~To do List~

"Power lines."

"What—? No!"

"Telephone pole?"

"No."

"The hood of a car…"

"…"

"…at the dealership."

"No."

"Billboard!"

"…maybe."

"Yes! Classroom?"

"When the school is closed?"

"Yes."

"Ok."

"Ran-chan's bed."

"Wha— you— No!"

"She wouldn't be there~!"

"I can't do that!"

"You wouldn't be blushing so much if it didn't appeal to you~!"

"That's not—"

"There will be no evidence left behind~!"

"But—"

"I wouldn't let us get caught~!"

"…ok."

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This all started when Kaito decided they should make a list of places to…well…

"Shinichi! I've been thinking about it and decided, we should make a list of places where we want to have sex so we don't miss anything~!"

"…"

"We already have an alley, construction site, while being spied on by one of the Shonen Tantei, Nakamori's off—"

"Stop!"

"…who knew his chair would be so comfortable~"

"…"

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So Kaito started working on his list.

"The first thing on the list is a library!"

"We already-"

"Not your library, I said 'a' library. A public library. I want to see how turned-"

"Kaito!"

"-on you are when you're pressed up against your Sherlock-"

"Kaito!"

"-Holmes books in a public library where anyone can walk in and see you. Two kinks in one~!"

"I'll kill you before I ever agree to that."

"But Shin-chan~ we already know you have a book fetish from the times in your library~!"

"…"

"Do I have to remind you of last time when you realized you were leaning against your Holmes shelf?"

"…. I hate you."

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And he kept working on the list.

"If you get Ran's bed then I get Nakamori-san's."

Did his tantei just smirk more mischievously than KID? "She'd kill me! Death by mop! A mere glance at KID and she sees red! Don't you love meee~?"

"Ran's karate can break telephone poles. Bare hands. She doesn't need a weapon, she is a weapon."

"But she wouldn't kill you, her precious little brother, she'd go…after…me…shit. I didn't think about that."

"You can't back out now, I'm already interested~!"

"Oh I'm not backing out Shin-i-chi~ in fact I'm accepting your location; like I'd pass up anywhere with you~!""

"Really? Does that mean we can go to the fish market? Maybe in the back of one of the transport trucks? Surrounded by crates and crates of fish?"

"…"

Maybe Shinichi should have stopped at 'fish market?'

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It was a few days later when Shinichi made it up to him. Hidden away in the shadows of an alley after a heist, Shinichi decided it was a good time to bring up his proposal. "A church. At night. Pulpit."

"…God I love you."

"I thought you'd love how many rules that would break."

"So…. How about now?"

HAHA! I feel accomplished right now, I just finished responding to all the reviews for this and now I'm posting a new chapter! (Although, I did have this already done since a few days ago and I should have taken care of the reviews days ago...)

Thank you to Lazypants and Pon (I don't think I could make Ayumi sad D= anyone but her!) and KuroTenshi (glad you liked ;) they are just such an awesome couple ne?) and there is one more review I need to respond to but Spanish is a one way street for me and I can understand but not speak it (loads of friends picking on me for that) so I'm going to get a friend to help before I do that just because I want to try!

At this point, I'm aware that I sound like I'm on a sugar high (I promise you I'm not) so I'll just say I love reviews even if it takes me too long to get around to responding to them and thank you for all the help I received.