Chapter 6 -Zabuza The Sleeper Man-
Expert from How to be perfict. pg. 3021
"When faced with a deadly fight, it is Impossible to not show off the Mary stevy ue stu power. DONT HOLD BACK~"
"SASUKE USE YOUR PAWAH!" Dango screamed pointing at Sasuke with the fluffy pink book.
"DOOOOOOOO ITTTTT" Saya yelled twirling in her dress.
"...Hn..?"
"Say: I ACTIVATE YOU STEVY STU POWER~"
"I activate you stevy stu power..."
BANG~
Sasuke was enveloped in a cloud of smoak and emerged, coughing and spiting... In a bright ruby pink dress.
O.O naruto shook his head and fell to the ground. "Kill me now."
Sasuke held back the barf of the millenium, and riped off the dress leaving him in only his boxers. Sakura died of a nose bleed. poor Zabuza didn't know what to think.
"Hmm, nope. pink just isnt your color." Ai said, looking sasuke up and down. she grinned and snaped her fingers. "Activate, baby blue!" There was another puff of smoke envelopeing sasuke. he coughed again, looking down at him self. it was the same style of dress, only in baby blue, with a barbie pink but bow.
"nonono! he must have a tux! hes my future husband after all~" Dango sang snaping her hands. Sasuke was enveloped, once again, in a smoak, but this time he emrged with a ebony tux with a hot pink tie.
:D Dango smiled.
"No! pink just doesnt go with him! blue!"
Snap.
"Pink!"
snap
"Blue!"
snap.
"PINK!"
"WILL YOU STOP THAT!" sasuke shouted, feeling nauseated from the smoke.
"IM HIS WIFE I GET TO CHOSE!" Dango screamed throwing herself at sasuke whose tie was still pink.
In the background-
"Zabuza Momichi. A pleasure." Kakashi said as Zabuza forced himself to tear his eyes away from the gruesome scene of Mary sues.
"Copy cat Kakashi. Hand over the old man and ill let-"
"KILL ME PLEASE! I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!" Tazuna shouted, pushing the copy cat ninja away and looking up at the mist nin desperately. "These...these ABOMINATIONS are to horrible to describe! IVE LOST TO MANY BRAIN CELLS!" He wailed, dropping to his knees.
"Don't worry old man! we will protect you till the end!" Dango screamed. The three mary sues took up position in front of Tazuna; who proceeded to wilt in despair.
"...I'm tempted to leave you." Zabuza said with a chuckle. "But my pay check is in order, and and i'm bored." He jumped down from the tree, and pulled his sword from the bark
"YOU HAVE TO GET THREW ME FIRS- blegh" Zabuza kicked dango into the lake and took a swing at Tazuna, only to be blocked by Kakashi.
"protect Tazuna!" Kakashi yelled, pushing Zabuza away from the children.
"Right!" Team 7 stood around Tazuna, trying to protect him.
"Look at your kids kakashi, thinking there real ninja."
"Sasuke USE YOUR POWER!" Dago screamed from the lake.
"AND SAVE ME!"
-background-
"WAAAATTTTER!" Ai wailed in dispare.
"TREEES AND TWIGS!" Saya added, dieing. x.x
-fruntground-
Sasuke groaned. "And how do i do that?" he shouted angrily eye twitching.
"Just beleive!" Dango screamed back.
"... I belive?"
POOF!
Dango, ai and Saya appeared in front of them, Optimus prime standing with them.
"OH HELL NO!"
"OH HELL YES! GO OPTIMUS PRIME!" Dango screamed pointing at Zabuza. the mist nin sweat dropped. kakashi on the other hand, was seriously thinking about suicide.
"No." Optimus walked away, ground shaking with each step he took.
…
"Awkward." Ai said, scraching her head in confusion.
"...Thats my power? Sumoning giant robots?" sasuke asked in disbelief.
"Uh, no you just saved me from drowning." Dango said with a smile. Ai and Saya nodded, grinning happily. He grunted un happily, turning away to the fight between Zabuza and Kakashi.
"Gooooo Kakashi-kuuuun!~" Saya cheered, small hearts floating around her. The other two Mary sues pulled out flags, and t shirts with Kakashi chibis displayed on the front. They waved them around grinning and cheering.
Kakashi ignored them and proceeded to engage Zabuza in battle. The mist nin kicked kakashi into the water and followed after flashing threw hand sines and than capturing the legendary copy cat ninja in a... bubble.
"WHAT! THATS JACK! KAKASHI COULD BAKE UR INSIDES WITH A FIREY EXPLOSION OF SUPER AWESOMENESS AND YOU PUT HIM IN A BUBBLE?! YOUR ONE FUCKED UP PJ NINJA!" Saya screamed stomping her feet angrily. The earth shook and the skys rumbled.
"...thats it. your dead." Zabuza growled, forming a bunch of signs creating water cloanes.
"How original" Dango said nodding sagely. Dango rose up above the others dressed in a yellow shirt and blue pants.
"Like my new poofy pants? because there better than yours!" Dango yelled pointing at Zabuza who blinked.
"When did you change?" Naruto wondered out loud.
"NOW WITH MY POWER OVER LIGHTNING I WILL FRY YOU! ROWGAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Dango screamed lightning tore from dagos body with a scream and electrocuted...EVERYONE! even Haku.
"WTF!" Zabuza shouted gayly and he sunk into the water and let go of kakashis bubble. Dango laughed and stopped being a lightning rod.
Kakashi steped onto the water and shoke his head.
"Thank god your on my side. As anoying as marry sues are they hold insain power." Kakashi mumbled to himself.
"DAAAAANGOOOO!" Naruto screamed as dango fell to the ground covered in scorch marks.
"YOUI HAVE FINALY DIED! YES!" Naruto screamed to the sky doing a happy dance.
"WITH MY HEALING POWER OF MY VOICE, I HEAL YOU DANGO! LALALALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ai sang very off key, spinning around waving a small wight stick. sparkles enveloped Dango, lifting her off the ground and healing the scortch marks.
Dango spun back in her ninja cloaths and skiped off, ingnoring tazuna who was weeping on the ground.
000
"i'm so glad you were able to bring father back safly." Tsunami said at the table...
"your all going to die." The little kid said.
eveyone bliinked...
than laughed.
minus the marry sue's and stu.
"Thats a good one." Kakshi gasped. "The day I die with three marry sues on my side, Is the day all my enemy's are brought back to life to fight in a huge war."
"Dango already died, and Ai brought her back to life." Naruto said sullenly.
"There too awesome to die." Sakura added, flickering her eyes to Sasuke.
"Hn."
"Why would we die anyway?" Saya asked, raising a perfect eyebrow.
"Gato kills everyone!" Inari shouted slamming his fist on the table.
"Not unless we kill him first!" Naruto said pumping his fist into the air grinning.
"Gato kills everyone!" Inari repeated.
"You just said that." Ai pointed out smiling sweetly.
"Roasjgncvhlo" Inari malfunctioned and ran up to his room like the little kid he is. Ai smiled then stood stretching.
"Im bored, COME ON SASUKE-KUN! WE MUST WORK ON YOUR COMPLIMENTS!" Ai scooped up the emo stevie stu, and ran off into the village.
000
"Naruto-kun~" Dango purred siting on the freaked out ninjas lap.
"I love you~"
"And you freak me the fuck out!" Naruto shouted trying to untie the ropes that bound him to his bed...
"Naruto-Kun~"
"Your a fucking crazy ass bitch let me go!"
"What? NARUTO!"
WOMP!
"ITAA!" naruto blinked rubbing a snot bubble from his nose. He blinked sleeply at Sakura who had her hands on her hips.
"Huh?"
"You were talking in your sleep you idoit." Sakura huffed annoyed.
"Oh..."
"Jeeze what were you dreaming about anyways?"
Naruto turned pail.
"The unspeakable..."
000
"Right! Go over to that nice little old lady and ask to carry her heavy groceries for her!~" Saya said, pointing to a little old lady carring a small paper bag. Sasuke grunted, glaring at the mary sues.
"No."
"The book!~" Ai cooed holding up the frilly book of mary sues. Sasukes eye twitched but he sighed and did as he was told.
"Excuse me...m ma'am...m may i carry...your bag?" sasuke looked almost constipated as the old lady looked up at him smiling.
"Ohhh what a nice young man! Yes you may!" She handed the small paper bag to him and sasuke took it and was instantly pulled to the ground by the massive weight it held.
"What...the...h-hell is in hear? BRICKS!?" Sasuke asked, hefting the heavy paper sack with effort.
"Ohhh, not much...just my laundry!" The old woman said waving her hand dismissively.
O.O Sasuke lugged the bag to the Ladies house silent as the dead.
"Hear you are young man! Thank you so much for your help!" The old lady held out a glowy orb...and sasuke took it annoyed. it disappeared from his hand, and a small voice squeaked:
"received, 25 xp, and new power: Summoning The Joker." a small glow touched Sasuke's skin. Ai clapped.
"Only 10 xp till you level up! lets go!"
"What? EH?" sasuke spazzed, as the marry sue dragged him away. the old woman shuffled home oblivious to the children.
000
"Level complete, you have now reached Level 2."
Sasuke groaned, falling to the ground, rubbing his soar cheeks from learning how to smile. The three Mary-sues clapped appreciably.
"You are one more step closer to Stevie Stu!" Saya proclaimed proudly.
"Hn."
"You can also Summon Vocoloide! how sweet!" Dango said brightly.
"What is that anyway?"
"I'm not telling, but they're pretty sweet." Dango grinned patting Sasuke's back. Sasuke just sighed in defete and started walking back to tazunas houce.
"Hay where are you going?" Asked Saya tugging at sasukes sleave.
"im going to sleep."
"but we still have 8 more leves to go!" Ai yelled.
"yeha we want you to be level ten befor somethong bad hapens! Than you can be pure stevy and rock everyones socks!" Dango agreed waving her chibi sasuke flags.
"its two in the morning. Good night." Sasuke growled and stoped away.
Dango bit her lip woryedly.
"at this rate Sasuke will become a god mod... And not a good one. More like Demon mod. Becomeing an evil stu..." Dango said to her sisters in sue. They nodded, all watching the stevie stu go to bed.
"Untill than, We try guiding him to the light."
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