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Seven deadly Sins
I am back!!! With chapter 4!! Ok, Yeah I'm updating a lot these days. This chapter is titled "Seven Deadly Sins" because well, it's about the sins and I like the song. THIS.CHAPTER.IS.CRACK.IT.HAS.NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.THE.SONG.EXCEPT.THAT.IT'S.ABOUT.THE.SINS.
NOTICE: Ok, you all know that this story was previously titled "Where's My Money?" right? Then I changed it. However, when I made the adjustments to the story info. On my account, it would not let me change the character category to "All". So you will have to search characters Roy M. and Jean H. Which were the characters when this was still a one-chapter fic. Just wan to make sure people can find it.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or the sins or an AquaMan action figure. Only envy would want one of those.
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Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
So the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
Johnny strummed his Tommy gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of rebels
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with their demons
In the seach for liberty
It was a (somewhat) quiet morning in Dante's mansion. Only Dante wasn't happy right now. Wrath had tied her to a tree outside and stuffed 16 steaks into her (hideous) dress. Then he sicked 22 half-hyena half lion chimeras on her. But enough about her. This story (and author) doesn't care about her.
"ALRIGHT! Who's the wise guy that took my AquaMan?" Shouted a very cranky, palm tree looking…thing. "Wrath! Did you do something to him??" questioned the palm tree.
"What would I want with your doll, Envy?" asked Wrath.
"Not a doll!" Action figure!" screeched envy.
"riiiight.."
"Listen here, frizzhead, if I find out you DID do something to AquaMan, I'll…make your hair even MORE frizzier!"
"You're one to talk."
Suffers who suffer all
Can swim upon the desert
Where avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony
For pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
Greed was walking down one of the never-ending hallways when he smelled something wonderful coming from the kitchen. Of course, greedy as he was, he went to see what he could take. Upon entering the kitchen, he saw Gluttony cooking something in the microwave. He took a closer look and it seemed to look like AquaMan from that show thing. He couldn't care less. So, he continued to follow the smell and found that someone was baking cookies.
"Well, They can always make more. And I want these. So I'll get these." He said. But the person who made the cookies was predicting this would happen. So they had filled the cookies with superglue.
Envy and its evill twin
It crepy in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But sloth it gave no answer
Anger kills the human soul
With butter tales of lust
While pavlov's Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
"Mommy! Mommy! Envy is being mean to me!! Mommy! Mommy?" Wrath had gone rushing into Sloth's room to get protection from thee palm tree known as Envy. But Sloth gave no answer. Why? You may ask. Because she was asleep. Yes. SLOTH is ASLEEP. Bet'cha didn't see that one coming.
"MOMMY!"
"Huh? What is it Wrath?" Answered Sloth, still half asleep.
"It's Envy! He's picking on me!!"
"Oh, go ask Lust for help. Mommy's tired right now." So as Wrath ran down to Lust's room, Adam Sandler jumped out from behind a closet. "hi! Would you like a magic remote, little boy?" He asked.
"You're in the wrong show dude." Replied wrath. But then he got a better idea and killed Adam to give to Gluttony for dinner.
Once he reached Lust's room, he laughed at the sight. Lust was on top of greed (Not doing THAT you perverts!) trying to wrench his mouth open.
"What are you guys doing?" he asked not sure if he really wanted to know.
"Well, apparently greed stole some cookies and they were filled with superglue.
"Oh."
"Why are you in here Wrath?" asked Lust.
"Envy's picking on me."
"Let Sloth deal with it. I'm kinda busy."
"Allright."
But It's the only life we'll know
Blagards to the bome
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the shore
Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
In and out came crawlin' out
And spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of rebels"
That sang for you and me
Grapplin; with their demons
In the seach for liberty
"NOOOOOOOOOO! AQUA MAN! WHYYYY?" Envy was currently mourning over a severely melted AquaMan. "YOU!" He pointed a bony finger at Gluttony. "You did this! He was my one and only love! He was the only one that understood me! Sniff ! How could you!"
All this time, Gluttony and Pride were just standing there like morons.
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
Pretty soon, all of the sins were gathered around a few graves. One was for AquaMan because Envy had threatened everyone to attend his 'Funeral' and another was marked "Adam Sandler". None of the sins, except for Wrath had seen him. They just used his freaky remote thing to send Rose forward in time to when she was an old lady on her deathbed.
Greed, however, still had his mouth glued shut and they were all wondering if he would ever be returned to normal. Except for Dante who was tied to a tree and being ripped apart by chimeras and Adam Sandler who was dead.
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
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Well, yeah. This on sucked didn't it. Oh well, I liked it perfectly fine. Thank you to everyone that reviewed:
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I would really appreciate more reviews. The more reviews I get the faster I update. This story has 274 hits. And 9 reviews. I'm sorry if I sound rude, but I would like you to take 30 seconds to review. Come on people!
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