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The two Servants stared at each other, neither of the two moving a muscle. Irisviel did not even attempt to breath as the two legendary heroes stared each other down. While it was a shock that the supposed 'Lancer' of the war looked no older than fourteen, it did not change the fact that the youth had done something in his life to be placed on the Throne of Heroes.
"But still…" Irisviel thought nervously as she glanced at Lancer's weapon and then to Lancer's features. "I know little about the Japanese tales, so it's almost impossible for me to even try to guess his identity. The spear is unique, perhaps that is his Noble Phantasm? If it is, then what does it do?" Her foot then moved an inch, making a small crunching noise with the gravel on the road.
This was apparently the signal that the two heroes were waiting for.
Saber charged forward, her hidden sword brought up to strike while Lancer raised his spear with both hands to block the blow. The ground beneath Lancer cracked at the strength of the bow with Lancer visibly grimacing. Lancer then pushed upwards before kicking Saber in her abdomen, making her take a few steps back. Lancer then thrusted the point of his spear forward, ready to pierce Saber's head if she had not tilted to the right to avoid the blow.
However, this did not stop Lancer as he simply brought back his spear and thrusted once more and this time with greater speed. Saber then dodged once more, this time with some of her hair being sliced off. Again and again Lancer stabbed forward, the strikes becoming faster than the one before. Saber began to both dodge and parry the blows with her hidden sword, her cloth getting cut but her skin remaining unmarred with each blow that went slightly past her defenses. With a shout, she swung her sword to push the spear to the side before stabbing forward, only for her hidden sword to be caught in between the spear's points and pushed to the side as well. Lancer then continuously swung his spear with renewed fervor, making Saber take several steps backwards but also to the side so Irisviel would not be involved. Saber then ducked a particularly powerful swing that Lancer made, which tore a wide gash into several crates. Its content spilling out onto the two combatants. Apparently, it was flour as white stuff clouded the two Servants' vision making the two leap back in order to gain a clear view of each other. Once their eyes met once more, they charged once more. Making the air become filled with the sound of clanging metal.
Elsewhere:
Emiya Kiritsugu spied on the fight with his assistant Maiya behind several crates in the shadows. Apparently despite his youth, Lancer was able to match Saber's swordsmanship and then some. However Kiritsugu could tell that Lancer's moves were improvised. He only reacted depending on what Saber did and worked from there. Lancer had no type of military training, however that was only a small comfort for Kiritsugu. Lancer's strange attire slightly suggested that he was not from Japan's past, but perhaps its future. However that was a ridiculous thought. The spear, or any spear in general, could only be used in pre-modern times, for guns and other firearms have long replaced weapons like that. What was troubling was that said strange spear was probably Lancer's Noble Phantasm. Which could cause problems should the Servant use it.
And those were just Kiritsugu's concerns with Lancer, his Master was another matter entirely.
"Someone's put up a barrier…" Kiritsugu stated to Maiya, who looked at him expectantly. "Probably the Master of the Servant."
"From up there, we can survey the entire battlefield." Maiya told Kiritsugu while inclining her head towards the crane.
"Indeed, it would be the best vantage point." Kiritsugu responded while looking at the crane. "However from what we can gather from Archer's firearm skills, should he arrive here, that would be the first area he would go to."
Indeed, another object of Kiritsugu's concerns was Tohsaka's Servant, Archer. The Servant wielded his weapon, a six-shot revolver if Kiritsugu could guess, with deadly accuracy. He had used all his bullets except for the last two to prevent Assassin from escaping, and the last two shots made sure Assassin died then and there. The Servant then stopped to reload, and fired his shots to scare away any familiars who were spying on the fight and then the well-placed camera Kiritsugu had set up to spy at the Tohsaka Manor. But the manner how Archer killed Assassin… concerned Kiritsugu. One shot through the head would have been sufficient to kill Assassin, and yet he shot Assassin's grenade. As if to make it clear to all those spying that Assassin was truly dead.
"You suspect Archer will arrive?" Maiya asked, while Kiritsugu gave her a grim smile.
"Saber was probably not the only Servant who sensed Lancer's 'challenge'." Kiritsugu responded before looking back at the battle. "You will approach from the eastern wharf and I will take the west so that we may survey the battle and the crane at the same time."
Maiya nodded her head and stated, "Understood." Before going to get into position.
Kiritsugu then smirked as the sounds of the battle rang through the air and said to himself, "Show me what you can do, my adorable King of Knights…"
Elsewhere:
Caster watched from behind his invisibility spell, or Genjutsu as he preferred calling it, as Saber's true Master went off to perform his plan. That man truly know how to strike from the shadows, and Caster had to silently admire that. The Masters usually hid behind their Servants, and Saber's Master took advantage of that by bringing the fight to them when they least expect it. Caster was not going to interfere. Hell, if he actually found and eliminated Lancer's Master it would just make Caster's job much more easier.
"Now then…" Caster thought to himself while looking at the battle with growing interest. "Which one will fall first?"
Back To The Battle:
Saber jumped back as Lancer took a chunk of the asphalt out with his spear and flung it at Saber. Saber quickly slashed the makeshift projectile down the middle, making both pieces fly harmlessly past her. She saw Lancer panting a bit with a few beads of sweat streaming down his face. Apparently, the battle was taking its toll on him.
"You are skilled Lancer, even if you use dishonorable tactics to land blows." Saber stated, making Lancer clench his spear harder. "However, you are undertrained in combat. I have the advantage here."
Lancer stayed quiet, however his mind was in a frenzy. "Whoever Saber was, she is cautious. She has been mostly defending from my attacks, but that is probably because she does not know what my Noble Phantasm is. I won't be able to win without it, so…"
"Your right Saber. But…" Lancer's spear then began to glow a dull red and held it with both hands once more. "…I will be going all out now."
Lancer then charged forward and was in front of Saber by ten feet in less than a second. Saber's eyes widened and she attempted to avoid the lance while preparing to strike when the spear was outstretched. However, Lancer muttered one thing that made Saber's face widen in shock.
"A.T Field."
Suddenly, a pillar of multi-colored hexagons slammed into Saber and made her crash into several crates. She then slumped onto the ground and attempted to rise, only to feel something pierce her side. She looked down and stared in shock as Lancer's spear imbedded into her side, piercing her magically woven armor as if it was little more than paper. Lancer's face was unreadable as he removed the spear from her body and prepared to strike again, only for Saber to swat his spear aside and jump to the side. Her hand covered her still bleeding wounds as she stood, her eyes never leaving Lancer.
"Saber!" Irisviel shouted, the shock finally leaving her before she glowed in white-colored energy. Saber felt her wounds slowly heal and when she felt the bleeding stopped, she removed her hand. The wound was completely healed.
However her armor still had the hole where Lancer struck.
"I see. So those were his Noble Phantasms." Saber thought to herself while thanking Irisviel for her assistance. "The ability to generate almost invisible 'shields' to attack or defend himself, and a spear that can pierce any substance even if they are magically reinforced. This does not help me with Lancer's identity, but it gives me an idea of what to expect. Defeating Lancer will be more difficult than I had imagined…"
With Kiritsugu:
Kiritsugu peered out of his scope to the two Servants. Lancer's recently revealed abilities were truly troubling. He had to find Lancer's Master as soon as possible, if only to get rid of a big threat. He then turned his attention to his wife, who was standing where she was originally.
"She is still safe. Good." Kiritsugu allowed himself to think with a mental sigh of relief before looking back at the Servants battling. It appears that Lancer was turning up on his offensive, while Saber struggled with her defense. She could not even land a single blow, as each was blocked by that annoying 'A.T Field'. He then looked around and saw a figure standing on top of the warehouse. It seemed that Lancer's Master in the area after all…
"Perfect." Kiritsugu thought while aiming for the Master's head only to stop as he saw something large and shiny wobble near the Master. Most likely a defensive spell, which meant his attack would most likely be ineffective. And it was too far for him to use the Origin Shot effectively… "Damn…"
"…ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer…." An unfamiliar voice reached Kiritsugu's ears, making him look towards the origin. He spotted a figure on top of the crane, making him look through his scope. His eyes then widened when he saw a fairly familiar figure.
"Assassin?"
Indeed, the red bodysuit-clad Servant was spying on the battle as well, using a sniper-rifle and appeared to be muttering to himself.
"Maiya, on the crane. Do you see Assassin as well?" Kiritsugu asked, hoping he was not just seeing things.
"I do, but Assassin should be dead. Why is he here?" Maiya responded through the radio after a moment, making Kiritsugu click his tongue in annoyance.
"I knew something was wrong." Kiritsugu told to Maiya before turning his attention back to the fight. "Keep watch over Assassin, I'll…"
Suddenly, a gunshot rang out and Kiritsugu's gun flew from his hands clattering onto the ground. He then quickly took out his spare and looked at Assassin through the scope. Assassin was 'hiding' his rifle behind his back and appeared to be… whistling innocently to himself.
Assassin knew they were there.
"Damn…" Kiritsugu muttered to himself with a sneer. Assassin had not killed him or Maiya even though he knew of their presence. Which meant that they served a purpose for continuing to operate. Kiritsugu definitely did not like playing by someone's 'script'.
Right now, he just had to ride it out.
Elsewhere:
Rider smirked as Lagann circled around the dock safely in the sky. "Heh! That Lancer guy's pretty good! And Saber, she's not half bad for a chick!"
"T-then can we go down?" Waver asked fearfully while hanging on.
"Hell yeah we will!" Rider shouted out while looking at the docks. "Everyone's all there now, and if the fight keeps going on one of them will kill the other before I get a chance to fight them!" Rider then gripped the controls, and something horrible happened. (At least in Waver's opinion)
The thrusters stopped working.
"Let's go!" Rider shouted as they plummeted straight down.
"AIIIIEEEEE!" Waver shouted, his voice going up by several octaves while crying with his hands literally imbedding into Lagann.
Back To The Fight:
Saber clenched the hidden Excalibur within her hands as Lancer prepared to strike again. The fight has not been going well for her. Lancer's tactics had totally changed after revealing his Noble Phantasms, both of which caused her many problems during their battle. Each strike she had almost managed to get on Lancer was blocked by the 'A.T Field', and she had to parry the spear more before it even got close to piercing her armor. And each strike targeted either her heart or the center of her abdomen, most likely to eliminate all her important organs at once.
"What's worse is that Lancer's Master still has not revealed himself." Saber thought to herself before she heard a shrill noise slowly getting louder and louder.
"What the…?" Lancer muttered to himself while looking upwards, only for his eyes to widen in surprise and jump back. Suddenly, an object impacted the ground between the Servants, obscuring everything in dust and dirt.
Saber and Irisviel coughed while Lancer swiped the dirt cloud with his lance to clear his view. In a few moments, the air cleared and Saber felt her eyes widen in shock.
In front of her, riding in a strange head-like metal contraption was a man in his late teens with spikey light-blue hair, dark blue tribal tattoos on his chest to his back, dark orange sunglasses with no frame that shined in the moonlight, a billowing red cape, and a Nodachi in a purple sheath. There was only one class that this man could possibly be in.
"Rider!"
"Yo! Both of you, look and be amazed! Hear and be astounded! I have traveled to the surface from the dark underground, facing many challenges with my blood brother and friends! I am known throughout the land as the slayer of beastmen and the paragon of masculinity! You have the honor and privilege of facing the Rider of this war, the mighty Kamina!" Rider shouted out with a wide, cocky grin. A soft sobbing sound could be heard, making Rider blink and turn around before picking up a crying teenager by the back of his collar.
"W-we are finally back on the ground!" Waver sobbed out while wiping his eyes. "T-thank you God!"
"Oi, you going to be okay?" Rider asked Waver, who simply continued to sob.
Saber and Lancer gaped at the sight.
Irisviel could not help but giggle at the scene.
Kiritsugu and Maiya simply blinked while looking through their scopes.
Assassin simply rolled his eyes from behind his mask and muttered, "Oh real original TIM."
Suddenly, a new voice echoed out. "So, Waver Velvet, you were the one who stole my catalyst."
Waver's eyes widened and he muttered, "N-no way… It can't be him!"
Kayneth's sneer seemed to be audible as his voice echoed out, "I wonder what madness possessed you to steal my relic. I never imagined that you of all people planned to enter the Holy Grail War, Waver Velvet."
Saber's eyes narrowed at the voice of what she assumed was Lancer's Master. She looked towards Lancer, whose eyes were turned to the ground out of shame.
Waver's eyes widened even more and his hands actually began to grip Rider's cape, who was strangely silent.
"How would you like to privately school you?" Waver then broke out into cold sweat while Kayneth continued. "The lesson will be how Mages really kill one another. I will teach you all the pain and fear involved…"
"OH SHUT THE HELL UP!" Rider shouted, breaking Waver's original fear into a million pieces. "So, you were the guy my partner stole the catalyst from? Well then, I gotta thank him later tonight, because I was able to miss out on having to deal with a cowardly, asshole, weak-ass excuse of a Master like you!" Rider then turned to Waver and grinned. "And you getting back at that bastard like this? That takes some manly guts! You truly deserve being a member of Team Dai-Gurren!"
"Tch." Kayneth sneered from his hiding spot. "And it seems I was fortunate in not getting a fool like you as a Servant. Now then…" Kayneth then smirked. "Lancer, make the fool die with his pathetic excuse of a Master and Saber."
"Yes, Master." Lancer muttered before shifting into a throwing stance. "I'm sorry. Lance of Longinus!" The spear then flew from Lancer's hands and flew in supersonic speeds towards the three.
"Shit!" Rider shouted while leaning backwards and shoving Waver's head down. The flying spear nicked Rider's chin, drawing a thin line of blood and continuing onwards…
…Right to the shell-shocked Saber's head.
Saber's eyes widened as the spear came closer and closer to ending her life, and her one chance in righting all the wrongs in her life before two gunshots rang out into the air. Sparks then flew on the spear, making it fly off coarse and imbed itself only a few inches from Saber's head and into the crates behind her. The three Servants then looked to the right to see a blonde spikey-haired man clad in a red coat with a silver handgun in his right hand standing next to the shocked Irisviel.
"Uh, hey!" The man said with a dopey expression on his face, waving his left hand in greeting. "I'm Archer, and I would really appreciate it if you would just leave here right now without hurting anyone."
"H-how did you get here?" Irisviel asked, making Archer look at her with sparkles in his eyes. He then bent down on one knee and kissed her hand.
"I walked here to meet you, my snow flower…" Archer told Irisviel in a semi-husky tone making her blush in embarrassment and Saber's cheeks flush with anger. Rider simply laughed out loud while Lancer turned his crimson red face to the side.
Kiritsugu blinked from his now not-so-secret hiding spot and thought, "…Is my wife getting hit on by a Servant?"
"S-stop that you fool!" Saber shouted at the top of her lungs before pointing at Rider. "First this fool interrupts my duel with Lancer to shout out his ridiculous boasts…!"
"Oi! Oi!" Rider shouted out with indignation while Waver shakily got to his feet. "Don't talk down on my awesomeness!"
"…And now you tell us to cease our duel altogether and leave?"
"Does this duel involve one of you dying?" Archer asked while getting onto his feet, his gun not leaving the three of them for a second.
"Of course." Saber confirmed with a nod. "Such is the Holy Grail War."
"Then no! I can't let any of you kill each other!" Archer shouted out in horror. Making Saber growl in anger.
"H-how dare you besmirch my honor as…!" Saber began, only for Rider to interrupt her.
"Okay you bozo! I know you are here! Come out and show yourself to the might Kamina!" Rider shouted, making everyone look at him with confusion. The only exception being Lancer who was attempting to remove his spear from the crate.
A moment of silence passed before a new voice said, "…I'm impressed. You were able to see past my Genjutsu." The air in front of a crate then shimmered, revealing a black spikey-haired teenager with strange eastern clothing and a sword strapped to his back.
"Heh, I'm just badass like that." Rider responded with a grin before his eyes narrowed. "I'm guessing you are Caster."
"Correct." Caster confirmed with a nod. He then began to unsheathe his sword as he said, "And I am glad that I can eliminate four Servants at once."
All the Servants then stiffened at this. Saber and Lancer positioned themselves to be ready to attack, Rider became grim-faced as he gripped the controls of Lagann, and Archer's face became serious as he put on circular sunglasses on his face using his left hand.
Elsewhere:
Berserker grinned before he turned to Kariya and said, "Looks like someone who was supposed to be dead didn't stay in the ground where he belonged. Can I…"
"Do it." Kariya ordered with a grin. "And when you are done, take care of Tokiomi's Servant."
"With pleasure." Berserker replied before shooting off the ground towards the crane, which Assassin set up shop on.
On Said Crane:
Assassin giggled to himself as he watched the scene below him. "Well, I guess when the fans demand the author responds. Now, how is TIM going to get me in…!" Assassin then felt a bone-crushing hand grip his neck and turned around to see the grinning face of Berserker. "…Mommy?"
The two then shot into the ground, with Assassin screaming the whole way.
On The Battlefield:
Another blast then rocked the street several feet away from where Archer and Irisviel were, diverting the Servant's attention. The smoke cleared to reveal a blue-haired man wearing white and black attire with a savage grin having his foot on top of an all-too familiar and not-dead form.
"I-Impossible! That's Assassin!" Waver shouted in shock, making Saber's eyes narrow.
"Then that means he is..." Saber began while the man looked straight at Archer, his grin seeming to get even wider. "Berserker!"
"S-SCARY!" Archer shouted in fear while Berserker shot straight at him with his fist cocked back. Archer then ducked in an impressive feat of speed before shooting Berserker in the right shoulder, only for the bullet to bounce off like it was nothing.
"Hah! That the best you can do?" Berserker laughed out loud manically while continuing to punch and kick at Archer who seemed to dodge every one. "Grr, hold still you bastard!"
"No way!" Archer shouted while dodging every strike, which went at the speed of what was probably a bullet. "If I did that, you would kill me!"
"That's the fucking point!" Berserker shouted in anger before Archer brought out his gun once more and fired, this time the bullet hitting Berserker in the right eye. Making the supposedly 'mad' Servant howl in pain. Giving Archer plenty of time to scurry away like a crab. "Y-you fucking bastard!" Berserker shouted while throwing away a crushed bullet which, surprisingly, had no blood on it. "That hurt goddamnit!"
"That's really Berserker?" Saber thought to herself while Archer seemed to leap away and dissipated from view, most likely to keep out of Berserker's sight while keeping an eye on the battle. "How can this be? He should be so mad that he cannot think, let alone complain about his pain!"
"Where the Hell is that fucking blonde bastard?" Berserker shouted to the watching Servants, who seemed to jump at his question. "Tell me!"
"If you cannot tell that by yourself, then you are a fool." Caster spoke with his eyes closed. Berserker seemed to visibly tense at this before his eyes narrowed.
"Are you looking down on me you little shit?" Berserker asked, making Caster's eyes open. Berserker's pupils then seemed to shrink and he muttered, "Those eyes… they are just like his! You think you are better than me? I'll show you! I'LL NOT EVEN LEAVE YOUR CORPSE BEHIND!" Berserker then flew to Caster, drawing a Katana with a light blue handle and an 's' like guard. With the full attempt to skewer Caster, who parried with his own Katana. However, Caster flew back and crashed into the other end of the street, his Katana cracked where Berserker struck. Berserker did not even attempt to relent in his attack and shot at Caster again.
Caster sheathed his sword before performing several intricate hand signs and muttering, "Chidori Senbon" His hand then erupted in light-blue electricity making the distinct sound of birds before he swung the hand in an arc, making countless blue glowing Senbon which shot at Berserker.
Several imbedded into the Servant, who howled in pain before stopping. "You sneaky son of a bitch! That was an A-Rank Spell wasn't it?"
Caster said nothing, making Berserker scowl.
"But that won't save you when I rip that smug-ass face from your skull!"
Behind The Servants:
Assassin groaned in pain as his injuries healed. "Oh man, last time I felt like this is when I went against the fucking Hulk!" He then looked at the off-screen fight between Berserker and Caster, with Berserker definitely trying to rip Caster a new one who countered with a well-placed and destructive Spell before muttering, "I'm probably a dick for interrupting a fight the fans would love to see but…" He then took out both his Glocks and shouted, "In the name of a motivational poster the author once saw, eat blazing doorknobs of death banana-face!"
His talking gave the three Servants ample time to counter. Rider raised the canopy of the Lagann, making the bullets bounce off harmlessly. Lancer raised his A.T Field, which did the same. However Saber was forced to spin her hidden sword to deflect the bullets, not noticing Assassin moving in. When she noticed the bullets stopped, she ceased swinger her sword only to receive a savage right hook in the face, her nose breaking loudly due to the strength of the blow.
"Evening govenah'!" Assassin shouted before jumping backwards when Saber raised her sword to strike her. Assassin then unsheathed his Katanas and asked, "Now then Artie, I got to ask you. How could the Knights of the Round Table get their ass kicked by a rabbit?"
"W-what?" Saber asked in shock as her snapped her bloody nose into place. She then glanced over to Irisviel, who had now moved far, far away from where she originally was.
"I mean, I get that the rabbit was a badass who tore off the heads of whoever pissed it off, but you were King freaking Arthur! Or Arturia. Depends on whether Merlin gave you the magical Futanari spell yet or not." Assassin commented wistfully while rushing at Saber.
"Y-you…!" Saber shouted while parrying each of Assassin's strikes with her own.
With Rider, Lancer, and Waver:
"Ahahahha! This stuff is priceless!" Rider laughed while looking at the fight between Saber and Assassin. "Right man?"
Waver said nothing, choosing to try and remain hidden from the insanity going on around him.
Lancer however, had an entirely different conversation.
"Lancer, withdraw immediately." Kayneth's voice rang out, however Lancer was the only one who could hear him. "This situation has become… less than favorable."
"Yes Master." Lancer responded automatically before dissipating.
"Oi, oi! Don't leave before we…!" Rider shouted, only for Lancer to completely disappear. "Ah damn it!"
With Berserker And Caster:
"You…!" Berserker yelled before, in supersonic speed, he stabbed Caster whose face held a good amount of shock. "Hah! That'll…!" Caster's body then erupted into numerous snakes, which launched at Berserker. "Fuck!" Berserker then shook off the snaked, crushing some and flinging off others before looking on top of a stack of crates where Caster was, totally unharmed. "Bastard!" Berserker yelled, bringing out his right hand and pointing his palm at Caster. "Don't you ever…" A red ball of energy then formed, making Caster's eyes widen. "…Fuck with me!"
"Berserker! You let Tokiomi's Servant get away!" Kariya's voice shouted through their link, making Berserker growl.
"This fucker thinks he superior to me! Like hell I would let him get away with it! I'll deal with the weakling later!" Berserker yelled, the ball of energy seeming to get bigger.
"No you won't. By the power of this Command Seal I order you, Berserker, to return to my side and cease fighting until I order you to do so!" Kariya ordered, making Berserker freeze.
"God fucking damnit…" Berserker growled before clenching his hand, the ball of energy disappearing. He then glared at Caster before saying, "This isn't over you little punk…"
As Berserker's form dissipated, Caster looked over to Assassin and Saber fighting while Rider and his Master watched. It would be so easy to kill the two, however he was still unaware what Rider was capable of. Same could be said about Saber, and Assassin already demonstrated an annoying habit of just no staying dead.
"Besides…" Caster muttered to himself before leaving towards his 'Master's' hideout. "I now understand what three Servants are capable of…"
With Assassin And Saber:
The slicing of bone ripped through the air as Assassin's right arm flew and landed on the ground. Assassin looked at the now bleeding stump, which was just above what used to be his elbow before looking back at the panting Saber. "Tis' but a scratch." Assassin told Saber in a fake British accent.
"GAAAH!" Saber shouted as she attempted to cut Assassin again, only for him to parry with his Katana still held in his left hand.
"Ya know, if you don't like the historical accuracy of Monty Python you could have just said so." Assassin told Saber while blocking her blows. "You didn't need to chop off the jerk arm. That's the worst thing you can do to a guy, right next to chopping off his dick…"
"SHUT! UP!" Saber shouted in anger before swinging once again. However now Assassin jumped back and grabbed his right arm, re-attaching the severed limb to the stump. In a matter of seconds he was flexing the fingers of the right hand before looking at Saber.
"Anyways, that's all the time TIM has given us for this fight." Assassin told Saber before pressing the button on his belt. "Now be a good girl, wear boy clothes, and bang a red-haired idiot in ten years depending on what route is taken…"
"ASSASSIN!" Saber shouted while charging forward, only to go past a flash of light. Saber then blinked as she realized it was only her, Rider, his Master, and Irisviel on the docks.
"Aw man, can't believe I didn't fight anyone before they left…" Rider complained while rubbing the back of his head. "I just wanted each fight to be a manly one on one battle between me and the Servant who wants to be first…" Rider then sighed before turning to his Master. "I mean, you understand right?" Waver just stared at the man with a 'are you fucking serious?' expression on his face. "Coarse you do. Anyways Saber, I hope we can have our battle soon! And you can bet your little ass that I'll win it!" The thrusters then opened behind Lagann, making the thing shoot up into the sky like a rocked before flying away, Waver's scream of terror following it for all to hear.
Saber gaped in shock at the completely destroyed docks with only one (Very un-King like) thought in mind
"…What…the…hell…?"
To Be Continued…
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"Holy crap that battle was awesome!" Taiga shouted with a bag of popcorn in hand. "The author really knows how to outdo himself! I mean, an entire chapter centered around fighting?"
"Um, Sensei…" Illyasviel said out-loud with 3-D glasses still on her eyes. "Some fans might complain about the lack of originality in the fights…
"Nonsense my student!" Taiga shouted while throwing her popcorn into the wall. "The author has tried his hardest in doing an all-Servant smack-down, even when some Servants did nothing! Not to mention the completely original Saber Vs. Assassin and Berserker Vs. Caster fights!"
"Yes, I guess you are right Sensei!" Illyasviel beamed before shouting, "Stay tuned for the next chapter 'After Shit Goes Down!'"
"Check it out!" Taiga cheered while chomping on a twizler.
Note- Yo! I hope you all liked the big-ass fight I just written down for you people! 95% of it was original material with only 5% being based on the two Cannon episodes of Fate/Zero. Comes with the whole scene. I hope I was able to mix comedy, seriousness, and awesomness well into the fights. However only your reviews will be the judge of that. So get reviewing bitches!
…Please?