Misfortune
"You jerk!"
"Serves you right."
"Go jump off a cliff," Johanna snapped.
"I can't do that, my admirers would miss me," Finnick smirked.
Johanna inspected her shirt, which Finnick had just spilled wine on.
"Pretty Boy, go get an Avox to clean my shirt right now, or so help me I'll-"
"You'll what? Throw a tantrum?" Finnick asked mockingly.
"I'll tell Annie that you love her," Johanna threatened.
"You wouldn't," Finnick said, glaring at her.
"I would. Now go get an Avox," Johanna said, smirking.
Finnick turned to leave, but spun around at the last second.
"Mason, are are officially the most annoying person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting."
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