151)Yes Jen, Lau is Asian
JEN: ASIAN! ASIAN! ASIAN!
152)Sebastian is not an italian pizza maker.
Back in our town, theres this pizza place called Sebastians and its pretty popular, needless to say, Sebastian didn't get it.
153) Enough with the abbreviations!
HANNAH: OMG!
JEN: LOL!
HANNAH: IKR?
JEN: BRB... *Walks off, grabs a cookie and goes back to Hannah* Back.
HANNAH: WB
JEN: TY
SEBASTIAN: ISHYSTFARTYDOTWBC.
HANNAH: SRY, WHA?
SEBASTIAN: I sincerely hope you stop this foolishness and return to your duties or there will be consequences.
HANNAH: Wow...you really can do everything...
JEN:...Thats what she said...
154) Hanna is not a pimp.
That scene with her in that skimpy outfit and the triplets says otherwise...
155) Do not pretend the the Phantomhive Manor is Walmart and attempt all 333 ways to hget kicked out.
Ciel and Sebastian was not amused, however, Bardroy was.
156) Inviting cultists to the manor is frowned upon.
Who knew Sebastian has a fan club outside the rabid yaoi community?
157) Jen, stop trying to recruit soldiers for your left handed army.
Surprisingly, William, Bard, Elizabeth and Lau are all left handed... None however were willing to join.
158) Acting like a cat to get out of trouble is...actually pretty effective .
SEBASTIAN: Now Jen, I told you countless times to be more careful when washing the china and now-
JEN: *plops on the ground and looks up at Sebastian." Meow.
SEBASTIAN: Jennifer, this isnt a joke-
JEN: Meow?
SEBASTIAN: ...
JEN:...Holy crap it works.
159) Don't bring up painful memories.
HANNAH: Hey Ciel, Ive been meaning to ask you, How are your parents?
CIEL: What? Hannah you know that they've died years ago in a fire.
HANNAH: oh yea, thats right, well hows your aunt Madame Red, Ive always liked her.
CIEL: How dare-
HANNAH: oh yea, she dead to...
JEN: Dont worry Ciel~ When you die and go to heaven you will be reunited with them!~
HANNAH:...
CIEL:...
HANAH: Oh my fucking god LOL!
CIEL: ...Sod off.
160) When Sebastian tells you not to do something, dont do it.
SEBASTIAN: Now Jen, I want you to be very quiet this evening, the young master has been having trouble sleeping lately and I do not want you to make it worse.
JEN: Okay Sebastian, No problem
SEBASTIAN: Very good. * walks off to do whatever the fuck demon butlers do*
JEN:...YOLO! *Runs torward Ciels room screaming something about SUDO to make her a sandwich.*
161) Starting your own funeral service right next to the Undertakers office isnt going to work out well.
Basically, Hannah got in some sort of stupid argument with the Undertaker on decaying bodies but the argument was one sided since the Undertaker didn't really care. Hannah got pissed and swore that she would run him out of business and started her own funeral service. She panicked however when some lady asked for her help in preparing/burying her 4 year old son. Thankfully, the Undertaker saw this and intervened. They became friends again and Hannah closed her business and instead worked part time for the Undertaker. YAY! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!~
162) When avoiding work, be more creative with your ideas.
SEBASTIAN: Hannah, The floor in the library needs to be mopped.
HANNAH: wooooOOOOooooo~~~ imma Ghost~~~ WoooOOOOoooooo
SEBASTIAN: *Blanch*
JEN: *Walk by*
SEBASTIAN: Jen, im having a slight problem with Hannah at the moment. Go mop up the floor in the library.
JEN: Ummmmm... IMMA NINJA! YOU CANT SEE ME! *runs away*
SEBASTIAN: T_T
163) Claude isn't spider man and Sebastian isn't Batman.
Their just not cool enough.
164)Culture and time changes can be very difficult.
JEN: How the fuck am I supposed to shave my legs?
165) Dont do things that are just asking for it.
JEN: *walks up to Grell and bitch slaps him* BITCH! IM PRETTIER THAN YOU!
GRELL: WHY YOU LITTLE!
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