Hey guys! Here's my next chapter of this lovely fan fiction. I'm sorry my last chapter was short, but I wanted to add in a few jokes about the plot holes, continuity, and the issues of the duel between Yami and Yako in Yu-Gi-Oh R that made no sense. Don't get me wrong, that duel was one of the best duels I've ever seen and I loved how the author did it, but there are alot of things that I can make fun of. I mean it's so bad, I've read spoilers of them and even that sounds bad. One of the major issues I wanted to point out was Yako comparing his relationship with Gekko to Yami's relationship with Yugi. Despite the fact I do see Yugi and Yami like twin brothers, they don't share the same... conflicts. Yugi's conflict with Yami is the fact he would harm people in his Shadow Games, which scared the living daylights out of Yugi. Yako's conflict with Gekko was out of jealousy due to Pegasus seemingly favoring Gekko over Yako. This is the most known problem parents generally have with raising children, seemingly favoring one over the other. Gekko and Yako share this, because they were raised by the same guy. Yugi and Yami were raised by different parents. While Yami was raised by his father and mother, who were king and queen of Egypt. Yugi was raised by his grandfather and mother. Yugi and Yami don't share any jealousy over the other and Yako explaining that it's due to Yami taking all the credit while Yugi is sitting in the dust, like the duel with Pegasus, is a load of crud! Yugi is the one that takes the credit while Yami does all the dueling and it's mentioned in every fan fiction I know, Littlekuriboh, and Shadyvox. It can be argued that maybe Yako is talking about Yami's friends giving Yami credit and the fact Yugi never duels, when he, in fact, does. He dueled against his friends several times at school, he dueled against his grandpa (since he claimed his grandpa taught him everything he knows. I assume they dueled once or twice), he dueled against Marik (while possessing Joey), and only several minutes ago he dueled against one of the Card Professors. Another reason why this comparison wouldn't work is because if Yugi really did feel this way toward Yami, he would be taking over the duels most of the time. It's not like Yami would hold Yugi back from dueling opponents. Only one time has Yami tried to keep Yugi back from a duel and that was when he was in a game where the loser drowns in the sea. I know Yugi points out in Yu-Gi-Oh R about how untrue it is and why he wouldn't have anything against Yami being number 1, but I think he should've also pointed out that how Yako explained it with Yami getting all the glory makes no freakin' sense! Really, I think the author of Yu-Gi-Oh R should've just focused on the duel and get rid of the family drama. If he wanted to find something Yugi has against Yami, he should've made done it like Awakening of the Dragons where Yugi did hold against Yami at the fact that he's selfish and arrogant and doesn't consider anyone's feelings, but his own, and leading up to it from the beginning. How Yu-Gi-Oh R had Yako portray what Yugi has against Yami makes no sense and just comes out of the blue just because he summoned a Wicked Avatar Yugi. Now that I'm finished ranting, review please!
Yugi and Yako drew five cards from their deck to their hand. Yugi made the first draw and peered at his card. He could feel his brother's soul from the soul card inside his pocket. He knew he held a curtain strength within that card.
"I summon Alpha the Magnet Warrior!" Yugi started as a steel green robot appeared with a sword and shield in its hand and seemed to have magnets on curtain parts of its body. "I place one card face-down and that ends my turn."
"Nice play, Yugi," Yako smirked as he drew his next card. "I summon Beast King Barbaros in attack mode!" A huge beast appeared with metal-like mane, a body of a man, and its bottom half like a panther with four legs. It held a shield and a jousting lance as its weapons. "Due to its special ability, I can summon this without a tribute, but its attack points become 1900. Barbaros destroys Alpha!" Beast King Barbaros began running on its way to Alpha the Magnet Warrior as if it was a Jousting game and stabbed it with its jousting lance before the magnet warrior burst from the field.
"I activate my trap card, Soul Rope! With this, I can pay 1000 life points to summon out a level 4 or lower monster from my hand or deck when one of my other monsters is destroyed!" Yugi declared as he searched through his deck and pulled out the monster he needed. "I summon out King's Knight in attack mode!" King's Knight appeared with its mighty armor, sword, and shield. Yugi's life points were now 3000.
"Then, looks like I end," Yako declared as Yugi drew his next card.
"I summon Queen's Knight in attack mode and due to King's Knight special ability, when he and Queen's Knight are on the same field, I can instantly summon Jack's Knight!" Yugi said as a blond woman with a red suit of armor, helmet, sword, and shield appeared boldly on the field before Jack's Knight appeared in the middle of King's Knight and Queen's Knight. "I place one card face-down and that ends my turn."
"How is it that whenever you summon one of your knights, you manage to get another one to match it?" Yako asked rhetorically with a smirk forming across his lips. Yugi just stood there with the same smile as Yako drew his next card. "I sense you're gonna try to summon a god, but unfortunately, I took all your god cards."
"I know that, that's why I got them back. Gekko's not the only one who thinks you've gone mad. There are those among you that know you're being possessed by the Wicked Gods and believe I can save you. They're the ones that gave me back my Egyptian Gods!" Yugi pointed out as Yako glared intensely. Gekko seemed to hold suspicious eyes and turned them to the door to the inside of the building on the roof.
"Richie and Scott. I should've guessed they'd betray me!" Yako snarled in pure anger.
"We haven't betrayed you!" Tera shouted, much to everyone else's dismay, as she ran from the door on the roof of the building and ran to where Yugi and Yako were dueling. Gekko turned his head with bafflement.
"Tera?" Gekko responded.
"Those wicked gods are poisoning your mind! You're not the same person I once knew! You were never like this! You never risked anyone's life for any purpose whether it was your own or someone else! More than that, you never turned on your brother or showed any hatred toward him! You were closer to Gekko than anyone else in the world, even Pegasus! Now... we don't know what you are anymore! You're not the same Yako I once knew and loved!"
"SILENCE!" Yako shouted, his eyes turning black once more. Tera didn't flinch and stared at him with seriousness in her eyes. "I WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU PAY ONCE I'M DONE WITH YUGI!"
"Then, make your move," Yugi said as Yako shot him a glare.
"Fine! My Barbaros attacks your Queen's Knight!" Yako declared as Beast King Barbaros began running toward Queen's Knight and about to stab it with the joust lance.
"I activate my face-down Polymerization to fuse my three knights to bring out Arcana Knight Joker!" Yugi declared as he activated his face-down card and King's Knight, Queen's Knight, and Jack's Knight all fused in the light and came out as a mighty knight with long black hair, mighty green and gold armor, a shield on its wrist, and a sword in its hand. Beast King of Barbaros attacked Arcana Knight, then bounces off, landing on its side, before bursting from the field and leaving Yako with 2100 life points remaining.
"I activate my trap card, Level Wall Resist! I can instantly special summon monsters of the same level as the monster that was just destroyed. Since Barbaros is a level 8, I can special summon Angel 01, Cassimolar, and Leraje the God of Archery!" Yako smirked as a small robotic angel, a huge dog with huge wings, and a wizard man with a boy and arrow appeared on the field in a defensive position. "I place Voltis in defense mode and end my turn." A huge snake-like man with a sword in its hand appeared on the field in a defensive position.
"Four monsters in one turn? Damn!" Duke responded.
"He's good! Yugi's gonna have to put his defenses up," Tera said.
"She's right," Gekko agreed.
"You know, you're not as creepy as before. Is this how you normally act?" Duke asked.
"I like to make an impression on my opponents based on my deck type," Tera explained.
"Makes sense, but I still think the whole zombie biting their master's neck is kinda gross."
"Don't look at me! I'm not the one who created the cards."
"Right."
"My turn!" Yugi declared, drawing his next card. "My Arcana attacks your Voltis!" Arcana Knight ran up to Voltis and sliced the snake creature in half before it burst from the field. "I set one card face-down and end my turn!"
"This is it," Gekko said plainly, knowing exactly what was going to happen next.
"I sacrifice all three of my monsters to bring out my Wicked Eraser to the field!" Yako smirked as Angel 01, Cassimolar, and Leraje the God of Archery disappeared from the field and were replaced by a huge dark red dragon with huge horns on its head. "Wicked Eraser's special ability activates! It's life points are equal to the amount of cards my opponent controls times 1000! This makes my monster has 4000!"
"But Yugi has two cards on the field!" Duke said.
"Ah, but he used three material monster cards to summon that fusion monster, that makes three!"
"But the material monsters were sent to the graveyard. Don't you think this is kinda cheating?"
"OF COURSE NOT! IT'S JUST-"
"Cheating! Yugi's not controlling the three material monsters, He's controlling the fusion monster and his face-down card. I call your bullshit cheating."
"SHUT UP! The fusion monster counts as the material monsters used to summon it!"
"Cheater," Duke sang.
"I SAID SHUT UP!"
"O... kay. Duke has a point, but I'll still beat you with this disadvantage," Yugi claimed as Yako smirked widely as his Wicked Eraser showed 4000 attack.
"We'll see about that! My Wicked Eraser attacks Arcana Knight!" Yako declared as Wicked Eraser sent out a huge ball of black fire and wiped Yugi's field clean. Yugi was now left with 2800 life points remaining.
"BOOOOOOOOOO! CHEA-TER! CHEA-TER! CHEA-TER!" Duke chanted as Yako's head began to boil.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, SHUT UP!" Yako shouted as he pointed to Duke and he suddenly turned to stone. Tera's eyes widened, then blinked.
"What the hell was that?" Yugi asked blinking.
"That was reve-"
"No, I mean since when did you get the ability to be Medusa?"
"Magic! Isn't that the answer to everything around here?"
"But that doesn't- nevermind," Yugi sighed while covering his face.
"Since you now have one card left, my Wicked Eraser now has 1000 attack. I place one card face-down and end my turn!"
"Then, here it goes!" Yugi said while drawing his next card. "I summon Big Shield Guardna in defense mode!" A mighty warrior with crazy black hair appeared with a humongous shield appeared in a defensive position. Wicked Eraser now held 2000 attack. "I end my turn!"
"Good!" Yako smirked as he drew his next card. "I'll sacrifice Wicked Eraser, so I don't have to worry about your shield monster, since destroying Wicked Eraser sends all my opponent's monsters to the graveyard! I sacrifice to summon out Gaap the Divine Soldier!" Yugi gasped as he watched Big Shield Guardna burst from the field and Wicked Eraser disappearing from the field, being replaced with a demon-like monster with huge claws the size of half its body. "It's attack also rises by 300 for each divine monster in my graveyard!" Gaap the Divine Soldier's attack rose to 2500. "I set one card and Gaap attacks you directly!" Gaap the Divine Soldier jumped and scratched Yugi across him with a direct attack and left him with 300 life points remaining. Yugi cringed and fell on his knees from the pain of the Shadow Game.
"I activate Cross Counter Trap from my graveyard by activating a spell or trap from my hand!" Yugi declared as he searched through his hand and showed a trap card. "I activate Stairway to the Underworld! With this, I can special summon Gorz the Emissary of Darkness and Kaien the Emissary of Darkness!" Yugi searched through his deck and summoned a red-haired warrior with black armor, a red skirt ripped around the bottom, a blade on each wrist armor, and a huge sword wield on his back, and a female warrior with black armor and helmet. Yako glared daggers right at Yugi for that incident of summoning two monsters.
"I end my turn!" Yako declared annoyed.
"Then, I set one card face-down and have Gorz attack your Gaap!" Yugi declared as Gorz the Emissary of Darkness took out its sword and ran up to Gaap the Divine Soldier, slashing its sword across the monster and bursting it from the field. Yako was left with 1900 life points. "Now, Kaien attacks you directly!" Kaien the Emissary of Darkness took out its sword and ran to Yako's direction.
"TRAP! INTRUDER ALARM – YELLOW ALERT! When you declare an attack, I can special summon 1 monster from my hand, ignoring special summoning conditions!" Yako smirked as his trap card activated and a small monster with little wings appeared on the field in a defensive position. Kaien the Emissary of Darkness slashed its sword at Tellus the Little Angel and it burst from the field before replacing itself with its wing, due to its effect.
"I end my turn!" Yugi declared.
"Good, then, I play my face-down card Multiply to multiply my Winged Token!" Yako declared as his Winged Token multiplied to three Winged Tokens. "Then, I sacrifice all three of these to summon out my Wicked Avatar!" The three Winged Tokens disappeared from the field and were replaced by a round black sphere in the air of his side of the field. Yako's eyes began showing its hint of evil eyes that were pure black, darkness flowing through him. Yugi eyed at the Wicked Avatar as it began morphing into Gorz the Emissary of Darkness with 2701 attack points.
It was time for the real battle to begin, the battle against the Wicked Avatar.
A/N: Okay, I know that Duke turning to stone does not make sense. I was making fun of a scene from the anime, in case you're confused. I'm also making fun of Yu-Gi-Oh itself, since every wtf moment that happens is only explained by magic. Seriously? At least it's not as bad with explanations as the anime Dragon Ball.
