Hey kids!~

Sorry I havent updated in a while... I really am running out of ideas. For this chapter im going to write out a rule in story form~ Its about Slenderman so if you dont know what that is...You still have a chance at a happy life.

Enjoy~

Rule 181: Playing slenderman is banned from the phantomhive manor.

It was raining.

Fuck, it was always raining.

Hi! Im Jen. As most of you people know, me and my best friend Hannah are stuck in 1800's England. But not the boring, regular 1800's England. We're in the demon butler infested-shinagami whore house 1800's England.

Thats right folks, were in Kuroshitsuji.

Now a lot of you are probably asking yourselves, how is that possible? How can you possibly fuck physics that hard and end up in another dimension more than 200 years prior?

MiRaClEs BrOtHeR, MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs~

...Sorry, homestuck moment.

Anyways it was raining, as I mentioned earlier, and seeing as how im not aloud to go outside while its raining due to a freak pluto-mud-epicsauce-volcano accident, Todays probably going to be a boring day.

"Jen, what are you just standing around for?" Asked Hannah. "We need to polish the banistar or Sebastian will get pissed."

"Ehhhh..." I started. I really dont want to do anything. If today is going to be a boring day I want it to be a boring day done right. "I dont really feel good, could you maybe tell Sebby that im sick and went to bed?"

"I will hit you."

"Okay! Jeeze!"

2:00 PM

Fuckin Sebby, always tryna be a bitch.

Alright, all you "OMGSEBBYOTAKUYAOIFANGIRLMODE KYAAAA's" go al apeshit on me let me explain myself.

This freakazoid made me and Hannah

.polish the bannistar

.set the table for mid-morning tea

.rearrange all the library books (prank hannah pulled)

.polish the china

.AAAAND wash all of the first floor windows.

But now, I have the rest of the day to myself and I am going to bed like a sir.

Chip chip cheerio~

1:37 AM (next day)

I woke up with a jolt.

I had a nightmare.

Not a regular ghost-type nightmare.

A MOTHERFUCKING SLENDERMAN NIGHTMARE.

Thats right, sympathise me.

Realizing it was seriosly early in the morning and no one was probably gonna be up, I decided to go back to bed...And than I realize im starving to death. Well, I could probably find something in the kitchen.

Deciding to take a lit candle lamp with me, I make my way to the kitchen. I hope Mey-rin and the gang left food for me, I mean, there not that mean are they?

Turning the corner, I see a fuckin shadow. That scared the crap out of me I almost jumped. Suddenly things got a lot tenser and I start thinking back on my dream. I found the 7th note and right when I turn around, slendermans standing there, waiting for me. Mocking me with his tentacle like arms. Im so descriptive arn't I?

Shaking off the dread, I continue further. I came across Ciels room and nearly shat bricks.

There. On the door. Was a Mother. Fucking. Note.

Shakily, I go to take it. On it it says, "Cant stand you, stay away" with a picture of fuckin Slenderman.

"aaaauuuuummm..." Was all I could say. Bro. This was real. Slenderman was actually in the manor. But how did he get pass Sebastians watchful eye?! Oh god, what am I saying? Not even poor little Bassy can take on the slenderman. I decided to continue on with my journey to the kitchen being extremely carefull to not look to my left and right in fear of the ever lurking slenderman.

Finally ariving to my destination, my appetite is completely gone. I Am literally shaking. Hell, I havent even been this scared when I 'Accidentally' pushed Ciel down a flight of stairs, and rest assured, the results were terrifying.

Deciding on just getting some milk to calm my nerves, I grab a glass, drink it and feeling brave enough to make the long, dark terror filled journey back to my room. I step out of the kitchen area and die.

No, you heard me correctly.

I died.

"What are you doing out of bed at this late hour?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HOLY FUCK! SHIT! ITS MOTHERFUUUUCKIN SLENDERMAN!"

"I would appreciate it if you keep your voice down." Mr. Slenderman Hissed.

"Im sorry Slenderman! Please dont destroy my sanity and steal my soul while I sleep!" I begged

"Jen, I havent the slightest idea as to what you are talking about."

You know, thats not really how I pictured Slendy's voive to sound like...Oh fuck...

"Sebby?"

"I would prefer Sebastian if you would."

"...Okay, Sebby, shit hit the fan, we have a serios problem." I said

"And what would that be?" The slenderwannabe asked.

"A being...an entity...Notice how im not saying demon because I dont want to offend you, a terrifying creature-"

"Out with it"

"The slenderman is here in the mansion!" I blurted out

"Excus-"

"She's talking about a fake online game character." Hannahs voice rang out. I looked out into the hallway and sure enough, Hannah's half asleep self was there.

"Its not fake! Look! I Found a note!" I gave her the note I found on the door of Ciels room. Hannah examined it.

"...Wow, you are an idiot. This was a note to Sebastian because of what he made us do earlier today, er...yesterday, god, what time is it?"

"oh...it was?"

""Does this clear everything up now?" Ask a hardly following Sebby.

"I-I guess so..."

3:02 AM

I awoke with a jolt.

Wow, de-je-vu...

Something didnt seem right with my room...Suddenly i realize the windows open. I get up to close it. When I turn around to go back to bed...

you motherfuckin guessed it.

"AAAAAAAAGH! SLENDERMAN!FUCK!"

"...This is not Ciel Phantomhives room"

"C-CLAUDE!?

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