"No. Fucking. Way." Hidan managed to struggle out whilst standing in the door way, after he had neatly placed Beth down on a cushioned chair. Nobody had any words, all they could do was watch long, thick locks of jet black hair roll down from where the had been cleverly hidden, big, beautiful sharingan eyes with perfect, long eyelashes that matched the colour of the hair flutter open and naturally rose-red tinted lips part, ready to speak, but no words came out.
The mystery ninja who was sitting where Tobi used to be had a slightly oval shaped face with high set cheekbones and dead-white skin. They stood up. Everyone was in awe as the ninja slowly unbuttoned their dark, heavy, bloodcloud decorated trench cloak and let it drop to the floor, revealing curves, lots of curves, in all the right places. Pein was the first to gather himself enough to make words travel from his brain to his mouth, unfortunately, the words werent very helpful.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT," he cried, "You're a GIRL!"
"Yeah, and to be honest, im surprised ive lasted this long before anyone found out, but it was about time." She said, as she sat back down.
"My name is not Tobi, although you can still call me that if you wish, it's not too far from by actual name. My name is Toshiko, Toshiko Uchiha. When I was deciding upon my alias I played around with Toshiko, then Toshi, and finally decided upon Tobi." she began to explain. Itachi gasped as she revealed her origin. She's an Uchiha he thought to himself. That isn't possible, how is that possible? That can't be possible Itachi thought.

"That isn't possible." He repeated aloud. "You can't be an Uchiha, you're lying!"

"Unfortunately not," Toshiko replied, addressing the entire group as she continued to explain. "I had to leave, I'd already left before Itachi, um, had to do what he did."

She turned to Itachi and asked him, "Do you remeber me, Itachi?" There was an awkward silence as Itachi looked at the person who he was so determined to humiliate not so long ago. That person, Tobi, was gone.

"I... Um... I... I dont recognise your face, or your name, why?" he answered in a whisper, which was filled with guilt. Toshiko gave him a long, meaningful stare as two sparkling, clear tears ran down her newly exposed face.
"I suppose not, It was silly of me to think you would, we were only five years old, then I left." She sighed to herself. More tears were making their way down her innocently pale cheeks.
"you didnt answer my question, why should I remember you?" Itachi asked, a little insesitively, and because of that, he got an aray of dirty looks from everyone else in the group. But before Toshiko could offer him any sort of explination there was a loud bump and everyones heads turned to see Beth, the ninja nobody knew, lying on the floor next to her chair, passed out from blood loss.

Hidan, being the closest to her, reached her first. He scooped her head up and placed it on his knees. Kakuzu was running from his room after going there to pick up a box of bandages, "we need to stop the bleeding!" he panted, fumbling with the first aid box.
"We need some help, hey ! Deidara! Get the fuck over here and get me a fucking cold compress!" Deidara rolled his eyes and got to his feet. He walked over to the kitchen and mumbled, "whats the rush? its not like shes going to die, she'll just stay passed out, like being asleep..."
Pein shifted in his seet and shouted back, "What do you mean?"
Deidara swivelled round and pointed to the pentand lying next to Beth's face that had fallen out of her top.

"Jashinist." He stated whilst in the process of filling a tea towel with ice cubes.
"You mean, this girl isn't your sacrifice, Hidan?" Pein questioned, whilst getting to his feet.
"For Jashin's sake! Why the fuck would I bring my sacrifice here? I brought her back here because she injured her fucking ankle... Deidara, you get her head, I'll see to that fucking ankle" Hidan replied. Deidara sighed, not wanting to do as Hidan demanded, but obliging anyway seeing as Hidan had placed her head on the floor and he was already manically trying to slow the bleeing coming from Beths ankle by wrapping it in the bandages Kakuzu had provided. Pein adressed the rest of the group who were still sat down, "come on! This girl needs help!"
Nobody really wanted to do what Pein had told them to, but they could see that she needed help, so they all got up and walked towards her, but Itatchi and Toshiko stayed and sat in complete silence, Itachi still numb from shock.

"Shouldn't be too long before she comes round." kakuzu said, mainly towards Hidan and Deidara. At that moment, Beth's large, beautiful blue eyes fluttered open and looked up at the blonde-haired artist who was holding a cold tea towel to her forehead.

She stared at him for a few seconds, trying to figure out who he was and where she was. Deidara giggled lightly and looked towards Hidan who immediately took over.
"Hey," he whipsered to her. "Remember me?"
She blinked at him through foggy eyes and stared at his face for a second, before it all came back. She knocked Hidan's hand away from her head playfully and sat up with one swift motion. All eyes were on her as she scanned the room, taking in an aray of expressions. For a few scond, nobody spoke, until Beth turned to Hidan, one of the two ninja she was fimiliar with, with an adorably confused look on her face.
Whilst pointing to the appropriate members, Hidan said calmly,

"Uh.. Beth, this is Pein, Itachi-woaha- Itachi, man, fucking hell, you hair-, anyway, Deidara, Kisame, Konan, Sasori, Zetsu, you already know Kakuzu and... Ermm..."
"Toshiko" The tall, dark haired female mumbled.
"Oh, cool, so, where the fuck is Tobi?" Hidan questioned.
Everyone looked at eachother, it was a good few seconds before Pein answered, "I'll explain after. It's a.. Private issue."

"Private, so, that's my queue to leave," Beth spoke out loudly as she stood whilst using Hidan to help her up, only using one of her legs and using Hidan as support.
"Are you crazy? No fucking way can walk home! And I'm not taking you home, you need to stay where you can be looked after, you can stay here." Hidan replied, sternly.
"Look," Beth said whilst looking Hidan straight in the face, "it will only take like, what, 2 days for this to heal? I can handle it, thanks." Kakuzu piped up and put his hand on Hidan's shoulder as a sign of support.
"Hidan's right, you're best staying here, you can't move around on that ankle or it will heal funny." he explained. Beth rolled here eyes and leaned more of her weight on Hidan.

"Looks like I'm staying then."