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"Ah… what a day…" Assassin muttered to himself as he plopped down on top of the couch. "I got to watch my sweet Bea Arthur once again, the fans got their giant mecha battle, and every Otaku in existence within the Nasuverse got a stroke during the whole thing." Assassin then let out a huge sigh as he picked up the remote. "At least none of the Evangelion fans went bitching just because Gurren Lagann kinda won. TIM would have been de-motivated from actually starting this chapter for about a week. Hm, I wonder if normal broadcasting is back on…"
It had been two hours since the huge 'mecha battle' between Rider and Lancer took place. People had slowly returned to their homes, or what was left of them, utterly shocked and confused about what had just happened. Risei had brought them back into the church, and spent a lot of time in his room. Assassin had heard a woman scream for about a half hour before the room became silent again.
Assassin then pushed the power button on the remote, making the TV turn back on. On it was the news with a reporter speaking into her microphone.
"For those of you just tuning in, the cause of the bizarre incident within Fuyuki City which many are calling the 'Big explicitly deleted Mecha Fight' has been explained. I am here now with the true cause of the entire incident, movie director James Cameron." The reporter spoke before the camera zoomed out, showing a long haired greying man standing next to two Japanese people talking in English. "James-san, can you please explain?"
"Certainly." James Cameron said with a smile. "What has happened today was nothing more than a scene within a new movie project of mine titled 'Neo'. It is a multi-million movie project in the works. With me are my two partners in this ambitious new project are Hideaki Anno and Kazuki Nakashima."
The man, Hideaki, then stated, "This project originally came to me within a dream, a world in ruin and humanity struggling to pick up the pieces. It will be a story about human nature and its flaws, all the while attempting to unite against a single enemy titled the 'Angels'."
Kazuki then smirked before saying, "But it won't be all angst! There will be plenty of awesomeness, fanservice, and enjoyable characters! Lets not forget the big *Bleeping*robots! What Fuyuki has seen today is just a sample for what the world has in store once this movie hits the theatres! It will be every Otaku's wet dream come true!"
James Cameron nodded politely before speaking into his microphone once again, "I apologize for the panic this has caused. However we needed true reactions of horror for the scenes within the movie. Our producers and the mayor of Fuyuki have agreed to compensate for the damages and homes lost today due to the special effects and controlled explosives."
"There you have it folks!" The reporter shouted suddenly while staring into the camera. "The mayor of Fuyuki City has also confirmed his involvement in the film 'Neo'. I will now go to a citizen of Fuyuki for their reaction…"
Assassin suddenly turned off the TV and began laughing like a loon. "GHAHAHAHAHA! Aw man, that is the excuse TIM used to keep the war 'secret'? Guess its good that reviewer of his gave the suggestion in the first place!"
"Assassin, what are you doing?" Kirei asked as he walked in. Honestly, he had a long and stressful day today. Not to mention that troubling thought about the 'author' he had earlier. And the throbbing headache he was having was not helping much in that regard.
"Aw nothing, nothing…" Assassin said with a sigh while turning back on the TV and switching through the channels. Seems like Kamen Rider was on one… "So, who were you and your pops talking to? She sounded smoking hot. Like the whole 'Yes Mistress' hot…"
Kirei felt his eye twitch at the memory….
Flashback (A Hour And A Half Ago):
"HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN KOTOMINE!" Barthomeloi Lorelei, Vice Director of the Mage's Association and the 'Queen' of Clock Tower, shouted in fury over the private line the Church in Fuyuki City had with her office after Risei gave his report over the recent development. Kirei could see his father wincing in pain at the volume of her shout. And who could blame him? Kirei was at the other end of the room and he could hear Lorelei. "The damn war and magecraft has been exposed to every damn oriental within that accursed city!"
"I had no knowledge something of this magnitude would occur." Risei said calmly, not letting any hint of frustration out of his voice or on his face. But Kirei could tell his father was stressed. After all, he was drumming his fingers on the table. "If I had, then I would have taken steps to prevent it from happening."
"Well that is just good to know!" Lorelei shouted in obvious sarcasm. "Now I can sleep a bit better when I send the Enforcers over there to clean up your mess! I truly hope you begin praying to God right now, because when they get there, you can be damn well sure that…!"
"The situation is still salvageable." Risei said quickly, almost desperately into the line. "The Holy Grail War can still continue."
"How? How the holy Hell can this be salvageable?" Lorelei asked in exasperation. "You said yourself that anyone with half a brain could see and hear those damn monstrosities those Servants summoned!"
"Yes however their appearances held nothing that could connect them to magic" Risei said slowly, and after a moment of silence he continued. "They looked like mechanical robots to the everyday Japanese citizen. Several 'experts' with Anime, Japanese Cartoons, would confirm this."
"What are you getting at with this?" Lorelei asked in a dangerous tone.
"That there will be no need to purge Fuyuki City, not when all we need to do is hypnotize a few people to make it seem as if a movie was being made about Japanese robots." Risei explained, while the drumming of his fingers became more frantic. "We simply need an American Hollywood Director, some movie company heads, and maybe one or two Japanese citizens hypnotized in order to pull this off. In fact, the director James Cameron is within Fuyuki right now on vacation. My son can take care of that hypnotism and the Japanese citizens. I simply need the Mage's Association to hypnotize the movie company heads for the 'funds' of said 'movie'."
Silence followed, too much silence. Kirei could see his father letting out a bead of sweat on his face before Lorelei spoke, "Just make sure you do not screw up again Kotomine. Otherwise, you will suffer by my hand personally." Risei nodded before hanging up the phone, letting out a sigh of relief.
"Please Kirei, do what needs to be done." Risei asked, to which Kirei nodded and left the room. However he heard his father open a cabinet and put on the table his 'special occasion' rum.
After all, Kirei did not want his search for answers through Emiya Kiritsugu end so quickly.
And maybe, just maybe when he got back he would join his father in that drink.
End Flashback:
"I suppose so. I do not pay attention to such frivolous details." Kirei informed Assassin who just snorted.
"How you actually got down and dirty with your wife, I'll never know." Assassin said out loud, which made Kirei twitch. "I mean, when you were 'impaling' her with your 'sword', I bet you got off with thinking you were actually stabbing her!"
"Enough." Kirei said a little bit too forcefully, making Assassin blink in surprise. "Do not talk about things you do not understand."
"Yeah, yeah." Assassin said in a disinterested tone while switching though the channels.
Kirei watched his Servant for a minute before he asked, "Assassin, earlier I had thought of this 'author' person you spoke of numerous times even though I did not originally wish to. What does this mean?"
Assassin froze for a moment before slowly turning to Kirei. "Oh. My. Bea. Arthur."
"What?" Kirei asked, only for Assassin to get right in his face,
"You're starting to break the fourth wall!" Assassin yelled before poking Kirei on the chest. "That's what TIM has in store for you!"
"What?" Kirei asked in confusion to which Assassin sighed.
"So you are not that far ahead yet…" Assassin then plopped himself back onto the couch. "My advice, just go with the flow. In a few chapters, you will understand my apprentice…"
Kirei then left the room and closed the door. One thought going through his mind…
"Fourth wall?"
Elsewhere:
Tokiomi sighed in frustration as Archer finished his 'report' to him. Archer had arrived just a few moments and informed him that he had spent the morning playing with his daughter, and then taking her and one of her school friends away from the park. Apparently, the roar he had heard earlier was a Servant's very giant and visible Noble Phantasm, which battled another Servant's equally giant Noble Phantasm. He had promptly called Risei to explain to him what happened. But the man simply said 'Everything is under control' and left it at that.
"Do you know the identities of the Servants involved?" Tokiomi asked Archer. Perhaps he would visit the Masters personally and punish them for almost revealing their existence to the world…
"No, I was more concerned with getting your daughter to safety." Archer replied automatically. It was not a total lie. He was truly concerned about Rin's safety at the time. "After all, I don't think you would have wanted your daughter to be a casualty in the war."
"Hm, indeed I do not. She is the heir to the Tohsaka family." Tokiomi said while pouring himself another glass of wine. It was obvious that Archer was covering for the Servants, however Tokiomi was not going to waste a Command Seal to make him talk. "And it would be irritating to have to make a replacement should she die."
Archer clenched his hands into fists at that statement.
"Where did you leave her?" Tokiomi asked, to which Archer scratched the back of his head with a dopey grin.
"With your wife Aoi." Archer responded before looking out the window. "You are really lucky Master, to have someone like that as your wife…"
"Indeed I am." Tokiomi said quickly. "You may go Archer, do whatever it is you wish."
Archer nodded before walking out of the study and closing the door. "What a cold man…" Archer muttered to himself before walking away.
Elsewhere:
Kiritsugu looked at both Saber and Irisviel at the other side of the table while Maiya laid out pictures of both Lancer's mecha and Rider's mecha. "As you can see, Lancer's machine has almost no weapons beside its own brute strength and A.T Field. From the information gathered, it is apparent that Lancer cannot use his spear during this state. And enough force can actually break the field. The machine also displays Berserker-like qualities, so it is safe to say that Lancer has little to no actual control. Rider meanwhile…" Maiya then laid out pictures of 'Gurren Lagann'. "…Has complete control of his machine. However, it requires both the mecha he usually travels in combined with a massive one that he himself summons. Forcing Waver Velvet to pilot the smaller one while he pilots the larger one. Should we eliminate the small mecha, the combining process should be impossible to perform."
"It would stop Rider from unleashing something that massive and powerful on Saber before she had a chance to fight back." Irisviel consented with a nod. Saber continued to scowl at the pictures in anger.
"To use such overkill Noble Phantasms on one another, and in the middle of the day as well! Don't they have any honor as Servants? They almost completely destroyed the entire war!" Saber ranted, however only Irisviel looked at her with concerned eyes. Maiya and Kiritsugu did not even so much as glance at her.
"Luckily, their battle resulted in Lancer's Master being critically wounded. Thus, Lancer will not be our immediate concern as he will be too worried about the health of his Master." Kiritsugu informed before glancing back at Gurren Lagann's picture. "And Rider will be busy attempting to recover Mana. What we do need to be concerned about…" Maiya then placed down a picture of both Kirei and Assassin. "…is these two. Their lack of any action most likely means they are planning something."
"Couldn't we just order the church to release Kotomine Kirei from their protection?" Irisviel asked curiously, only for Kiritsugu to shake his head.
"The church still deems Kotomine under their protection, due to him not 'directly ordering his Servant during his time within the church'. Thus, he is still not an 'active participant'." Maiya informed Irisviel, to which Kiritsugu nodded his head.
"However, should he leave the church with his Servant we can eliminate both without any political repercussions from happening." Kiritsugu spoke while Maiya began to pick everything up. "The war is already in danger from what had happened earlier, and we can only thank those last minute hypnotisms that the Association performed for the war even continuing."
"You seem to be calm about this Kiritsugu." Irisviel stated, making Kiritsugu freeze. "I mean, shouldn't you be shocked at any of these developments? After all, we just witnessed a real life giant robot battle not in Anime."
"Iri, if there is anything that I have learned over the years it is this: When things get strange, and they will with Magic involved, you just go with the flow and do not try to understand why it is happening." Kiritsugu then left the room with Maiya following behind him.
"Well, I guess we should pack up as well. Right Saber?" Irisviel asked with a smile, only for Saber to shake her head.
"First I wish to ask you a question that I was unable to before." Saber said before looking at Irisviel seriously. "Tell me Irisviel, what is a 'Futanari'?"
"S-Saber! Why would you w-wish to know something so… so…?" Irisviel asked frantically with her cheeks flushed in embarrassment.
"Assassin used the term towards me as an insult, one that I have no knowledge about." Saber explained while staring at Irisviel. "I must know what he meant by it."
Irisviel flushed harder before leaning in and whispering in Saber's ear.
The Einzbern Manor became quiet for a good ten minutes before a furious voice roared out one word. A word that could be heard around the world…
"ASSASSIN!"
Elsewhere:
"Tch, damn this sucks…" Berserker muttered while Kariya sat against the wall of building in the shadows. They too had managed to escape the chaos that had occurred between the two mechas, and they also heard the 'news' that it was simply for a movie. It had to be the worst excuse in the world in Kariya's opinion. Why destroy a good portion of the town, without informing the citizens about it, for a movie of all things? It was likely the Association half-hazardly trying to cover its own tracks created by the two Servants through good-old hypnotizing.
"Oh well…" Kariya thought to himself while looking at the sky. "It's a better excuse than gas leaks…"
"I mean sure, I could have kicked their asses in a matter of seconds. They are nothing compared to Menos Grandes after all, but it still sucks that I got pulled out of another fight!" Berserker complained while punching the wall, tiny cracks forming on it from the impact. "This sneaking around shit is pissing me off Master! I want a fight and I want it soon!"
"And you will get it." Kariya muttered while coughing a bit. "I promise you, the next Servant we spot you have my full permission to fight it. Until then, be patient."
"But I don't want to be patient! I've been sitting on my ass since I fought that punk and it's really starting to piss me off! I want to find that fucking punk and rip him limb from limb! It will teach him to never look down on me!" Berserker yelled out before letting out a huff. "I swear, how I got a Master like you I will never know. This sneaking shit is for Assassin, not me."
"But I am your Master, so you will just have to deal with it for now." Kariya growled out before coughing out a glob of blood, the insects crawling in his skin as well.
"…" Berserker said nothing but narrowed his eyes as he dissipated from view, leaving Kariya alone.
"Finally, some peace and quiet…"
Elsewhere:
"Aw man! That was so totally COOL!" Uryuu cheered as he jumped around their sewer 'hideout'. "I mean, I totally saw this old hobo go splat on the foot of one of those robots, but nobody noticed! I even took a little souvenir when nobody was looking…" Uryuu then showed an ear to Caster and smirked. "What do ya think man? Is it cool or what?"
"It is very cool Master." Caster growled out before turning away. "I am glad that our base of operations was not damaged at all."
"No kidding!" Uryuu moaned out while looking at the slightly cracked pillars. "The place shook so much that I thought all my masterpieces were going to be lost forever! I mean, that would totally suck if that happened right?"
"No, it would not you psycho." Caster thought to himself before saying outloud, "Perhaps, however I was more concerned that we would not be able to find an area as abandoned as this one should it go down."
"Hey man, out there was that part of your 'Holy Grail War' thing?" Uryuu asked, making Caster glance at him. "I mean if it is, then you have to be the coolist person I have ever met! That purple robot literally sprayed his guts everywhere when the red one drilled him!"
"It was just a sample of it." Caster replied with a nod. "However there is much more to it than what you have just seen…"
"Alright, if you say so…" Uryuu drawled out. "Say, what happened today just gave me the greatest inspiration!"
Uryuu them smiled happily as he walked to a young and hogtied brother and sister trying to squirm away.
Caster offered a small prayer for their souls mentally.
Elsewhere:
"YOU IDIOT!" Waver shouted in anger to his still grinning Servant as they walked, due to Waver's extreme protests of going in Lagann again, to the Mackenzie house. Rider held onto his, miraculously recovered and spotless, guitar case as he walked beside his furious Master. "You goaded Lancer into using his ultimate Noble Phantasm, and because of that you almost died! And then, you had me pilot that damn contraption and threw me into the air without warning! I almost died up there!"
"Ah relax man!" Rider shouted while pumping his fist into the air. "We were total badasses back there! We almost beat Lancer! If the bastard hadn't run away from our fight, then there would be one less Servant in the war!"
"Yes, we almost won." Waver consented with a grimace. "But we still almost revealed the existence of Magi to the world because of the size of your Noble Phantasm!"
"But we didn't, so everything is still good." Rider responded automatically, making Waver glare at him.
"How can you say that? How can you be so calm when we almost doomed this whole war and everyone in this town?" Waver asked, making Rider stop and turn around.
"You dumbass!" Rider shouted before flicking Waver on the forehead, making the boy cry out in shock. "I'm calm because no matter what, everything works out in the end! You need to live in the moment, enjoy it before it ends! And if something horrible is happening, you stand up against it knowing that you will be victorious in the end! A man always follows that philosophy no matter what!"
Waver sighed at his Servant's 'explanation' to his actions while rubbing his forehead. "And we still didn't get the milk and sugar…"
"Ah, damn. Knew I forgot something…" Rider muttered to himself while sighing. "Ah well, guess we can go out and get it tomorrow…" The two then continued their walk, as the house came into view Rider suddenly said, "Hey Waver, thanks for saving my ass."
"Huh?" Waver asked in surprise. This was definitely new. Rider never admitted if he was ever in trouble.
"I mean it kid, thanks." Rider told Waver while turning his head. A small smile on his face. "Whenever either of our asses are in trouble, the other is their to help them out. That is how partners work. It is how members of Team Dai-Gurren treat one another."
Waver looked to the side while saying, "W-well, I couldn't just let you die! I am your Master, and it is my obligation as such to make sure we both win the Holy Grail."
"Heh." Rider chuckled out in amusement. "To tell you the truth, I was kinda surprised you were able to ride Lagann. Must mean you got a lot of fighting spirit in you! Just as much as my blood brother Simon had! And with that, we can use Gurren Lagann whenever we want! It'll teach the others to never mess with us!" Rider then erupted into full blown laughter while an exasperated Waver followed him.
Waver just hoped he never had to help make the thing anytime soon.
At least, not for another week.
Elsewhere (Dreamscape):
Kayneth Archibald felt his weightless body follow a small brown-haired boy who watched his mother step foot inside of a monstrosity, and never return from it. The sheer horror of the entire situation reverberated throughout Kayneth's entire being as technicians yelled, an old man frantically trying to get him outside of the room, and the boy's father scream his mother's name.
Kayneth watched as, not a few days later, the father left his crying son on the doorstep of his aunt and uncle without a hint of remorse. The boy cried as the only connection he had to his one time true family left without turning back.
Years passed by, the boy growing bigger bet never truly maturing. Becoming an outcast to his new 'home', his school, and everyone in general. The world shunning the boy, who shunned it back by closing his ears to it. The old music cassette player he used once belonging to the father who abandoned him to this lonely existence.
Not even a year over fourteen, the boy is called by the father. Yearning for acceptance, the boy comes only to find himself dragged into a war between Heaven and Earth.
The enemy being grotesque monsters called 'Angels', horrible parodies to their namesake.
The boy fought them, time and time again. The wounds he received from each battle never truly healing. The fact he was defending humanity did not even truly register in the boy's mind. He just kept repeating one sentence over and over again.
"I mustn't run away."
The boy made friends, and developed feeling for a ghostly beautiful albino girl and a fiery redhead. He found a mother figure through a guardian who had a past much similar to his own. The boy smiled, thinking that his broken life was finally being put together.
It would not last.
His friend becomes crippled by the very tool the boy uses to defend him and humanity. The beautiful albino girl is revealed to be made from his own mother and the very creatures they were fighting. The redhead so full of confidence breaks and falls silent to one of their enemies. A boy, one of their supposed enemies, tells the boy words he never heard from anyone else.
"I love you."
And the boy repays him by crushing his body, shattering every hope he had of peace. The boy, in his broken mind state, does something horrible and disgusting in front of the silent body of the fiery redhead. Further pulling the boy into insanity. His fellow men die all around him afterwards, falling to fellow humans who are nothing but puppets to an evil cabal. His mother figure dies so that he could go and fight. However, he is helpless and simply listens to the dying screams of the fiery redhead.
And then Kayneth heard the most horrifying and hopeless sounding scream of his life.
The broken boy, without truly knowing what he was doing, said one thing.
"…Everyone can just die."
And they did. Their souls along with his pulled into one being. There, the boy learns to accept the real world even if it hurts. He rejects staying in one conscience where he will not feel emotional pain, and the world becomes surrounded by a blood-red sea that was once humanity.
The boy stares into the distance, where the giant and grotesque parody of the albino girl was smiling at the sky. Next to him was a decaying corpse of the fiery redhead. Behind him was a grave, where a cross was nailed to it. The grave might as well have represented all of humanity. The boy looked into the distance, at the blood red 'sea' and whispered with tears streaming down his cheeks,
"I wish… none of this had happened."
End Dream:
Kayneth gasped in a huge breath of air, his eyes wild with freight and feeling sweat dripping down his body.
"W-were those Lancer's memories?" Kayneth thought to himself while attempting to bring his right hand to his face, only to grimace in pain.
"Ah, your awake. Much quicker than I expected." Sola-Ui said as she walked to Kayneth's bed side.
"W-what happened Sola-Ui?" Kayneth rasped out while Sola-Ui smiled.
"You were an idiot of coarse. Staying in that hotel despite the fact two massive Servants were duking it out in the middle of the city." Sola-Ui said smoothly while racing her hand on Kayneth's bandaged body. "Lancer accidentally threw Waver Velvet and his Servant's contraption into the hotel, hitting you and breaking almost every bone in your body. Honestly, if me and Lancer did not find you when we did you would have died."
"T-that little brat…!" Kayneth growled out in anger. "When I am fully healed, I'll make him and Waver Velvet pay fo-GHAAA!" Kayneth shouted in pain as Sola-Ui began clenching his right hand hard.
"No you will not. After all, you are in no condition to move from this bed for several months. You cannot even hope to be Lancer's Master, let alone act with harmful intentions towards him." Sola-Ui gave him a sweet smile, however her eyes filled with dangerous intent. "So give me Lancer's Command Seals, I will act as his Master. And I can assure you, I will be a much more competent and understanding Master than you."
"Sola!" Kayneth shouted, ignoring the pain. "D-Don't do this! That brat, Lancer, is psychotic! I've seen his memories, he killed everyone in the world just because a few people died!"
"How can you say that?" Sola-Ui asked sweetly, however there was a sliver of anger in your voice. "Lancer is such a sweet boy, and if what you say about his past is true then he is nothing more but a victim of unfortunate circumstances. Now Kayneth, give me the Command Seals. I can only have them when you give me them willingly. My last resort, of coarse, is to simply amputate your arm."
Kayneth's eyes widened at this. His fiancée, the woman who he loved despite her hatred for him, was fully serious about this! Could he really do it? With what he had seen about Lancer's past, the Command Seals were his only 'leash' for the mad dog Lancer truly was. And if Lancer fully agreed that Sola-Ui was his one and only Master…
There was no telling what Lancer would do to him.
And the only other option he had was to refuse, and Sola-Ui takes the Command Seals anyway by amputating his arm. So he only had two options, give them willingly or unwillingly.
"…very well Sola-Ui." Kayneth growled out. The Command Seals then glowed crimson red as Kayneth said, "As the Master of the Servant Lancer, I relinquish my Command Seals to you."
Sola-Ui's eyes widened with joy as the crimson markings disappeared from Kayneth's right hand and appeared on hers. "I-I did it…" Sola-Ui muttered to herself with happiness in her tone. "I am now Lancer's Master!"
"I hope you know what you are doing Sola-Ui." Kayneth muttered while looking back at the ruined ceiling. He then felt something pierce his neck, making his eyes widen in shock. He then looked to see Sola-Ui sticking in a hypodermic needle filled with a clear liquid before injecting its contents into him. "W-what…?
"Oh Kayneth…" Sola-Ui muttered with a neutral expression on her face. "You truly should have treated Lancer in the way he deserved to be treated. With respect and kindness…"
"S-Sola!" Kayneth gasped out, only to feel his throat go dry and his vision get blurry.
Sola-Ui extracted the needle and cleaned it muttering, "Like it? It was a special fast-acting poison made from a few Japanese herbs. I found the recipe from a book I was reading while you were sleeping like a sloth in the morning. Lancer never did see me buy the herbs at the supermarket earlier…"
"W-why…?" Kayneth whispered while Sola-Ui gave him a smile.
"Because you are a disgusting and cowardly man who cannot see past his supposed 'superiority'." Sola-Ui stated, making Kayneth's eyes widen. "I might actually thank Waver Velvet for deciding to steal your first catalyst when he did. Without him, I would have never met Lancer." Sola-Ui then sighed as Kayneth's body went into convulsions. "I always wanted a son like Lancer. And not one made from your genes Kayneth. Perhaps I shall use the Holy Grail to bring Lancer true life so that we may be a family together…"
"S-Sola…! N-No…!" Kayneth gasped out before he let out one final breath and laid still.
Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi was dead.
Sola-Ui closed Kayneth's eyelids before walking away to inform Lancer of Kayneth's death and her new status as his Master. She would hate lying to Lancer like this…
But it was for the best.
To Be Continued…
Omake- It's A Real Thing! Taiga Dojo Preview!
"Scandal, betrayal, and murder!" Taiga shouted while wriggling in excitement. "This chapter had it all!"
"Um Sensei, I didn't see any scandal in here? Are you talking about Maiya-san and Papa?" Illyasviel asked, to which Taiga pointed her Boken at her.
"Scandal is always in these things my student! In a few years, historians will somehow find seven different meanings to this chapter! Some not even making a lick of sense!" Taiga then sighed as she said, "Just like my love for Rider and our impending marriage…"
"Where is he?" Waver Velvet shouted as he entered the Dojo. "Where did you take Rider you crazy b…!"
"Waver! Help me!" Rider's muffled voice shouted from somewhere. "The chocolate syrup is making everything sticky!"
"Why you…!" Taiga shouted while preparing to jump Waver, only for Illyasviel to knock her down.
"Go and find Rider-san! I'll hold her off!" Illyasviel shouted while wrestling with Taiga as Waver searched every nook and cranny for Rider. "Stay tuned for the next chapter 'Archer's Bogus Adventure'!"
"Check it out!" Taiga shouted before noticing Waver dragging a dehydrated-looking Rider out of the Dojo. "Hey! Get back here with my man!"
Note- Yo! TIM here with the newest chap of this fic! Just so you guys know, I picked James Cameron to be the 'director' of the 'movie' because if anyone could pull off a movie about mechas and not make it suck, it would be him. Also Hideaki Anno and Kazuki Nakashima are the creators of Evangelion and Gurren Lagann respectively, so this is just a little shout out to them. I would also like to thank Heaven Canceler, one of my many fans and reviewers, for inspiring the first part of this chapter! Let this be a lesson to you guys! Keep reviewing and maybe your suggestions might help me out in the future! So get reviewing!
…Please?