A/N: 'Ello! This is the second day! Sorry I haven't been able to post the next chapter up earlier but the 's login area was under maintenance then, when I was able to get on, the Document Manager wouldn't allow me to upload so now I'm wotking in the afternoon. Grrr I could've been using this time to practise for my district cross-country carnival.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything apart from the plot line and anything that was not in the Twilight Saga. Picsesalg :)

Previously in Dangers of a College Life:

The family had finally arrived in Harvard! Edward took his little family on a tour of the campus whilst leaving Emmett behind to take care of their luggage. Nessie and Jake and Bella and Edward are living in the same building; Nessie and Jake in dorm 3, level 2 and Bella and Edward in dorm 18, level 9. Bella and Edward met Morgana Isola who lives across from them and has a semi-crush on Edward but she and Bella get along fine together.

That's what happened in the last chapter.

EPOV

"Hey guys!" Bella and I jogged over to under the cafeteria where our family is waiting.

"Had a nice settling in?" Emmett snickered whilst Rosalie took to slapping him in the back of his head.

"As a matter of fact no Emmett. We were interrupted by this girl called Morgana Isola who has a semi-crush on me," I took delight in seeing Emmett falter. I grinned and took my wife's hand before withdrawing it quickly; remembering where we are.

My family and I waited a few more minutes for Nessie and Jacob before going over to the main building to get our schedules.

"Hello Ms...," I looked at her name tag. "Griffola, we are the Cullens and the Hales," I said to the lady with blonde hair sitting behind the long mahogany counter. Jacob had decided to ditch us and come in to get his schedule later as the 'exchange student'. "We're the new students."

Wow they're all very good looking, especially that blonde guy at the back. (A/N: Sorry! But I want to tell you that whenever words are written in Italic, if they're in the middle, they mean something else but when they're leaning to the left, it's a thought someone's picking up. OK back to the story.) I snickered at her perverted thoughts for Jasper.

No woman! He's a student! You do not fall for a student! Especially since he is a human whilst you're a griffin! I froze at her thoughts and turned to look at my wife with wide-eyes. 'I'll tell you all later' I mouthed to my family when Ms. Griffola had her back turned to get all our schedules.

"Here they are! Now who's Emmett Cullen?" This went on for a while because it took a while for Ms. Griffola to sort all of us out.

But she soon finished with handing out our schedules, Jacob decides it was time to step in.

Meet us outside as soon as you're finished.

I texted Jacob. He shot me a confused look but then shrugged and went on his path.

But before we can move out of his way,he grabbed Nessie around the waist and kissed her hugely. I looked away in disgust whilst Bella's beam was so huge I could almost feel it, even without Jasper's help.

"What was going on in there dude?" Emmett asked me.

"That receptionist was a griffin!" I hissed at him. But I only received looks of disbelief from my family members, even from my Bella! "It's true she had the hots for Jasper-"Emmett's snicker cut me off and I sensed Rosalie trying to withhold her smirk, "-anyway, she had the hots for Jasper before thinking 'no woman! He's a student! You do not fall for a student! Especially since he is a human whilst you're a griffin! '"

"Y-you don't think..." Jasper stuttered while I nodded gravely.

"Hey guys what's going on," came the cheerful voice of Jacob. We all turned to look at him gravely before Alice told him the story.

A/N: Sorry it's such a short chapter but I'm quite sick right now. Next chapter will be longer. I promise. Now if you'll excuse me, I really need the toilet! Picsesalg :(