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Kiritsugu waited on the steps of Ryuudoji Temple with his Calico M950 in hand and a cigarette held lazily in his lips. He was too stressed to even try and puff his cancer stick. It had been hours since Irisviel had been kidnapped by Berserker, and he still had no idea where she was. It was safe to say that, by now, Berserker handed her over to Kotomine Kirei who was most likely using her for his own agenda.

"Archer was just a distraction." Kiritsugu thought to himself while spitting out his now shortened cigarette. "It didn't matter who won in the end. Just as long as Iri was there, then both Archer and Saber could have killed each other for all he cared. And if Matou Kariya is working with Kirei, then that means that Kirei has not told him that he killed Tohsaka Tokiomi." Kiritsugu let out a soft sigh as he continued looking towards the entrance. It was a good thing that he hypnotized the priests and followers into leaving today. "If I knew Kariya's location, then I could inform him of Tokiomi's death and have him eliminate Kirei for me. Or better yet, just kill him and save myself some trouble later on. But he has disappeared since his fight with Caster, and Maiya's familiars can't even find a sign of him." He then cocked the Calico as he heard footsteps coming up the entrance. "Kirei has only four options of where to bring Iri, if he has truly taken her for the Grail. Fuyuki's four major spiritual ley lines. The first two are the Tohsaka Manor and the Fuyuki Church. But Maiya confirmed that Kotomine Kirei is in neither of them. That leaves the last two, Ryuudoji Temple and the Fuyuki City Civic Center. In terms of spiritual power, this is the obvious choice. But if he instead goes to the Civic Center, Maiya will inform me and I will have to launch an all-out assault." Kiritsugu then lowered his firearm as he saw Saber, now dressed in her black suit, come into view with a mournful expression on her face. "Never thought I would actually have to count on her for such a delicate mission…"

"…" Saber said nothing for a minute as she looked at her Master. He had not slept all night, instead searching the city for hours before staying at the temple in the hope of catching Kotomine Kirei off guard. She had taken over his original task of scouting the city, but had no luck. "Since last night I have scoured every inch of the city looking for Irisviel. But have found nothing." As Kiritsugu said nothing, Saber could not help but feel some pity for the man. Despite his emotionless façade, he truly loved Irisviel. This was probably killing him inside, and even though she had never found someone to love due to being the King of Brittan she knew what love could do to a man.

A good example would be Lancelot with Guinevere.

"If anything should happen, summon me using a Command Seal. I shall be by your side in less than a second." Saber continued before turning around and leaving to search for Irisviel some more. Meanwhile, her thoughts were racing. It was truly horrible that a man like Archer was reduced to nothing more than a pawn for a madman's schemes. One that was easily sacrificed after Kirei's betrayal of him and his Master. And now Berserker and his Master had been pulled in as pawns to replace Archer. "I will personally kill Assassin." Saber vowed to herself as she went down the long stairwell of the temple. "I will not let him or his Master dishonor this war anymore, nor to sully the Grail with their filthy hands."

Elsewhere (Dreamscape):

Sola-Ui blinked as she found herself on an almost empty train that was lighted by an orange sun. "Where am I?" Sola-Ui asked herself quietly as she walked forward, only to slam into an invisible wall. "What is this?" She questioned as she placed a hand on the invisible wall blocking her path. She then scanned the entire train in front of her before spotting one passenger. "Lancer?"

"Sola-san is nice." Lancer said to himself as he handled a small Walkman, small headphones in both of his ears. "She treats me a lot like Misato-san did. I-I kind of like it."

"Do you really?" A small boy in a stripped shirt said, suddenly appearing in front of Lancer. Sola-Ui blinked in surprise. When did he get there? And why did he look so much like Lancer? "Or are you just glad that someone is finally taking pity on you after so long?"

"I sometimes guess that she is doing it out of pity." Lancer replied, making Sola-Ui frown. Had he really thought that about her? "But I can she that she cares."

"God, you truly are pathetic Third." A voice snorted, and Sola-Ui saw a red-haired teenage girl in a school-girl's uniform sitting right beside Lancer with her arms crossed. "The moment you get here, you go crawling to the first person that shows you a scrap of kindness…."

"That's not true!" Lancer denied only for him to look down. "It's just…"

"You want a replacement for me?" A purple-haired woman wearing a red jacket and a cross around her neck asked while sitting to the left of Lancer.

Sola-Ui narrowed her eyes at the woman. "This was Lancer's guardian?" She asked herself while her hands clenched into fists. She already did not like the woman or the girl.

"N-no!" Lancer shouted, only for the red-head to snort once more in disdain.

"Of coarse not, you just want to get the Holy Grail and cover up your mistakes like the little wimp you are." The red-head then glared at the boy before shouting, "It won't change the fact that you killed me! That you kill EVERYONE!"

"No, no I didn't! I didn't…!" Lancer shouted desperately, only for the purple-haired woman to shake her head.

"You did, even if you didn't intend to." The woman said, making Sola-Ui clench her fists even harder.

"Leave him alone!" Sola-Ui shouted, however no one showed any signs that they heard her.

"I-I didn't mean to… But I can make everything right! With the Holy Grail, I can make sure that father never…!" Lancer began, only for a blue-haired girl with red eyes wearing a school uniform to appear in the seat opposite to him.

"Your father was not to blame for the events that occurred Ikari-kun." The girl told him softly while looking him in the eyes. "And you cannot pin all your hopes on an artifact that you are not sure you can win."

"Stop! Please! No more!" Lancer shouted while bowing his head down with tears coming out of his eyes and both hands covering his ears. "I know that it was my fault damn it! I can't wash the blood off of my hands no matter what I do! I just… I just…!" Lancer then opened his eyes and shouted, "I just want to be free!"

End Dreamscape:

Sola-Ui's eyes snapped open before she sat up, panting as she looked around the room. When she realized that she was in her 'room', she calmed down and placed a hand over her forehead. "W-was that a memory of Lancer...?" She thought before taking her hand off and looking at it. Apparently, she had been breaking out in cold sweat all night. "No, that didn't seem like a memory. More like… a mindscape."

The two had returned to their headquarters when the rain stopped. They had both seen the blinding flash of light and darkness rise into the sky before disappearing. Hell, anyone who wasn't blind could have seen it. But as far as anyone was concerned, it was just a gas-main explosion while both her and Lancer knew it was the result of two Servants battling. Lancer confirmed to her that it was Archer who had fallen, and that brought some relief to her. After all, it was one less Servant that Lancer had to deal with. And after returning, they decided to just go to sleep and plan their next coarse of action tomorrow.

"But if that was a mindscape, then Shinji is worse than I had originally thought." Sola-Ui thought to herself as she looked next to her, where Lancer was still asleep. "He blames himself for the events of his life, and berates himself whenever he experiences kindness…" She then looked forward, and a sorrowful expression formed on her face. "Oh Shinji… why do you keep doing this to yourself…" Sola-Ui muttered while closing her eyes.

"Good morning Sola-san…" Lancer muttered as he sat up and rubbed his eyes. He then blinked as he saw her still with her head bowed down and not saying anything. "Sola-san…?" Suddenly, Sola-Ui turned around and pulled him into a tight hug, which just confused the Servant. What was all this about?

"It's not your fault Shinji…" Sola-Ui sobbed into his shoulder, making Lancer's eyes widen. Could she mean…? "Never think that Shinji! I do not care for you out of pity! I care for you because I think you are a sweet boy who deserves so much more than what life gave to you before you became a hero!"

"S-Sola-san…" Lancer muttered, his eyes going soft as the woman kept crying over his shoulder.

"I don't care what you might think, but nothing you did in life was your responsibility. You were just pulled into the life of a hero without much of a choice in the matter." She then let go and smiled at him. "But here, I see what you really are. A boy who needs love and caring."

"Everyone who tries to love me dies." Lancer said in a dead tone while looking away.

"But I won't Shinji. I will never die on you." Sola-Ui told him before pulling Lancer into a soft hug. "I promise you that."

The two stayed like that for a good five minutes before disengaging and heading out to both get much needed showers, change, and have a good breakfast.

Sola-Ui was really looking forward to having more of Lancer's tea.

Elsewhere (Mackenzie Residence) {Later}:

Waver sighed as he headed to his room after spending some time with Glen up on the roof. Apparently, Glen wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with his 'grandson' while looking at the impressive view of the city from the roof. Much like how he did with his 'son'. When he asked Waver if he remembered going on the roof before like this, he caught Waver off-guard and quickly deduced that Waver was not his grandson. The old man didn't hate Waver for it. Calling both him and Rider 'good kids' who helped make his wife happier than ever before, Gil informed Waver that he could stay so long as he does not get them involved in whatever it is he was doing. Waver then left to his room, contemplating on what to do.

"I should hypnotize him again just to be sure…" Waver thought to himself as he reached the top of the stairs. "But what if he really does not tell Martha?" Waver then heard the strumming of a guitar coming from his room before sighing. Apparently, Rider was trying to practice again. And he was strumming the barely recognizable tune of 'Dr. Feelgood'. "At least he is getting better than before…" Waver then opened the door to see Rider sitting on his bed with the guitar in his hands.

"Yo! That took a while." Rider commented as Waver plopped onto the bed behind him and laid with his hands behind his head. "What did you and the old man talk about?"

"…" Waver thought about what he was going to say for a minute. He could lie to Rider, but the Servant had this unnatural sixth-sense for whenever he tried to beat around the bush.

Like the time where he hid Rider's Anime after he left his trash everywhere one to many times.

"Glen found out on his own that I am not his grandson." Waver finally said, making Rider stop strumming his guitar.

"…Does he want to kick us out?" Rider asked, only for Waver to shake his head.

"No, apparently we make Martha really happy so he won't kick us out. It's just that…" Waver then closed his eyes while his Servant put down the guitar. "…I was expecting him to be… I don't know. Furious? Upset? I mean, I hypnotized the man and his wife for God's sake. I didn't think he would be understanding of all things…"

"You're a good kid Waver. You should know that." Rider then allowed a small grin on his face. "You never tried to take advantage of either the old man or the old lady. You refused to spend any of their money or have them give you anything. Hell, the only things you do take for them are meals and a bed. If I had to guess, if another bastard were in your shoes right now, they would have milked those two for all they were worth without any thought of it."

"I know, I know…" Waver muttered while staring at the ceiling. "I guess for now I'll see how things go…" Waver then looked at Rider before asking, "What has been bothering you all day Rider?"

"Huh? What are you talking about kid?" Rider asked, only for Waver to sigh.

"You've been less loud than usual. That means that something is on your mind… I think" Waver replied, to which Rider chuckled.

"Yeah, you got me there." Rider's face became serious after that sentence before saying; "Something wasn't right about the battle last night."

"You mean the one between Saber and Archer?" Waver asked, to which Rider nodded.

"Yeah, did you see those two huge-ass energies going into the sky? Which one did you see beating the other?" Rider asked, making Waver go into deep thought.

"…The black one. Why do you ask?" Waver questioned, to which Rider scowled.

"And by all rights, Archer should have won and both him and Saber should have walked away with neither of them dying." Rider stated, making Waver's eyes widen. "Instead, Archer just dies. The guy is too skilled and powerful to actually let Saber get the better of him. It makes no sense that he died."

"Maybe Saber caught him off-guard?" Waver suggested, only for Rider to shake his head.

"Girl's an idiot, so there is no way she got the better of Archer. And from what I can tell, her code probably doesn't favor back-stabbing." Rider's then got up and looked out the window. "Something else is happening, and I don't like it. Not one damn bit…"

Waver said nothing and just closed his eyes. If someone was really beginning to pull the strings of this war, then who was the puppeteer?

Elsewhere (Matou Manor):

Kariya coughed into his hoodie sleeve after taking another bite of the very stale bread that was his 'lunch'. Like he expected, the other family members disliked him so much that they just gave him the worst food for his meals. He wouldn't be that surprised if they spat into his water. "All of this just to get back at me, the 'traitor'. I feel so damn honored…" Kariya then set his bread to the side as he heard footsteps. It was probably either his brother who would just stare at him like a freak show for several minutes before leaving, or…

"Here's your sandwich." Berserker said in a dull tone before throwing the wrapped-up sandwich on Kariya's lap, who promptly opened the thing and began devouring it. The pain from moving his arms can go on forever for all he cared at the moment.

"Finally, some real food…" Kariya thought to himself as he took another bite while Berserker leaned against the wall and munched on his own sandwich. The 'mad' Servant had been quiet towards him ever since they began the alliance with the priest. It wasn't like him not to bitch at least once about not fighting.

"I don't trust the guy." Berserker said, making Kariya stop eating. It didn't take a genius not to guess what Berserker was talking about.

"Me neither, but I don't care what his motivations are. Just as long as he gets us to Tokiomi." Kariya told Berserker, who just scowled.

"Guy will probably try to fuck us over in the end." Berserker mentioned, making Kariya look at the dark, dungeon-like ceiling.

"If he does, then you have my full permission to rip his goddamn heart out." Kariya said, to which Berserker just snorted.

"Was going to do it anyway after he pointed us in the right direction." Berserker then began to eat his sandwich again before stopping for a second. "By the way, the Sakura brat was at the door. Just kept staring at it while muttering 'Kariya-Ojisan' or something like that. It was pretty fucking creepy."

"Sakura-chan…" Kariya muttered while looking down in shame. Despite doing all of this for her, he was making her worry. And every day, his condition just deteriorated.

Just more motivation for him to win the war.

Elsewhere:

Kirei smirked at the lying and still knocked-out form of Irisviel. He had done a move never performed in most fanfiction and even in canon. He was able to, successfully, trick Matou Kariya into working for him and kidnap Irisviel a Servant early. Kirei had contemplated on mind-fucking Kariya and Tokiomi's wife off-screen, but decided against it. After all, that event was a part of canon. And besides the actions he was about to perform, he would never follow the damn script his creator laid out.

He would no longer be the puppet of his creator or the author.

"So… you going to strip her or something? Take some naughty pictures before doing the deed? Because you are kind of, sort of, maybe evil. And she is totally hot." Assassin asked as he materialized behind Kirei. They were down in the basement of the Civic Center, which Kirei had dubbed the 'Batbunker 2.0'. They had been in the Civic Center since he had successfully kidnapped Irisviel, so Kiritsugu will never see him enter the place. And he hid the door entering the basement from view until the time was right.

"No, I won't do that." Kirei denied with a shake of his head and a small smirk on his lips. "That is what hentai is for." He then walked next to Irisviel's downed form before kicking her body square in the ribs, making her eyes snap open and cough with a pained expression on her face. "Wake up Grail host."

After coughing for a minute, Irisviel looked and glared at Kirei saying, "Kotomine Kirei…"

"Why do you keep saying my full name whenever we meet? It's just Kirei. Honestly, how did my canon self put up with this?" Kirei asked with his eyes closed and a frown on his face.

"Well, he was an evil guy with the personality of a dead fish." Assassin mentioned, making Kirei nod his head in agreement.

"True, oh so very true. But still, it gets annoying." Kirei muttered before kneeling down at Irisviel, making her slightly flinch. "You like the place? I was thinking that the anime guys were inspired by 'The Dark Knight' when deciding the scene where I finally fought Kiritsugu. Just between you and me, I thought that the second Batman was the best. The new one is good, but it will never beat the second one."

"Oh Heath Ledger…" Assassin muttered while wiping away an imaginary tear. "Why must all the good stars die?"

"What are you talking about?" Irisviel whispered, making Kirei smirk even more.

"Might as well tell you. After all, you aren't going to live very long." Kirei then patted Irisviel's head, as if talking to a child. "I know the universal truth now. I have broken the Fourth Wall."

"What?" Irisviel asked in shock and fear while Kirei continued to smirk.

"The author had it break within me by having Assassin be near me, for comedy reasons of coarse." Kirei then snickered a bit while taking his hand off of Irisviel's head. "But it is soon going to bite him in the ass. I will soon destroy canon, preventing a sequel to this awful fanfiction and bring despair to both the author and his readers. And it will all start when I kill Kiritsugu, preventing him from ever saving Emiya Shirou…"

"Your insane." Irisviel said simply, making Kirei's face turn deadly serious. "You will never win in this mad quest. Kiritsugu will come and…"

"SHUT UP!" Kirei shouted while his hands snapped to Irisviel's throat and began to squeeze, making the woman gasp for air. "You do not know the sheer torture I must go through every chapter! Knowing that I am not real, having parts of my past blocked because my creator was too lazy to give full detail to my past, and having memories made by the creator to just give my character depth! Do you understand? We are nothing but puppets for them! Simple entertainment to make Otakus continue to stay with the franchise!" He then let go of Irisviel's throat, making her clutch it and gasp for air. "Emiya Kiritsugu will stop me? That is more than impossible, now that I have full knowledge of what tactics he will use during our fight and react accordingly."

"Y-you are wrong…" Irisviel muttered out, making Kirei's eyes narrow. "Even if you say you understand Kiritsugu, you do not. Even you do not fully comprehend my husband. And you said he stopped you once. He will continue to do it again…" Kirei's hands clenched into fists. "And when he defeats you, I shall grant his wish for world peace…"

"That's nice…" Kirei muttered before he began to choke Irisviel again. "It would be a wonderful dream, if the Holy Grail were not corrupted." Irisviel's eyes widen even more in shock, making Kirei smirk. "Remember how your family summoned Angra Mainyu as Avenger? Don't tell me that you didn't think that summoning a Source of All Evil would not have any consequences. He corrupted the Grail to get even with all of humanity, and now every wish made on that oversized drinking cup will fuck the wisher over. You want to know what a wish like 'world peace' will do?" He lessened his grip a bit and leaned forward before whispering into her ear, "Total human extinction."

"N-No…" Irisviel whispered, tears leaking out of her eyes.

"Don't worry, your husband refused the Grail the first time around and simply killed 'you'. You're daughter will participate in the next war, and depending on what route is taken she will either live or have her heart ripped out by Gilgamesh." Kirei then re-applied pressure onto Irisviel's neck, and slowly added more.

"K-Kiritsugu… I-Illya… I'm s-sorry…" Irisviel gasped out before her neck twisted and a sickening crack, her arms falling limp to her sides.

Irisviel von Einzbern was dead

"Now that was just cold…" Assassin muttered while Kirei just shrugged and slung Irisviel's body over his shoulder.

"Maybe, but it helps that I am just evil like that." He then turned to Assassin before saying, "Go tell Matou Kariya to prepare. I need to go and set the stage." Kirei then walked away, leaving Assassin alone.

"You really shouldn't piss off the author Kirei…" Assassin muttered while he pressed the button on his belt. "He'll just be sure to make you pay in the end…"

Elsewhere (Ryuudoji Temple) {Later}:

Kiritsugu lit another cigarette as he continued to wait. So far, Kirei had not appeared in Ryuudoji Temple, and Maiya had confirmed that no one has entered the Civic Center either. This was making Kiritsugu nervous. What if Kirei had anticipated that he would wait in the most obvious locations and went to the one least expected?

Suddenly, flares began to light up the night sky. Making Kiritsugu stand up and look as more came out. He knew their meaning, and the direction they were coming from was…

"Maiya, I thought you said no one has entered the Civic Center." Kiritsugu said to Maiya through the radio.

"N-No one did!" Maiya's voice replied, filled with shock. Good, that means that she was not hypnotized or killed.

"Return to base Maiya. I shall go in alone with Saber." Kiritsugu told her while descending the steps to his car.

"But Kiri…"

"That is an order. This is too dangerous for you to participate in. And I can only assume I was not the only one to see the message. The other Masters and Servants will come and you will be overwhelmed if you try to act." Kiritsugu coldly interrupted while entering his vehicle. He did not even wait to hear Maiya's reply, she would follow his orders. Only one thought crossed his mind as he put his foot down on the gas pedal.

"I hope you are truly prepared, Kotomine Kirei."

Elsewhere:

"So this is it then…" Sola-Ui muttered as she looked into the night sky where the flares shined like individual stars. She had been expecting the final battle to draw near for some time now, but not this quick. And there still were five Servants remaining…

"What do we do Sola-san?" Lancer asked as his clothes morphed into his Servant attire. She looked at him with a small smile on her face.

"Let's not disappoint whoever went through all the trouble of setting those up." Sola-Ui told him, to which Lancer nodded.

"Let's go Lancer. Let us claim the Grail and end this war once and for all."

Elsewhere (Matou Manor):

"Well, it's good to see you guys are still here!" Assassin called out while appearing in front of Kariya and Berserker. Berserker growled at his presence while Kariya just glared. "Oh, I'm just feeling the love!"

"What do you want?" Kariya asked coldly, only for Assassin to grin under his mask.

"It's time for the games to begin…. Next chapter." Assassin said, making Berserker and Kariya look at each other with 'what the Hell' expressions on their face. "We just got to wait until TIM gets off his lazy ass and become committed to writing the fight scenes..."

Kariya just groaned as Assassin continued his ramblings while Berserker wondered if the guy could heal from having his head hit by a Cero.

Elsewhere (Mackenzie Residence):

"Four of one color, seven of another. It means 'achieved' and 'victory'…" Waver said as he looked at the seven green flairs and the four red flairs. He and Rider were playing video games when Waver spotted several flares light up the sky. They went outside for a better look, and Waver was then able to tell that it was a code.

The message was pretty straight forward.

"So, some bastard has the balls to declare victory when the mighty Kamina is still standing huh?" Rider muttered with a small grin. "The other Servants probably saw that to…"

"What are you getting at Rider?" Waver asked, only for Rider's grin to grow even more.

"This is it kid!" Rider shouted while his civilian clothes changed back to his Servant attire. His red cape billowing in the wind in front of Waver, who saw the purple symbol of a flaming skull wearing sunglasses. "Five heroes battling it out in the dead of night, the stars glittering in the sky and the moon hanging over the city with the winner taking the ultimate prize? I couldn't ask for a more perfect setting!" Rider then unsheathed his Nodachi, both it and his glasses shining in the moonlight before he said one thing Waver would never forget.

"Let's go Waver! To the final battle!"

To Be Continued…

Omake- It's A Real Thing! Taiga Dojo Preview!

"M-Momma…" Illyasviel cried while Taiga patted her back.

"I'm sorry my student, but she had to die for the story to continue…" Taiga muttered only for Illyasviel to cry even harder. "Damn, I can't make this dojo funny…"

"S-stay tuned for the next chapter 'Fate Closes In'!" Illyasviel cried on Taiga's shoulder. Suddenly, a bear rolled into the dojo riding on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws. FSN Lancer then walked in which frightened the bear, making it drop a chainsaw and sliced FSN Lancer in half.

"Check it out…" Taiga said softly while chaos ensued behind them.

Omake- Different Servants: Archer

Tohsaka Tokiomi blinked at the Servant in front of him, who was definitely not Gilgamesh. Unless Gilgamesh was somehow a long blonde-haired woman wearing a short, tight tank-top made of white robes that had a pink heart medallion in the center. She also wore a short white skirt with pink heart medallions on both sides. On her back were two short white wings and on her arms and neck were gold medallions. She also wore high-heals that looked like they were made of gold and rings on her fingers.

"Yo. I'm the Servant Archer of the fucking Holy Grail War." Archer said while eying Tokiomi, some drool coming out of her mouths. "Please tell me you are my Master you hunk."

"I am?" Tokiomi said in an unsure tone while the woman sauntered over to him and actually began to unbutton his jacket. "W-what are you doing!"

"Oh, just doing some off the record things to complete our contract…" Archer said while somehow using her other hand to take off her panties (Which were pink colored, Tokiomi idly noted).

"I-I'm married…" Tokiomi stammered out before hearing the door to the basement close.

Did Kirei and Risei just abandon him?

"Do I look like I fucking care?" Archer asked with a smirk.

The Tohsaka Manor was soon filled with the cries of delight from Archer, known through life as the fallen angel Panty, and the screams of Tohsaka Tokiomi.

Tokiomi would later get the beating of a lifetime from his wife, Aoi.

Omake- Different Servants: Rider

Waver fell on his ass as he looked at the Servant in front of him. It was a boy, no more than fourteen years old with brown hair and blue eyes wearing an orange baseball cap, an aqua-blue hoodie, green cargo shorts, and sneakers. On his back was a red Gibson guitar.

"Hey, I'm the Servant Rider. Are you my Master?" Rider asked Waver, who promptly got up and pointed his finger at him.

"T-that's right! I'm W-Waver Velvet, your M-Master!" Waver shouted in both surprise and some fear, to which Rider just shrugged.

"Whatever, guess we gotta go find the other Servants now. This sucks…" Rider muttered before looking at Waver. "This might be weird, but stay calm. Canti, hurry up and come out already." Suddenly, a horn came out of Rider's forehead, shocking Waver. The horn suddenly grew and slowly morphed into a giant hand. The hand grew into red-colored arm before it placed itself on Rider's forehead and pulled out a massive humanoid robot that seemed to have a television for a head. "Couldn't you do that faster?" Rider asked in an annoyed tone while the 'robot' just rubbed its 'head' sheepishly.

"W-wha… guh… huh?" Waver stammered out, making the two look at him.

"Oh, right…" Rider muttered before turning back to the robot. "Canti, let's go and find the other Servants." The robot's 'screen' showed a hand giving a thumbs up sign as if to say 'OK' before grabbing the two by the backs of their shirts.

"Wait!" Waver shouted before they shot into the air. "GHHHHHAAAAAAAA!"

And so Rider, known through life as Naota Nandaba, and Waver Velvet along with the robot Canti flew off into Fuyuki City's night sky.

Waver is still amazed he did not suffer a mental breakdown.

Note- Yo! It's coming! The final battle for the Holy Grail! Will Kiritsugu be able to defeat Kirei? Will Sola-Ui get her wish and make Lancer her son in everything but blood? Will Waver and Rider show the other Masters the badassness of Team Dai-Gurren? Or will Kirei succeed and bring despair to us all?

And off the record, I saw 'The Dark Knight Rises' a few days ago and it was awesome. And as all of you should know by now, a man had killed twelve people and injured dozens in Aurora, Colorado who were trying to watch the very same movie. I would like everyone who is reading this to give a moment of silence in respect of the victims and their families.

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Anyway, please review! The next chapter will come sooner with the more reviews I get, so review bitches!

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