QUACK EXPERIMENTAL FANFICTION PRESENTS:

BUCKET O' PARODIES

Ed's Happy Song

Ah yes, Hello readers who are enjoying this story (though I suspect there aren't very many due to the lack of reviews…) Anyways, I want to say something. I received a PM from a smart-ass who was complaining about the ooc-ness of this collection of parodies. Well, I just want to say that THE WHOLE STORY IS SUPPOSED TO NOT MAKE SENSE. OOC-ness is supposed to be there. If you don't like it, then hit the back button and read another story! Thank you. This is the happy chapter! Wheee! Okay, a few things before I begin:

Sophie is a white haired girl from one of the FMA games. She is up at the top of my Anime-people-that-I-hate list with Rose and Noah. I think you could tell from my previous chapters that I am not a Rose and Noah fan. If you watch any scenes from that game or read about it, you will see why I hate Sophie. ED LOVES WINRY, BITCH!!! But I will express my love of EdXWinry in my other stories because this is a no-pairings fic.

Ok, enough of the pointless drabbling. On with the story!

DISCLAIMER: I have 20 dollars. Do the math. FMA ©Hiromu Arakawa. BOW BEFORE HER GREATNESS YOU MORTALS!

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The sun was shining over the Central Command center and Everyone was in a good mood. Well, almost everyone.

"Damn it. I hate paperwork. That's the only thing I do around here. Always paperwork. I wish I had a slave who could do this for me…" And so Roy went off fantasizing about becoming Fuhrer and bossing people around and stuff.

"HI ROY!"

"Oh, hello FullMetal."

"Guess what?" asked Ed

"What is it Edward, I'm busy here."

"I'm happy!"

"You're happy?"

"Well, yeah! Of course I am! They're serving ramen in the cafeteria!" Ed responded practically bouncing off the walls.

"Ok then."

"hey Roy, can I borrow your pocket watch?"

"Why?"

"I just want to see it! Please?" Ed looked up at him with big watery eyes.

"Ok fine, just leave me alone"

"Ok, Thanks!"

10 minutes later….

"Edward?"

"Yeeeeeess?" replied Ed in a singsong voice.

"Where's my pocket watch?"

"I ate it."

"You ate it?"

"Yep."

Mustang was about to explode. Ed was annoying the hell out of him ant this paperwork had to be in by noon.

"Edward, go annoy someone else, I have to finish this."

"But there's no one else around. So to help you out with your depression I'll sing you a song!"

"Uh, that's not necessary, Ed!"

"Oh come on! It'll cheer you uuuuuup!"

"Edward if you sing, I swear I will burn you to a crisp!"

"Oh no you wont!" said Ed holding up Ed's fire gloves.

"HOW DID YOU HET THOSE?!"

"I have my ways. Now for the song!"

"Please don't."

"ohhhhhh, I am really special 'cuz there's only on of me! Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy other people are jealous of me! When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song; it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long!" Ed sang dancing around the room.

Mustang was getting really annoyed. First, he somehow ate his pocketwatch and now he was singing and dancing around the room. This was going to be a long day…

"I'm so happy I can barely breathe! Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens' baby teeth! Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy it's hardcore, happy as a coupon for a $20.00 whore!"

Edward, please, you're giving me a migraine!" Roy said, rubbing his temples.

But just then, Sophie walked in and cried, "Edward, there you are! I've been looking everywhere for yo…" She was stopped mid-sentence because she was shot by a cat from a random girl who had somehow gotten a hold of Winry's cat launcher. Sophie ran away and the girl chased her and following her was her legion of zombie ninjas carrying a chainsaw.

Meanwhile, back with Ed and Mustang…

"I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me! Happy: good; Anger: bad that's my philosophy!"

"Ed, please! I'm NOT happy and I'm trying to work! Go annoy someone else!"

But Ed wasn't listening. He was currently lying on his side on the ground spinning himself around with his feet.

"I am really special 'cuz there's only one of me! Look at my smile I'm so happy other people are jealous of me! These are my love handles and this is my spout but If you tip me over, I'll knock you out!"

Mustang was now at the point of tears. His head had hit the desk and he was sobbing continuously into his paperwork. 'make him go away!' he thought.

Ed was n now doing the can-can on the sofa. And singing the first verse over and over again until Mustang interrupted by singing:

"I am special I am happy I am going to heave! Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave!"

Ed looked taken aback. "but don't you want to be happy?"

"NO! I want to finish this work! Then I'll be happy! NOW LEAVE!"

"Fine Mr. Poopy pants."

Ed sang the last lyrics of the song to Mustang: "I am happy I am good, I'm…I'm outta here!" and with that he left the office.

While he was walking down the hall, he saw Sophie dead on the ground and while he passed her, said : "screw you!"

Back to Roy…

'Damn! He still has my pocket watch! Well, now that I think about it, when it comes back out, I don't think I'll want it back…'

'Well at least I have peace and quiet!' (y'all know what happens when someone says something like that!)

Just then, Hughes cam in.

"HEY ROY! Guess what? Oh, I am really special 'cuz there's only one of me!"

And that day was marked in history as the day the entire central command center blew up and burst into flames.

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Well, there you go. If you want to hear this song, go to youtube and search "Ed is happy"

IMPORTANT:

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'd like to give a shout-out to the only person who took a shot at the riddle that I posted on my profile. Every week, I will post a new riddle on my profile and the people who guess it right will get a shout-out on my next chapter of this story.

Congrats to Snowing Petals who got the answer right.

And a thank you to fornwalt who took a guess but didn't get it right.

The answer was: Electric trains don't have smoke.

Please review. Don't you like it when people review your stories? Anyways, from now on I will update this story on Saturday of every week along with the answer to the riddle for that week.

END OF IMPORTANT NOTICE

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