Hey guys! So this chapter is kinda short. I haven't seen my co-author in a while, and she doesn't have a fanfiction account so I had to do this chapter alone This story is going to be a little slow for a while, but I promise it'll get better. Anyways, enjoy the chapter and PLEASE review. I have a hard time writing without my co-author/BFF so I need the reviews to keep me writing.

This chapter is dedicated to: AllisseLove, and HOA-PercyJackson-Justin Bieber

Disclaimer: If I owned either of these things, Artemis Fowl would be more than a 9 book series; HOA's next season would be out already, and I wouldn't be writing this.

Chapter 2

Raina's POV

"Oh," said Fabian "that's Victor. He's the guy that makes all the rules of the house. He can be kinda rude and if you make him mad, you have to clean the toilets with a toothbrush, but he usually doesn't poke his nose into what we're doing."

"Well he's creepy." I said "And what he did to that poor bird is unspeakable."

"I know, right?" Kara said and everyone but me looked at Kara strangely. "What?" she demanded in a threatening voice, glaring at everyone. Deciding not to answer, Artemis stated what was on both of our minds,

"So if I get him mad, I have to clean the toilets. With a toothbrush."

"Yep," Fabian said "Alfie is always getting toilet duty."

"Fabian!" called a light-brown haired girl from the door of the house "Victor says to bring the new kids into the house. He seems to be in a major bad mood right now so you'd better hurry." Fabian nodded and said,

"Let's go inside. We have a house eager to meet you, and a cranky old man waiting to tell you all about how irritating we are." Fabian and the brunette laughed and ushered us inside.

I know, I know. Horrible, right? Well I tried. Anyways I'll update soon but I'll update faster if you review. BYE!

~karaliza76, Artemis Fowl's Inner Circle, and Sibuna~