Chapter Two -The Way of The Mary-Sue-

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Please enter the word of Marry-Sues

Excerpt From: How to be Perfect pg 1.

"How is it that we are perfect, and you are not? Tis simple, really. We where born with naturally perfect looks, manners, and irresistible charms. How you may ask, can you achieve such perfectness? Well you picked up the right book! We sacrificed our own time, to help you retched unperfects learn how to become perfect. And so, we open up our arms, and embrace you into the world of Mary-sues!"

Dango sighed wishfully as she closed her favorite book.
"This book saved me from being imperfect. Along with my Beautiful Team."
"Uh...ok?" Natsume-Sensei, a newly made Jonin, watched her new team with ice blue eyes. Her black hair was pulled into a quick bun and she wore the usual Jonin outfit. She was painfully average.

"In... any case, your test is to defeat me in battle. Use any means necessary." Natsume-Sensei said stepping away from the team of Marry-Sues.

Dango jumped up, book magically gone, and pulled out...

A little fairy wand with a pineapple as the tip.

Natsume-Sensei sweat dropped as Ai and Saya Gasped in shock.
"Your going to use THAT?" Ai yelled pointing at the pineapple wand.
"It will kill her!" Saya whispered in awe.
"I know. But this world needs to know... I AM THE FAIRY QUEEN OF THE MOON! I ACTIVATE YOU POWERS!" Dango screamed pointing the wand at the sky.

-Team Ones Mind-

Lightning flashed angrily, crashing down into Dango, lighting up her skeleton.
Dango screamed in pain but did not falter, holding her wand high.
The lightning dimmed leaving Dango dressed in a beautiful kimono, that shined like the moon itself. Suddenly the wand glowed and the moon appeared in front of the team.
"Use my power wisely young one, and it will destroy all in your way." The Moon whispered in a deep and sexy voice.

Dango bowed to the moon and held her wand determined.
"I will not fail. We will save the world. Hear my friends, Take a wand! Fight for good!"

-Real World-

Dango laughed madly, waving a stick in circles screaming "Magic sparkles of dooom!"

Natsume-Sencei died a little inside.

Ai Giggled and seemingly grabbed air.
"I AM THE FAIRY OF APPLES!"
Saya did the same.
"FEAR ME OH MOON! I WILL BE! PRINCESS OF PEAS!"
"Its fairy's. were fairy's." Dango snapped evilly.

Natsume let out a breath of air wishing she could be done with this horrible thing.
"ATTACK!" Saya screamed rushing at Natsume, she wiped out a kunai and swiped at her head. from behind Ai sprung attempting to swipe Natsume's legs from under her, but she jumped up, while blocking another kunai swipe from Saya.

"LIGHTNING I COMMAND YOU! STRIKE DOWN NATSUME-SENSEI!" Dango screamed pointing her wand to the sky. The sky actually rumbled causing Natsume to sweat a bit in shock as she continued to doge the two genin's attacks.
"I SAID I COMMAND YOU!" Dango screamed flaring her chakra. The sky screamed and brought down terrible lightning pillars, scorching the ground.

Dango was laughing manically, "YES! WAHAHAHA YES! STRIKE DOWN NATSUME!"

The lightning flashed close to Natsume but she managed to doge out of the way in shock.
"YAW! Dango-Chan is using her Mary-sue power!" Ai giggled the lighting mysteriously missing them.
"I want to use my Mary-sue power~" Saya whispered evilly, perfect blond hair wisping around her face.

Saya's eyes turned red.
"The ultimate blood line of the McNuggles. BLOODLINE COPYER! SHARINGON!" Saya screamed black pinwheels appearing in her eyes.
"AND THE BYAKUGON!" The black marks turned silver white of the byakugan and Saya took up the Juuken.

"I also want to show my Mary-Sue power." Ai said evilly.

Natsume was freaking out. 'I never knew there was a clan called McNuggles... and where the hell is this power coming from? its not normal!'

"MY VOICE! AhhhahahaaaaaahahhhhAHAHAHAH !" Ai let off a wail causing Natsume to drop to her knees in pain as her ears started to bleed. Ai grinned in delight.

Dango skipped to Natsume.
"Well? Do we win."
"What?"
"Do we win."
"What?"
"...I said-"
"She cant hear you Dango. My scream broke her ear drums." Ai said with a sweat drop.
"What?"
"Oh... DO WE WIN?"
"I guess so... you freaks." Natsume thought she muttered under her breath but in fact practically yelled it.
"I'm going home." Natsume shouted loudly standing and leaving.

"YAW! WERE NINJA!" Saya yelled doing a happy dance her eyes fading back to blue.
"YAW!" Ai yelled shagging her booty happy.
"YAW! We well bring the Mary-Sue back. And end WORLD HUNGER!" Dango screamed lightning flashing in the background.
"BELIEVE IT!" Saya yelled.

Yet again we see are hero's end the normality of another human being. Poor Natsume-Sensei. Please leave a review~ :D