121 Ways to Annoy Haras or Otherwise Bother Jareth

by Nae'ka

Just as the title says. I think it was funny. I hope you enjoy it! btw! I had to take the 2nd s off of harass to make room for the 1. Thnx for your patience. [lol]

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I have 'officially decieded' (lol) to continue this. People like me to torture Jareth more than Sarah, so whoopie-doo!

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38 more ways...

1. Drug him and cut his hair into a mohican.

2. In the morning, give him a mirror and tell him you think he looks 'cool.' (thanx to sapphire4steel for 1 and 2!)

3. Tell him to kidnap Bush. (U.s. presidant... This is a joke people! sheesh!)

4. Hand him a shocking pen. (I love to do this.)

5. Ask him if he loves Sarah.

6. Put a large wad of gum in his hair.

7. Blame Toby, even though he saw you do it.

8. Call child protection, complaining that you heard screaming from the castle.

9. Watch, laugh, and point your finger at him as the police drag him off.

10. Call an asylum.

11. Watch, laugh, and poin your finger at him as the men in all white drag him off.

12. Call him pretty.

13. Throw him in the bog.

14. Complain about how much he stinks when he enters the room, and politely ask him to leave. (13 and 14 are from the Sarah version)

15. Tell him Hoggle is a hottie and that he should take some lessons.

16. Ask him why he loves Hoggle.

17. Ask him why he is denying it.

18. Tell him that Sarah cheated on Hoggle with Ludo.

19. Ask him if he will talk to Sarah about it.

20. Throw him off a cliff. (This works for everyone)

21. Give him a $300.00 gift certificate to Victoria Secrect.

22. Ask him if he has his 'time of the month' when he gets mad.

23. Record Jareth throwing a temper tantrum and send it to all of Sarah's friends.

24. When you realize she has no friends, tell Jareth he has bad taste in women.

25. Ask him if he is gay.

26. Start singing the 'If you were gay song.' (I recommend you listen to it! Picture Sarah singing to Jareth... lol)

27. Walk behind him and spray everything he touches with Lysol.

28. Cut off all his hair when he is asleep.

29. When he gets mad, blame Sarah.

30. When he talks to her and finds out that alot of these pranks you did to them BOTH, (check the '48 ways to piss off Sarah') Call them the 'Bald Babies.'

31. Ask him if he has ever kissed a goblin.

32. If he says no, point your finger and call him a liar.

33. But if he says yes, back away slowly and get to the nearest bomb shelter.

34. Throw Ludo at his face.

35. Askhim to change in to an owl. When he does, knock him out and pluck all his feathers.

36. Tell him that he has been taped all his life, and that there is a soap called 'The Life of the Bipolar Bisexual Goblin King'.

37. Tell him that gullible is written on the ceiling, and laugh at his stupidity when he looks.

38. Get Sarah when she has her 'Monthly buddy', kidnap Toby, and sign a randsom note 'Jareth'.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR ALL (any) OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I triple dog dare you (lol) to make any of the105 pranks for Jareth, (one or more) And create a fanfiction about it! DO IT! Scardy Sarah baby! jk. But seriously, try it. Or any of the Sarah ones either. I would just enjoy to see them... But I'll bet you are too chicken. So never mind... (chicken!!!!!)

xxxxNae'Kaxxxx