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Saber carried two suitcases in hand as she set foot into the Japanese-styled courtyard. Due to the extensive damage on the Einzbern Manor, Kiritsugu had them relocate to a house that he had purchased a few days before the Holy Grail War even started. It was intended to be the 'back up' headquarters should the Einzbern Manor be no longer a safe haven. And indeed it was not, for all it took to destroy it and defeat her in battle was one mad Servant and his Master who put Kiritsugu's wife in danger.
"I should have not let my anger cloud my ability to fight Assassin." Saber thought to herself with a small grimace on her face. "I played right to his hands by a couple of simple jeers. Even if they disgraced my honor as a knight, they should not have dictated how I fought against an opponent like that…"
"Saber, are you okay?" Irisviel asked as she walked beside her. Apparently, Irisviel had been healed within moments after Saber herself removed the Black Keys lodged in her. This was because Kiritsugu gave her Avalon, which was formerly Excalibur's sheath. It gave the holder's body regeneration that could heal them from literally almost all fatal wounds should she be nearby. And luckily, the Black Keys stabbed in non-lethal places. Apparently, Kotomine Kirei simply wished to disable Irisviel from trying to attack him rather than actually kill her.
"Yes, I am well." Saber replied to her before looking to Maiya, who was also carrying a bag in her arms while Kiritsugu followed behind holding his usual brown suitcase. "And is Maiya well?"
"Oh, she's fine." Irisviel told her with a small smile. "The damage was not to extensive, and I was able to heal her ribs. Although, they are probably still a bit sore."
"Kotomine Kirei is indeed as dangerous as you said, especially with how easily he defeated you two." Saber stated, making Irisviel frown.
"Indeed, but something was wrong with his movements." Irisviel said with a small grimace on her face. "It was like he knew every move we were going to make, and reacted before we could put our moves into practice."
"Didn't you mention that he was a former 'Executor'?" Saber asked, only for Irisviel to shake her head.
"Even if he was an Executor, he should not have been able to predict our actions so specifically." Irisviel then looked to Saber with a completely serious expression before saying, "Saber, you must be careful the next time you fight Assassin."
"What is it that troubles you about him Irisviel?" Saber asked to her Master's wife. Sure, Assassin may not have been a 'true' Heroic Spirit and was instead a fictional character, but he did not need this amount of worry that both Kiritsugu and Irisviel displayed since the discovery of his identity.
"One of his Noble Phantasms…" Irisviel began before taking a deep breath. "Me and Kiritsugu agree that one of Assassin's Noble Phantasms is 'Fourth Wall Breakage'."
"That is…?" Saber inquired, only for Irisviel to look to the side.
"In the comics, he was able to know everything about the other characters despite just meeting them. And he also knew that he was a fictional character. This means that as a Noble Phantasm, he can actually see God dictating our actions and react accordingly." Irisviel explained, making Saber's face give a shocked expression.
"I see…" Saber muttered as her face shifted to its usual cold expression. "This only proves that Assassin is one of the most deadly factors in this war. Make no mistake Irisviel, I will kill him before he can bring anymore harm to us."
"I'm glad to hear that…" Irisviel said with relief in her tone as they stepped into their new 'headquarters'. She looked around with a smile on her face before muttering, "Japanese homes are so unique, don't you agree Saber?"
Saber smiled at this. It seems like the incident had not changed Irisviel one bit. "It is a bit strange, but it will be suitable for our needs."
"Madam…" Maiya's voice called out, making them turn to her. While her face was still as emotionless as ever, there was a hint more of seriousness in it. "One of my familiars near the Tohsaka estate was discovered by Archer, however instead of scaring it off like the others he simply said that Tohsaka wishes to discuss something with you at the Fuyuki church in the afternoon."
Irisviel's expression became serious as she said, "Then we will go later to hear what he has to say. Saber will also come, just in case this is a trap."
"Kiritsugu also ordered me to be with you, Madam." Maiya informed her, to which Irisviel only smiled.
"Thank you Maiya. But until then, let's finish unpacking!" Irisviel declared before leaving with the two women following her.
Elsewhere:
Tokiomi smiled at his wife, Aoi in front of her parent's house where she was staying at with Rin. Archer was behind him, smiling at Aoi who gave the Servant a polite nod. The house was outside of Fuyuki City, which meant that they would not be caught in the crossfire of the upcoming battles. Although Tokiomi did not think it would happen, there was a strong possibility he may not return from the remaining battles which is why he was saying his 'farewells' to Aoi. He had explained the entire situation about Matou Kariya killing the priest that monitored the war, which meant that the Holy Grail War might soon spiral out of his control. Although she looked troubled that Kariya would do something like he described, she accepted it nonetheless.
"Father?" Rin's voice asked, making Tokiomi turn to see Rin at the front door of the house. A joyous smile then spread across her face while Aoi walked towards her. She then said something to Rin, which made her rush to Tokiomi.
When she got in front of him, Tokiomi knelt down and placed a hand on her head saying, "Rin, when you grow up try to keep the church in your debt. Beyond that, I'll leave it to your judgment. You'll be fine on your own. One day, the Holy Grail will appear. It is the Tohsaka family's responsibility to attain it. Above all, if you wish to become a Mage, that is the path you must follow." Tokiomi then reached into his pocket and took out a book, filled with the Tohsaka family's spells and handed it to Rin. "Take this." Rin gasped as she took the book from his hands and clutched it to her chest. "Well, I must be going. You know what to do right?"
"Yes!" Rin told him with a smile on her face.
"Here's something from me to you Rin." Archer suddenly said before taking off his sunglasses and putting them into Rin's hands. "And don't worry, I've got like five more! Oh, and say hello to Kotone for me will you?"
Rin blinked at Archer's strange gift while Tokiomi just sighed. It seemed that his Servant truly had a weakness to children. Rin carefully put the sunglasses over her face, but they drooped a bit due to their size on her small head.
But Rin just smiled before saying, "Thank you. Goodbye father, Vash-san."
Tokiomi smiled before walking back to the car driven by Kirei with Archer following behind him. Rin watched the two walk away while clutching the book harder to her chest.
She didn't know why, but it felt like this would be the last time she ever got to see her father and Archer.
Elsewhere:
Sola-Ui smiled at the picture she had gotten together with Lancer at a photo shop. It was a simple one, the two of them standing side-by-side smiling together. She truly cherished this photo, for Lancer looked so happy while doing it. It wasn't those fake smiles he did from time to time in order to please her, but it was a truthful one that showed that he was truly happy.
"I'm so glad…" Sola-Ui thought to herself before looking at the still preserved Crest she took out of Kayneth. "Shinji is happier than he could have ever been serving you, Kayneth."
Her plan was a simple one after she won the Holy Grail and wished Lancer into true flesh, return to the Archibalds and speak a very complicated yet believable lie on how Kayneth heroically died in battle but passed on his Command Seals to her. And if they question as to why Lancer was still in existence, she will just say it was because she wished it so. She would then present Kayneth's Crest to them and they would welcome her back without any further questions.
"Perhaps I will request them to allow me to live in Japan." Sola-Ui muttered to herself in thought. "Shinji prefers being her after all…"
"Sola-san, the movie you wanted to see starts in twenty minutes…" Lancer's voice called out, making Sola-Ui stiffen a bit.
"I'm coming Shinji!" She called out before walking out of the room. Yes, she would most definitely win this war. There was just too much at stake to even consider the possibility of loosing.
Elsewhere (Mackenzie Residence):
"Oh screw you bastard!" Rider shouted in frustration as his car shot at an ice cream truck at the other end of the 'field' within the game he was playing. "I swear, this game cheats!"
"Then stop playing it Rider." Waver responded while sitting on his bed, watching the entire thing. Apparently Rider was stuck on this one level and had been trying to beat it for several hours now. It was entertaining to watch, but there was a limit of how long one can stand watching a person loose to the same thing over and over again.
"No way! I've worked out an awesome strategy to beat this bastard! I'll show this computer what happens when he messes with the mighty Kamina!" Rider shouted before his car, 'Crimson Fury' blew up. "Ah damn it!" He then looked at Waver before throwing him the controller. "Hey kid, you try it out."
"W-what?" Waver asked, only for Rider to just grin.
"I got the game and the system for both of us, so I'm giving you a turn now." Rider answered, to which Waver just sighed.
"Fine, fine. I'll play it." Waver grumbled as the screen loaded. 'Crimson Fury' then appeared in a dirt pit with 'Sweet Tooth' on the other end. After being fired on a few times and fiddling with the controls, Waver found out how to make the car actually move. Waver then growled as he saw his health get lower and lower before shouting, "How can he get weapons when I can't even do that!"
"You see those glowing things? Drive into them and press that button!" Rider shouted while pointing to one of the buttons on the controller. Waver complied with the instructions and fired on 'Sweet Tooth'. "Careful, that bastard just noticed you!"
Waver growled as he made 'Crimson Fury' drive off a ramp while firing a missile at 'sweet Tooth'. He then circled around and continued firing bullets at the ice cream truck which after a few seconds exploded. "YES!" Waver cried in joy while raising his hands into the air in victory.
"Heh, knew you would enjoy it!" Rider announced, making Waver's eyes open in shock before he sat himself down.
"W-well, you bought it with my money. I might as well keep playing it to see if this game was worth it." Waver stammered out while Rider just grinned. They then stared at the screen which was loading the next level.
Glen and Martha sipped their coffee in the kitchen as cheers of joy and Rider shouting 'Get the bastard!' came from Waver's room.
"Kid's this day and age with their video games." Martha muttered with a slight smile on her face.
"Mhmm." Glen hummed while sipping his coffee.
Elsewhere (Dreamscape):
Kariya floated above a desert made of snow-white sand and had a starless night sky complete with a crescent moon. Before Kariya could wonder why he was there, a figure popped out of the sand. The figure was a panther-like creature with white armor plating and cold blue eyes. The panther then wandered across the land, killing monstrous creatures and devouring them to gain power. But no matter how much power it gained, the panther kept searching and eating whatever it could find. All in its quest to become the strongest in this new land. It never had a true reason to become the strongest, but the panther hated to be looked down by anyone. So it kept going against the mightiest of targets and those who dared to try to eat him. It was not a perfect life, but it was the life the panther lived in this cold and eternally nighttime world.
"What is this?" Kariya asked himself as he continued to follow the panther. The panther was stopped by five huge monsters looking for a quick meal, but it quickly bit one of their comrades and ate the part in front of them. After seeing this demonstration of strength, the monsters choose to follow the panther in order to fulfill their own quest for power. The panther, not really caring who follows him, allows them to come.
Years past, monster blood and flesh continued to hit the sandy ground as the panther and his comrades continued to eat. Eventually, the comrades of the panther give up due to them no longer gaining any power and ask the panther to eat a piece of them knowing that only he can achieve the ultimate power they were so desperately searching for. The panther accepts, but not before calling them spineless cowards. Afterwards, they were approached by a man with wavy brown hair who offered them power that could rival the one they were hoping to achieve for so long. Of coarse, despite the man being part of the organization that hunted down their kind, they accepted.
Years more flew by, and the panther had changed into the man that Kariya knew as Berserker. He sat with nine others who were like him. And it infuriated the man that he had gotten the measly sixth position power-wise. He knew he was stronger than all of them, and he would prove it too one day…
Eventually, the man met a boy with spikey orange hair and a cleaver for a sword. The boy had eyes that saw the man as an equal, neither above nor below him. And that angered the man. Who did the boy think he was? Nobody was equal to him! And to prove that point, the man beat the boy into the ground twice. However the second time proved that the boy was getting a bit stronger.
The third time they fought, the man was having the time of his life. A true battle to the death where he could go all out. The boy returned each blow in kind, finally getting strong enough to fight off the man. The man unleashed his most powerful attacks on the boy, only for him to beat each of them. The boy then stabbed the man, mortally wounding him. Before the man could truly finish their fight, one of his supposed 'comrades' struck him down. He then closed his eyes forever, his last sight being the orange-haired woman attempting to run to him but only to be blocked by the boy and his 'comrade' fighting.
The man's only wish was to return to that day, so that he could finish the fight with the boy.
End Dream:
Kariya gasped as his eyes opened. He then began to cough while thinking, "Those were Berserker's memories…" He then looked around the place he was currently at and his eyes widened.
It was the Matou manor's basement.
"H-how did I get here?" Kariya asked himself, only to hear the chuckle of the man he absolutely despised.
"Oh, Kariya…" Zouken chuckled out while coming into view. "To think that battling one Servant would put this much strain onto your body. You left your Servant with so little options that I graciously offered my services."
"Damn you…" Kariya muttered to which Zouken only chuckled.
"Is that the way you should talk to the father who so graciously healed you and replenished your Mana?" Zouken asked, only to see Kariya scowl. "However, your body still needs to heal naturally from the aches and pains. I would suspect you to only last little more than a few weeks in this state."
Kariya looked down while his hands clenched into fists. For now, he would have to stay inside of this accursed place. He had to heal in order for his body to survive the strain of Berserker's attacks.
"I-I must keep going and win." Kariya thought as he closed his eyes. "For Sakura's sake…"
Elsewhere (Fuyuki Church):
Irisviel kept a cool and calm posture and look in front of Tohsaka Tokiomi, Archer, and Kotomine Kirei, Saber and Maiya standing stiffly behind her. They had arrived only a few minutes before and so far it had just been a staring down match between her and Tokiomi who just showed his usual aloof expression. Kirei stood behind Tokiomi with a blank expression and his eyes closed.
Tokiomi broke the silence with a sigh before saying, "I would like to thank you for coming at my behest. This is my student Kotomine Kirei." Tokiomi them motioned to Kirei who gave a small bow. "He is currently the Master of Assassin. And although we are supposed to be competitors, that is currently in the past."
Maiya shifted herself, revealing her 'watch', which was actually a listening device so that Kiritsugu could hear the entire conversation. Kiritsugu absolutely needed to hear this development.
"Geeze, my legs are stiff." Kirei thought to himself. "How could the canon Kirei do this without shifting all the time?"
"Recent developments have forced me to call you here. Matou Kariya has recently slayed the priest in charge of supervising the war. This is an uncalled for and cannot go unpunished." Tokiomi explained to Irisviel who narrowed her eyes. "Which is why I am asking for a temporary alliance between the two houses. The Matou cannot continue to disgrace the Holy Grail War. We should be able to agree on that."
"An alliance between us is out of the question." Irisviel declared with a shake of her head. "However, we can share information we have as to Matou Kariya's movements and places of interest where he might be staying at. But the sharing of information will end once Matou Kariya and Berserker are eliminated."
"So a temporary ceasefire. That is acceptable." Tokiomi consented while Kirei let out a silent sigh.
"Can't TIM just not make this scene a rehash of Fate/Zero?" Kirei thought to himself while Irisviel took a deep breath.
"However, before we do that I have one request. And it is for you to remove Kotomine Kirei from the war completely." Irisviel told Tokiomi, who simply blinked in surprise. He had not expected this.
"May I ask why?" Tokiomi asked, to which Irisviel just glared at Kirei.
"There is bad blood between the Einzberns and the Executor." Irisviel informed Tokiomi. "If you continue to shelter him, we will not be able to trust you during our ceasefire."
"And so it begins…" Kirei thought to himself with a mental grin while visibly just opening his eyes.
"What does she refer to Kirei?" Tokiomi asked Kirei who just continued to stare at Irisviel.
"Glad TIM just decided for this chapter to be where I kill the arrogant prick that none of the fans like." Kirei thought to himself before saying, "I shall inform you once we are alone."
"We will discuss this later, once everything is sorted out Einzbern." Tokiomi informed Irisviel, who nodded before turning to leave the church with Maiya and Saber behind her.
Archer meanwhile just narrowed his eyes at Kirei. Something did not seem right with the man…
Later (Tohsaka Manor):
"I thank you for attempting to aid me by eliminating Saber without my knowledge. No doubt Archer would have tried to intercept you if you stated it to me directly." Tokiomi told Kirei, who sat in the chair across from him. Kirei had informed him of his and Assassin's attack on the Einzbern manor, and he had to say he was impressed with his student's initiative. It was almost a shame that he needed to send Kirei away and make him kill Assassin in order to gain the information from the Einzbern. "However I am sorry that it ended with you being forced to leave."
"It is no trouble." Kirei told him, to which Tokiomi sighed.
"Just know I am still glad to have had you as my student. And I hope you still remain in good relations with my family as your father did." Tokiomi then smiled at the still silent Kirei. "Once the Grail War has ended, I would like for you to train Rin."
"I won't because there will not be a sequel you sucker." Kirei thought to himself before saying, "I would be honored to do so."
Tokiomi then passed a sealed letter, which Kirei picked up before saying, "It is not much, but it is my will. It is always wise to prepare for the worst. It leaves the Tohsaka family's wealth to Rin and names you as her guardian until she comes of age."
"I shall do what I can for your daughter." Kirei told Tokiomi while setting down the will. "I love being able to give the right answers to this guy. Now all I need to do is make his death a bit more…exciting."
"Thank you Kirei." Tokiomi told his student with a smile. He then motioned to a box on the desk before saying, "This is a gift from me to you. Open it." Kirei complied before revealing a shining new dagger with intricate designs on it. "It is an Azoth Dagger. It symbolizes your mastery of the Tohsaka family's magics and marks the end of your apprenticeship."
Sure, just hand the former Executor a weapon for a gift. Real smart." Kirei thought to himself while taking out the dagger and holding it in his hands. "I am eternally grateful for this my master."
"It is me who should be grateful Kirei." Tokiomi told Kirei who kept eying the knife. "Now I can eliminate the Matou and prepare for the final battle. Now then, I must get going." Kirei then got up from his seat and headed for the door. "I don't want to keep you from your flight."
Kirei smirked as he gripped the dagger before rushing to Tokiomi and cut off his right arm. Tokiomi's eyes widened in shock as he saw his arm impact the ground in a wet thump. He then cried out in pain as Kirei kicked him to the ground and stabbed his left hand into the ground with the Azoth Dagger while picking up the cut off arm. "God, I've been wanting to do that since we met in Fate/Zero episode one." Kirei told Tokiomi while stepping onto his head with his left foot. "Also, I did not even bother with buying the ticket. Do you know how much one plane ticket costs? I swear, the economy is cruel even to those under 'God'."
"W-what are you doing Kirei!" Tokiomi asked in shock, only to cry in pain as Kirei put more pressure onto his head.
"Just something that is not in canon." Kirei informed him while placing his left hand onto Tokiomi's cut off right hand, right on top of Tokiomi's Command Seals for Archer.
Outside:
"Let me pass Assassin!" Archer shouted as he fired at Assassin with his gun, only for the Servant to block each bullet with a swing of his swords. "My Master is…!"
"Getting the shit handed to him by mine while I distract you long enough for him to take your Command Seals? Because that is exactly what he is doing!" Assassin yelled with a laugh. "Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine may have ruined a bunch of crap like yours truly but me being able to block bullets with my swords was awesome! Especially with Ryan Reynolds playing me! Oh Ryan, why did you ditch me for the sucky Green Lantern movie I will never know…"
Archer growled in anger as he reloaded. He had tried to rush to his Master's side when he heard him scream in pain. He knew that something was wrong with Kirei, but he instead trusted his Master's judgment. Now it was biting him in the ass.
Suddenly, he felt his Prana connection with Tokiomi stop and instead go to Kirei. "No…"
"Yes! As in yes, you are now Kirei's Servant." Assassin informed Archer, who growled in anger.
"You bastards…" Archer muttered to himself while Assassin just wagged his finger.
"Now that is no way to talk to your new partner Archie!" Assassin laughed while Archer aimed his gun at Assassin.
"By the power of this Command Seal I order you, Vash the Stampede, to cease any present or future attacks against either Assassin or me and obey me!" Kirei's voice echoed through Archer's mind, making Archer's eyes flash red and slowly lower his gun.
"Damn…" He muttered while Assassin just patted his shoulder.
"If it's any consolation, you're Master was a total prick." Assassin told Archer, who just glared at him.
With Kirei:
"And now that is done…" Kirei muttered as he eyed the two Command Seals on his left hand before throwing the cut off arm to the side. "As for you…" Kirei then looked at Tokiomi who was under his foot glaring at him. "I just want to let you know that the Matous do not actually teach Sakura magic. They just throw her into a pit of rape worms all day."
"What?" Tokiomi asked, only for Kirei to put even more pressure onto his head until it completely exploded onto the floor like a crushed pumpkin.
Tohsaka Tokiomi was dead.
"Clean up on aisle three." Kirei joked to himself with a smirk as he wiped his left shoe on Tokiomi's still clean clothes before picking up the Azoth Dagger. He then walked out of the room and smirked at his two Servants. One clapping while the other just glared at him with a look of utter loathing.
"Now things are complete." Kirei muttered while smirking. "The next chapter will be the beginning of the end for this fic, its fans, its author, and my original creator!"
To Be Continued…
Omake- It's A Real Thing! Taiga Dojo Preview!
Taiga and Illyasviel gaped at the computer with utter shock and horror on their faces before Taiga yelled, "Holy shit! Kirei has truly become an evil, Fourth Wall Breaking, bastard in this fic!"
"Sensei, I'm scared!" Illyasviel yelled while shivering.
"Not to worry my student! Bring in the guest, the one and only Lancer!" Taiga shouted before Lancer walked into the room with a nervous expression on his face. "Now as some of you boys and girls may know, there is a poll on TIM's profile that will decide whether or not Lancer will die in this fic!"
"What?" Lancer asked with a frightened expression. Then FSN Lancer walked in with an annoyed expression on his face.
"What did you want me to do…?" FSN Lancer asked, only for FSN Berserker to slam him to the ground face first.
"FSN Lancer died!" Illyasviel yelled as Lancer looked horrified at the scene.
"You aren't human!" Taiga yelled before turning back to the readers. "Now our Lancer's death will not be as funny, Hell it would probably be more sad than any of the canon Lancers' deaths combined! So vote to decide his fate!"
"Please vote for me to live!" Lancer yelled with tears in his eyes before being dragged off by FSN Berserker.
"Stay tuned for the next chapter 'The End Of A Stampede'!" Illyasviel said to the viewers.
"Check it out!" Taiga yelled while pointing her Bouken to the air.
Omake- Different Servants: Assassin
Kotomine Kirei blinked at the figure before him, who was definitely not the Assassin he was aiming for. It was a petit woman with grey eyes and black hair tied into two braids bound in white cloth, each ending in a large golden ring. She wore a sleeveless haori with a yellow obi tied around her waist. She also wore Chinese shoes with white socks.
She eyed Kirei for a minute before saying, "I am the Servant Assassin. Are you my Master?"
"Indeed I am." Kirei responded to which Assassin huffed.
"Do not disappoint me. I will absolutely not follow a Master who cannot hold himself in battle with another." Assassin then turned around and took out a photo of a beautiful dark-skinned women with purple hair wearing a two-piece orange swimsuit. "Oh Yoruichi-sama, soon we will be reunited!" Assassin then broke into a fit of girlish giggles while Kirei backed away slowly.
And that started the awkward partnership between Assassin, formerly Sui-Feng and a former captain of the Gotei Thirteen, and Kotomine Kirei.
To this day, Kirei does not understand Assassin's obsession with black cats.
Note- Hey you fanfic nerds! It's the one and only Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool! I've knocked out that guy TIM to deliver the note! As stated in that mediocre Omake, Lancer's fate lies in your votes! Will he die unless you actually vote his whiny emo ass to live! The poll ends in two days, so get voting suckers! And also, I'm dishing my stats to all of ya!
Servant- Assassin, duh!
Identity- The one and only Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!
Series- Marvel! (Not the Ultimate one, how dare he use my name!)
Voice- Ryan fucking Reynolds!
Theme Song- Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 OST- Deadpool's Theme (People bought the game just for me!)
Strength- B- (I'm strong, but I've got to admit I couldn't arm wrestle the Hulk.)
Speed- B+ (I can cut a fucking bullet in half while deflecting others with my swords!)
Agility- A (I'm so good that I can keep in step with Taskmaster like in the many issues of Cable & Deadpool)
Endurance- A+ (I regrow freaking limbs and keep going when they are cut off!)
Magic- E+ (Got some juice from Kirei, but I mostly use tech. Oh sweet Ipod, what angsty teenagers would do without you I would never know…)
Luck- A+ (I gotta be the luckiest son of a bitch alive!)
Headache Sufferer- C+ (I talk to two voices in my head, one is in a nice yellow box while the other is in a white box. So hell yeah I'm a bit insane. Insane in the membrane!)
Expert In Many Specializations- A (Anything you can do with a gun Kiritsugu, I can do better. And with Katanas and Shurriken!)
Presence Concealment- A+ (Comes with the Assassin class, which is kinda weird since I talk whenever I sneak to someplace)
Independent Action- D (I always gotta get me some more Chimichangas!)
Noble Phantasms:
Healing Factor- A+ Rank. Assassin can regrow or re-attach any limb including his own head. Nothing short of disintegration can kill Assassin. (Damn straight! Once got pounded into a bloody pulp by the Hulk and I healed back up in a day. Mind you I was trying to die, and Death is such a hottie…)
Fourth Wall Breaking- Unknown Class and Type. Allows Assassin to see beyond reality and can even let him predict the future of the 'series'. How he acts to each piece of knowledge is entirely up to him. (I wouldn't be Deadpool if I couldn't do this!)
…So anyway, I don't understand why people think Shinji and Sola-Ui's relationship. Sola-Ui just wants to become Shinji's mother, nothing more. Although she is a bit psychotic in how she does it, what with killing Kayneth and planning for her wish to make Shinji to remain on the Earth after his wish, but she does wanna make the kid happy. No pedophilia involved. So, just remember guys, vote for his fate! I gotta go now, TIM woke up and he's got (BANG!)
TIM- (Pushes Deadpool's headless body off the chair and puts the shotgun he has away) Freaking asshole, anyway I want you guys to both check out the challenges I have on my profile and to review. The more reviews I get the sooner the next chapter comes. So review!
… Please?