My Erotic Ambassador
A USUKUS fanfic
Rated M
Warning: Smut/sexual content and slight crackyness because I can. USUKUS

{ Sorry for the super-duper late update! Last chapter. }

Chapter 4: Feel At Home


The very moment they arrived home, car locked and parked, baggage rolled in, and the door shut, Arthur pulled Alfred down and began kissing him fiercely. It startled Alfred at first, but he kissed him back anyway. Arthur pulled back, searching Alfred's face for any sign of want.

"What? Don't tell me you still want more." Alfred smirked. Arthur scowled at him.

"Don't get all smug now. I'll be having my way this time." The shorter man looked into the other's eyes with want. Alfred silently gulped, knowing that he's in for some fierce topping from his lover. Well, that was nice, too.

Arthur pulled him onto the couch, already impatient. He can't stand having to go all the way up to the second floor when a decent place is already nearby.

Alfred sat on one side, legs and feet across the entire couch, whilst Arthur climbed onto his lap. He didn't bother unbuttoning the other's shirt, instead, he just skimmed his hands over Alfred's body, feeling his skin underneath the clothes. He slipped his hand inside, fingers meeting his smooth sides. Alfred jerked a bit, humming. The touch felt nice to him, and Arthur knew it did. He knew where Alfred was weak when touched. And he knew how to exploit it. Fingers made their way to his back, then back to the sides, tracing circles on the flushed American's skin.

He leaned forward, breath hitting Alfred's ear. The hot breath startled him again, and he bit back a moan. Arthur's tongue flicked over Alfred's earlobe, making him jerk even more at the feel of the warm, wet saliva.

Alfred tried to reciprocate but when Arthur did something, it felt really good for him and his nerves abandoned all movement, making him still under Arthur's touches, kisses and licks. Arthur was quite cheesed off, but he remembered that this round was more about Alfred than him, so he shrugged it off. He liked hearing his moans and seeing his pleasure for a change.

Arthur's hand slid lower. He unbuttoned the other's slacks, before he moved his hand towards Alfred's hip and circled his fingers lightly on the slightly protruded bone, then letting his hand glide smoothly down Alfred's thigh, pushing the pants down a bit. Arthur's other hand slid up Alfred's nape and traced vertical lines along it, making Alfred shudder in pleasure. Their lips met and Arthur poked his tongue out, willing Alfred to part his lips and oblige to letting the tongue in.

Arthur's hand teasingly touched Alfred's erection gently, before cupping it into his palm. He grinned wickedly, slowly kneading the base. Alfred let out a needy moan, getting really impatient now.

"Mmnngh..."

"What do you want?" Arthur asked him, his voice husky and seductive all of a sudden.

"F-fuck..."

"Mmm... If you say so..." He smirked. He pushed Alfred's underwear and pants down, as low as he could without having to exert much effort, and began stroking him. Alfred was already fully erect, and his hand were gripping the side of the couch, lust driving him mad. Arthur licked the side of his partner's neck, making him shudder and groan.

Arthur kept on stroking him, pre-cum already dripping down from the head. He used his thumb to use the sticky wetness to arouse Alfred even further.

"Arthurrr..." Alfred hissed. Arthur hummed back smugly in reply.

The Briton stopped to reach for the lube he kept in his pocket, only to find that it was gone, and he must have left it in his car. He cursed to himself. "Alfred... We don't have any lube..."

"Wh-what?!" Alfred cried in disbelief. He can't be left hanging. So Arthur apologised and did the next best thing and went down on him without even asking, making Alfred throw his head back in surprise. He took in almost half of it, tongue swirling everywhere it could reach, saliva coating the penis. Alfred moaned again, hips involuntarily bucking upwards. He tried to stop himself, lest he made Arthur choke on his cock. The pleasure drove him wild, though, and he was unable to stop himself from moving a lot, twitching with every shock.

"Arthur, Arthur, Arthur..." Alfred chanted his name over and over again, knowing that this pleased the Englishman.

Arthur knew where to lick, where to tease, and where it made the American go crazy the most. He knew it all, and he knew how to make him turn into a pile of goo thanks to his skills. Alfred's breathing was hitched, and he was trying to keep himself from moaning too much. His mouth was dry from all that panting, and his heartbeat raced. He rarely got a taste of Arthur topping, and when he did, he knew he was in for a ride.

It was all good, and things were going well, until someone just had to disrupt their erotic love-making.

The doorbell sounded, and Arthur stopped and scowled, as best as he could while having a dick up his mouth. Alfred forced his eyes open, looking disappointed and frankly annoyed at the interruption. Great, way to ruin the mood!

Arthur slowly pulled back, leaving a few licks here and there for good measure. He apologised to Alfred for leaving him, and told him to button his pants as he went to get the door. He wiped his mouth with the cuff of his shirt.

"Package for Mr. Kirkland?"

"Yes. That's me. Where do I sign?" He said, looking most unamused. The delivery guy ignored the fact that Arthur just answered the door with questionable appearance: sweaty face, stained cuffs, wrinkled shirt, and flushed cheeks.

"Here." The delivery guy pointed and Arthur signed. He was handed his package, before the delivery guy left.

Arthur sighed. What was this? He opened the box, and realisation dawned upon his face. Oh.

Lube, and sex toys he bought from the Internet a week ago?

He turned to Alfred with a devilish smirk. Alfred raised a brow, wondering what the expression was about. Looks like he's going to have fun tonight. Maybe the mood wasn't ruined after all.


A/N: Welp. I decided to cut it short because I couldn't take it anymore. I suck at writing smut. It's official. I'm so sorry. ;A; I hope this was a... decent ending... I know it's not satisfactory, but I can't leave it hanging (lol no pun intended) anymore, especially when all that's left is a chapter to complete it... Thanks to those who liked the story! ;w;