A quick one-shot SasoSaku fanfic for Sakura's birthday. (28th of March).

Happy Birthday Sakura! We Love You and of course Sasori Loves You ETERNALLY. *wide grin*

Sadly I don't own Naruto. If I do, Sasori will force Sakura to do rounchy smexual acts with him in 24/7. *smirks*

Sweet 16th Birthday, Sakura!-SasoSaku one-shot fanfic

28 th of March, that was a little special day for Sakura Haruno as it was the 16th year of her birthday. She had just come back from a dinner with Naruto and other friends at the noodle bar Naruto favoured most. Smiling contentedly, she was about to turn to a corner to go home but stopped as something appeared in front of her, abruptly.

Sakura glared at a shadowned figure who was blocking her path .

" Hey, kunoichi. "

A man in dark cloak smirked at her, waving his hand.

"Who are you...? "

" I'm Deidara who used to be Sasori's partner and I also was the one who abducted that one-tailed demon... "

Her emerald eyes narrowed in disgust.

" What do you want, Akatsuki... "

" Heh, easy girl, I'm just a messanger who came here to give you some present... for your birthday from someone you know... "

" W-wait, How come do you know my birth date? "

" Well... You're actually quite known among us, Sakura Haruno... "

The missing nin smirked tauntedly.

" Anyway, You need to come with me so that I can give you the special present... "

" I won't go anywhere with some Akatsuki who tried to destroy my village... "

She turned away to leave however she halted as a hand grabbed her shoulder.

" Where are you going, kunoichi? "

" Going home, of course. I haven't got time to listen to your gibblish... "

" Your home? Well... if there's still any... "

He chuckled darkly.

Her perfect eyebrow raised in suspicion.

" What do you mean..? "

Then, Sakura's eyes soon widened in fear as she realized what exactly his speciality was.

" You- no you won't- "

Sakura ran back to the direction of her home in bullet speed... however stopped in track as she only found deblis of a four stories flat which was completely dismantled by the inpact of fire and explosion.

" You-! "

" Heh, That's for defeating my dear previous partner, Sasori and making me stick with a total idiot called Tobi... "

He snorted.

" but I didn't' kill Sasori. It was Chiyo-baa sama who killed him or rather Sasori killed himself... "

" I don't care... you can't imagine how much annoying to be teamed up with Tobi... "

Deidara's face grimaced while staring at Sakura.

" So are you gonna come with me or not? "

" Come to where? "

Sakura closed her eyes while rubbing her temple as her head started throbbing terribly..

" You will know soon... "

He opened his waist porch, taking out some clay to creat a large clay falcon. As he casted a spell, the clay creature on his palm was transformed into a gigantic clay falcon. He grabbed her arm while hopping on the back of the creature.

She yelled in suprise.

Hey!

The bird flew to the sky high and headed to some direction.

" So... what's this special present... and who is from ? "

Sakura bended her knee while looking down on the terrain from the above.

" Heh, Who can he be? "

" He? Is it a man? Look, Akatsuki, I don't know what you're thinking but... I don't know anyone in your filthy organization "

" Are you sure? "

Deidara looked at her with a strange smirk

" Of course I'm sure... "

" Well we'll see... "

Sakura slightly cocked her head in confusion.

As Deidara recognized a familiar cottage in the middled of mountain, the clay bird slowly landed on the ground.

" Well kunoichi, we've arrived "

Sakura quickly hopped off, not letting him to touch her any more. Shaking his head with a chuckle, he also hopped off from the bird.

" Bang"

The creature dissapeared with a smoke.

" Follow me. "

Deidara glanced at Sakura once and started walking towards the cottage.

Sakura reluctantly walked behind of the S-class criminal, not letting her guard off.

He knocked the door of a small but well-maintained cottage.

" It's me, Danna. Open the door will you? "

A soft grumble was heard inside the door as it opened and revealed some man with distinctive crimson hair.

Sakura gasped in fear and astonishment as she hadn't ever expected to see the man, her fomidable opponent once more.

" What-... but How- "

" Long time no seeing you, little girl? "

" S-Sasori... "

" It's pleasurble honour that you still remembered my name... "

Sasori opened the door widely to let them in.

Sakura kept staying close to the door so that she immediately could run away when he tried to attack her... Sure, this Akatsuki did give her a reward for defeating him but it didn't mean that she did trust the missing nin fully. No, there's no way in hell she would-

Sasori softly smiled at her while guiding them to a spacious living room.

" Help youself, Little Girl... I shall bring some drink to toast your birthday, well special birthday... "

He waved his hands towards her while heading to the door which lead to a kitchen.

She awkwardly seated on the soft looking sofa while Deidara sat down on a burgandy coloured old armchair, stretching his tired legs.

Sasori came back, holding a tray with three beautiful decorative glasses which identically filled with dark red liquid.

Sakura stared at these glasses.

" but Sasori, you are a puppet... how come- "

" Well not any more, my dear Little Girl... I'm now a human after getting revived, Oh and do not worry I'm not planning to poison you with these drinks. If you prefer, I can taste all of them to make sure there's no poison in them..."

Sasori gracefully took one glass and sipped one by one.

After that, Sasori walked towards Sakura to hand a glass and took one for himself while Deidara took another one.

" For your special birthday, Sakura Haruno "

" Thanks... "

Sakura sipped a little while thanking them for this odd welcome. She stared at the puppeteer, tasting more of the utterly aromantic wine.

" So... Sasori... What's the present your er... previous partner is talking about? May I have it now? "

" Well, You've already got... "

" Huh? What do you mean? You didn't give me anything yet... You gotta be kidding me if you made me come here to just taste this wine well very delicious but still- "

Sakura looked at him as if he grew two heads.

" No, no, Of course not, Just look more carefully around you, Little Girl... "

Sasori smirked while taking another swig, keeping his eye on her with a strange smile.

" No, I can't see anything "

" Are you sure? "

" Yes, I'm pretty sure. There's nothing I can think- "

Sakura's eyes became like a saucer.

" Wait- Are you saying- "

" Yes, That's right, Sakura. I AM the present... "

" W-what are you talking about? I'm only 16!! YOu can't do that to me! "

" Well, I certainly can... You're already out of the border of Hidden Leaves and this place used to be a no man's land until me and Deidara came here therefore no law exists... "

Sasori seated next to her on the sofa to get closer while smirking darkly.

" A-are you joking r-right? "

" Do you honestly think I'm a kind of person who says a joke? "

" No- There's no way in hell I'll be with you- "

" but my Little Girl, you haven't got anywhere to live now besides, there's no way you can go back to your dear village as you're already a missing-nin like me and Deidara.. "

" but I was JUST kidnapped by you and your partner! "

" Who believes you? Who actually saw the kidnapping? You don't seriously think that Deidara didn't anything to tamper you before bring you here do you? "

Sakura turned her head to certain nasty blond culprit with a furious glare

" You A- "

" Tsk, tsk. Mind your language, Such a beautiful and intelligent one as you shouldn't use dirty words... "

Sasori's beautiful eyes closed in disapprovement. Sakura froze as he whispered in her ear with a dark chuckle

" I shall teach you decent, proper manners from now on, MY dear sweet WIFE Sakura... "