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The droids wildly applaud Darth Vader's singing debut until the order com rings and one is forced to run back into the kitchen and answer it.
"BRAVO BELISSIMO!" The cookie tender brings Sideous a box of tissues.
He sits there a moment before sniffling then breaking out into a bawling fit.
The cookie tender looks up at Vader. "Consider that a compliment. He only cries like that when something makes him happy."
Sideous grabs several tissues. "That was amazing my boy." He looks up at the cookie tender. "Do I know how to pick em or what?"
"For once you did." She mumbles as she starts to walk off. "Surprisingly."
Before she can walk off Sideous waves his hand in front of her. "I'm in the mood for pizza now-go make some."
Vader watches as the cookie tender isn't even phased.
"Do we really have to go through this again? I'm a cookie maker not a pizza maker."
Sideous raises his hand again. "Go make pizza."
The cookie tender waves her hand in front of Sideous. "If you want pizza go call The Hut."
Sideous gets up. "I want pizza. I'm going to go call the hut."
"Idiot." The cookie tender returns to the cookie bar.
Rodger rushes out of the kitchen. "The senate just called in an order for their reception tonight and we are out of the secret recipe."
Sideous snaps out of it. "Holy Crap! I forgot all about the reception." He turns to the cookie tender. I need the super speedy delivery ship to get me there."
"It left on a delivery for Jabba. You remember what happened the last time you forgot and delayed his delivery right right?"
Sideous shiver violently at the memory of that. "I couldn't sleep for a month after that."
The cookie tender smirks. "I can get you a ride with my half brother Z."
Vader watches as Sideous scowls at her. "The Plumber?"
Sideous grumbles as he goes back to calling a pizza order into the hut.
One of the Rodgers puts in a call to the delivery ship. "Delivery Rodger this is kitchen droid Rodger 1 do you copy?"
"Rodger Rodger."
"Once you drop that order off at Jabba's pick up Jar Jar then get back here to pick up an order for the senate."
"Rodger Rodger."
The delivery droid kicks the ship into overdrive and makes it to Jabba's in record time. He whistles to himself as he carries in the order-expertly dodging the chaos that ensues every time Jar Jar comes here.
Jar Jar manages to dodge several laser blasts-bursts out the door somersaults on the ground several times and gets up running. He ditches the cloak tossing it in the doorway of a shop as he spots the cookie ship and dives into the back.
"He went this way lets get him!"
Jar Jar hunkers down in the back the pursuers run past the ship. "That wassa way to close." He jumps startled as the delivery rodger comes back for another load of boxes.
"I have orders to take you to the senate reception once I stop and pick up their cookie order."
"That's tonight?"
"Yes sir. Give me a few moments to collect the payment and we'll be on our way."
Jar Jar climbs up front and takes a seat behind the pilots chair.
Inside Jabba inspects the order as the droid returns.
"Is everything to you liking sir?"
"Looks good. Next time add a couple of batches of recipe 24 to the order. I'm expecting family."
"Very well sir." He takes the payment from Jabba. "Anything else?"
"Yeah tell that kooky Sideous to stop calling here. We don't make pizza."
"Rodger. Have a pleasant day sir." As he goes back to the delivery ship he stops as several wires spark inside him. His head twitches as he continues back to the ship.
Jar Jar looks up as the droid shuts the doors to the ship and takes his seat with his head still twitching. "Umm are you okay?"
"Rodger Sentor Binks. Pl-pl-pl-pl-pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e." He smacks himself in the head which then turns a full 180 staring at Jar Jar. "Please hold on for dear life."
Jar Jar screams as the droid takes hold of the controls and launches the ship without turning to watch where he's going.
Jabba changed his order for next time to include recipe 24. Brave enough to try one or at least the cookie tender recipe?-if you wish to become an honorary club sith member that is ;)
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