I decided to add another chapter for the heck of it.
Sorry to anyone that is angry about the making of these.
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15 extra ways to Annoy Harass or Otherwise Bother Jareth.
1. Remind him that, because he lives in the underground, he is below humans. (thanks to Inulvr7 for this one! Sorry, but I can't think of 52 more… only 15)
2. Reply to every thing he says with 'that's what you think!'
3. Stand over his shoulder mumbling as he looks at his crystal ball.
4. Tell him that you hate his very guts, and despise the very ground he walks on.
5. Tell him that you are head over heels in love with him, and that you will never leave him alone, until he loves you back.
6. After four, kick him in the shins and screech like a monkey as he writhes in pain.
7. After five, if he decides to love you back, IMMEDIATELY change your mind and tell him that he sucks.
8. Force him to read these lists.
9. Have Sarah come over and tell him she hates him. :)
10. Have Sarah come over and tell him that she LOVES him then have her follow step 7.
11. Then have her follow steps 4 and 6 just for the hell of it.
12. Pick you nose during a conversation with him.
13. Start a long lecture about why his Labyrinth sucks.
14. Force him to make things 'more tidy', as to avoid lawsuits from his victims.
15. Keep telling him that he made the 'wrong decision', and not tell him what.
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So? How was this chapter?