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"Risei is dead?" Tokiomi asked in shock while Archer frowned with his sunglasses pushed up. Kirei stood in front of them with his usual blank expression on his face. He had arrived to the Tohsaka Manor discreetly on a few minutes ago, and informed his 'master' on his father's death. He had used his off-screen time to take the necessary steps to be sure that no one could connect him with the murder.
"Hm. I must thank the author for actually making sure I do not get caught." Kirei thought to himself while Tokiomi sat on his seat, an expression of pure shock and anger on his face. "But, it will hurt him in the end. Especially when the reviews complain on how easily I got away with it."
"Who did it?" Tokiomi queried before Kirei laid out photos on his desk. Tokiomi and Archer both looked at them, and disgust quickly set on their features. It was a photo of Risei, however his flesh was stripped and chunks of meat were taken out.
"Unfortunately, my father sent me out in order to bring us lunch." Kirei explained while looking a bit to the side, but his face betraying nothing. "I brought Assassin with me to ensure my safety. When I returned however, I found him in the state you now see. The only Master to my knowledge that can do such a thing, and the one who saw my father last was Matou Kariya. He would be our prime suspect."
"Unforgivable…" Tokiomi muttered to himself with a scowl on his face before slamming his fist onto the armrests. "Unforgivable! How can he murder the supervisor of the Holy Grail War? Does that… that weakling have no shame as either a Magus or a Master?"
"And yet he outlives you in Cannon, and was more well-liked by the fans who thought you were an ass." Kirei thought to himself with a mental grin before suggesting, "Most likely, it was to prevent my father from giving out any more Command Seals as rewards. To make sure you or the others do not gain anymore opportunities to get an advantage over him."
"We cannot allow such a despicable excuse of a Magus to continue shaming the war." Tokiomi said while calming down slightly. "Use Assassin to track him down and… bring him to me. I shall take him to that Mage's Association and have them punish him accordingly.
"Right, by 'bring' he means 'kill him but make him suffer while doing it'." Kirei thought to himself.
"But do not hurt him, or Berserker. If he causes you any trouble, I'll come over to help." Archer suddenly said, making Tokiomi look at the Servant.
"That…" Tokiomi began, only for Archer to shake his head.
"Assassin won't be able to take on Berserker on his own." Archer declared before sighing. "But I have one Noble Phantasm that should be able to incapacitate him."
"I will be sure to consider that." Kirei consented before he left the room. As he walked down the hallway he thought, "That was much easier than I thought it would be. I guess I underestimated how smart non-Fourth Wall breaking characters are. But at least Archer/Vash is simply staying in character. He won't suspect me until I actually do something suspicious. And since he only saw my character as nihilistic, he's not curious as to why I am not sad about my father's death…"
Kirei then left the Tohsaka Manor and rounded the corner, where Assassin materialized.
"Did they buy it?" Assassin asked, only for Kirei to chuckle.
"Of coarse they did. They still think I am the harmless, former Executor, nihilistic Master who obediently serves Tokiomi like a dog. They will not suspect me. I made them think that Kariya and Berserker/Grimmjow did it." Kirei informed Assassin who whistled in response.
"Off-screen actions sure are amazing huh?" Assassin asked before taking out a small notebook titled 'Deadpool's Schedule (Hands Off Bob Or I'll Cut Them Off)'. "So what are we going to do in this chapter?"
"After a few cut scenes we will be giving the fans what they want." Kirei informed Assassin with a small smirk on his face. "The more fans we keep bringing in, the more we will bring despair on later. You will provide them a fight."
"Freaking sweet!" Assassin cried out in delight. "I say we go after that Sola babe! She may be a little crazy in both canon and in this fic, but I kind of like the crazy ones!"
"No, I was thinking we would go after some women a bit more… exotic." Kirei told Assassin who 'raised' and 'eyebrow' at him. "Wires and knives will most definitely be involved."
"Oooh! Kinky!" Assassin shouted before dissipating from view as Kirei walked towards a nearby Mexican place for his true lunch, a burrito.
The really spicy kind.
Elsewhere:
The birds chirped as both Sola-Ui and Lancer walked across the Harbor side by side with pleased expression on Sola-Ui's face. Lancer had agreed to walk with her across most of the city since they had nothing else to do, and the other Servants have not been that active ever since Caster and Berserker fought. Apparently, the mountain loosing an entire section had been covered up with a mining operation, with the church and available mages hypnotizing an entire mining company so they could bring the necessary machinery. The black flames had been explained as a hallucination due to an unknown mineral. Not the best excuse, but it was better than nothing in Sola-Ui's opinion.
She glanced at Lancer who stopped to look at the sea again. He did this a lot when they went anywhere near the sea, watching the life in it as if it was something he had never truly seen before. She was actually glad he had interests other than cooking and cleaning (Although he did mention once he played the cello. She would have to get him one later).
"Did you see something new Shinji?" Sola-Ui asked while walking beside him.
"No." Lancer admitted with a small smile on his face. "I-I'm just glad that the ocean is still blue here…"
"It's not where you are from?" Sola-Ui asked with a shocked expression on her face.
Lancer just shook his head with his face becoming sullen. "A-An event happened in the year 2000, before I was born. The Angel Adam was awakened from his… prison. When that happened, tidal waves hit every continent on the planet. Killing half the human population and doing something to the water which turned it red and non-habitual for life."
Sola-Ui put her hand over her mouth in shock. She knew that Lancer's past was bad, but this? Even if his world was destroyed in the end, Lancer's world sounded like Hell on Earth before the end came. "Lancer…" She then placed a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"That's what I have to have not occur." Lancer continued with his eyes drooping down. "That one event basically gave the death sentence to my world. Without it, everyone could still be…"
"Let's go to the beach." Sola-Ui suddenly said, making Lancer look at her. She smiled back at him before continuing. "We can get some new swimsuits, and the water should be at a nice temperature now."
"A-alright…" Lancer replied in an unsure tone as he followed Sola-Ui back into town.
"Your life may have been horrible Shinji." Sola-Ui thought to herself as they walked. "But I can at least help you find happiness in this world."
Elsewhere:
Waver sighed as he looked at the movie cassette that Rider asked him to get. The title was 'Mobile Suit Gundam F91' which proved that Rider loved Anime almost as much as his guitar. They had gone out shopping once again, this time because Waver wanted to get a few books to read on the Japanese culture. However instead of going to the bookstore, Rider had dragged him to an electronic store and asked him to get said movie while he went off to get something else. Waver did not really understand Rider's fascination with the Gundam series, especially since all Rider does whenever they watch is boast how his Gurren is much more awesome.
"Just one of the many things I do not get about Rider." Waver thought to himself as he paid the clerk for the movie. "I don't really understand a lot of things about him. And I always say my complaints to him right away, but he always just shrugs it off or…" Waver rubbed his forehead unconsciously. "Flicks me and calls me a dumbass. He must hate having a Master like me…"
"Took ya long enough Waver!" Rider shouted at the entrance of the store with a grin. A giant white bag was held in his right hand while his left held a cartridge.
"I got your movie for you." Waver told him while eying the bag. "What did you…?"
"Found this awesome game called 'Twisted Metal' in a store." Rider told him while holding up a game cartridge whose cover had a clown with flaming hair riding an ice-cream truck. "You get to race around cities and other stuff while beating up your opponents!"
"That sounds like a horrible game." Waver said plainly to his Servant. "And besides, you need the gaming system to play it."
"Got that covered!" Rider shouted while holding up his right bag. "And you really need to be so down on things. You gotta experience new things and enjoy them like a real man."
Waver sighed and simply began to walk back home. There was no point in going to the bookstore now that Rider had spent all the money he brought. As they walked, Waver remained silent in thought.
"Hey kid, you okay?" Rider asked as they walked on an empty street. "You're kind of quiet."
Waver stopped completely, making Rider halt and face him. "Well…" Waver began while looking down. "Even if you won the Holy Grail for me, I couldn't take any pride in it. All I ever do is whine whenever you take me out and try to stay in the sidelines! It probably would have been better if I had gotten Assassin with how much I really want to stay behind!"
"Where the Hell did this come from? It probably wouldn't have made that much of a difference." Rider told his Master calmly. "If you got Assassin, that bastard would've been sliced up by that teacher of yours just in a few seconds."
"I'm fine with that!" Waver shouted before looking down. "I knew I could die in this war the moment I joined up! I just…" Waver then gulped before pointing at Rider. "You don't even like me as your Master! Admit it! I'm more whiny than your brother was and I…"
"You saw my memories didn't you?" Rider asked, making Waver look to the ground in shame. Rider sighed before flicking Waver's forehead, making the boy cry out in shock. "You dumbass." Waver looked at Rider in shock as he rubbed his forehead. "You are probably the only Master that could have worked with me."
"B-but I always want to go back…" Waver began only for Rider to shake his head.
"But you stay anyways even though you could just use a Command Seal to make me not bring you. You were willing to save me from Lancer, even though it put your own life in danger. You even made Lagann combine with Gurren in that battle, even though it kinda sounded crazy to you at the time." Rider then grinned as Waver got onto his feet. "You keep saying you want to retreat, but your mind and your guts want you to see this through to the end. I probably would have hated any other Master, who just skulked in the shadows or stood on the sidelines while I did the fighting."
"T-that's because…"Waver stammered out, searching for a reason why he did not just stay safely in the sidelines.
He didn't have one.
"And stop looking at this war like it's going to be the last thing in your life!" Rider declared, making Waver jump in surprise. "As a member of Team Dai-Gurren, no matter how many battles you face, the journey of life will not stop until we pierce the heavens and beyond even that! So enjoy the things you come across, cherish the experiences they bring you until the next battle you will fight in." Rider then turned around and continued walking. "Now come on! I wanna play this game as soon as possible, and I got a second controller so that you can join in."
After a moment of silence with Waver watching his Servant walking, he got his legs to move and followed him.
No other words needed to be spoken between the two.
Elsewhere:
"What did you wish to share Iri?" Kiritsugu asked as he, Maiya, and Saber sat on the table looking at Irisviel. She had asked all three of them to meet with her, the desperate look in her eyes made them comply right away. In front of Irisviel was a small shoebox.
"I-I always thought Assassin looked familiar." Irisviel stammered out while opening the shoebox. "So, I went through a few of my things to see where I saw him from. And…" Irisviel then placed a single comic book on the table. "I found him."
Kiritsugu picked up the comic book, which he had gotten Irisviel as a gift once from one of his travels a year ago, and scanned the cover. It was 'The New Mutants' issue number ninety-eight and on the cover was…
"Assassin is Deadpool?" Kiritsugu asked himself in honest shock. This changed things drastically.
"Who is this 'Deadpool' Master?" Saber asked curiously. "I have never heard of a legend involving such a name."
"Deadpool is… was… supposed to be a fictional mercenary." Irisviel explained while looking down. "He is insane and is trained well in numerous tools and combat. He is also able to heal from any wound, as you saw from the last time you fought him."
"Which means nothing short of disintegration will truly kill him." Maiya mentioned with a troubled frown. "Saber will have to use her Noble Phantasm on Assassin so that he can stay truly dead…"
Suddenly, Irisviel gasped and almost fell forward, only for Saber to hold her in place.
"A Servant is here…" Irisviel gasped out while looking and Kiritsugu. "Kiritsugu, you must leave before…"
Then, strange techno/hard rock began playing loudly, startling everyone in the room.
Play Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 OST- Deadpool's Theme:
Do not walk, do not talk
Don't be a fool, go to school
Do not watch, do not touch
Do not throw a thing you have!
"That's right folks!" A voice in a loudspeaker shouted, making Saber's eyes narrow. "That's my theme from Marvel Vs. Capcom 3! To avoid copyright, the author won't list anymore of the lyrics in this chapter. Which sucks, because my theme is fucking awesome!"
"Assassin!" Saber growled while changing into her combat dress and armor in a flash of light.
"Iri, go with Maya and run away to the west." Kiritsugu said calmly as he picked up his Calico M950 in his right hand. "I shall go north, and…"
Suddenly, an axe crashed through the door of the room and Assassin's face peeked out. "OH ARTTTIEEE! I'M HOOOOOMMEEEE!"
Kiritsugu fired on the door, however Assassin pulled his head out just seconds before he fired. After a second, Kiritsugu stopped before looking back at Irisviel and Maiya. "Go now. I'll cover you. Saber will stay here and wait for Assassin."
The two women nodded and ran to the door with Kiritsugu in front before he kicked open the door, aiming his gun both ways before motioning them to follow him down the route he set up previously for escaping the manor.
Saber clenched the hidden Excalibur as she looked side to side, waiting for Assassin to make his presence known once more. Even though she would have preferred staying beside Irisviel to protect her, but…
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Assassin's voice shouted before the wall next to Saber exploded towards her. She swatted away chunks of concrete away as dust flew everywhere. When it cleared Assassin came out before saying, "Admit it. I'm not the only one with a bit of shit in my pants right now." He then turned away and whispered to no-one in Saber's view, "New game reference!"
"ASSASSIN!" Saber shouted as she charged forward and swung down her sword. Assassin jumped back as it impacted the ground, making it buckle downwards. However this did not make Saber stop as she removed her sword from the ground and swung in a wide arc at Assassin.
"Stop! I'm allergic to things that mercilessly cut off my limbs!" Assassin cried out while unsheathing his Katanas and blocking the blow. He then jumped back before he asked, "Why're you so angry with me Artie? I thought we had something special back in chapter four!"
"You disgraced my honor and that of my knights Assassin!" Saber declared while charging forward. "You would never understand the rage I feel!"
"Of coarse I do, because I am a knight too!" Assassin responded while ducking Saber's swing to his neck and kicking her in the chin, making the Servant fly a few feet away from him. "I am one of the Knights who say Ni!"
"Y-you…!" Saber stammered out in rage while Assassin sheathed the Katana in his left hand and took out his Glock, aiming it at Saber.
"Ni! Ni!" Assassin said with joy for each bullet he fired at Saber, who simply blocked it with her sword. "Or do you prefer if I am a Frenchman mademoiselle?" Assassin asked in a fake French accent. "I simply need a catapult and a few cows!"
"GHHHHAAAA!" Saber shouted before literally shooting towards Assassin.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" Assassin declared as he fired at Saber, only to miss each time. "Oh common TIM! Help me out here!" He then blocked Saber's blow with his Katana, but the force launched him from his feet and crashed through the wall to the next room. "Oh my head... my poor, damaged, psychotic head…" Assassin moaned before looking around, his eyes widening before he grinned. "Hello Lucy!"
Saber then took a few steps toward to the man who dared to mock the hardships before flame burst out of the hole Assassin made. Saber jumped back as Assassin stepped out with a flamethrower in hand and a tank of fuel strapped to his back. "Tell Kiritsugu that he really shouldn't keep his toys out for others to find!" Assassin then laughed like a maniac as the entire room began to catch on fire, making Saber shield her eyes from the smoke.
"I have to stop these flames!" Saber thought to herself before aiming her invisible sword at Assassin and shouting, "Strike Air!"
A huge burst of air then went forward, extinguishing the flames as it went towards Assassin. Assassin's eyes widened as the air hit him with the force of a hammer, throwing him back into the 'armory room'. "Ah, had my arson fun…" Assassin then picked up an RPG and shouted, "Present for ya!"
Saber then threw herself into the hallway to avoid the missile, which exploded in the room behind where she originally stood. As she got onto her feet she thought, "Assassin is keeping his distance from me now, knowing how outclassed he is in short range…" She grimaced as she felt blood run down her leg. "But whether in short or long range, he is deadly. And he will use whatever is provided to him as a weapon…"
"Pineapple surprise!" Assassin shouted as he also jumped into the hallway and threw a grenade at Saber. Saber jumped back as the small explosive detonated, making smoke and dust engulf the hallway. "SHORYUKEN!"Assassin shouted as he came out of the smoke and upper-cut Saber. The then proceeded to punch and kick her in the air before she landed on the ground.
Saber shakily got onto her feet as blood poured from a cut on her cheek while Assassin pumped his fist into the air. "YES! TIM gave me my Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 skills! I just wished I could beat her up with my health and combo bar. But noooo! What am I supposed to use? The text?"
"SHUT UP!" Saber shouted as she charged forward once more while Assassin unsheathed his Katana.
"En garde!" Assassin shot back as the two clashed blades once more.
Elsewhere:
Irisviel trudged through the forest surrounding the Manor behind Maiya. The two had split up from Kiritsugu only moments before, and that made Irisviel worried for her husband. After all, Assassin was Kotomine Kirei's Servant. And the former Executor for the church was the biggest threat to Kiritsugu in the Holy Grail War.
"Tell me Madam." Maiya began in her usual emotionless tone, making Irisviel stop. "Do you know where Kotomine Kirei is currently?"
"No." She replied in a worried tone. "I cannot. He must have entered at the same time as Assassin. Otherwise I would be ready to pinpoint where he is…"
"I see…" Maiya said while looking forward, but Irisviel could also tell she was worried. After all, Maiya loved Kiritsugu just as much as she did. Even if she did not truly know it.
"We need to trust Kiritsugu, and…" Irisviel began, only for Maiya to motion her to stop and hide. She nodded and went behind a tree while Maiya took out her gun. "What is it?"
"Kotomine Kirei." Was her simple answer, one that made Irisviel's eyes widen in shock and horror. "He appears to be just standing there and waiting for us. He has three activated Black Keys in each hand."
"Let's not disappoint him." Irisviel told Maiya, who simply nodded and fired at the Master of Assassin. Kirei seemed to cry out in shock as the bullets hit his body before falling on the ground, his body still.
Maiya slowly got out from her cover and moved towards Kirei's form. "Something's wrong." Maiya thought as twigs and leaves crunched under her feet. "That was too easy…"
"Maiya! Look out!" Irisviel cried out, but it was too late.
Kirei lifted his head from the ground with his mouth twisted into a wide grin. "Sucker!" He shouted as he threw one of his right hand's Black Keys into Maiya's thigh, making her fall to the ground, her face twisting in pain. "I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book!" Kirei laughed as he ran forward. "Ah well, now it begins. Kotomine Kirei vs. Kiritsugu's Mistress! Round One, Fight!"
"How does he know?" Maiya thought to herself in shock as she fired at Kirei, who crossed his arms and allowed the bullets to hit his clothes however they just bounced off like nothing.
"Kevlar-woven robes! No priest or nun goes without them nowadays!" Kirei shouted before jumping into the air. Maiya aimed her gun upwards, but it was too late. Kirei landed his foot on her chest, knocking her backwards and onto the ground. Maiya gasped in shock and pain as Kirei put pressure on her ribs, and finally coughing blood when three snapped. "Only Hellsing has priests almost as badass as me." Kirei said cruelly while showing all three Black Keys in his left hand.
"Kotomine Kirei!" Irisviel shouted as she made herself visible to the priest.
Kirei looked at her for a second before stating, "That is my name Grail Host, don't wear it out."
Irisviel had to blink at that. Kirei's personality contradicted to that of the reports she had read. "I know what you desire but I will not allow it! You will never reach Emiya Kiritsugu!"
"Hah! You think that is what this is all about?" Kirei laughed out, startling Irisviel. "No, I have much, much bigger plans for that man. I will not just go and kill him yet."
"I will not even allow you to use him for your plans!" Irisviel shouted, only making Kirei chuckle more.
"Madam! Don't! He was an Executor…!" Maiya shouted, only to cry out in pain as Kirei applied more pressure to her ribs.
"Oh shut up." Kirei muttered as he got off her. "If I didn't know you were banging Kiritsugu, I would tell you that you needed to get laid."
"ENOUGH!" Irisviel shouted while taking out a long razor-sharp wire that glowed white in the darkness. In a flurry of movements which brought more and more length to the wire.
"Oh? Ropes? I see, so what is the safe word?" Kirei asked while grinning in excitement.
Irisviel had the decency to blush but it did not stop her from making the wires shape into a falcon. "Shape Ist Leben!" Irisviel shouted as the wire falcon shot forward to Kiritsugu, who simply moved his body to the side.
"Fool me in canon, shame on me." Kirei muttered before flinging all three of his left hand's Black Keys at Irisviel, hitting her in both of her shoulders and her right thigh which made the wire falcon fall from the air and onto the ground in a useless pile. "Try to fool me in this fic, well… shame on you."
"W-what…?" Irisviel gasped out in shock and pain as Kirei slowly walked forward.
"I could kill you here and end everything right now…" Kirei told Irisviel, whose eyes widened in fear. "But then we wouldn't get to see the other Servants battle, bringing in more and more readers to watch as their favorite Anime character get killed one by one." Kirei then grinned as he patted Irisviel on the head. "But know this, in a few chapters I will definitely kill you. And you won't have the little girl's sheath in you anymore to pull a Deus Ex Machina."
Kirei then looked up before shouting out, "Assassin, let us leave now."
Back With The Servants:
"Aw man, really? Assassin cried out in despair as he re-attached his right foot onto his leg in front of a cautious Saber. Saber was covered in cuts, bruises, and had blood coming out just above her right eye. Her armor and dress also suffered numerous cuts and scuffs from the fight between the two. "First you interrupt my totally awesome off-screen battle with Saber, but now your telling me we have to leave?"
"What nonsense are you speaking of now Assassin?" Saber growled out to Assassin, who began a tap dance to make sure his foot was on right.
"Gotta go toots, but we will stay in touch. By the way, you might want to check the woods for two totally hot but injured babes." Assassin told her before throwing her a wad of paper. "Call me…" He whispered before winking at her and touching his belt buckle, making him disappear in a flash of light.
"Assassin…" Saber growled while unrolling the paper, revealing Assassin in nothing but a speedo and his mas posing to the camera, which revealed his horribly scarred body. On the side it read '1-300-DEADPOO'. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" She then ran to the woods in order to aid Irisviel and Maiya.
Elsewhere:
"Aw man, that was totally awesome!" Assassin cried out at he ran with Kirei out of the woods. "I got to fight with Saber again which made the fans happy, trolled her with Monty Python references, you got to show your new skills and sense of humor, and Marvel just revealed the trailer to a game exclusively for me!"
"Yes, but things will be quickening to the end soon." Kirei told Assassin as they went onto the street. "In a chapter or two, another Servant will die, and I can finally move forward with my plan. I will ruin canon by killing Emiya Kiritsugu in the Batbunker from 'The Dark Knight', ruining any potential for the sequel to come out!"
"You know if we hurry we can totally catch the final episode of Golden Girls!" Assassin shouted as he disappeared from view, making Kirei's eyes widen.
"I'M COMING MY SWEET!" Kirei yelled as he ran even faster to the Fuyuki Church.
Kirei and Deadpoooool!
A Psycho Priest And A Foooool!
To Be Continued…
Omake- It's A Real Thing! Taiga Dojo Preview!
"Yo boys and girls! We have a very special guest today!" Taiga yelled with Illyasviel next to her. "The one and only Archer!"
"Great to be here!" Archer said with a smile on is face as he stood next to Taiga.
"So Archer, what can you tell us about the next chapter?" Illyasviel asked to which Archer looked down.
"Well you will see more character development between the Servants and their Masters, a Servant's memories, and Kirei beginning his plan." Archer told Illyasviel, who nodded with a frown on her face before looking at the readers.
"Stay tuned for the next chapter, 'Pulp Fate'!" Illyasviel shouted while Taiga pointed her Bouken at the readers.
"Check it out!" Taiga yelled with fire seeming to come out from behind her.
"And remember, this world is made of…" Archer began before showing his right hand crossed with his index and middle finger crossed to make a mini 'peace' sign. "…LOVE AND PEACE!"
Omake- Different Servants: Berserker
Kariya felt the worms under his skin crawl in response to his confusion. Apparently the Servant he had summoned, one of the Berserker Class, was a little albino fifteen-year old girl with snow-white skin wearing brown mitts on her hands and a skintight white bodysuit decorated with red stripes and circles, however the bodysuit allowed her toes and heels out.
"Hiyah mister! I'm the Servant Berserker!" 'Berserker' told Kariya cheerfully and with a happy smile on her face. "Are you my Master?"
"Y-yes?" Kariya said in an unsure tone, making the girl giggle. This wasn't right! How can he go to this war knowing that he was putting a young girl out to fight his battles?
"Well then, that boring contract is now complete!" Berserker shouted in joy before looking at him curiously. "Say Master, you don't look so good…"
"Only you would summon a girl for a Servant. Shouldn't have expected much from you, but this is pathetic." Zouken commented, making Kariya grimace.
"You meanie!" Berserker shouted before stomping in front of Kariya. "Stop being mean to Master!"
"No! Stop…!" Kariya shouted, only to cry out in pain and trip over. Showing his now broken leg to Berserker.
Berserker slowly turned to Zouken and asked in a dangerous tone, "Did you do this to Master?"
"And if I did?" Zouken asked curiously to the Servant, confident in his own abilities.
Berserker's face morphed into a sickening grin.
The Matou Manor was soon destroyed by Berserker, once a Deadman Wonderland inmate named Shiro who had an alternate and murderous personality known as the Wretched Egg. There were no survivors other than Matou Kariya and Marou Sakura.
The three later went to the candy store and Kariya gave Berserker a huge bag of sweets as a reward, much to her delight.
Note- Yo! To celebrate this fic and my first fic ever to hit more than three hundred reviews, here is the new one! Chock full of character development and Fourth Wall Breaking! You got to see the Priest with a Mouth totally own Kiritsugu's women and Assassin fight Saber once more with a new slew of pop-culture references! And I do not know if you guys heard, but Deadpool now has an actual, honest to god game! Look up on Youtube 'Deadpool: The Game SDCC 2012 Trailer'. It will scratch that Deadpook itch in you! Oh and review! They help with my muse, so use those fingers God gave you and spend a minute to tell me how I did!
…Please?