More cookie based insanity ensues in this weeks installment.
The cookietender picks up a com device that beeps as the brownies go into the super speedy Nuke 'em oven. "333 I told you not you call me here unless its an emergency."
"Messa thought you want to know the package has been delivered."
"Excellent."
"The trooper who delivered it doesn't remember where it came from. Messa told him if asked he never saw me."
The cookietender smacks herself on the forehead. That last part wasn't necessary. Jar-Jar is cute enough that she lets him get away with it. "Stop by and pick up the left over cookies after the party tonight."
"Rodger 667. Messa be over at Jabba's watching the Twi'lex dancers till then. 333 over and out."
The cookietender puts away the com and looks up at the kitchen droids. "Remind me to have a talk with him about the appropriate use of mind control tricks."
"Rodger."
She starts to walk away but stops and looks back at the droids. "Wasn't he banned from Jabba's after his last trip there?"
"Rodger."
"Have the delivery Rodgers take the ship and get ready for an emergency extraction."
"Rodger."
"Sir, Jabba the Hut called in a cookie order that we haven't shipped yet."
"Excellent. I love it when a plan comes together so easily." The cookietender takes off her apron and goes back to her spot behind the cookie bar. She perks up when Darth Vader walks over.
"I have to admit for droids they have good taste in milk shakes."
"Anything else I can get you?"
"Those Snicker doodles sound pretty good."
One of the droids walks by. "Those are to die for right Rodger?"
"Rodger-Rodger. But the doodle bugs are best."
"Rodger-Rodger."
Darth Vader turns to the cookie tender. "Doodle bugs?"
"Snicker doodle cookies dressed up with frosting and candy to look like a bug." She looks back at the second kitchen droid. "One of the Rodgers are dressing up some now."
"I think I'm brave enough to try that in a milkshake."
"Any particular flavor of milkshake you want that in?"
"What do you recommend?"
"I'll have to defer to the milkshake experts. What do you think Rodgers?"
"Since snicker doodles are cinnamon flavored I would pair that with vanilla for sure sir."
"Rodger-Rodger."
"Make it vanilla then."
The cookietender looks up as the oven dings.
"Nine minutes. New Record for recipe 18 sir."
"Rodger that Rodger. I'll bring that vanilla doodle bug milkshake right out with Darth Sideous' Brownies." She turns to the Rodger who pulls out the milkshake ingredients as Darth Vader goes back to take a seat. "I'll work on that. You fix Darth Sideous' usual Cream Soda. You know he wants it just so-so."
"Rodger."
She turns to the other Rodger. "When will Jabba's order be ready to ship?"
"As soon as recipe 27 bakes sir."
"Recipe 27?"
"Sometimes there is just no accounting for taste sir. It could be worse as in recipe 24."
The cookie tender shudders in revulsion at the thought of recipe 24. "Rodger that Rodgers." The cookietender prepares Darth Vader's milkshake and grinds up some snicker doodles and candy ingredients to add in. Topping it with a little extra frosting over the standard whipped cream."
The second Rodger sticks an extra doodle bug cookie on the side that Darth Vader can crumble up to make it a little chunkier if he wants and takes the order out. He is followed by the first Rodger with a cream soda and steaming plate of edges only brownies.
Darth Sideous jumps down off the stage to take a break after finishing up his latest song. "Cream Soda. Nothing better than that and a big steaming plate of brownies."
"Anything else sirs?"
"I'm good for now. Vader?"
"So am I."
"Rodger sirs."
Darth Sideous turns back toward the cookie bar. "Cookietender. Entertain us with some of your singing."
"I'll need some time to warm up. Better let the Rodgers sing until I'm ready."
"Rodger."
He frowns as the droids rush on stage before turning to Darth Vader. "She can be such a diva."
"We put our own twist on this one. We like to call it Rodger-Rodger Mr. Roboto."
Darth Sideous take a bite of one of his brownies. "I can't understand why she insists on using droids in the kitchen."
The cookietender looks over at the table as she crosses the room toward the back stage area. "They work for milkshakes."
"Rodger-Rodger!"
Darth Vader's request of the day: Doodle Bug Cookie Milkshake. Care for one or at least the Cookietender's recipe-if you wish to become a minion that is ;)