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Lancer sat on a broken column of concrete as he waited for Sola-Ui to bring him news of his Master's condition. He was truly concerned about his Master, he looked so broken and bloody just a few hours ago that he was surprised that the man was still living. Hell he probably would not have lived if he and Sola-Ui did not find him when he called.

"This is all my fault." Lancer thought to himself while gripping his spear. "I messed up, I had Unit-01 throw Rider into the hotel without thinking about Master. Now he is in pain and bedridden, Sola-san is worried to death, and Rider is now prepared for the next time we fight. Why…" Lancer then looked to the ground in sorrow. "Why do I always fail the people who depend upon me? Even if I fight, all I do is hurt them…" Lancer then heard his Master scream in pain, making him stand up in shock and he prepared to leave only to stop himself at the last minute. "No, Sola-san is taking care of him. I'll just get in the way…" Lancer then sat back down while gripping his spear. "I-I'll make it up to them both somehow…"

Lancer then heard footsteps and got up automatically. His feet shifting in case he had to attack or defend himself. Slowly, out of the shadows came Sola-Ui with a saddened expression on her face. Her left hand gripping onto the right. "Sola-san, what's wrong?" Lancer asked before his eyes widened in shock. He couldn't feel his Master's Prana anymore. "W-what happened to Master?"

"Lancer, I…" Sola-Ui began before gulping and taking a deep breath. "I couldn't save him. A rib shard punctured Kayneth's lung and I could not heal it in time." She looked at him dead in the eye with her own. "Kayneth is dead Lancer."

Lancer's eyes widened in shock and horror. Although his Master had constantly abused his position as a Servant and insulted him every chance he got, Lancer never wanted to have the man die. What made it worse was that… "This is all my fault…"

"What?" Sola-Ui asked in shock while Lancer turned his head.

"I said this is all my fault!" Lancer shouted in anger and sorrow. "I-If I hadn't thrown Rider at the hotel, Master would have lived and you would still have your fiancée! I have ruined everything! I…!" Lancer's eyes widened as Sola-Ui pulled him into a hug. "S-Sola-san?"

"It's not your fault Lancer. You were simply performing your duty as his Servant. I do not blame you, and neither did he." Sola-Ui muttered to Lancer while stroking his back in a soothing manner.

"B-But I still…" Lancer muttered, making Sola-Ui release the hug with a small smile on her face.

"Before he died, he gave me his Command Seals." Sola-Ui said before showing her right hand, making Lancer see the two remaining Command Seals on it. "He wanted us to continue, even though he is gone we will win this war. For him."

"S-Sola-san…" Lancer stuttered with wide eyes. His Master still wanted them to continue, even though he would no longer be in this world to watch over his fiancée? He entrusted Sola-Ui's safety… to him? "I-I won't fail your last wish Kayneth-san…" Lancer thought to himself before saying with determination in his tone, "I-I won't fail you Master!"

"You do not need to say that Lancer." Sola-Ui told Lancer with a smile on her face. "And just call me Sola." Sola-Ui then hugged Lancer again, who hugged back in response. Sola-Ui smiled to herself. She had now gotten Lancer's undying trust, and she would not throw it away like Kayneth did. She winced at every lie she told Lancer internally, but it was for the best.

"I give you my word Lancer, when this accursed war is over… I will bring you true happiness…"

Later (The Next Morning):

Archer whistled to himself as he waited in line within the doughnut shop. He honestly had nothing to do today. All the kids that usually went to the park were in school at the moment, and would remain there for at least a few more hours. And also, he had explored the entire city thus he could not really occupy his time with that. So why not just get his favorite snack as he killed time?

"I just wished this line was not so long…" Archer groaned to himself before he heard the hushed whispers of two women.

"I heard Hinamori found the body of her daughter this morning. The monster just left the thing out in the park for all to see…" One women whispered, making the other gasp in shock.

"Oh, the poor thing…" The other woman muttered to herself. "First that murderer kills her husband in his own house and steals her daughter away for two days, and now she saw the poor child dead…"

"The funeral will be today I heard." The first woman spoke while sipping her coffee with shaking hands. "I wish the police would hurry up and find this psycho…"

Archer's eyes narrowed at that piece of news, "Another life, a child at that, taken away…" He heard about the string of murders and the children of the victims being taken away. Then a few days later, the police would find the children's' bodies out on display across town. As if the murderer wanted people to appreciate his work! That's another reason why he stayed with the children in the park as long as he could. To be sure none of them were taken away.

"Sir? Sir!" A new voice called out, making Archer snap out of his thoughts and blink in surprise as all the people in front of him were gone. The teenage cashier girl looking at him with an annoyed expression. "It is your turn to order sir."

"Right, sorry…" Archer muttered with a dopey grin on his face while scratching the back of his neck in embarrassment. "I truly apologize for being lost in thought, madam…" Archer said in his husky tone in an attempt to impress the girl with his dashing good looks.

She was definitely not amused.

"Just order your damn doughnuts sir." The teenager growled, making Archer laugh nervously.

He was just so sure it would work this time!

Outside:

Maiya blinked in surprise to see Archer, the Servant who hit on her a few days earlier with the identity 'Vash Wolfwood', buying a box of doughnuts from a doughnut shop. She had just stepped out of the Einzbern Manor to grab some supplies (a.k.a food for herself, since Saber seemingly ate it all last night in a fit of hate-filled hunger) and was on her way to an… acceptable Chinese restaurant that served a very good dish called 'Ma-poo Dou-fu' when she spotted a familiar mop of blonde hair through the window of a doughnut shop.

"How do I proceed?" Maiya thought to herself as she narrowed her eyes, cursing herself for not bringing her communicator. "Should I return and inform Kiritsugu about this?"Maiya then shook her head. "No, if I do that then I shall loose track of Archer." She then watched as Archer left the shop with a box of doughnuts in his right hand and a half-eaten doughnut in his left. "..I will trail him, and should he stop anywhere I will use a pay line to contact Kiritsugu." She then began to slowly blend into the crowd while following Archer, who continued to munch on his doughnuts.

She was amazed that, with his choice of snack food, he was not five hundred pounds.

Then again, neither was Saber. And she beat Archer's appetite by leaps and bounds…

Back With Archer:

Archer visibly was munching on his doughnuts without a care in the world, oblivious to everything surrounding him. However internally he was thinking one thing…

"Someone is following me."

This had happened hundreds of thousands of times before in his life. Bounty hunters hoping to catch him by surprise and take his very high bounty. But he had long since developed a 'sixth sense' when it comes to his surroundings. He could instantly tell when someone was tailing him, those being trained sufficiently enough could escape his notice. But they were few in number. The one following him today however, was not one of them. But they were pretty good.

Archer then turned on a heel into an alleyway and walking a bit into it before saying out loud, "I don't feel like playing a game of hide and go seek right now. If you reallywant to play that badly, you can just go to the park in a few hours…"

A minute passed before Maiya stepped into view, making Archer smile. "Ah, Maiya-chan! It's just so good to see yo…!" A knife the flew by his head, hitting the doughnut he held in his hand and impaled it. The large piece then flew off and impacted onto the wall before clattering onto the ground. "GAH!" Archer shouted while gaping at the ruined pastry.

"Do not play games with me. I know your true identity Archer." Maiya spoke before taking ut a small circular gun and pointing it into the sky. "If you attempt to strike me, I shall launch a flair which will alert Saber of your location, and…"

"MY DOUGHNUT!" Archer cried out, tears streaming down his cheeks as he lifted the piece. "M-my poor doughnut…" He then showed Maiya the piece and shouted, "That's the meanest thing any girl has ever done to me! Why do you ruin other people's food? If you just wanted to talk to me you could have asked, you did not have to ruin my doughnut!"

"I-I am threatening him, and all he is concerned about is his doughnut?" Maiya thought to herself while glaring at Archer. "Your food should be the least of your concerns."

"Look…" Archer sighed while getting onto his feet. "I have to now go and get a replacement doughnut, so please step aside."

Maiya flinched at this, she was no match for a Servant and Kiritsugu stated this on multiple occasions. And the threat of bringing Saber hardly fazed him.

"And just so you know…" Archer began while hold out his hand. "During this entire conversation I could have groped you at least six times." Maiya looked at Archer with a disbelieving expression on her face. "Okay, lets say maybe five times alright?"

Maiya's eyes widened as she each of her shirt buttons popped, revealing her lacy black bra to the world, and felt a hand squeeze her breasts exactly five times.

"Well, its been a nice reunion but I've got to go now!" Archer said cheerfully while running past her and disappearing into the crowd.

"Wait!" Maiya shouted while running out of the alley, only to not find Archer anywhere and giving all the people walking an eyeful.

Maiya allowed her cheeks to redden while covering herself and sprinting towards the Einzbern Manor.

And perhaps keep what happened a secret from Kiritsugu and the others…

Later That Night:

Archer watched over the city wearing his usual battle attire. Although the police had placed a curfew on the entire city, Archer knew that it was not enough to stop someone like the murderer. He would get out into the city, skillfully avoid the police, and take a few more lives from the world. And Archer watched the news reports about the kidnappings and murders, he even went into spirit form and inspected one of the most recent crime scenes. He could tell that no killer could have pulled this off alone.

The sword strikes used to kill the victims were too neat and precise.

Not to mention with one victim, who attempted to use a gun, a sword imbedded itself through the gun, rendering it useless. It meant only one thing…

A Servant was helping the perpetrator of these crimes.

Only two Servants in this war used swords that could make the marks. Rider's Master did not have the stomach to perform such a crime, and Rider would never perform anything like it. So, it only left Caster and his mysterious Master.

"With how the crimes are being done Caster's Master should be out sometime soon." Archer thought to himself while pushing up his sunglasses. "And Caster won't be too far behind. Caster is without a doubt powerful. I'll have to be ready when…" Archer's eyes then narrowed before he muttered, "What is she doing here…?" Archer then leapt towards the thing that caught his eye.

Two Blocks Away:

Tohsaka Rin squeezed past several garbage bags in some Fuyuki alley with disgust from the smell literally written on her face. She had sneaked out of bed earlier and went on a train to Fuyuki City. Her friend, Kotone, had been absent from school today. And all the talk about the kidnapper and how classes were getting canceled left and right made her really worried. But the straw that had broken the camel's back was the funeral of one of her classmates. A girl that had often gone to her for help on her homework.

Rin would not attend a funeral for one of her friends.

So here she was, past curfew, sneaking past trash, and avoiding the cops to find her lost friend. Each and every moment that ticked away made her feel more and more hopeless. What if she did not find Kotone? What if she was already dead? What if… the kidnapper got her next? She was not skilled at all in offensive magic, not like her father was. And her father would not be there to defend her, he was far to busy with the Holy Grail War.

She was on her own here.

"Hiya Rin!" A voice said cheerfully, making the little girl clench her father's gift to her chest.

"EEEEK!" Rin screamed while whirling around to come face to face with a smiling Vash. "V-Vash-san!"

"Why are you out this late? Shouldn't little girls be asleep at this hour?" Vash asked curiously, making Rin stomp her foot with her cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

"I-I know that!" Rin yelled defiantly before turning her head to the side. "I am trying to find Kotone! I haven't seen her all day and…" She then glared at Vash before pointing her finger at Vash. "What are you doing here? And why are you wearing that ridiculous costume?"

"Ack! That hurt! This is my favorite jacket too!" Vash shouted with a hurt expression on his face. "To think I came to make sure you were oka…"

"KYYYYAAAAA!" A scream tore through the night, interrupting Vash and making Rin shiver with freight.

Vash pushed up his sunglasses before shouting to Rin, "Stay here!" Vash then ran out of the alley, drawing a silver gun from his side.

Rin clenched her fists while thinking, "T-that was probably the kidnapper! If I go, then I'll find Kotone!" Rin then ran out of the alley as fast as she could and went to the end of the street, where Vash was aiming his gun at a black-haired teenager who was on the rooftop of a building.

"What are you doing? I told you to stay!" Vash yelled before firing his gun. The teenager then dodged the bullet before disappearing from view. "Stay here!" Vash pointed at the ground before jumping onto the rooftop. Making Rin gape in shock.

"W-what?" Rin thought before a hand gripped her shoulder. She turned her head to see a orange short-haired man smiling at her.

"Sup! You look a little lost girl." The man commented before forcefully putting his left hand, covered by a cloth, over her mouth and nose.

Rin's eyes widened and she attempted to scream, but the funny smell was making her sleepy…

Rin's eyes then closed and her body went limp while Uryuu just smiled. "Whelp, that wraps up our day…" He then looked at Caster before saying, "Let's get going."

Caster glanced at Rin's body first before looking at Uryuu and nodding. He then placed his hand on Uyuu's shoulder and they disappeared in a flurry of leaves.

Back With Archer:

"Shit." Archer muttered to himself while looking around the rooftop. Caster was nowhere to be found, which meant that this had all been a trick… Archer's eyes then widened in horror. "RIN!" He then jumped down back onto the street, only to find Rin gone.

"Damn it…" Archer muttered to himself in sorrow before he heard the sound of metal clanging against metal and the faint burst of magical energy. Archer looked down to see a small compass-like device pointing to the left, with a burst of red electricity lighting up the device every second. "Wait, is this…?" Archer muttered to himself while picking up the compass. He held it in the palm of his left hand for a second before shouting, "I hope I'm right about this!"

Archer then ran for very close to twenty minutes, staring intently at the compass and changing his direction every time the hand on the compass changed. Avoiding any obstacle in his way (Except for a garbage can that he tripped on) and rushing onward. Eventually, five minutes later, he was at the entrance of Fuyuki City's sewers. And the compass was spinning around over and over again, meaning that he was at his destination.

"No wonder Caster and his Master were hidden for so long…" Archer muttered to himself while pocketing the magical compass and clenching his colt in his right hand. He quickly checked the chambers and placed a bullet into the empty one. With a flick of his hand, the gun was righted and he ran inside.

Inside:

"So, are you guys comfortable?" Uryuu asked the bound and gagged children in front of him while Caster leaned on a miraculously clean pillar with his eyes closed. "I mean if you are not all you have to do is speak up…" Despite hearing some muffled shouts of terror, Uryuu decided to play dumb and shrugged his shoulders. "Guess not. So, anyway I am Uryuu Ryuunosuke and the guy behind me is my friend, Caster! Without a doubt you have seen or heard of our work on the news…"

As Uryuu continued, Rin regained consciousness and looked around with bleary eyes thinking, "W-what happened? Where is Vash?" Her she struggled to get up, only to fall on the cold and damp ground again. "Why am I tied up? Why can't I talk?" Rin's vision then cleared, and here eyes widened in freight at what she saw. In front of her, not even a few feet away, were two brown-haired children, a boy and a girl, hugging with limp arms. However, the thing that truly frightened Rin was that their bellies were cut open and their entrails spilled out onto their kneeling forms. Rin attempted to scream through her gag and scooted away in freight, only to knock into another object. Slowly, Rin turned around to see a sobbing girl. The girl looked just like…

"Kotone?" Rin thought to herself while Kotone continued to cry, not even knowing that she was there. "Thank goodness, she was still alive…"

"So! Down here in this wonderful workplace, I am making my ultimate masterpiece!" Uryuu, the man who brought her down here shouted. "What I leave up in the city for everyone to find are just samples of what I am doing here! I just need a few more volunteers, you kids mostly, and my masterpiece will be complete! So…" Uryuu then knelt down with an overjoyed smile on his face. "You kids mind dying for me?"

Everyone screamed in freight at this, making Uryuu laugh. "Gahahaha! This is so cool! I mean, I'm shivering in excitement! You sure you don't want to join me man?"

"I'll pass." Caster replied coldly, making Uryuu shrug.

"Oh well, more fun for me…" Uryuu said in a whimsical tone, while moving to a tray filled with several sharp knives, not even noticing Caster open his eyes and walk away as if searching for something.

"A-am I going to die here?" Rin thought to herself as Uryuu picked up a scalpel with a thoughtful expression on his face. "F-father, save me!"

Uryuu then put the scalpel down before picking up a kitchen knife.

"Mother…"

He then flipped the knife in his hand for a bit.

"Kirei… Vash…"

He then picked up a huge butcher's knife with a smile on his face.

"Kariya-Ojisan! Someone, anyone! Please HELP ME!"

Suddenly, a gunshot rang through the sewer. Rin looked to see the knife flying from Uryuu's hand while the man gaped in shock. Rin looked behind her to see Vash with his gun raised and the barrel smoking.

"So you are the one who has been killing those kids…" Vash muttered in anger before a knife came from his boot. A second later, Rin felt her restraints fall from her body and the bonds on all the other children fall as well. "Run to the exit!" Vash yelled while pointing to the large tunnel. "Keep going straight and do not come back! I'll cover you all!" Vash then fired several more gunshots as Rin and the other children ran. And looked back to see Caster deflecting all the bullets with his sword.

"So, you managed to track us down Archer." Caster muttered to himself, making Rin's eyes widen.

"Archer? Wasn't that the Servant father wanted? Does that mean that Vash is…?" Rin thought to herself before feeling a tug on her shoulder. She turned her head to see a crying and frantic Kotone.

"R-Rin-chan we have to go! V-Vash-san said to go straight to leave!" Kotone yelled while pointing to the exit. Rin slowly nodded before running with Kotone.

"Archer, win against Caster." Rin thought as she ran with her friend and several other classmates.

Back With Caster And Archer:

"Have you really been helping him kill people?" Archer asked while pointing his gun at Caster, who held his sword in a reverse grip.

A moment of silence passed before Caster replied, "…Yes." Uryuu quickly scurried away and took cover behind a pillar.

"WHY!" Archer yelled with fury in his tone.

"Because whether I like it or not he is my Master. And the faster I get him past his 'hobby', the more chances I get in becoming more active in the Grail War." Caster replied while staring Archer dead in the eye. "And through those deeds, I am able to consume their souls. Giving me the sufficient Mana boost I need for my spells. Although the acts are distasteful, they are beneficial in their own way."

"You have no right…!" Archer yelled before firing at Caster again, who then began to charge at him. "You had no right in taking their lives!"

"Perhaps, perhaps not. It is irrelevant in the end." Caster muttered while lightning flashed all over his right hand. "Chidori."

Archer's eyes widened as he heard bird's chirping from the lighting, but stayed still as Caster got only a foot in front of him. As the teenage Servant thrusted his hand forward, Archer jumped upwards with his left hand on Caster's head. He then landed behind Caster's back before turning and firing two bullets into Caster's back. Both non-vital, but they downed Caster in a blink of an eye.

Caster groaned in pain as Archer stepped on his back before aiming his gun behind his head. "Now you will come with me…" Archer then felt cold steel enter his body, making his eyes widen as a sword tip went through his back and out of his stomach.

"Foolish…" Caster's voice muttered before the 'Caster' in front to Archer disappeared like a mirage. The sword then pulled out of Archer's body, making the Servant stumble before aiming his gun at the unharmed Caster who was flicking Archer's blood off of his blade.

"How…?" Archer muttered in pain before noticing Caster's eyes. The pupils were three red intersecting ellipses with the rest of the eye colored black. "Is that…?"

"Yes, this is my Noble Phantasm Mangekyo Sharingan." Caster informed Archer who got onto his feet in a matter of seconds, ignoring the blood beginning to pour out of his wound. However Archer did notice blood begin to drip out from Caster's eyes. "It allows me to cast life-like illusions onto my opponents. You could never tell what is real and what is fake. But do not worry, the kids escaping were not an illusion." Caster then flashed through several hand signs in a matter of seconds before breathing in a huge amount of air. "Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu!" A humongous fireball, much like the namesake, then came out of Caster's mouth towards Archer who rolled out of the way at the last minute.

Archer then moved his head to the side as the real Caster attempted to impale his head, only to simply graze the Servant's cheek. Archer then turned his body around and fired a shot into Caster's right arm, only for him to shimmer out of view.

"Chidori Senbon!" Caster yelled out before flinging the numerous blue-glowing needles at Archer.

"GAH!" Archer yelled while dodging each and every one by ducking, jumping, or twisting onto ridiculous poses. While back flipping, he fired his last bullet at Caster who simply moved his head to the side in order to dodge and ran forward. Archer quickly took out a six bullets and attempted to put them into the revolver, only for Caster to speed forward.

"I will not give you time to reload." Caster muttered while getting closer and closer to Archer, who then threw the bullets at Caster. "What?"

The brown leather covering Archer's left arm then tore, revealing a mechanical arm. The hand then went under the arm, gripping a 'handle', which fired a storm of bullets out of the nozzle where the hand used to be. Caster's eyes then widened as each fired bullet impacted the thrown ones, causing mini explosions on and around Caster.

The 'Caster' in the dead center of the bullets faded, but a Caster appeared on the other end of the room. Panting and with several scratches on his body and face. "I see, you took a gamble with me being near the illusion…" Caster muttered, while Archer simply pushed up his sunglasses with the barrel of his empty silver gun. "It will not work twice." Caster then sprinted to the side and rushed at the still Archer thinking, "The Genjutsu I placed him in makes him think I am attacking him from all sides with clones. He will be totally unable to predict where I will strike…" Caster then slashed with his sword, only for Archer to throw his silver gun upwards, dodge the strike completely, and grab the hand he was wielding the sword in while aiming his mechanical hand/gun at Caster's forehead.

"Checkmate." Archer said simply while his silver gun miraculously fell into its holder.

"How?" Caster asked simply while Archer just smiled.

"You really should not have told me you Noble Phantasm involved your eyes." Archer said simply. "That meant that it needed me to make eye contact with you for it to work. Took me a bit to figure that out though, a lot of trial and error, but I figured out your Noble Phantasm's weakness."

"Impressive." Caster commented. "However I am just a clone."

Archer's eyes widened as the 'Caster' in front of him vanished in a puff of smoke turning to see Caster with his hand on Uryuu's shoulder.

"Our time has to come to an end now Archer." Caster said while faint police sirens and barking dogs echoed through the sewers. "But we will meet again. I would however, be concerned about the Explosive Tags placed throughout this area." Caster and his Master then disappeared leaving slithering snakes in their place.

Archer then slowly turned around to see a piece of paper with several ink-marked seals sparkle like a bomb fuse. "WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM!" Archer yelled while quickly turning into spirit form.

Explosions then rocked the sewer area, which held Uryuu's horrific 'art' and turned everything to nothing but rubble.

Surprisingly, none of the SWAT team or the police dogs sent down died.

Elsewhere:

Rin clutched the blanket draped over her shoulders while the police officers questioned them one by one with gentle and understanding tones. Rin was utterly helpless just a few moment before, the man Ryuunosuke and his Servant Caster were going kill not just her but Kotone and ten other children. If Archer had not rescued them when he did…

"I would have died…" Rin muttered to herself in despair while Kotone leaned her head on her shoulder.

"R-Rin-chan, d-do you think Vash-san is alright?" Kotone asked while wiping the tears from her eyes with the blanket.

Rin looked down. She wanted to assure Kotone that Archer would be fine. That he would beat the man Caster and bring Ryuunosuke to the police. But… "I'm not sure Kotone…"

"H-hey kids…" Archer's voice said from behind her, making the kids turn their heads to see Archer with a dopey expression on his face and clutching a growing wet spot on his stomach.

"VASH-SAN!" Kotone yelled before hugging him, the other children also joining in on gaining up on the poor Servant. Rin watched from the side as Archer laughed. "W-we were so worried that… that…!"

"It's alright, I'm fine." Archer assured Kotone while patting her head.

"FREEZE!" A policeman yelled while aiming his gun at Archer.

"Stop!" Rin yelled while getting in front of the policeman. "He was the one who saved us!"

The policeman tensed for a second before lowering his gun slightly. "Then sir, I'll need you to come with me for questioning."

"Well, the truth is…" Archer said while getting up from the dog pile. "Getting involved with the police causes more complications than I would be comfortable with…"

"I'm afraid I must insist sir." The policeman repeated, this time with several others coming behind him. "We can treat that wound of yours…"

"Leave Vash-san alone you meanies!" Kotone yelled while running to the officer and kicking him in the shin. The other children then cheered while ganging up on the other, now shocked still, officers.

"Well, its been fun but now I've got to run!" Archer shouted while running into an alley, disappearing into the shadows.

Rin stared at where Archer disappeared to before looking back on the mob of children beating the snot out of the downed officers, the other policemen surrounding them looking at each other with unsure expressions on their faces. She thought one thing when the officers finally decided to break off the one-sided fight.

"Protect father Archer, you are probably the only one I can count on…"

To Be Continued…

Omake- It's A Real Thing! Taiga Dojo Preview!

"Ah my student, love is such a troubling thing…" Taiga sighed out with her hand resting on her cheek. "Rider knows that we are soul mates, yet he is just too shy to admit it…"

"…you kept him here for three days before Velvet rescued him Sensei." Illyasviel commented while glaring at Taiga. "With you making me watch. Of coarse he is scared of you."

"Well, I've got to admit that it was good seeing the Archer Vs. Caster fight! We don't get a lot of action out of those two!" Taiga said suddenly, changing the topic completely. "And another non-canon fight is now up!"

"It was a bit short, but I did like the action." Illaysviel agreed before turning her head to the readers. "Stay tuned for the next chapter 'Drink Up Or Shut Up!'!" Illyasviel then noticed Taiga was attempting to open the Dojo doors again, but this time with a power saw.

"I'M COMING FOR YOU DARLING!" Taiga yelled out while Illyasviel just sighed. "Oh, and check it out. I guess…"

Note- Just a this morning, this fic has broken the record for two hundred reviews in just eight chapters! To celebrate this occasion is this fic! I truly hoped you enjoyed the mostly Archer-centered chapter with him along with Caster getting some action! Speaking of Caster here are his stats…

Servant- Caster

Identity- Sasuke Uchiha

Series- Naruto

Theme Song- Naruto Shippuden OST 3- Track 20

Strength- C+

Speed- A+

Endurance- B

Magic- B

Luck- D+

Noble Phantasm:

Mangekyo Sharingan- A- Rank. An ancient doujutsu from Caster's clan. Can only be unlocked by going through extreme emotional pain, some examples being murdering a best friend or family member. Can fool victims into seeing life-like illusions through direct eye contact. Should victim not look into eyes, they will not be affected at unless they are already trapped. Caster will slowly loose eyesight should he continue to use the Mangekyo Sharingan. Is necessary to use Noble Phantasms Susanoo and Amaterasu.

Susanoo- A+ Rank, Anti-Army Type. A humanoid-like figure that surrounds Caster and protects him from most blows. Wields a massive sword and bow and arrow, making it ideal for destroying enemies in short range and long range. Uses much Mana to summon and fight in.

Amaterasu- A Rank. Black flames that cannot be extinguished unless Caster wishes it. However should he not control the flames after summoning them, they will burn out of control.

Curse Seal- B Rank. Grants Caster additional Mana should he wish it. However his body will go through radical changes and his physical strength will decrease.

...So there you go. Remember kids, if you want to see more chapters in the future review! Your suggestions and helpful criticism are fuel for my muse! So review! Review bitches!

…Please?