A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! They're awesome! Lots of you guys are hating on Edward at the moment! :P

Bella:

3rd February 2006

I've been doing quite well with not letting Edward get to me. I mean, yes, we've had arguments, of course we have, but I haven't been getting emotional over them. Angela says she's proud of me, as is Jake. Me and Angela try to go to the reservation every weekend, but sometimes we can't if we have lots of homework.

"Bella, you know Ben?" Angela asked me at lunch.

"Cheney? Yeah, why?" I asked her.

"Well…do you think he would, uh, ever maybe ask me out?" Angela said nervously, even with a hint of a blush on her cheek.

"Are you saying you might have a bit of a crush on Ben Cheney?" I asked her, getting slightly high pitched and squeaky.

"Maybe…" She admitted.

"OHMYGODITTOOKYOULONGENOUGH!" I said quickly and all in a big squeal.

"Wait…what do you mean?" Angela asked me, looking confused.

"Me and Jake have been trying to set you two up for AGES! Seriously, it's so obvious that you like each other; we've just been waiting for you to admit it. Ben cracked yesterday and told Jake he liked you, and now that you've cracked, the plan can be started!" I said happily.

"What? You have a plan?" Angela asked incredulously.

"Yes, but I can't tell you what it is. But I do have an evil plan laugh I can show you. Do you wanna see it?" I asked, waggling my eyebrows.

"Seriously? Alright then." Angela said, laughing.

"MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA !" I said, hoping to be as evil as possible.

"That's pretty evil. Can you tell me the plan now?" Angela asked.

"Nope! I've been sworn to secrecy by Jake." I said, and then I zipped up my lips, locked them, then threw away the key for extra effect.

"Pleeeaaasseee!" Angela whined, so I shook my head from side to side. For the rest of lunch I didn't say a single word, because I was keeping up with my act. By the end of lunch, she was fairly annoyed with me, but everything would be fine soon.

I walked out of the library, and waved goodbye to Angela, and made my way to biology. I walked in and waved sweetly to Edward, just to wind him up. I found the best way to get him annoyed was to try and confuse him. So, I'd smile and pretend to be nice to him, but then I would ignore him, or mutter bad things under my breathe, but loud enough so that he could hear me.

"Hello nerd." Edward greeted me.

"My names Bella, you jerk." I told him sternly.

"And my names Edward." He told me.

"I wasn't saying your name was jerk, I was just saying that you are a jerk." I explained to him.

"Whatever. So, I've come up with a new name for you. Wanna hear it?"

"Shoot." I said shortly.

"Nerdella." He said, and I burst out laughing. Like, proper laughing. Nerdella, what sort of name is that. Oh dear god, Angela is going to hear about this.

"That…is…hilarious!" I breathed out between laughs.

"What? What's so funny about it?" Edward asked, seeming to be genuinely curious.

"Seriously? How did you even come up with that?" I asked him.

"Well, the nerd part from the fact you're a nerd, and the –ella part from your name B-ella." Edward explained, looking like he thought he was a genius.

"Ok, I have a new name for you, then." I told him, trying to hold in my laughter.

"Shoot." Edward said, mimicking me.

"Jerkward!" I said, and then burst out laughing. I saw Edward looking at me like I was a freak, but I didn't really care.

"Seriously?" Edward asked.

"And now you know how I feel about the name Nerdella." I told him.

Our teacher then walked in, and I tried to stop from giggling at the nicknames Nerdella and Jerkward. Worse. Nicknames. Ever.

"Now, I have decided that to make biology more fun, we are going to do a partnered project. You will be working with one other person, and will be producing a presentation about the topic I will give you to work on. Now, your partners will be who you are sitting next to, your lab partners." Mr Banner said, and as soon as he did I heard two simultaneous groans from two people. Me and Edward.

"Sir, you can't really expect me to work with Edward? Please? I'll do it by myself." I said, pleading with sir.

"That's what she said." Edward muttered next to me. Idiot. Yes, I was pleading to not work with someone while sitting right next to them, but I know Edward felt the same.

"I'm sorry, but I think it would be good for you two to work together. To get to know each other more." Mr Banner said before walking away, halting my pleadings.

"So, it looks like we're stuck together." Edward said.

"That's what she said!" I replied, copying what Edward said.

"What topic do you think we'll get?" Edward asked, and inside I was praying it was something non-embarrassing, and something I'm good at.

"Ok, Edward, do you want to pick a topic out of the bag?" Mr Banner asked. Edward took out a topic, and started grinning like crazy. God, have mercy on me?

"Reproduction." Edward said, and I felt my face get a bit hotter at just the mention of it. I know what you're thinking, it's quite childish to get embarrassed at this, but I just know Edward is going to make about 100 sexual innuendos a day. Literally. And by the way he was grinning, he had already thought of at least 50.

"So, Bella, do you think we should do a demonstration?" Edward asked once Mr Banner had walked away.

"Oh hell to the no." I told him.

"Sure? Maybe we should practise it, so that we can give the class a good presentation. It would be good for our grades." Edward said, waggling his eyebrows.

"The answer is still no. I don't know where you've been." I told him honestly.

"Nowhere, thank you very much." Edward told me.

"TMI! TMI!" I shouted, covering my ears. I really did not want to know about Edward's sexual history. At. All.

"So, what are we going to do for the project?" Edward asked once I uncovered my ears.

"Something different…not just a powerpoint, that's too boring. But, there's not much we can do with the topic. I mean, we just can't do any demonstrations…oh! I know! We should make models of human bodies!" I said excitedly.

"How the hell would we do that? That sounds pretty hard." Edward said.

"Well, I thought you were clever…" I said, trying to pull him in.

"I am!" Edward said quickly.

"Then we can think of a way!" I told him.

"Ok… Well, for the heads, we could do that paper mâché thingy with a balloon. And, for the rest of the body, we could do a paper mâché type thing again." Edward said.

"Yeah, that's a really good idea! I could do the female one, and you could do the male one, ok?" I asked, because we were getting to the end of the lesson. We had a couple of months to complete this, so I hoped we would be able to do it.

"Yeah, if we both start on the heads tonight, ok?" Edward asked as we packed up our things.

"Yeah, sounds like a plan." I said. Edward was actually being quite nice.

Strange.

A/N: Edward's being strangely nice? What do you think? :D

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