QUACK EXPERIMENTAL FANFICTION PRESENTS:

BUCKET O' PARODIES

Basketball and Ed Takes Steroids

This is a parody based on what happened in P.E. one day. I have a huge fear of basketballs. I'm fine with soccer balls, volleyballs, footballs, and any other kind of ball. But not basketballs. I'm dead afraid of basketballs. This is me around basketballs: ball comes at Marilyn. Marilyn screams and ducks. Jerkhead teammates yell at Marilyn. Marilyn calls them loser bastards. Evil P.E. coach yells at Marilyn and makes her run laps. P.E. is not fun. Grr.

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Here is the key:

Feury: Me

Havoc: Sarah

Falman: Shelby

And the other people who no one cares about are just there.

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"Noooooo! I don't wanna!" Shouted a very distressed Kain Feury.

"Yes, Feury you have to! Mustang gave us the day off! Let's spend it shooting some hoops!" Said Falman. (Everything is pretty much word for word except for what Falman said cuz we weren't given the day off. We were in stinkin' gym class. XP)

"You guys can go! I'll keep score!" Shouted Feury who was grabbing onto one of the gym lockers, but was being pulled off of it by Havoc.

"Feury, come on! We don't Have all day!"

"Yes we do! Why can't I do something else? Huh? Huh? I want my mommmmyyyyyyy!" shouted Feury now being dragged into the gym.

Once they were all in their teams, Falman was still trying to man-handle Feury, who was now in the fetal position sucking his thumb and writing out his will in his head. (I must say, today was a very embarrassing class…)

"come on, Feury! It'll be fun!" said Falman.

"FUN?! Basketball and fun should not be used in the same sentence unless the words in-between are 'is not'!" wailed Feury who was now on the court and had no choice but to play the hellish game where people seem like they're TRYING to wham you in the head with an oversized orange ball of evil. (I'm not trying to offend anyone who plays and enjoys basketball.)

"Ok, let's start!" shouted one of the people on the team.

"Why me?" Feury whined.

So, on the game went.

"Hey, Feury, when I get up there, I'll pass you the ball, okay? Try to catch it. I won't heave it at you. I'll just toss it." Said Havoc who had scored most of the points for their team. (Sarah is a pro at basketball)

"Um, o-okay…" Said Feury slightly unsure of whether he wanted the ball or not. So he stood there thinking about it and he didn't hear Havoc shout, "Feury, catch!"

Feury looked to the side and havoc was getting ready to throw the ball. When her threw it, Feury just screamed like a 4 year old and ducked covering his head.

Meanwhile as the other people yelled at poor Feury, Breda was watching the game through the window.

"Man, this is funnier than the time Mustang gave Edward steroids."

Flashback:

"You wanted to see me, Mustang?" asked Edward Elric, walking into Roy's office.

"Yes, Edward. I've figured out a way to finally get you taller!"

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

"It means exactly what I said. I know how to make you taller."

Ed pondered this for a second. He did want to get taller, but he didn't really trust Roy in these situations.

"Okay, fine. I'll bite, But if one thing goes wrong…"

"Calm down Ed. It's flawless."

"Okay, so what is it?"

"Steroids."

"Steroids?"

"Yep."

"All right. Lemme have it! Yes! I'm going to be tall!"

A few steroid dosages later…

"ROY! YOU BASTARD!" shouted a very unhappy Edward.

"Um, oops. Sorry, bout that Ed!"

Ed had now grown to be taller, yes, but had grown muscled about 5 times as big as Major Armstrong's. So, after the major bounded in saying "hello, my long lost brother!" not knowing that it was Ed, Roy put him on a podium outside so that all the little children would learn the dangers of steroids. Ed still stands there today, collecting dust and bird poop.

End flashback.

So the rest of the day passed. Feury came out alive with his dignity gone down the drain and several bruises on his head. Yes, I'd say the day went by pretty well.

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DADADA. Yeah, DADADA is a line from a funny video I saw on youtube. To view it please go to youtube(dot)com and type in "2 Chinese Boys DADADA. It's really funny.

And I will stop nagging you guys to review when you start reviewing.

HUZZAH! Look for the answer to the Riddle of the week in the chapter that I post on Saturday. I plan on having this story go to at least 50 chapters so if you have any ideas where I can get some source material let me know.