((A/N: ...What? What? Where the heck did these reviews come from?!
Never mind about that...I just realized that I haven't asked you guys how your Christmas, New Years and Dia del Los Reyes days were. I'm so sorry. I never meant to avoid it. I just forgot about it. *going deaf with my cousins and brothers screams on a game* They're playing air hockey in my room and I'm going deaf. As if I wasn't deaf enough ~
REVIEW TIME ~
~ AnimeBestie - Well, Mao has always had a soft spot of kids since they're still innocent and stuff. Yeah, I was sad too that I had to skip it. I felt bad about it because no one would imagine how Mao would react to the twins fighting. Probably scold at them for acting immature and knock some more sense into them when she finds out they were just faking it. Your welcome with the suggestions and there's plenty more where that came from! Yeah, I decided to go with your thought and make a poll. The ending was something that was for comic relief but with a hint of romance that will occur soon.
~ Jazzy-Booey - You're the reason I decided to post Mao's Background XDD And I'm glad you like this story so much.
~ liznightangel - Yeah she is.
~ justaiislinn - Bios tell a lot of a person so I'm going to have to agree with you here. Tamaki's ego is like a sponge, it absorbs something and it grows with it, like that saying, "Children are like sponges". :3 Mao just dodged a bullet (sort of) and will deny anything about it because she can't handle too much attention (unless its Lee Min Ho). Since you're having that feeling, I might bring out a little surprises here, but not those surprises that just disappointed me in Nail Shop Paris. Yeah, just not too big surprises like her being related to the twins and killing the ship that people were or will root for. In the original plan that I made for this story, I wasn't going to involve Nekozawa much except in the Halloween episode, but I guess Mao could share some advice when the Host Club have to help Nekozawa and his little sister Kimiri (I think that's how it's spelled). I still don't know about who Mao will end up with. She might just decide "Listen, I got my chef dream to think about first and a family to find, maybe soon" or "No. This kind of thing shouldn't be this easy. It's not a drama! This is real life". I don't want to speed things, there has to be process, especially with Romance and that's something some people take lightly...sadly.
I talked to much in that last comment. Oh yeah, if you guys are reading this, I have a poll up for this! It's deciding Mao's Boyfriend/Husband or whatever you want to call him. Vote okay?
Enjoy the story ~ ))
Today was such a blur, I mean, it's not every day you forget how your day ended but my day was just starting out. This afternoon after school ended, there were no host club hours and somehow, I ended up in this huge water park….
"Behold, Haruhi and Mao! Bask in the beauty of this tropical paradise!" Tama-Hyungs voice was ringing in my head while he had his hands around the two of us. We were wearing jackets, mine was green and hers was blue. I looked at Tama-Hyung, a little annoyed that he dragged us out here when I should be home, cooking and making deliveries. Actually, I'm still annoyed at him because he won't stop bugging me about how I thought he's more attractive when he's serious.
"Aren't they breathtaking? I wonder what they're called…" He said…
"Where's the exit again?" Haruhi asks. I chuckle.
FLASHBACK 3:38 P.M
"Haruhi, can I borrow your notes from our second period? I forgot to ask you about that because I'm so busy with the café."
"Sure. Your 'Umma' must be worried about your grades that they're this low." I chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of my head when I realized I have to keep at least a B average to keep the scholarship. Aish.
Suddenly, the two of us felt some arms lock around our waists. "Wha-!"
"Targets." Kaoru says, holding me. "Captured." Hikaru says, holding Haruhi.
"What the! What the hell!? What's going on!?" Some limo ends up pulling in front up us. The window rolls down and there was Tama-Hyung, looking like his hot sh*t when he's not, shades and everything. YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH TEEN TOP OR SHINEe! "Good work. Now take them with you."
"Roger boss!" The twins say, dragging us somewhere. "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US!?" Haruhi and I say together in horror.
FLASHBACK ENDS
"Try to make the most of this down time and just relax. We're so worried about keeping our good looks day and night, we deserve a little vacation." Tama-Hyung ranted about taking a break and stuff. I just deadpanned and looked and the whole tropical place with a glare. I was going to try out a new marshmallow sauce that I found on the internet.
"This is clearly ridiculous and really troublesome so can you guys escort me to the exit so I can go home?" I said, a little pissed off because they basically kidnapped me and dragged me over here to some random water park belonging to one of those idiots.
"This place is a brand new theme park the Ootori group runs. "Tropical Aqua garden" is what it's called." Kyo-Hyung says calmly, drinking what I hope is nonalcoholic. Sometimes, I JUST WISH THESE RICH PEOPLE USE MONEY TO SAVE FOOD AND KIDS AROUND THE WORLD! BETTER YET, DONATE TO FIND A CURE FOR CANCER!
"I don't get it. I thought the Ootori group ran hospitals and focused on medical stuff, Kyoya-senpai." Haruhi said.
"Yes but my family likes to diversify and try different things. Besides, this place could be classified as a healing facility." Kyo-Hyung says while Haruhi just hmm's out loud. I just dug my hands into my pockets.
"It's therapeutic. Think of all the people who are overworked who would love to vacation in the tropics. However, they may not be able to get the time off or they may not be able to afford it."
Wait….is he calling me poor again only in a polite way?! Why that arsehole! Just cause he's rich and good looking doesn't mean he'll escape my criticizing wrath!
"The park doesn't officially open until next month but the host club was given a special advanced invitation." Kyo-Hyung said, his whole face sparkling like in one of those Shojo manga's that Mika has lying around in the house.
"Relaxing at a tropical country…actually…there's a good rate of hospitality and tourism….Hm…" I was starting to wonder out loud, not really noticing where I was going or where I was.
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"Haru-chan! Mao-chan!" Honey-Oppa yelled for us two, appearing everywhere from behind or beside the two of us. "Wanna share coconut juice with me?! Or do you want to try a piece of the mango cake!?" I turned to him with some sparkles in my eyes and smiled like a kid on Christmas.
"MANGO CAKE!? COCONUT JUICE?! I'll try everything! Will there be Kiwi!? Pineapple!? Banana?! Watermelon?! Oh how about some oranges and sugar canes!? That's really yummy if it's in a fruit salad!" I said happily.
"Yeah, sure. I'll have some coconut juice with you." Haruhi said, not really sure what to respond to him. Honey-Oppa twirled us around while the two of us smiled at him at how adorable he was. I heard a pencil sound on paper and no doubt that was Kyo-Hyung.
GASP! You know what I just realized! This is like the episode on It started with a kiss! The two go to Hawaii in the Taiwanese version! I remember the episode they finally do it! No, it wasn't graphic, just a lot of kissing and stuff, that's about it! (In all the versions I've seen, the girls house is burnt down, shot down by a meteor or destroyed by an earthquake…..wow…)
"We have a variety of fruits Mao. You're allowed to choose whatever you wish…my dear…" Kyo-Hyung said. I looked at him like he just told me Lee Min Ho wanted to meet me. I silently walked up to him and briefly hugged him. I didn't even notice that he just called me my dear…
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" I said, running back to Haruhi and not even staying with Kyo-Hyung to tease him about his slightly pink face. Ha! Such a nerd!
"Haruhi! Mao! Wanna go check out the water slide?" Kaoru asked us while his twin brother was eating some banana.
"Hang on, what's the deal with those pullovers you're wearing?" Hikaru asked. I deadpanned and then remembered what happened when we first got here to the water park.
FLASHBACK
It was 4:02 and the twins were escorting us to the girls changing rooms. While we were there, these twin maids were waiting for us right there with bright smiles.
"Here. Do what you've got to do." The twins said while Haruhi and I just stared at the maids a little confused and scared like deer on headlights.
"Okay. We'll do what we can." The one on the left said, tilting her head towards her right. The other one did the same thing, saying, "Miss Fujikoa, Miss Kurosaki….Just follow me." And her eyes gave off that glint that everyone had and scared me. I wasn't the only one apparently because Haruhi moved back a bit. It really didn't help us moving back behind Hikaru and Kaoru because they had the same glint in their eyes.
The twin maids grabbed us quickly and pulled us to the changing rooms, undressing us.
"Whoa! What's going on!? I need clothes! Clothes!" I yelled.
"We were asked to help you choose a swimsuit." Said one of the twin maids. She said it so casually. Outside of the changing room, I heard the twins saying something and then another pair of footsteps appeared.
"Just pick which ever one you want."
There was a whole variety of swimsuits and not that many that were just my style. I preferred swimsuits that had some shorts I could wear with them. They also had go along great my figure if I were to choose something pretty. I liked this one swimsuit that a second piece and the top part was a tube top with string to wrap around my neck. It was light green, too like my eyes.
"Are you ready Miss Fujioka, Miss Kurosaki? It's time to pick one!" The maids said in unison. Is it weird to say that I enjoyed their maid outfits?
"No thanks but I don't need a swim suit." Haruhi said as I clearly went over to grab the swimsuit I've been eying on.
"Why don't you let me select one for you?" One of the said as I grabbed the swimsuit I wanted and went to change. "Got mine! I just need you to clap or boo if you hate it! Okay?" I said and they nodded that they agreed with my plan.
I started laughing to myself when I heard Haruhi complain with every single bikini and swimsuit she was thrown at. I almost peed myself when this happened.
"I bet this one would be cute." Said the one with the lower voice. "But…that's nothing more than a couple of strings."
"BWAHAHAHAHA~!"
Okay, after Haruhi was done changing, it was time for my big reveal. I came out and the girls started clapping.
"Oh my gosh, you look so adorable!"
"You really are cute! Your figure goes well with the top!"
And so we went out, trying not to get noticed by anyone, even Tama-Hyung cause we all know how he is. Well, that didn't work out too well as he was right there when we came out and the moment he opened his eyes to see what we wore, he blushed red and handed us some pullovers. Her's was yellow and mine was blue.
"Senpai/Hyung?" Haruhi and I asked.
"J-just hurry up and put it on." He said. "Uh…A proper young lady should not show that much skin until after she's married." Holy crap, he's so old school!
Then again, I am up for marrying as a virgin and stuff.
END OF FLASH BACK!
"So you're not going to swim?" Asked Kaoru, throwing the banana out somewhere. THAT'S LITTERING MISTER! PICK IT UP!
"Hold on, you two do know how to swim right?" Hikaru asked.
"I can swim as much as the next guy!" Haruhi and I said in unison and we freaked out when we did. It's not unusual for us to do that but it also wasn't common.
"We're just going to spend our day goofing off." Haruhi said and then this label said "Lazybones Heroine" was in front of her. "I appreciate you guys thinking I need a break from work but I'll be fine taking breaks when I need them. Thanks to you guys, Mom's probably over roasting the coffee beans and Mika might have set the cake on fire." I said.
"Yeah. All you need to play in the water is a plastic pool." Haruhi said, looking at me if I agreed. I sort of agreed because it is fun to play on a hot day, but that thing has germs from other people and I don't want the germs of the things they were touching before they got it. Who knows what they were touching….
"A Plastic pool? What's that?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked. Haruhi and I turned to them and we began to explain to them what it was.
"To use it, you have to pump it full of air and it's round." Haruhi said while I had another idea of it.
"My idea of a pool is those that are five to six feet deep. Ones that are about twenty feet in diameter? I think there are ones made of wood with metal as well." I said.
"You idiots."
"That's an inflatable boat and a life boat you dummy's." I can actually see it now. The pools now being boats inside their imaginations.
"There's no way something that small and stupid can be pools."
"Guys, they're a small pool and a pool! Haven't you seen little kids playing in one or a family in their back yard for a barbeque?" I scolded them. Tama-Hyung came up to them, whispering that if we thought they were pools then they are pools.
I don't need sympathy you idiot!
Then the carrot tops were asking the idiot why he made us wear the pullovers we were wearing, saying that he was some kind of jealous pervert. That explains so much now.
To Haruhi and I, he lost total sane points from us.
"Haru-chan! Mao-chan!" Oh, did you hear that? I'm starting to hear the voice of an adorable little boy that just makes me smile because of his cuteness!
"Let's play! You two want to swim in the current pool with me?" Honey-Oppa asked us. Haruhi declined while I just volunteered to at least sit by the edge and wet my feet a little.
"Hold on." Haruhi said after she declined to swim. "You know how to swim; do you really need that float?" She asked while Honey-Oppa shook his head so cutely.
"It just looks cuter this way! You know?" He said, his smile beaming like a thousand suns!
"I'VE GONE BLIND BY CUTENESS!" I said, covering my eyes. Everyone sweat dropped and chuckled at my silliness. That kid is so innocent and cute!
"No way! You got it all wrong!" A voice echoed and then I heard the oh so powerful motor yet again. How many times am I going to be hearing that in my school years here at Ouran!?
"Is that Renge?" Asked Haruhi. No, it's the milkman!
"Ohohohohohoh~!"
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE OTAKU!" I screamed, not really wanting to deal with the whole anime thing. She was even trying to cosplay as some character from that Lala Magazine
"What's with the tattoo on your stomach?"
"Oh that? You don't recognize it? I'm cosplaying." She said. I KNEW IT!
"Perfect teen and slender frame! Her blue eyes light up young men's faces! Her singing voice! LA! I'm Qua Kisoragi! (Correct me if I'm wrong. I've only got the English dub version with me right now)
"NO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!" I yelled out suddenly and all heads turned to me. I had a rant speech coming by.
"Kisoragi is much more than that! COSPLAY IS AN ART FORM! ONE CREATED MY THE MIND AND BODY OF A PERSON! ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT COSPLAY WITHOUT GETTING INTO CHARACTER! YOU DON'T JUST ACT LIKE THE CHARACTER! YOU HAVE TO BE ONE WITH THE CHARACTER! BE THE CHARACTER YOU STRIFE TO BE!" It must have been a pretty amazing rant because even Haruhi was clapping.
"Do you cosplay Mao-kun?" Renge asked me. I thought about it and then remembered all those concerts that I've been to along with driving Mika to those anime conventions and I had to dress up for that too.
"I once dressed up as the male lead of that drama Winter Sonata. I cosplayed as Kamjio from Versailles. One year, I was England and Spain from Hetalia, Roy Mustang from Full metal Alchemist, Jean Kirstein from Attack on Titan, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy…..Oh! And the eleventh doctor from Doctor Who." I pondered out loud.
"Doctor Who? Hetalia?"
"Versailles? Fullmetal Alchemist?"
"Final Fantasy? Attack on Titan? Are you sure you're not an Otaku Mao?" Hikaru asked me. I lightly slapped him on his head and pouted.
"NO! I'm just informed! You don't need to worry about me because I'm the Asian Drama addict! Oh! I can't wait for the Taiwanese version of Absolute Boyfriend to come out next Monday! I didn't like the Japanese version…the characters were so…different from what I imagined."
"Listen up gentlemen! You obviously need help understanding Haninozuka's hidden motives! Look!" Renge said, pointing at Honey-Oppa.
"What are you talking about?" Tama-Hyung said. Wait…..HOLY MOLE! NO WAY!
"Think about what he said to you earlier. He's not being as sweet and innocent as you think." OTAKU UP IN MY FACE! SOMEONE GET ME BOYS OVER FLOWERS! QUICK! I MUST FALL MORE IN LOVE WITH LEE MIN HO! NO! I MUST GET THE PRINCE OF ASIA!
"It just looks cuter this way, you know?" "I look cuter this way, you know?"
"I agree."
"GYAAHH!" I yelled, shocked and surprised that Kyo-Hyung appeared behind me unexpectedly. He also did that glasses thing that he always does. "Try putting an 'I' in the beginning of his sentence." He said. I already imagined it and I was shocked. He must have done that because of what happened with Shiro and stuff.
I looked behind me and glared at Kyo-Hyung.
"Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again." I warned and took my seat under the shade after I couldn't deal with Tama-Hyung and the twins water gun fight. Not after what they said…
"Haruhi. Mao. I think it's about time we got married."
"How about we honeymoon in Korea?" I lit up because that's my ultimate destination to go when I have a passport. It would be come true and then I realized it was just a trigger for Tama-Hyung to play along with the twins.
"Are you enjoying yourself Mao?" Guess who's sitting right next to me?
Yeah…the famous Shadow king, Kyoya Ootori. Kyo-Hyung for short.
"More or less." I said, taking a little sip of my kiwi strawberry drink that I was able to make. I like the flavor and smell of the two combined. (If you get close to my hair, you can smell it there too.)
I took a quick peek at him and then noticed that he had that look that wanted to ask me something. I got annoyed that I just narrowed my eyes and looked towards the current pool.
"You got something to say, say it now or forever hold your peace."
"It's just that-!" Oh, I guess he doesn't have nothing to say to me because the two of us looked at Tama-Hyung land face first to this totem pole and then the floor. The floor started shaking, a rumbling noise being heard and then Honey-Oppa yell.
"HONEY-SENPAI!"
"MITSKUNI!"
"HONEY-OPPA!" OH MY GOD WHERE DID HE GO!? I dropped my drink and started running towards the way the current was going. I didn't care if Kyo-Hyung was going to charge me for that, Honey-Oppa, my senior, he's in trouble and I gotta find him! I can't let anything happen to him!
"Gentlemen! We're going after Honey-senpai!" Tama-Hyung exclaimed and then said we should follow the quickest way Honey-Oppa went.
"Wait! I wouldn't go-!" Kyo-Hyung said, everyone else noticing that there were alligators over there. WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE ALLIGATORS ON THE LOOSE!? THIS ISN'T THE ANIMAL PLANET CHANNEL! DO I LOOK LIKE STEVE IRWIN TO YOU!?
"They're everywhere! I'm not the turtle man you know!" I said, pretty exhausted already with all the running.
"Those alligators belong to the parks tropical animals exhibit. I guess it is quite dangerous to let them run wild." Kyo-Hyung said. No. It's perfectly safe. Yeah, this alligator chewing on my arm in perfectly normal mom! The blood loss is part of the attraction. "Well, the cause of present situation seems to be the location for the switch for the current pool. I'm going to have a chat with our designers. Thanks a lot you guys, I got some great data today." He said with a smile.
So….YOU BROUGHT US HERE TO COLLECT DATA! WHY YOU~!?
"LEMME AT HIM! I'M NOT A GUINEA PIG YOU KNOW! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT INTO NEXT YEAR!" I said, being held back by Haruhi and Mori so I don't end up hurting Kyo-Hyung.
"Calm down Mao. All this fighting isn't going to help Honey-senpai." Said Tama-Hyung and I knew that he was right. Honey-Oppa could be somewhere in the jungle looking for us and this jungle is pretty big and who else, there could be other things way dangerous than alligators. I took a deep breath and calmed down.
"You're right….Nothing shall keep me from doing my mission! We must save Honey-Oppa!"
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"Hey Mika, why does your sister seem protective of those close to her or children?"
"She hates seeing people get hurt or separated from the group. Mao's over protective that she'll smuggle in some illegal drug that maybe a cure for a disease just for me to get better. No matter how dangerous, she'll do it for her loved ones."
"Explain to me why she's called the 'Bipolar Tiger' then…"
"Oh..that…it's a long story…"
Jungle…Jungle…even more jungle…there was just so much jungle that I was starting to get sick of it.
Remind me never to go to the amazon or the Yucatan Peninsula…
"You're family made this way too authentic Kyo-Hyung. If I die, you're explaining this to my mom…" I said. He's glasses just glared at me, signaling me to shut up. I can say whatever the hell I want okay?!
All of us stopped because Mori-Oppa was acting as clumsy as Tama-Hyung was. I don't even want to think about the whole world acting as clumsy as that blonde idiot.
Well….I can say that he's pretty worried about Honey-Oppa. They're really close like family.
What? It's not every day that you hear two different families with the –inozuka part in both their names.
"Ah…guys…why is the sky so dark now?" I asked, looking up to the sky and watched these rain clouds come in.
"Uh oh. It's about time for the squall." Kyo-Hyung said, looking at his watch. I looked at him confusedly and felt not one raindrop but ten per second, maybe even more. Because of the storm, the seven of us that remained had to find some dry shelter.
"Some break…tch! I SHOULD BE HOME WATCHING THE HEIRS STARTING LEE MIN HO! OR HOT YOUNG BLOODS LEE JONG SUK! GIVE ME MY XIE KUN DA!" I said, making unnecessary hand gestures that started to worry the guys and Haruhi.
"So…Mori-senpai...are the two of you like childhood friends?" Haruhi asked. While she was asking, I stopped my crocodile tears in the meantime and started to hear what the guys had to say.
"You mean you don't know?" Hikaru questioned. "That they're cousins?" Kaoru finished. I looked at them and realized that it was about to become story time! Yay! Story time, story time!
"What?" Haruhi was surprised. "You're kidding me! They're related?!" What did you miss? The somewhat same surnames or how close they were?
"The Morinozuka's have been serving the Haninozuka family for generations." Kyo-Hyung sort of explained. Inside Haruhi's and Mao's imagination, we saw Honey-Oppa being a lord and Mori-Oppa being the loyal shinobi servant kneeling down towards Honey-Oppa.
"However, two generations ago, the families became relatives by marriage and the master and servant relationship was a thing of the past."
"But even so, Mori-senpai has always made a point to accompany Honey-senpai."
"Must really get his bloody going," Tama-Hyung said. "The blood of a loyal servant flows like a mighty river in Mori-senpai's veins."
"Such a beautiful story!" The carrot tops and I said, weeping into our handkerchiefs that we had with us. It really was a beautiful story. It could make a good drama starting back in Feudal Japan and then towards modern times! I love it!
"I don't know if I'll call it a beautiful story…" Haruhi dead panned. I stopped my weeping and went up her face. "Don't say that! Haven't you watched those historical dramas where you have the lord and the servant! I'm going to send a strongly worded letter towards KBS and MBS today…." I said, my inner fangirl blood getting fired up.
"I still don't get it….still, I do know that Mori-senpai's pretty worried about Honey-senpai, cousin or not."
"Yeah…"
The two of us walked up to Mori-Oppa and smiled at him.
"It's going to be alright Mori-senpai. We're sure Honey-senpai is safe." Haruhi said. I smiled more.
"Yeah, he's a lot strong than he looks like and if he gets hungry, there's a bunch of food in the trees like bananas!" Everyone in the background deadpanned and wondered what the hell Mori-Oppa was going to do. Well, I found out when he placed his palms on top of our heads and smiled.
"You two are right." And then cue the unnecessary pink glittering background!
"GAH! Don't tell me Mori-senpai is out for my spot as Haruhi's and Mao's Daddy!"
"No one wants that spot, but you, boss." The carrot tops said. I just paused and tried to focus on Haruhi and Mori-Oppa, but they disappeared when I turned to at least talk to them.
"OH MY GOD! WHERE ARE MY NOONA AND OPPA!?" I said and everyone averted their attention to me freaking out. "They must have left once the storm passed." Kyo-Hyung said. That did not make me feel better at all because this place is a man-made jungle to look like an actual jungle. If something happened to those three…there's no telling what'll I'll be able to do.
"Oh screw this! I'm going to find them on my own!" I said, following the footsteps that Mori-Oppa was kind enough to leave. (He didn't do it on purpose though.)
"Wait, Mao! It's too dangerous!" Tama-Hyung said, running after me followed by the rest of the guys that were left. I looked back them and gave off a pretty pissed off glare that meant I mean business.
"Dangerous? Honey-Oppa's lost, Noona and Mori-Oppa could be lost as well!" While I was at my rant, Hikaru and Kaoru hugged each other in fear but I learned soon enough that it wasn't because of me. Kaoru pointed it out for me.
"Mao…t-t-there's a jaguar behind you!" He yelled. I scoffed and turned around that he was actually telling the truth. S***.
"Mao! Get behind me and Kyoya! We'll take care of it!" Tama-Hyung said. Did he seriously just brush me off while Kyo-Hyung agreed and pulled out his cell phone!? No!
"NO! You two get behind me! NOW!" I yelled and they just backed off while I started to get in a fighting position. The jaguar was getting in his pouncing position and it did so while I raised my fist and upper cutted him in the lower jaw, yelling,
"SUPERMAN PUNCH!" I heard gasps and a phone drop on the floor. I can't get distracted, one wrong move and I'm finished.
The jaguar did that circling thing while I followed in example, again pouncing back at me while I did a high kick on its stomach. "FALCON KICK!" I yelled and noticed that it was getting tired. I smirked and that seemed to piss it off as it growled and showed its teeth.
Damn…look at those teeth. Nature you're really scary….
"Mao! Look out!" Tama-Hyung yelled out as the came running at me and clawed me on my arm. It cut through my pullover!
"Mao!" The carrot tops and Kyo-Hyung yelled at me and I just shrugged it off. "Okay, I had enough of this!" I ran at it at full speed and then speared it. Making sure that he didn't have enough energy, I threw him over me and yelled, "GERMAN SUFLEX!" I purposely let him go while I smiled and he flew seven trees down.
He didn't come back after that.
"And don't come back!" I said, dusting off the dirt from me and looking at the guys that were just in awe.
"WHAT THE HELL! HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THOSE MOVES!?" Tama-Hyung asked me while I tried to take care of the battle scar that I got.
"I'm not called the "Bipolar Tiger" for nothing. Dad taught me everything he knew! Now come on." I said, sending off a wink and then ran towards the direction Noona and Mori-Oppa went, not really paying attention to the guys that were still standing there in shock and awe or the flesh wound that I got from the stupid jaguar.
"Come on! Hurry up!" I ushered them. I ran faster than those guys did and stopped when I saw Honey-Oppa kicking ass. He really is stronger than he looked…..
The guys hurried up and got here when all the fighting was done.
"Haruhi-Noona! Mori-Oppa! Honey-Oppa! You guys are okay!?" I yelled and Honey-Oppa smiled at me like normal.
"HARUHI!" Tama-Hyung yelled and then went back to his normal host club ways while he hugged Haruhi-Noona. "I was so worried…" And then there were unnecessary sparkles everywhere.
"I'm not sure what happened here…but at least they're still alive."
"It's pretty amazing that this was all Honey-senpai's work. He must have really been holding back."
"What do you mean holding back?" Haruhi questioned, pinching Tama-Hyung's hand.
"You don't know about senpai? The Haninozukas are famous for their martial arts. Not only have they trained the police and the SDF forces but several overseas militaries." The carrot tops explained. I was amazed at it.
"Honey-Senpai in particular has been called the "dreadknot" of the Haninozuka family. By the time he was in middle school, he's become the national champion in both Karate and Judo." Haruhi and I looked at the smiling Honey-Oppa surrounded by flowers. Now I know the meaning "Never judge a book by its cover…"
"Mori-senpai's no slouch either. He won the national championship in Kendo when he was just in middle school." Tama-Hyung said and then I looked at Mori-Oppa..
MAO PROCESSING INFORMATION
MAO PROCESSING INFORMATION
MAO PROCESSING INFORMATION
THEY'RE MY MORI AND HONEY SEONGBAE!
"WE HUMBLY APOLOGIZE!" The police force suddenly said. I joined in once I realized that this was Honey-Oppa we're talking about
"I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE!" I yelled, bowing down like he was the emperor or something. Every guy was shouting out what Dojo they were from.
"And I'm a third generation student at the Shinate Dojo!"
"We're in your debt!" The police force and I said; sweat dropping because we're in the presence of the great Mitsukuni Haninozuka!
"Okay….I get you police force guys apologizing to me but why you Mao-chan?" Honey-seongbae asked, turning to me. I didn't lift my head, even though if I knew Honey before he became my seongbae.
"I was a student at the Shinate Dojo, my dad being the sensei. He highly acknowledged your fighting skills Honey-Seongbae! He'd be so happy to know that I'm actually meeting you!"
Dad! Can you believe that I'm actually meeting the great Haninozuka that you acknowledged!? It's something alright.
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What a day.
It lasted alright….the sun started to set the moment we finally made it back to the place we began at.
"Hey, maybe we should go to the beach next time." The carrot tops said. Tama-Hyung intervened.
"You idiots. Haruhi and Mao aren't interested in things like that." He said. Well, I may not like getting sun burned but I do like a scavenger hunt where I can try to find red algae for Miso soup!
"Actually I might like to go to the beach." Haruhi said. NOO~! I wanted to get a job at the Edelstein café!
"I may not like the idea of a water park but I do like the ocean." She said. I hung my head low and gave out the white flag. "You all are just going to drag me to the beach anyways….I'll go as long as I don't have to fight jaguars….." I dead panned and then everyone's eyes adverted to the claw mark I got today.
"Mao-chan! Doesn't it hurt?!" Honey-Seongbae asked me. I shrugged it off and ruffled his hair, despite the fact that he was on Mori-Seongbae's shoulders.
"Nah. I'm fine. I can check off 'Fight off a Jaguar to protect someone' off my checklist!" I said, giving them thumbs up, not even noticing that I used the shoulder that I got hurt at. I winced a little but I kept on smiling. Dad always said that you should look on the brighter side of things when screwed up events come at you at any direction.
"Hey. Why called the "Bipolar Tiger" anyways? Is it some fancy nickname or something?" Kaoru asked me. I tilted my head at him and at everyone. Maybe I will tell them my story? What do you think dad?
"Ah…well…you see, I…" Just when I was about to begin, Kyo-Hyung chimed in.
"Mao was part of the tae kwon do club and the boxing club during middle school. Because her sister received a lot of love confessions from boys, she had to step up her game. The boys then called her the "Bipolar Tiger" after witnessing her beat up a rival school gang." He finished, closing his book. Tama-Hyung took hold of my face and made me look at his teary eyes.
"MAO! YOU'RE IN A GANG!? HOW COULD YOU!? IS IT BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY IS SO POOR THAT YOU WOULD RESULT TO VIOLENCE!? DADDY WON'T ALLOW IT!" He screamed close to my ear that I just wanted to slap him to Antarctica.
"THAT'S JUST A RUMOR!" I yelled unpleasantly. I coughed awkwardly and blushed a bit.
"I was beating that jerk up because he wanted to see my underwear." I muttered quietly that it sounded like gibberish. Somehow, they were able to hear and Tama-Hyung just went on into a rant. Kyo-Hyung dropped his cell phone again and blushed? No wait, he broke his pen again.
"THAT PERVERT! GOOD JOB MY DEAR DAUGHTER! YOU BRUSHED OFF THAT NASTY PERVERT! WELL DONE!"
"Eh!? You're underwear Mao-chan!? What a meaie!" Honey-Seongbae said. Ah… maybe I shouldn't have told them that.
"Okay before you guys go out on an adventure to beat this guy up, I'll just say that the beach sounds awesome and we should go!"
"Great!"
"TO THE BEACH IT IS THEN!"
"YAY!"
Dear Freckled Jesus, what did I do now?
"Hey guys, I know you have a reputation to keep things all happily and bubbly but do you think you can check, oh I don't know, MY ARM THAT JUST GOT SLASHED BY A JAGUAR!?" I yelled, keeping away from anyone that were going to poke the wound and then let it hurt me. It's like a claw mark from that Alice in Wonderland move.
"We must get the wounded treated in case of infection. My family's hospital is not far from here. I'll simply make a call." Kyo-Hyung said.
"No way. Then I'll be in more debt. Take me to Mika and my mom. They'll know what to do.
Yep...This is my crazy life with this so called Host Club...Rescue me Freckled Jesus...
((A/N: *watching Rush Hour 3* Dang, I just love those movies! According to my brother I'm Carter and he's Lee. XDD I have no arguments because I do get annoyed with peoples names and getting confused with them. Another peeve I have.
I wonder how France from Hetalia would react if he saw the movie?
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Oh, Check out the song Wonder What You're Doing for the Rest of Your Life - Train. I think that would be the theme for the story, don't you think?
If you have suggestions, don't be afraid to tell me :3
Next chapter is the beach and what will happen to our little chef? Find out when I update next time :3
Until then ~ ))