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Ding! Fries Are Done!

Ok, I know it's not Saturday so I'm not gonna post the riddle of the week thing. I just wanted to post this chapter for fun. This chapter is dedicated to all the wonderful people who added this story to their alert or favs list or those who submitted a review. I love you all. Hands everyone a giant cookie. Please go to my profile to view the riddle of the week. PM mw with your guess and I'll post the answer on Saturday's update of the story. REVIEW OR YOU DON'T GET A COOKIE.

Disclaimer: FMA ©Hiromu Arakawa; Family Guy ©The people who own Family Guy (that is not me)

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It was snowing in Central and most people were inside enjoying warm drinks and sitting by the fire. But not Ling, Roy, Ed, and other people who were not warm and cozy. They had to work. Well, Ling was just there to annoy Ed. And everyone else.

"How are we going to get rid of him?" Asked Ed who was hiding in the closet with Roy and all of his other subordinates. Except for Riza because she wasn't going to hide in a closet with a bunch of retards.

The reason they were hiding was because Ling and Hughes were out there.

"I don't know, Ed I'm trying to think but it's hard because Falman's foot is digging into my ribs!" Replied Roy.

"Ohhhhhhh, guys? Where are you? I want to show you a picture of my darling Elicia in her cowgirl outfit! She looks like a precious Angel!" Came a creepy, happy voice.

"Oh no! He's found us! Quick! Nobody breathe or move!" So with that, they all held their breath until Hughes would pass. But luck was never on their side.

Hughes opened the door to the closet and all of the men came tumbling out. "There you guys are! Ed, someone wants to see you!"

And then Ling popped out from behind Hughes.

"Hiya bestest friend!" (Sorry, Peggy. I really wanted him to call him that!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Ed. He then proceeded to dash down the hallway but was stopped by Al.

"oh. Hi Brother."

"Not now, Al I'm running away!"

"but brother, I can help you with your problem!"

"You can make Ling go away?"

"Yep. With this." He held up a…thing….called "The Automatic Send Someone To Another World Machine."

"Al…where in the world did you get that?"

"eBay"

"Awesome! Thanks, Al!" Ed ran back up the hallway in time to see Hughes shoving pictures in everyone's faces and Ling Running around yelling "WHERE DID YOU GO, BESTEST FRIEND?! Oh there you are!"

But Ed had pointed the THASSTAWM at him and there was a flash of red light.

The next thing Ling knew he was working at Burger King.

Hmm, I feel like singing! He thought. So he started singing.

"Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run! I work at Burger King making Flameboy whoppers, wearing paper hats, would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run! Don't touch the fries in hot fat; it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Wait for the bell, can't hear the bell, where is the bell? Wait for the bell, Ding fries areeee dooooooooone!"

Ling enjoyed the rest of his life working at burger king. (ps. The song above should be sung to the Christmas carol called "The Carol of The Bells.")

As for Hughes, well, let's just say he made good friends with piranhas. And everyone lived happily ever after.

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Hope you liked this chapter. Huzzah.