Dead Fish

Author's Note: First, spoiler alert for all NCIS episodes up to and especially the season 9 finale, Till Death Do Us Part.

Plot Note: The kiss was a really long one. How long? Well, Ziva would like to know too….

Hour 2

Ziva nearly killed herself when she finally pulled away but she knew she had to. This was not the time nor the place. The cameras could be on and well they were in the middle of a terrorist attack.

"Tony, um uh."

"Is the great Ziva who speaks five languages finally at a lost for words?"

"Security cameras. Gibbs. International Terrorists. Bombs, Again, Gibbs!"

"Oh, yeah."

"If he finds out we will be in hot fire."

"Water. Hot water Ziva. You really need to work on idioms, you've been here for a while now."

"DiNozzo don't change the subject."

"Fine. What if I tell you that I don't care."

"Then I'll tell you that your brain must be messed up from the lack of oxygen."
"Ziva, I'm not the only one who is not thinking straight. Hypothetically of course. If you're so concern about our oxygen why didn't you say so?"

Ziva opened her mouth but found that she couldn't speak because the senior field agent had placed his finger over her lips. He then began to take out a knife that she didn't even know he had and began to cut little out little holes on the roof of the elevator.

"Anthony DiNozzo, you are defacing public property and since when were you that tall?"
"That is what you ask Ziva? How tall I am?"

"No I asked since…"
"Okay, I get the point. But, subsection B states…"

"Stop it! If you change the subject one more time you will finally find out one of the eighteen ways I can kill you with a paper clip."

"Alright, so about the thing I did earlier…"

Tony stopped suddenly and Ziva picked up a paper clip and poked him with it but she soon stopped when she heard a voice.

"I'd hate to break up your couples therapy but, I thought you'd like to know that you're gonna be stuck there for a while so we're lowing food down the holes that DiNozzo created since it looks like you're gonna be there for a while."

Tony's eyes widened. How did Gibbs see everything? Tony always thought that his boss was alien or something.

"And Tony, remember the cameras are still on. They run on a back up generator."

AN: Sorry for not updating I've been super busy. School is out so I should be updating more frequently soon. To be answered in the next chapter: Why can't Ziva get the phrases straight?