WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN IN THE WORLD OF BLACK BUTLER

by Project Jelp

Jen and Hannah Randomly appear in the world of black butler and the have written some rules to follow so they dont get killed by some Cocky demons, ticked off reapers or Grumpy Kids. THIS NEEDED TO BE DONE! Review and give me sudgestions! LANGUAGE!

8. Of Holidays and Spiders

1) Dont replace all the kitchen utensils with chopsticks.
(SEBASTIAN: Doese anyone care to explain?
HANNAH: We wanted a change in culture!
JEN: REVOLUTION!)

2) Never EVER try to take away Jens wolf hat.
(...She bit Sebastian, than threw a chair at Ciel,... it was scary.)

3) The Phantomhive manor doese not celebrate every single holiday known to man.
(CIEL: Why are you slacking off?
HANNAH: Its a holiday.
CIEL: No it is not.
HANNAH: Yes it is! Happy Leaf Ericson day! HINGER DINGER DROGON!)

4) Dont quote spongebob.

*Im ready! Im ready!
*Whats he selling? HE"S SELLING CHOCOLATES!
*Lets play Hoooookkkeeeeeyyy!
*WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!

5) Dont replace the sugar with the salt.
(Ciel was pissed.)

6) Trying to teach Drocelle the Lucky Star dance is futile.
(JEN: No! Your doing it Wrong!
DROCELLE: So I thought to myself, this is pointless.)

7) Jumping of the roof of the manor with only an umbrella is highly dangerouse and Idiotic.
(JEN: look Hannah! Im Mary Poppins! HAHAHA! I bet Sebastian cant do this!
HANNAH: OH MY GOD JEN YOUR GONNA FUCKIN DIE!)

8)Never let Pluto out unsupervised.
(If he see's a squirrel, there goes the neiborhood.)

9) When Grell is visiting the Manor, always make sure to lead him directly to Sebastian is.
(SEBASTIAN: *demonic glare*
JEN/HANNAH: ...RUN!)

10) Please refrain from cutting off Agnis hand.
(JEN:... lefties are better...)

11) Whoever is writing the explict detailed romances between me and Sebastian... I WILL find you. ***(Ciel wrote that)***
(JEN/HANNAH: *snicker*)

12) Trying to convince Ronald that he should name his glasses after an American state is completely illogical.
( Someone Obviosly never seen Hetalia.)

13)Trying to reanact the Transformers Dark of the moon movie is destructive and frowned upon.
(...we got kicked out of the manor for a couple days)

14) Waking Everyone in the manor up at 3:00 in the morning just because there is a spider in your room is childish and annoying.
(JEN: I swear to god man! IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE CLAUD!
SEBASTIAN: *sigh*)

15)When company is at the manor to talk about business, please refrain from sudgesting illogical Ideas.
(HANNAH: Sir,... will you help me?
RANDOMN BUSINESS MAN: Sure, what do you need?
HANNAH: Well,... everyone here are demons. The boy is their leader.)