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The A-Team Featuring P.McTully

Alrighty here! I'm going to try to shorten my authors notes a bit since they've been really long. As promised, the winners, people who tried, and answer to the riddle of the week are featured below. But please still read the chapter. The new riddle will be posted tonight (Saturday), or tomorrow (Sunday). Please read the rules for entering and the riddle in my profile. Now onto the story!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own FMA because that is ©Hiromu Arakawa. Family Guy is ©whoever makes Family guy. And the Legion of zombie ninjas is ©P. McTully. But the rest is mine. Which is not much…

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In 2007, a group of total retards won a costume contest at an '80s TV convention. These men promptly returned home and drank some orange juice that was secretly filled with crack. Today they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you have nothing better to do than read this caffeine-high author's stories, maybe you can hire THE A-TEAM!

Starring: Roy Mustang as "John 'Hannibal' Smith"

Wrath as "Face"

Edward Elric as "Howlin' Mad Murdoch

And Alex Lois Armstrong (He hasn't been in anything yet so I decided, Oh what the hell!) As B.A. Baracus!

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"There she is boys! All done! The A-team is all ready to rid the world of injustice and evil!" Roy-I mean John Hannibal-said after painting an odd orange stripe on a black car. They were all in their corresponding A-team outfits and ready to go!

"hey, Where's Face (Wrath)?" asked Murdoch (Ed).

"I don't know! But we can't save the world without him! So I shall do all I can with my beautiful artistic muscles and strength to find him!" (Do I even have to say who said this…)

Meanwhile, Wrath/Face was shooting at Envy with a truth ray. "I THINK PURPLE MONKEY IN TUTUS ARE HOT!" Screamed Envy.

"HAHAHAHA! Take that, bastard! You are under my control now!" Wait, wasn't there someplace I had to be today?

So with that thought, he left to find the other members of the A-team leaving envy crying in a ditch because his innermost secret had been let out to the world. But this story isn't about him, now is it?

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So they all piled into the car and got ready to go rescue…people…yeah…people…

"Yeah!"-Roy/Hannibal

"grrrr!"-Armstrong/Baracus

"All right"-Wrath/Face

"Yeah!...Let's do it!"-Edward/Murdoch

Somewhere in town…

"Oh fluffy! Fluffy, come down!" whined a little girl whose cat was stuck in a tree. "What're we gonna do?"

Just then the A-Team Van drove up the sidewalk! WOOOO!

"Don't you worry, sad little girl! The A-Team will get your beloved kitty down from the evil demon tree! (okay so the evil tree part I made up. I also made up the envy truth thing.)

"Ready boys?!" said Roy/Hannibal

They all took out machine guns and proceeded to shoot the tree until it fell onto the house missing Envy by centimeters.

"Ahahahhaha! You missed m-I SLEEP IN PINK PRINCESS FOOTSY PAJAMAS!" he said yelling the last part of the sentence. Je looked to see Wrath/Face standing there with the evil truth ray. "DAMN!" He cursed before running off to god knows where.

Well, back to the guys in the yard…

"No need to thank us. It's what we do." Said Ed/Murdoch

"Who the hell are you guys?!" Said the sad little girl's father.

They were all walking back to the van when Roy/Hannibal said "We're the A-Team!"

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They all struck dumb poses and punched their fists into the air and did a weird little dance.

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"Get off my property!" yelled the dad who was pretty annoyed by now since his house was smashed to smithereens by 4 morons with machine guns.

"yeah, that's probably a good idea." Said Armstrong/Baracus (Hannibal was supposed to say that but Baracus hasn't had any lines yet.)

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At Central Park, some construction guys were minding their own business in clearing the trees to build something there. Let's go with they were building an…Anime museum…yeah that'll work.

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The van speeded to a halt in the middle of the park and the A-Team came out with their machine guns.

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But just then, Beetle Girl Armony from the game came running to the park. "Ed! Ed I wanted to tell you someth…" She was cut off by a shuriken whizzing past her head.

"Great shot, Fred! You cut her ear off! Let's get her! Yaaaa!" Said the same girl from chapter 7 with her legion of zombie ninjas.

"Wait up, Peggy!" Shouted another girl who was running after Armony too, only she held a freshly sharpened chainsaw.

I'm having a serious DejaVu moment here… Thought both Ed and Roy at the same time. (Fred is Peggy's right hand zombie ninja.)

"What are you guys doing?! This is a construction site!" said one of the workers.

"No it's not! It's Central park and we're here to stop you from destroying it!" Said Roy/Hannibal.

They readied their guns.

"Whoah, whoah, what are you gonna do? Kill us?" said the worker.

"huh, what? Oh no we wouldn't do that we'd probably just you know shoot the ground all aaround you to make you scared and you'll jump into you truck, run off, hit something aand do a wicked flip through the air." Said Ed/Murdoch.

"Well, that'll surely kill us."

"no, No you Guys will just roll out of the vehicle and dust yourselves off. Then lumber back to your hideout, defeated."

'Listen buddy, I had my cousin get in a fender bender a 5 mph, messed his neck up, he's got partial numbness, he's just not the same guy anymore."

"Was he wearing his seat belt?" Asked Armstrong/Baracus.

"Thank god." Said the worker.

"Well, I know this guy who took his car in for an oil change, and then later he got in a wreck and the airbag didn't deploy. Turns out they stole it. Sold it for spare parts." Said Roy/Hannibal.

"No way!" said the worker.

"It happens. Chop shops. Makes it harder to find stolen parts." Said Ed/Murdoch

"Sheesh. That is awful. Well you guys got a lot of work to do we should probably get outta your hair. Take it easy." Said Roy/Hannibal.

Everyone said some form of goodbye.

"Don't forget to put your tool away!" said Wrath/Face.

Later…

The phone rang in Mustang's office. It was a cry for help! So he called up the A-Team and they all got into their costumes. Then Roy/Hannibal said, "This looks like a job for…The A-Team!"

He then shot a hole in the roof and Noah who was in the floor above fell through the hole. Wrath/Face 'accidentally' shot her with his machine gun.

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Ok. There was the chapter. As promised here are the results of the riddle of the week:

Thanks to Kyorma and P. McTully who were the only ones who took a guess.

Congratulations to P. McTully who actually got it right! She can now request a person that she would like to make an appearance in the next chapter of the story! She can also request what will go on in the next chapter. Whee!

Here's the answer:

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

This was the original question:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

The new riddle will be posted in my profile shortly.