I wasn't planning to submit the snippet of this silly SasoSaku but I couldn't resist after some fanatic deisaso girl accused me for Loving Sakura. *snorts*
She said she hated all of my pics related to Sakura. *rolls eyes*
Couldn't she be more mature for not coming to the gallery of a total SasoSaku and Sakuratard like me. *snorts*
Anyway, this SasoSaku was written a quite long time ago and some of you might have read it already. Well hopefully someone will like it. *sheepish grin*
Sadly I don't own Naruto. If I do, Sasori will force Sakura to have all raunchy, smexual act with him for 24/7... *shifts eyes*
By the way, don't take seriously what I wrote cos I just felt like teasing these insane people who has been flooding entire internet with Hate... *chuckles*
As I said it was just a snippet so I might edit it later. *sheepish grin*
Deceptive Chat-Snippet of my SasoSaku with slight deisaku one-shot
Sasori landed on the roof of a small detached house in residential area. He effortlessly opened the window of a room and sneaked in, wondering what he would do with his beloved Sakura later. He was horny like hell as he hadn't seen her for more than one day thanks to that idiotic leader Pein. However he got a message from one of her message birds that his beloved rose petal haired angel wouldn't come back home until midnight so he headed to some place to look at some SasoSaku goodies as well as his Sakura pics on Deviantart site.
He immediately went to a small desk which faced against the window and opened a laptop on the desk. It was already on, that damn witch surely loved spending her time on net. What a geek she was. Sasori sneered while opening the page of the owner of the computer.
Good. At least she submitted quite many SasoSaku pics on her gallery this week.. He noted that he wouldn't annoy her by appearing in her dream to force her to draw more of him and his Sakura pics for a while.
He opened to see one of her SasoSaku pics with a grin but it quickly dissipated as he saw some nasty comments on her pic.
The comment was written in only capitals.
IT'S SO DISGUSTING!
HOW DARE YOU DRAWING WITH MY SASORI WITH THAT STUPID, UGLY, NASTY PINK HAIRED BITCH?
SASORI IS MINE!
His well-shaped eyebrow twitched.
What did you this idiotic girl just write? Stupid? His Sakura was clearly million times intelligent than this brat on the comment by creating an antidote of his lethal poison as well she even outsmarted and broken his favourite puppet.
Ugly? Hadn't this insolent brat realized that he wanted to turn his Sakura into a puppet even before he fought against her and his old grandmother? He was still in Hiruko puppet but he had already seen the worth beauty to be eternally preserved.
He visibly narrowed his eyes perilously when he read the next line.
SASORI IS MINE!
Sasori literary cringed with the word, sighing deeply to refrain himself from smashing the poor laptop while keeping his eyes on the comment.
He began typing as his eyes stared at the screen sharply.
I would like to know which part of this pic can be so revolting like you claim...
In my opinion, the pic was adequately drawn.
(My) Sakura is no mean ugly and I'm quite amazed someone can't see the beauty of her includes her inner beauty.. You must haven't got any artistic eyes I'm afraid.
I'm also very stunned how you can miss out her selflessness who always risks her life to save anyone around her.
He pressed the return key.
A five seconds later, another comment appeared.
Who are you?
THE BITCH KILLED MY SASORI!
Sasori inwardly groaned. So, there were indeed some idiotic people around on DA like Deidara told him about the other day.
He started typing.
It doesn't concern you whoever I am. You may consider me as just a bystander.
(My)Sakura didn't kill Sasori. It was his own grandmother. It was a sort of self-defence.
Besides, how could she kill him when she was stubbed by him numerous times? That's absurd. She couldn't even move at the time when Sasori was attacking to kill them.
(My)Sakura broke both his prized puppets but it would be even if you remembered Sasori indirectly killed Gaara, the fifth Kazekage by extracting his one-tailed demon.
He pressed the return key, waiting for the next comment to come up. He was certain this brat would
write him back in a minute.
A nasty smirk crept up on his face as he was reading the another illogical comment.
Meanwhile, Deidara was leaping on the roof to roof, looking for his partner, Sasori. He was quite certain where he could be if he wasn't at his Sakura's house.
He smirked as he saw the familiar rooftop of a house. He effortlessly landed on the roof and glancing inside of the room. Here he was as he expected. Sasori was preoccupied with the laptop belonged to someone Sasori disliked but let alive for a few reasons.
He casually opened the door and entered the room.
Yo, Danna. I thought you would be here...
Sasori didn't even turn to greet him as usual. He rolled his eyes as he walked towards the bed and opened the drawer of the bedside table. He grinned as he found what he was looking for and he took it out from a case.
He pressed the switch of a small laptop.
Internet Explorer came up to the screen and next the first page of Deviantart site came up.
He twitched his eyes as the screen wasn't exactly large enough to feed his eyes. He mumbled under his breath which directly went to a certain current another occupant of the room.
He browsed the gallery of DA, looking at some great art about him but paled when he saw a pic where him and Sasori were wearing woman clothes and kissing!
WTH!
He gaped, feeling his heart restricted, swallowing his saliva.
He shook his eyes, trying to remove the horrifying image he had just seen, he moved to look at some DeiSaku pics. He deeply sighed in content as he found very beautiful pics of them together...
It's such a shame that the rose-petal haird girl was already taken by his partner, Sasori. Anyway, he was smiling as he read the comments on the pic. However his eyes were glued a certain comment on the pic.
YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU DRAW THE UGLY PINK HAIRED BITCH WITH DEIDARA!
HE BELONGS TO SASORI, SASORI ONLY!
Me and Danna?
A very disturbing image flew into his mind, he immediately felt like throwing up all the contents in his stomach he had earlier in local pub. He swallowed hard to refrain to do so.
He hoped Sasori hadn't seen this comment yet. He was certain Sasori would hunt down the person whoever she was and maimed her until the body would not make any trace as a human.
Mind you, Sasori might have let him using his art for that.
Deidara smirked darkly at the idea as he didn't feel any compassion for the idiotic, delusional girl or those who drew him and Sasori in disturbing female attires, even worse made them something they DEFINITELY wouldn't ever do.
Deidara began typing on the comment.
Can you tell me where the heck of the stupid idea came from? I don't remember anything like that was mentioned in the manga or the anime EVER...
He pressed the return key with a huff.
Another comment came up in few minuites.
Well it's obvious cos they are cute together.
Deidara blinked a few times. What kind of rubbish idea is that? Has she got a brain?
He typed, not able to stop him from rolling his eyes.
So, is it only reason why you think Sasori belongs to Deidara?
He pressed the return, waiting for the another comment to come up.
Another comment came up immediately.
Deidara always call Sasori, Danna too. He must love Sasori so much!
He snorted. If he hadn't ever called other members with this honorific...
That's not true at all. Deidara also calls other members with the honorific such as Kisame and Itachi.
It was just a way to show some respect to older members than him. (Well, most of time, he was forced to use it. )
He pressed the return, glancing back at Sasori who was typing some words currently. He wondered what his partner was so preoccupied. He turned back to read the new comment.
Well It doesn't matter. Sasori and Deidara should be together, they should be married and have some kids. They would be very cute~
Alright, this was truly insane...
He typed, feeling some nausea coming up to him.
Having kids with a man? Are you nuts? Well you at least know that man can't be pregnant right?
He pressed the return, waiting for another comment.
But I've read fanfics Deidara and Sasori got pregnant and having beautiful kids many times.
WTH... He thought Akatsuki was insane bunch of people but there he was wrong. He hadn't ever seen so lunatic person like this girl.
He typed another comment.
Look, woman. Deidara is straight. He rather prefers spending his time in brothel than to spending his time with Sasori. Sasori is no way other than straight. They also dislike each other in some point even though they are partners as they don't respect each other's art. Deidara didn't give a damn when Sasori was killed. Sasori didn't give a damn about whatever Deidara did with his great art in the past.
He smirked as the next comment which came up less than one minute.
While Deidara typed his next words, Sasori rubbed his temple, trying to suppress his annoyance towards the brat on the previous comment. His patience for the insolent brat was wearing thin.
Quite frankly, I'm not exactly sure why you can so openly claim someone you don't even know personally. Haven't you ever wondered he has got a right to love anyone he loves not you?
It's quite amusing you can even think someone great as him would love some ordinary girl who hasn't got any skills to impress him as a shinobi and quite unlikely possesses the rare beauty to feed his artistic eyes.
Sadly I don't find you possessing much of intelligence to spark his interest either...