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Another Mr. Hughes Chapter

Yes, I have ADD.

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It was another fine day in June…What it's March? Oh, ok. Lemme start over.

It was another fine day in March, 1937 when…It's not 1937? Oi. Then what year is it? 2007? Fine. Be like that.

It was another fine day in March of 2007 when…what does it have to do with the story? It doesn't. I have ADD. Didn't you read the author's note? Moron.

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"Ok, so who can tell me who wrote the Declaration of Independence?" asked Mr. Hughes. "I know! How about the new student, Noa."

"NOA!!!" bellowed Noa.

"No, it wasn't you Noa, try again."

"HYAAAAA!!!"

"Noa, did you not do your homework?!"

"Deh…NOAAAAA!"

"Uh, Mr. Hughes, haven't you figured it out? Noa's retarded." Said Havoc.

"Don't call people names, Jean." Said Hughes.

"But she is.."

"Now, Noa, you need to work on your study skills!"

"ahhhhh, duahhhh!"

"ARE YOU MOCKING ME?! BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I HAVE NO PROBLEM SENDING YOUR BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!"

"Oh, man. You know Mr. Hughes is mad when he's talking in all caps." Said Ed.

"Duh, libelaw libelaw, NOA!!!!" Said Noa.

"THAT DOES IT!"

And what Mr. Hughes did next was too violent for some of the younger readers. Wait a minute! This fic is rated T. Young readers shouldn't be reading this. Your mommies will sue Marilyn-sama. If you tattle on me, I'll have Shou Tucker visit you in your sleep. WHAT NOW?!

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Meanwhile, Rose was strolling down the street looking for Ed. What kinds of evil things she wanted to do to him, I don't know. But I'm sure they were bad. But she tripped over a hedgehog. Did you know that hedgehogs are mammals? Sorry, ADD.

Anyways, someone came and helped her up. It was Winry. This is fun.

"Oh, thanks Winry. I'm looking for Ed. Can you tell me where he is?"

"Sure." Said Winry. "Just follow those little chainsaw bits. They will lead you right to him."

"Thanks, Win! You're were a huge help!" Rose said as she took off down the street following the chainsaw pieces. But because she was a stupid bitch with an IQ of -40, she didn't find that odd.

But when she got there, she was standing in front of an old shack. She found this odd, but because she had an IQ of -50, she went inside anyways. But what she saw was not Ed. She saw 3 people and a zombie ninja. One of the people was sharpening a chainsaw that had the letters P-L-U-E etched into the blade, the 2nd person was providing the zombie with new weapons after he had mauled Envy for destroying the last ones. From what Rose could tell, this 2nd person's name was "Mistress." The third was a figure holding a pink sword. Apparently, the author noted her as "THE JADE." And there was also a corpse lying on the ground that looked like a palm tree.

All of them turned to look at her.

What happened next is not fir for a T rated fic, so enjoy this segment instead.

"Let's go for a walk, Mr. Snookums!"

"Yes, let's Mr. Poogle-Woogle!"

"I wuv you Mr. Snookums!"

"I wuv you too, Mr. Poogle-Woogle!"

This time the author had a barf bag and didn't have to go all the way to the bathroom.

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Yes, this is Ms. ADD, Please hold.

I would like to give a HUGE shout out to the 49th, 50th, and 51st reviewers.

#49: P.MCTULLY!!! (WOOT! She has been a faithful reviewer since chapter…2? I think)

#50 and 51: KYORMA!!! ( huge round of applause!! Reviewer number 50! Why am I the only one clapping? And also reviewer #51!)

And yeah I'm dreaming, but extra special shout outs will go to reviewers 99, 100, and 101. But I am dreaming, so ya. But I really hoe there will be a reviewer #100!

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