them to handle.

When Sting finally woke up, he threw all of his Hello Kitty related stuffs away and apologized to his girlfriend for his actions the previous day. Lucy accept his apology before giving him a sweet kiss on his lips. He will never, ever forget his dream. Till now, he's scared of Hello Kitty dolls.

"So.. Who's your girlfriend now?"

"Ofcourse its you."

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Little did he know, it was not a dream.. Sooner or later, he'll find the video of his fateful night on FioreTube, gaining 1 million views.

Okay, I was inspired by Hetalia's China's HKitty addiction and Russia's faucet pipe XD

*Sting & Natsu live in a different house in this story .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I enjoy writing this chapter so much!

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