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Men In Tights
Yes, I know I said I would do the cat came back part 2, and I will I promise! But I reaaaaaalllly had the urge to do this. It made me laugh so hard! Info on where to see this video is at the bottom, standard disclaimers apply, and no, I'm not on crack. No matter what the doctors say. Same deal as last chapter, if I don't get 5 reviews in about…oh…5 days, then I'm stopping the story. But I'll be more than happy to get more than 5 reviews! Duh. I'M BEGGING FOR REVIEWS, PLEASE! I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT FOR A REVIEW! ANYTHING! Exceptforyaoiandyuriandanythingelsethatgoesagainstmypreferences. Well, off we goooooo!!!!!!
It USED to show up! TT
It was everyone's worst nightmare. It was scarier than world war II. It was more frightening than the yellow fever epidemic of 1793. No, this ranked at the top for the most scariest thing in the world. It was:
ADAM SANDLER!!
Nah, Just kidding about Adam Sandler. The actual most frightening thing that all those sentences up there referred to was:
THE A-TEAM WAS BACK! But no, they weren't called the A-Team anymore. Oh no. That was in chapter 8. This is chapter 13.
Now they called themselves the Men In Tights!
"WHAT?! 'Men In tights?!' Where does it say that?!" asked Ed/Murdoch
"Right up there." Said Wrath/Face pointing above their heads to where word after word appeared forcing them to do everything the strange and mysterious typist told them to.
"Oh."
So, they abandoned their A-Team alias and became the Men In Tights. Mostly because Roy/Hannibal thought that robbing people was the right thing to do.
"Help me! Help me!" came the distressed cry of a little girl stuck in a…um…a…Vending Machine! Yeah, let's go with that.
"Hark! Is that a cry I hear? Well, I with all my muscles and integrity and little pink sparkles shall help save the poor maiden!" bellowed Armstrong/Baracus. And so the A-Team was off.
But on the way to the vending machine, the team was stopped by Envy. Wrath had lost his truth ray so he just shot Envy with Winry's cat launcher. And Envy went flying into a cardboard box and destroyed everything inside it. He picked up the box and read the label. "Weapons for all the ninja's needs!" He then looked inside the box at the ruined ninja weapons. But he failed to notice the OTHER label on the box that read "To: Fred"
But because what happens next is waaaaaay to violent, the author has decided to let you view this instead:
"Why hello, Mr. Snookums!"
"Good day, Mr. Poogle-woogle!"
"I loooove you, Mr. Snookums!"
"I love you too, Mr. Poogle-woogle!"
Ok, while the author is retching, let's get back to the Men In Tights.
"Help Me! Help Me!" came the little girl's voice from inside the vending machine.
"Don't worry little girl! We've come to rescue you!" Cried Ed. Roy, and Armstrong in unison. Wrath only wondered why he was chosen to work with these idiots.
"Wh-who are you?" came her chocked words.
"Who are we?" Said Roy/Hannibal.
Cues odd patriot music from nowhere
"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men. We're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men. We're men in tights, always on guard defending the people's rights."
A/N: This next part is sung to the tune of "can can, can you do the can can?" or whatever it's called.
"Laaaaaa! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaa laa laa laa laa! Laaaaa! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!"
A/N: this next part is sung regular…well as regaular as it gets --;
"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights!
We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights!
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch."
And when they ended their song they were in very odd poses except for wrath who was just standing there. He had sung too, but he refused to strike a pose at the end.
"That is who we are little girl!...Huh? little girl?" Said Ed/Murdoch as he looked around.
Turns out, while they were singing their song, the little girl had a cell phone and called the fire department to get her out.
Why won't it show up? WHY????
Yeah, as I said before I'm not on crack. No matter what the doctors say. Ha. To view this video go to www(dot)youtube(dot)com and search for "FMA men in tights".
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