I'M BACK! YAY! I am soooo sorry. You see I had a virus on my computer then it was fixed but theeeennn another virus attacked my computer. I couldn't access my stories because I am an idiot and don't use a disc or whatever you call that memory store thing. Only this last virus wiped my memory clean. Here's how I took it.

Computer*files empty*

Nan:...T.T Nnnnnnooooooo T.T T.T T.T T.T

Yeah so let's just say I cried for about half an hour. Lucky for me, the last to stories I had been working on hadn't been erased. And so I give the next chapter. Goes easy on me this time please. Warning gay boyxboy. I don't own Naruto.

The Scheme

Sasuke Uchiha was currently glaring at Nomi Matchi, the very person who brought him here. Here was Konoha, the village hidden in the leaves. In coming to Konoha, Sasuke was only interested in one thing at the moment. Besides finding his objective, He learned that he had a three year old son named Fugaku. Also the boy's 'mother' was none other than Naruto Uzumaki. Sasuke had found out all this by going on a quest after a certain Matchi. That Matchi was still smiling at the Uchiha while playing with the key necklace on her finger. She knew this was a good plan to bait Sasuke into coming back to the village. Now all she needed to complete her mission was the deal. The two Uzumaki were confused at the bird jinchuurikis' words.

"What's the Uchiha Key?" Naruto asked looking at the metal key.

"The Uchiha Key is a powerful and spiritual object." Nomi said. "It is said to hold enormous raw power." Suigetsu was taken back by the information this boy turned girl knew.

"Now how did a ninja, such as you, come in possession of that item?" He asked.

"I don't care how she got it." Sasuke said not breaking gaze with Nomi. "It belongs to me." Nomi scoffed.

"It doesn't belong to you alone. The key's story is an interesting one indeed. Created by the Matchi Clan for the Uchiha Clan, the key was made so only an Uchiha could use it. However, it was when the Uchihas started to fight over it that the Matchi Clan interfered." Nomi explained putting the key around her neck. "The Matchi Clan took back the key from the Uchiha. The rule is that only when an Uchiha has proved they are worthy could they have the key."

The team hawk was shocked at how much this, in their eyes, simple girl, knew about the key. Sasuke thought he had enough on his plate to deal with but this just added to it. Juugo spoke his thought out.

"So that means you must be the guardian of it, right?"

"That right. I am the last member of the Matchi Clan."

"Whether the first or the last it doesn't matter to me. I just want that key." Sasuke growled and lunged at Nomi only to meet with nothing. Nomi's laughter came from behind him.

"You can't beat me. Heck, you can't even touch me." Sasuke tried again to grab the blonde but to no avail. This continued on for minutes with Sasuke trying and failing to catch Nomi; Nomi taunting the Uchiha and egging him on. Finally Naruto had enough of it and said.

"Nomi stop teasing Sasuke." His comment had got Nomi attention long enough for Sasuke to take out his sword and plunge it through Nomi. Nomi's body went stiff as Sasuke smirked reaching for his prize around her neck. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I wouldn't do that Sasuke." Sasuke looked confused at his comment but simply shrugged and reached for the key. He only stopped when he heard Nomi chuckle and tried to pull away, by then it was too late. Nomi had her hands on either side of his head. Sasuke let out a shout as he saw bits of his memories flash through his mind. When he finally pulled back along with his sword he noticed that Nomi had already healed. The cut through her shirt was the only thing that proved the sword had been there. Also Nomi's large breast shrank to form large abs. Sasuke saw the female become a male. He placed two fingers on his temples as he read through the collective memories.

"Your name is Sasuke Uchiha. You are the last survivor of the Uchiha Massacre. Revenge against your brother Itachi Uchiha is your goal. You top all your classes in the Academy. You and two others, Naruto Uzamki and Sakura Haruno, were part of team seven lead by your sensei Kakashi Hatake. Until you decided to betray the village for your own gain by training with Orochimaru; who you killed when you deemed that you learned all you needed from him. After that you met your companions Suigetsu, Juugo, and Karin. They are with you to help find Itachi so you can kill him." The room was silent. All eyes were on the Uchiha. He stood there wide eyes staring at nothing. The blonde fox's voice was heard.

"I told you. You shouldn't have done that."

"You're a jinchuuriki?" Karin shouted with her arms failing in the air.

"No that's not possible, they…" Nomi's eyes narrowed as Sasuke stopped.

"Well I am." Tsunade slammed her fist on the desk. Anger was evident in her eyes. The hokage had had enough of this.

"Sasuke! Enough! You are not taking Naruto or Fugaku away and your obiviously not going to get the Uchiha Key so either get out of Konoha or be arrested." The busty blonde bellowed.

The Uchiha glared at her. There was no way he was going to leave Konoha without Naruto. His brain was telling him to just to steal the key and leave but, his heart just couldn't bear not to see those eight blue eyes. Fugaku felt like he was about to cry, which he did. The Uchiha blood didn't flow very strong in him. His father could defiantly tell by what seem like two waterfalls cascading down Fugaku's face. Naruto held his kitten close not caring that his vest was getting soaked. He expected this to happen. Sasuke with no possibility of getting what he wanted would leave without a second glance.

'Not so fast kit. Let's see what the Uchiha decides.' The fox demon softly whispered.

'What's the point in getting my hopes up to see if Sasuke will "I'll stay"…' Naruto stared… 'Did he just…'

'I believe he did my Naru.' The blond could practically feel Kyuubi's smile. The team gawked at their leader. Sasuke Uchiha's face seemed to challenge anyone to make him say something different. His pride would not have leave without getting what he wanted. Like the saying goes, Uchiha's get what they want. Tsunade was only one obstacle in his path at the moment. The blond hokage seemed to be motherly to Naruto, having to help care for him and his son.

"You will be arrested." She explained.

"Fine." He held a blank face.

"You will be put on trail."

"Fine."

"You could be execut…" Fugaku let out a whimper. Tsunade glanced in his direction. "You would be under Anbu guard for months, year's maybe."

"I will do it." She sighed. He must really want to be with his son. Shaking her head Tsunade sat down at her desk.

"Very well then Uchiha. You are to be under those terms and several others by the council's decision." Sasuke let a sigh of relief. "As for you…" she turned to look at Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo. "You will be under the watch of some trusted ninja unless you wish to leave Konoha." She quirked an eyebrow at them to see their answer. No one said anything.

And so it was that Sasuke Uchiha was on a balcony looking down at the rest of Konoha. The breeze whipped at his hair. He was now dressed in a plain black t-shirt and jeans. 'Great' he thought. His first night back and he was already missing that sweet foxy grin that was he craved for. After the very long talk with Tsunade of all the arrangements and rules to his 'arrest', the raven was brought back to his old home, which he finished cleaning in three hours; he stilled hadn't seen Naruto nor his son since then. There was still apart of him that questioned his sanity. It was answered with memories from three years ago. Those memories caused a hard on for Sasuke. Groaning he made his way to the bathroom for a nice cold shower. That's when the doorbell rang. 'Oh who the hell is it?' the raven growled inwardly as he reached the front door. 'Who ever it is, I'm going-' There looking up at him with big blue eyes was Fugaku. Huge grin was on his face. 'He has Naruto's smile.' Sasuke thought as he hoisted his son up into his arms. The little boy giggled and snuggled in his father's arms perfectly content.

"I thought you might like to see him." Sasuke looked to see that Naruto had been standing there with a soft smile on his face.

"I did. I also wanted to see the person who gave life to and raise my son." He said leaning closer to the blond. "He didn't even have to do it." Those words made Naruto's smiled turn into a frown.

"How could I not? He is my son."

"…" Their faces inches apart.

"Why would I take a life and mess it up like mine was? You great big bas-" Sasuke closed the gap between them. The kiss was soft and careful. Both ninjas loved the feel and attraction it caused. The sound of giggles made them break it to see Fugaku, still in Sasuke's arms, looking up at them with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"What are you looking at?" Sasuke said.

"You!" Fugaku shouted. The two older men had smiles on their faces as they all went in the house.

Naruto plopped down on the bed panting. Sasuke and him were both riding out their orgasms. The raven pulled him closer to him. Naruto snorted at this action of his. Sasuke gave him a questioning look.

"What's so funny?"

"You, Sasuke Uchiha, are cuddling with me."

"So? It's not like I haven't before. Remember?" The raven whispered in the blonde's ear. "I often cuddled with you back then."

"I still remember those memories very well." Naruto almost sobbed. "Not like that even matters." Sasuke held Naruto close slightly rocking him to ease his sadness. "It was wonderful." He cried.

"I know Naruto. I know." Sasuke cupped Naruto's face to placing a kiss on his forehead before putting his head under his chin. "Then Orochimaru had to come in to the picture and ruin it. I got rid of him so he won't be a problem. Although I am surprised that Fugaku is three years old. I thought he would be at least two. Because if I remember correctly it only few months before the New Year." Naruto sighed as he thought the same. "How long were you pregnant? That was what happened right?" they pulled back from their embrace to lock gazes.

"Yes I was pregnant. I have to say those the worst 28 weeks of my life."

"Oh, I'm sorr…28 WEEKS! YOU WERE PREGNANT FOR 28 WEEKS!" Naruto nodded at the broken-faced stuttering Sasuke. (Who could blame him? I'm sure anyone would freak out a bit at the news that your lover was pregnant for only 28 weeks.) "Wow that's starling news."He laid his head down on the pillow looking at the ceiling.

"Ah, well then I guess I should have to you this before we had sex…" Sasuke head shot up to stare at the blushing Naruto. "…there is a chance I could get pregnant again." Sasuke passed out.

Uh oh. Looks like another baby is on the way. Sorry that I didn't do a lemon. I'm scared no one will like it. Anyways I hope you liked it. Now for me to continue I need to chose the name for Sasuke's and Naruto's baby. Spoiler it's a girl. Now I am letting you readers choose her name. I have already chose two names and those are the only names I'm using. I'm not taking other names. However you guys need to take my poll for which one you like. So please vote. To find it go to my profile page. Review too. I like reviews not flames. See you soon. I 'm coping. NOT.

Nan: TwT

Tam: There ther Nanny. You can make new ones.

Nan: All my paintings. They were so cute. All my kittens and Naruto drafts. Gone. TxT

Fuu: Don't cry Nan-sama *curls up in lap and cuddles with*

Nan: T.T

Naruto: Readers if you can hear. Reviews. We need them. Nan is so depressed.

Nomi: See you next time.