So, yeah. Here's the next chapter. The end's a cliff-hanger(: I can't wait to write the next chapter...It'll be funnn.
Oh, and sorry for that little, OOCItachi line at the end, I had to, XD
Naruto's pov for this. Enjoy and Review,-first 3 reviewers get a oneshot written to accommodate their requests!
Ch.5
"Guys, I want you all together. Less hostile. Come on. You can do it…" I sighed, moving away from the Uchiha next to me, rather than moving closer. He smelled like…like…Well…I don't know what like, but good. And it was driving me nuts.
"Come on Uchiha's. Your fathers meeting is almost over. We need to get done by then. And you, Naruto. You look constipated. Try breathing a little, baka." Konan was holding Deidara's camera, taking a few group pictures that the magazine needed. She normally just works the normal clients, and stays at the desk, but Deidara had asked her to take these few, since they just had to be taken.
I groaned, shifting closer to Sasuke, leaning onto the arm of the couch he was sitting on. Itachi was To my left, sitting in a chair, his head resting on an open palm, other arm relaxed against the chairs armrest. I looked to the couch again to see Deidara, who was sitting on the floor, one leg crossed underneath him, the other out in front of him, slightly bent. He was leaning back on his right hand, the left was up on the cushion of the couch behind him. He was getting all the praise from Konan, for his 'casual' and 'natural' poses. Stupid, whiny, stuck up, fashion-forward, flaming gay, perfectly…perfect model.
"Naruto. Seriously. Chill. Sasuke won't bite your head off. Not here, at least." Konan laughed lightly, smiling at me. I shook my head, before adjusting a little.
I moved, leaning more towards Sasuke, putting my arm over the back of the couch, trying to relax.
Which, indeed, proved to be a fruitless venture.
Konan took a few pictures, before handing the camera back over to Deidara.
"If these aren't to your ideal quality, go bug someone else for them." She giggled, leaving the room with a light wave. Deidara smirked, looking through the pictures on his APS SLR camera, nodding in approval.
"These are good, un. Go ahead and leave, we're done, un." Deidara packed everything up, before looking at me. "Dad is still in that meeting for another… 15 minutes, un. Wanna go check out that café?" I chuckled, remembering the last time we got anything tat the small place. Deidara had a little…fit when he was ordering and… well, when it ended, tears had been shed, some blood was spilled, and seven drinks were made five times over.
"Nah. I kinda wanna go spy on Dad again…see what they're up to, ya know?" I said, getting up. Itachi's head perked up, though Sasuke kept fidgeting with his cell phone, which was…off. Weird.
"Isn't your father in a meeting? With our…well…you know what. I've been wondering what exactly Father has been up to…" Itachi stood, earning an approving smirk from Deidara. Sasuke slowly stood, pocketing his phone, and moving towards us.
"I'll go…" With that, we all nodded, moving out of the room and down a set of stairs before standing outside the door of the office my dad and the 'head Uchiha' were in.
"We have to make an agreement, un. Right here, right now." Itachi tilted his head to the side, a slight look of confusion on his face. The first emotion I've really ever seen on an Uchiha, other than Sasuke.
"An agreement…over what, exactly?" Deidara's features took on a grim, serious look, as he leaned towards the three of us.
"If any of us, and I mean any, get caught, we all take the blame, un. No matter the price, un, we take the pain. You may laugh now, Uchiha's, but I assure you, my father is no light-handed pansy when it comes to punishing us for screwing around, un." Itachi nodded, a thoughtful look on his face. Sasuke's nod was curt, and he looked down slightly.
"Interesting offer. And our father isn't light with punishment either, so we know why you're bringing this up. I agree to this, though. All together, the punishment is less brutal to each person." Deidara nodded, before kneeling on the floor.
"Get down here, un. You can see through the window here where the blinds stop." We each kneeled around Deidara, looking into the office.
"Well holy fuck. Our father's gay." Itachi said, eyes wide, head tilted as he stared into the office.