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DA DA DA!
Here I Am!!! Yes you are overjoyed to see me again! I will not be doing disclaimers anymore because it is clear that I own nothing except a rubber chicken and chainsaw. Yes, you all are probably not wondering about what happened to cat came back part 2. Well, I have decided that I will only do a part 2 if you guys want me to. If you want me to continue with a part 2, then say so in a review. If I get 5 reviews saying that you want it to be continued, then I will add the part 2. Or if not, just review anyway. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU TO REVEW! If I don't get 5 reviews for this chapter, then I will close off the whole story and work on the others that I have been blowing off to write this one.
About the chapter: Reg. print is Ed singing and italics is Al. I'm doing this because I don't want to do the whole "he said this, she said that." Thing.
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It was a bright and sunny day for Wrath who was doing whatever he does when Dante isn't forcing him to do something for her. But this story isn't about that. No, it's not. Deal with it. This story is about Ed and Al annoying Roy with German singing. Yes, it is. Deal with it.
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"Ah, finally! I'm done! I would never be outsmarted by paperwork or my name isn't Roy Mustang!" Exclaimed said person striking a superman pose on his desk.
"Sir, the Elrics are here." Said Riza, coming into the office. Roy's facer immediately fell and he plopped into his swivel chair. (YAAAY! Swivel chair!)
"Fine, let them in."
Ed and Al Elric stepped through the doorway and in Ed's case, Grinning like a chimpanzee on crack and doing the backstroke at the same time. (real descriptive aren't I? - -; )
"Ok, boys, what do you need?" Asked Roy, completely monotone.
"Well, Brother and I have a song for you." Replied Al.
"Oh No! Not again! The last time Ed sang a song, he ate my watch and completely ruined my sofa! And when am I getting my watch back, Ed?" Asked Roy.
"Ummm, you might not want it back, Mustang. After where it's been y'know…" Came the wittle itty bitty shrimp's reply. (Did I just type "Wittle"??)
Meanwhile, while Ed was attacking the authoress…
"So, Alphonse, what is it you wanted to sing for us?" Asked Riza, still monotone.
"Well, it's a song in German and we thought Roy might like to hear it! But you might want to leave, Lieutenant. It might get ugly."
"Will do."
After Hawkeye left and Ed had resumed from attacking the poor authoress…
"Ok, let me here it. Just get it over with." Said Roy, dreading what was about to happen.
"Ok, Al, let's do this!"-E
"Right!"-A
"save me…"-R (ahaha! Put all of their first initials together and it spells ear!)
Cue bad accordion and tuba music…
"Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!" Began Ed as they stood up and then went back down repeatedly while opening and closing their mouths like fish.
"ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!
Uh huh, uh huh, hu huh!" "Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!" "Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!" At this, they started moving from side to side like old drunk people. "Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!"
"ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!" Now, they were circling around each other. "Uh, huh!"
"Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht! Uh huh! Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht! Uh huh! Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht! Uh huh!" Al was now doing some sort of form of "The Worm" only he was standing up.
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"DA DA DA!!!"
Shouted Ed as he bounced up and down with sunglasses and a headband on. Al was doing a swimming move in the background.
"DA DA DA!!!"
"DA DA DA!!!"
"DA DA DA!!!"
Al was now shuffling sideways across the room.
"Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!"
"DA DA DA!!!"
"DA DA DA!!! Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!"
"DA DA DA!!!" Yelled Al as he now shuffled across the floor but had his back to Roy but his head was upside-down. (kinda hard to explain. You gotta watch the vid.)
"I don't love you, you don't love me!" said Ed he still had the sunglasses and headband on.
"DA DA DA!!! Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!" As Ed kept singing, Al was doing…well I don't even know the right words…
"DA DA DA!!!"
"DA DA DA!!! Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht!" Now Ed was wearing an orange-red hat and Al was finised doing…that.
"DA DA DA!!! Ich libe sie nicht, du libe micht nicht! DA DA DA! O neut sa meinklicht fiertsig! (I have no effing clue if I spelled that correctly. I just spelled what I heard. But I'm pretty sure the other German words are spelled correctly…)
As they finished the song, Mustang was just sitting in his swivel chair. It's safe to say that his face looked pretty much like this 0o only his eye was twitching and his face would have made the perfect Kodak moment…
But that was also the day Roy completely torched youtube and the Elrics. But he kinda regretted torching Ed because Ed still had his watch in his stomach. And Lieutenant Hawkeye just left the country. She had been watching through a hole in the wall. Yeah.
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