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I'm a Tumor

Yeeeeah, 'tis another Family guy. Sorry for the shortness. People have said they read this fic. If you can read it, then review it. I bought a weasel ball today but none of you care. I also have a rubber chicken. YAAAAAY RUBBER CHICKENS!

DISCLAIMER: I can only dream…

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A question arose in the office of Roy Mustang. A question that he did not hear because he was napping when he should have been doing his paperwork. But the question was not directed at him. The question was directed at Riza.

"Lieutenant, how can you put up with the Colonel like this all the time?" Asked Alphonse.

"Well, Alphonse, when you've been working around someone for so long, you just get used to it." Replied the calm Lieutenant.

"There aren't any side effects?"

"None that I know of. I mean, come on. What could go wrong?"

But little did they know, inside Riza's brain there was a little lump with Mustang's face that sang: "I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. Oh oh oh, I'm a tumor!"

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Once again, sorry for the short chapter. I didn't get any guesses for this week's riddle, so I will not post the answer. I will post the new riddle today, but if there aren't at least 2 guesses by next Saturday, I will discontinue riddle of the week. To take a guess, just go to my profile and PM me with your guess. Easy.

Now I would like to take the time to give a shout-out to everyone who has reviewed this story.

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If I misspelled your name or left you out, please tell me and I will change this chapter. I will also give all of you NICE people who review another shout out next chapter.

AnimeAddict333 over and out.