"You know, I always thought you had the Buster Sword to 'compensate,'" I mumbled with Cloud leaning against my chest, my arms behind my head. "Misconception, I guess." Cloud turned, eyebrows knitted together, obviously searching for his reply.

"Does that mean you had the EMR to do the opposite? Your way of being modest? Small weapon means big…" he cocks his head to the lower half of my already naked form. "Guess that's a misconception as well." The shit-eating grin was already on his face and he knew I was going to pounce. I jumped on top of him, hands pinning his shoulders as I sat on him.

"Take it back, you cocky asshole." I growled playfully, taking him in my hand and stroking painfully slowly. Cloud just smirked defiantly, raising his chin.

"Prove me wrong, and I'll take it back." His eyes smoldered, and I took up the challenge, pushing into him.

This was my favorite kind of sex, the frantic, passionate kind. We were always trying to top each other in all things, especially sex—who could get the other to come first, who could be the best top (and who would be top, for that matter), who was the biggest tease—it was always a contest. I thrust faster, stroking him in time as I felt myself coming close. Cloud was bucking, moaning my name interspersed with incoherent noises. I called his name as I came while stroking him in quick, jerky movements until he came all over my hands. I pulled out triumphantly, lying back down as Cloud fell back against my chest.

"I take it back." He mumbled, curling into me and kissing my jaw.

"You're fuckin' right, you take it back." I smirked triumphantly. Another battle won.

Reno 1, Cloud 0.

a/n: God, I don't think I can see sweet, gentle sex with these two...or maybe I'm just pervy and love them all dirty! It's all about competition between these two. Oh, and I've again successfully renewed Reno's manlyness--I made him top! Yay!

I really wanted to throw in a "Wait, make that Reno 150, Cloud 86...or something like that." Regardless, Reno wins. Cloud loses. Hot winner/loser sex ensues. All is good.

Review--I need the inspiration! I probably won't be able to update for a bit--family weekend. Thanksgiving is always a funny time, me being but half-American, and my dad takes the time to make fun of our tradtions and we make fun of him for loosing the Revolutionary War.

Oh, good times and turkey.

To all and everyone: Have a good holiday!