It's a typical day for the neighborhood that I lived in. Before the sun even peaked up from the horizon, my alarm broke out and I had to get up to prepare everything. It's the weekend so there really wasn't any hurry to go to school.

Everyone went to bed pretty late last night; same thing for me but I don't really have an excuse. I stayed up till everyone went to bed, even Caesar who slept with Mika and I. I think he liked the side of my room better than Mika's or something because he woke up there next to me and also licking my face.

"Okay…okay! Calm down Caesar!" I said, pulling him off of my face and then ruffling up his head, getting that one spot that he loved for me to scratch.

7:30

If I leave now for the supermarket, there wouldn't be that many customers out there and they would be awake by the time I get back anyways.

However, the supermarkets closed right now and wouldn't open in the next two hours or so.

*BARK BARK*

I looked down to Caesar and he used his nose to guide his food bowl to my feet. I looked down on him and he used his cute little puppy eyes that I really couldn't ignore from him. Anyone else that tried to use the puppy eyes on me, I would just punch them in the face but with Caesar, it's a lot different for him. Caesar was a gift from Kyo-Hyung to me and I have to take care of him.

I bent down to his eye level and then chuckled at his cuteness.

"Okay. I guess you could use some breakfast while I try to make something for the others. Do you want the Caesar Dog food?" I asked Caesar and he barked in response, his tongue sticking out and his tail was also wagging around. I giggled at his cuteness and went to the cabinets to get some of the dog food that I buy for him. I gotta start making some dog food for him that way I know what the heck I'm feeding him.

"After you finish eating, what do you say we go to the living room and we watch Stairway to Heaven?" I asked him and he wagged his tail again as he lifted his head to look at me and in his eyes, they shone with happiness.

"Alright."

~/+/~

9:50 A.M

After finishing the morning episode of Stairway to Heaven, I was able to make breakfast for everyone on time too.

Everyone else was now awake and laid out for them was a table load of breakfast that I have always been able to prepare. A little tray full of bread that I've been able to prepare, along with some freshly squeezed orange juice and some Denver omelets. Believe it or not, the three of us have a big appetite and high metabolism.

"UWAAH! It's so cute looking! Look at the muffins! So cute looking!" Yeah, I know how Mika enjoys muffins in the morning and I made her favorites too, Banana nut muffins. Because of all that breakfast, I needed more ingredients for next week when we open the shop again. I quickly got dressed with my favorite shirt that I happened to wear to bed the other night (I washed it!) and subconsciously put one of Mika's shorts. I don't know, they must have ended up in my closet after I did the laundry yesterday. Whatever, clothes are clothes.

I headed out the door and down to the streets with Mika holding Caesar into her arms and Mom at the window.

"Be careful!" They yelled at me. I made my way outside the house door instead the shop door and when I even made it out, someone or some people grabbed me by my arms.

"Target."

"Captured." They said. Those voices were so familiar and I know exactly who it was.

Lobelia.

"What the!? What's going on!?" I yelled. I swear, I heard Caesar growl and then mom looked at the uniforms of the girls.

A limo pulled up in front of me, Hinako-Noona and Chizuru-Noona. Great, if that limo has Benio-Noona in there, I swear, I will try to get out of this place. Better yet, get out of the country because I'll end up pissing off the guys anyways..

The window rolled down and there in the car was Benio…..

Yep…I'm getting out of the country now.

"Good. Bring her in. Now we just need is the other one." She said, probably talking about Haruhi-Noona. I got worried and just when I was about to ask, she rolled up the window and then told them to take me somewhere. I didn't know where and I was too afraid to ask. I'm being touched by L's and I didn't like it…

"MOMMMM! DAAAADDDDD!" I yelled mentally and faked cried too. This was so not what I pictured this to have happen this week. I just wanted to do some grocery shopping.

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((Caesar's POV))

It was strange how my master was taken that way by some strange girls from another school that my master didn't go. Mom and Mika didn't react to it that much. I guess it's because Master always had a way of making friends easily despite her harsh ways and the hard work she does to occupy her time.

I waited at the door step for my master to return from what she needed to do and right now…it's the afternoon. It usually takes her for about half an hour to shop for groceries but she still hasn't returned. I was getting worried. Just before I was ready to go to the door and use my cute dog tricks to get me outside, the doorbell rang. My ears perked up and then instantly thought that maybe my master has returned. I started running around at how happy I was and then Mika came to open the door and at the doorsteps was this whole group of guys that I might have seen before.

Whoever they were, they had masters sent on them and I got into defensive mode and stayed near Mika. Master cares for everything that was in this house, that's all that I know about Master here. Masters Mom came in looking paler than this morning and then the group went off.

"Sorry, we have the wrong house." The blonde said, waking away and the group followed along with him. He must be a very influential person if he can make a group like that follow him.

"Hey. Hey, wait a second!" Mika said, rushing towards them and yet something to admire Masters Sister, Mika rolled them up to a ball into a wheel, pushing them inside the house. I barked approvingly and comforted Masters Mom, who held me in her arms as she watched the group talk to Mika.

"Sorry that I had to do that. It's still early in the morning you know! Well, that aside, what that you got there Tamaki-kun?" Masters sister asked the tall boy with a package. I just realized that I'm color blind. Ha.

"My dear Yuki and Mika. I hope this day finds you two in excellent health." This boy called Tamaki said and I just looked at him weirdly.

…..

*CAESARS FIRST IMPRESSION OF TAMAKI…HE'S AN IDIOT*

"Oh, thank you so much Tamaki-Kun. How nice of you and the boys to stop by here so early in the morning! Also, you brought along some treats as well; how wonderful!" It's almost the afternoon miss and there's still no sign of Master.

"Is Mao-chan at home?" The boy that held the bunny said. While he asked that, I watched Mika open up the box and looked happy when she saw what was in there. Some kind of sweets I guess.

"I'm afraid not. She's out with the girls today. They picked her up this morning!" Masters Mom said, remembering at what happened, "Oh heaven knows when they'll be back~!"

"So she's not home?" The boy sounded sad as he asked and the boy from before sounded sad as well and then collected himself after that.

"Well, Mao is entitled to spend some time with her old friends from Middle School once in a while." He said. I barked loudly enough and everyone were surprised to see me. Oh that's right, Master got me when someone bought me and then put me in a box as a present.

"I can't believe she's not home like Haruhi." The two look alike's said and then left out the door with the others behind him.

"This is why I was against a surprise visit." The one with the glasses said. He seemed mature, almost like the other black haired one but more intellectual.

"You know," Began Mika and took another bite of the sweets inside the box, "I don't think those girls were even from our old middle school. Then again, Mao-chan has always made friends despite her harsh attitude."

"Just imagine it," Masters Mom, Yuki, started, imagining Master in one of the uniforms of the school that typically kidnapped her, "My little girl hanging out with girls from Lobelia." Just as Masters Mom and Mika began to walk inside the house, Mika had a hand on her shoulder and the three of us turned around to see the grief-stricken faces of the boys, who were in shock about the news we've just given them.

"Did you say…"

"LO!

"BE!"

"LI!"

"AAAAA~!" The look alike's and the idiot said, more shocked than the others.

Learning that they know Master very well and from the looks of how they reacted that this so-called Lobelia school took Master, I did not like the tone of their voices.

Masters in trouble! We have to get her back!

~/+/~

((Mao's POV))

KYYYYAAAAHHH! KYAAAH! KYAAAAAAH!

That's all I heard around this area where I was in as I had to, well, I was more like forced to, get dressed into the school's girl uniform. I found it a bit cute except for the part that the uniform had to put heel on the shoe instead of Mary Janes. I prefer Mary Janes because my feet would still be on the ground instead of being two inches off the ground of my sole.

As I was fixing my skirt, all the yelling just increased and then I felt my ears just bleed from my eardrums forever damaged from all the fangirling that I've been hearing.

…..

Hey, I fangirl too but it's never that serious! K-Pop fangirls are super protective of their Noonas, Oppas, Unni's and Hyungs! We're a fierce group that protects them from other people that insult them. We're like the freaking Yakuza to the whole thing. We're fiercer than those Justin Bieber fangirls….

"Chizuru, where are our guests?" I heard a door open and then three types of footsteps entering the room. No doubt it's the Zuka club girls. More specifically, the L's.

Lobelia Girls' Academy is a school that promotes….ah…how does Mika put it? Oh yeah, Lobelia Girls' Academy is a school that promotes yuri ever since XXXX

"In the changing rooms, of course." Chizuru-Noona said and footsteps were heard from behind the curtain I was in.

"How's that size?" Hinako-Noona asked me and then moved on to the other curtain. I fiddled a bit with the shirt and then I looked up to see Chizuru-Noona looking at me like I look at Lee Min Ho Oppa.

"You look gorgeous maidens! I mean, Haruhi and Mao." Benio-Noona said and I just looked at her like she was crazy. This is why I don't hang out with too many girls because I get worrisome that one will then use their L powers to try to make me into an L! I'm heterosexual and that's that! End of story!

"You absolutely look beautiful!"

"So adorable!"

I kept hearing gibberish and then all of them complimenting how cute Haruhi and I are. I don't see it. I don't see how we're adorable. I think the two of us are just average.

"Oh my dears!" Benio-Noona said, a tear drop wanting to come out of her corner of her eyes. "You and those uniforms were just destined into each other. Most befitting innocent girls like you two. Yes." She said, wrapping her arms around Haruhi while I had Chizuru's arms around me.

"One's still unfamiliar with young loves first tender kiss." Chizuru-Noona said, lightly touching my lips with her index finger.

What the hell….

"Maidens!" Suddenly, we were all surrounded by the girls and then Haruhi and I had to push them off of us.

"H-hey! Get off of me!"

"Wait a minute!" I yelled, not really liking the sudden attention these girls were giving me.

Somehow, Haruhi and I were able to pry them off ourselves and we were pretty pissed off at how we got here.

"What is this? Could someone explain it to me?" Haruhi said, looking towards Benio-Noona and Hinako-Noona. "Yeah, cause one moment I'm on my way to the super market and then the next I'm brought here." She said. I nodded my head and explained the same thing, only settings.

"Me too. One moment, I was in my house, on my way to the super market as well and then the next minute, I was brought here." I recalled after what happened earlier this morning. What a pain…Caesar and the girls must be truly worried for me…

Well, you guys know what the heck happened to me so I do not really want to relive all my experience. …

"The three of you have as much sodality as the host club." Haruhi said.

"How dare you maiden! We're nothing like those idiots!" Benio-Noona screamed and then pointed out to somewhere in the room where a cloud of imagination, where at least six poorly drawn people appeared and there was the impression of the host club in the eyes of the Zuka Club. Wow, they really must hate guys then.

"Ah, forgive my outburst! It's only natural that you two would be upset after all. In our haste, we whisked you two away this morning in your night shirts." She said, probably imagining what we were wearing this morning. That was not my night shirt that was my style of dressing up! Sometimes, I dress up in clothes that look like you gotten them at the Salvation Army. I do that to save money!

"Those weren't pajamas, you know. That happens to be the way I usually dress!" Haruhi and I say at the same time.

So like, do rich people have some kind of living style that is so different than us folk?

"All attracts aside maidens; we have a small favor to ask of you two," Benio-Noona asked as I was trying to calm down Haruhi since she had an angry vein popping out of her forehead. "As you know, one of our responsibilities at the Zuka Club is to arrange the regular performance of musical numbers and original plays." She said, zoning off to one of the many performances that she might have had.

"Today is Pink Carnation day, when we celebrate the birth of the White Lily Leagues founder by putting on the most glorious production of the entire year," Chizuru-Noona said, Haruhi and I turning around to see I her clearly as she talks. So, it's like celebrating the day the school was founded when in middle school.

I wondered off into the costume racks that they had and then looked around to see what's going on. Strange, I could have sworn Mika has this costume of that Otome game she played. The costume was like that outfit of Shuu from Diabolik Lovers. Don't tell me how I recognized it, I just did.

"We've been rehearsing non-stop in preparation of today's performances."

And then switch off to Hinako-Noona.

"Tragically, the lead actresses were in some tragic accidents and are currently in the hospital," I tried to picture all that in my mind and it all just looked funny. "But even so, without her, you know what they say 'the show must go on'. Which means," She said, then turning serious and later, there was a big sparkling background with a violet rose and lilies all around.

"This is your big opportunity to be in the theatre!" The three girls said while they were doing some ridiculous poses, even more ridiculous than Tama-Hyungs.

"We can't." Haruhi and I said making an x with our arms. There was then a silent pause.

"Not a chance." We said again, waving our hands. There was another silent pause and they were still in their pose.

"We're sorry." We said for the last time hopefully and bowed down.

"You would only have to memorize a few lines." Benio-Noona said, the first one to recover.

"The roles are more symbolic than anything." Chizuru-Noona said, recovering later.

"They just stand there looking beautiful."

"You two can manage that can't you? We promise it will be the easiest thing ever." Hinako-Noona said. Haruhi was already walking out of the door and I had to break into a light jog to catch up to her.

"We'll show ourselves out." She said.

Well, let me summarize some more on what happened after that. Benio-Noona started freaking out and there was a spotlight surrounding her. Turns out, her mother was a really popular graduate of Lobelia and really distinguished. Chizuru said that there was still no woman that looked lovelier in men's clothing. And to honor her, they celebrate this day that made the woman famous in the Zuka Club and Benio-Noona's dream is to follow in her mother's footsteps.

Hahaha! Your mom is a sick person! No one would want your mom anyways!

That's not true! I have another mom! My mom is a great chef! A chef so great that she's rich! I have two mom's that love me so much!

Come on, that was just a lie to get those idiots off my back. It wasn't easy, but I did it.

~/+/~

((Mika's POV))

"If my daughter is held captive in there, I can't sit back and do nothing." Ranka said and we just went on look at the prestigious Lobelia Girls Academy that my sister and her best friend were held captive.

"Me neither!" Mom started, puffing out her cheeks, earning the attention of the guys and Ranka, "My little Mao-chan is in there in an unknown environment!"

"We must play it cool! Once we're finally inside, it'll be hard to get ourselves out again if we get caught in the Zuka Clubs web of lies." I chimed in, holding Caesar in my arms.

"How do you know so much you three?" Honey-senpai asked us, holding that cute pink Usa-chan of his.

"Haruhi and Mao don't really seem to be the types to get involve with the Zuka Club." Kyoya-senpai said.

"But neither did Kotako. She always seemed like such a strong woman."

"Neither did Masato. He has always been a kind man."

"Kotako? Masato?" The twins said.

"Haruhi's late mother and Mao's late adopted father. They unconsciously try to imitate. Perhaps there's some connection between them and the Zuka Club." Kyoya-senpai said.

"We were so blind. We were newlyweds and we were in love." Ranka and Mom said, remembering the time before. I knew this story like the back of my hand.

"One day, while cleaning the house, I discovered my husband's/wife dirty little secret." Mom said. Mom remembered going into the closet and then uncovered a secret compartment of Dad's secret box. She uncovered the box and then was surprised to see all the pictures of all the stuff that had all the Zuka Club pictures! It was the fabled Zuka Club memorabilia!

"What are we going to do!?"

"What if Haruhi and Mao do want to join the Zuka club to be like their mom and dad!?"

"Are Haru-chan and Mao-chan going to be bankrupt? They're practically broke already!" Honey-senpai said. I just wanted to slap them so silly and just correct them. Don't worry, Mao-chan has always made money for us and then….

"What in the blazes do you want?! I have a business to run you know! You don't have the stuff, you pay with your body!"

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE!" Tamaki-senpai and I yelled, not knowing each other's wild imaginations. Yeah, wild imaginations because who knows what kind of crowds those two attract.

"KYOYA! Order us all some Lobelia uniforms! We're going undercover!" Tamaki-senpai said and he was quickly kicked by Ranka who told him about insulting him since he was a professional that dressed up like a woman. Yeah, well, I could get the uniform since I need to look the part.

"Mom, what do you think?" I said, turning to my mom, "This is something that's serious! You know how Mao tries to be like Dad even when she doesn't realize it!" There were anime tears that were coming out of my eyes and Caesar tried to comfort me. He's such a good dog.

"Let's see what Ranka says first! He does have an idea and I barely know about Lobelia anyways." She said and listened carefully about his plan.

~/+/~

In the rehearsal room that we have been able to see from the windows, there were a bunch of girls rehearsing for two plays apparently.

I barely paid attention to Haruhi's, well; I barely paid attention to this Benio persons performance because girls like here were…well….way worse than Tamaki-senpai. Haruhi was even wearing the school uniform while practicing The Senorita's Love. Mao was sitting traditionally, which was cute, at some corner next to the music player.

"Oh, my lord Frederick!" Haruhi said. The girls all around were in tears or were admiring the scene that Benio Amakusa was doing. I got to admit, she was a great performer. Do you think she ever thought of Broadway?

"Can you see them? What are they doing?" Honey-senpai asked us while mom and I knelt down to see what we could see. Kyoya and Mori-senpai were not really paying attention to the play. Good for them, it kinda seems a bit bland.

"It looks like Haruhi is playing the heroine…of a sentimental tragedy. But…" Tamaki-senpai paused.

"She sounds like a robot. Like a daikon radish!"

Well, what came after that surprised me since I had hear and see Haruhi sing and as much I was impressed, that dream came shattering down and there she was lip syncing. Well, I do that too when my singing is too much for the customers.

"That's enough girls! Let us all practice for the other play!" Benio-senpai said and then Mao-chan rose from her position, followed by Chizuru-san.

"This is the first time Lady Suzuran is playing a male part." I heard the girls whisper in the room and the guys must have heard to.

When I saw my little sister perform, I was kinda wondering if she secretly took acting lessons or something because she looked professional.

"I never knew Mao acted…"I heard the guys say.

"Neither have we. She must have picked them up with the dramas she's watched." Mom said, crying at how beautifully she moved.

"I think she's about to start singing." Kaoru said. Mom and I started freaking out.

"NO! Mao-chan's grades in music haven't been the greatest!" I said, sweat dropping, but it was too late, the music started playing louder and she just got that face.

Heart don't fail me now,

Courage don't desert me,

Don't turn back now that we're here!

People always say life is full of choices;

No one ever mentions fear~!

Oh my god…I still can't believe that's actually Mao-chan singing and she's even making the guys fall more in love with her right now. I mean look at their faces, their cheeks turned red!

Or how the world can seem so vast!

On a Journey to the Past~~~!

Somewhere down this road

I know someone's waiting years of dreams can't be wrong

Arms will open wide

I'll be safe and wanted.

Finally home where I belong

We'll start and learning fast

On this Journey to the Past~~!

Home, love, family.

There was once a time I must have had them too!

Home, love, family.

I will never be complete until I find you!

One step at a time, one ahead another

Who knows where this road may go!

Back to who I was

I'm to find my future, things my heart still needs to know~!

Okay, let me tell you how things are going down right know. You see, even Kyoya-senpai was wanted to watch Mao-chan perform and it was so cute how he was blushing and watching Mao-chan's every move. Actually, everyone was amazed as Mom and I were because she was singing so great that the people from Disney would be wanting to get her a role in an upcoming movie.

She was skipping and tossing her invisible hat in the air and was still rolling with it even if the music unexpectedly stopped because one of the girls accidently unplugged the switch. She didn't care; she was getting into the role and loving it.

Yes!

Let this be a sign!

Let this road be mine!

Let it lead me to my past!

And bring me home, at last~~~!

~/+/~

"Ah.. .! What the hell." I said, laying down, as Caesar was trying to cheer me up with some licks on my face. I giggled, stilling sitting down next to Honey-senpai and the twins.

"Glad to have you newbies."

"What do you like most about Lady Benibara?" These two girls appeared and then stumped us with that. What do I like about that girl? I don't know, I don't pay attention to girl schools! Luckily, Ranka came and saved us all.

"I can't wait to see the plays! They're supposed to be romances. They both have their own mixtures of tragedy!" The girl with the ribbons said and her friend chimed in.

"They're called The Senorita's Love and Anastasia! In The Senorita's Love, Lord Frederick fakes his own suicide against his father for coming between him and his lover Mary-Ann. But the gun he uses, supposedly filled with blanks, are actually filled with live rounds!" She said. What kind of a play was that?

"Oh, that's so terrible. In Anastasia, Anya befriends two people that used to work at the Winter Palace in St. Petersburg and the two help her to pretend to be the Princess Anastasia who lost her family in the palace raid of 1916. Along the way, she actually falls in love with the kitchen boy, Dimitri, but there is a man named Rasputin to come and kill off her, the last Romanov, and Dmitri starts falling in love with her along the way!" They explained.

"I have my suspicions about the girls playing Marry-Ann and Anya though." The brown haired girl said.

"Whoever they are, if they ruin Lady Benibara's plays our very own maiden warriors will be waiting patiently in the wing to critique her performance." The girl with glasses said, pointing to a group of girls with weapons and what Mao could have been if she still skipped school. Mom, Ranka, Tamaki-senpai, and I stood there shocked as hell and I almost wanted to cry.

"If Haruhi and Mao perform in front of these psychos, they'll be done for!" The twins said.

"They'll beat the daylights out of them!" Honey-Oppa said.

"Haruhi!" Ranka said, crying already with worry.

"MAOO!" Mom cried, already weak and I had to keep next to her so she wouldn't fall or anything.

"Don't you worry," Tamaki-senpai assured us, "We're going to get them out of this place." He said, then turning serious. I don't know how though and I'm the girl that reads manga and understands weird.

~/+/~

((Mao's POV))

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, OH CRAP!

I'm not ready for this! I don't think I'm ready for this! I only agreed to this because they told me I could have food later on after the play. You know I can't resist food, food is nice and a great way to pay people with. I was behind the curtains and heard all the girls coming in as mobs and filling the whole place up with screams and cheers as they came into the room. I think my ears were bleeding for the second time that day. From behind those curtains, I was able to see the performance and then I saw some people that I recognized.

"Mom!? Mika!? Oppa? Hyung?!" I screamed silently to myself and tried to hide away. Crap, now I got to perform after them once Haruhi-Noona is done.

"Hello Mao." I heard and felt someone's presence with me in that little corner of the stage. I turned and saw Kyo-Hyung there. Wait, now that I noticing, he wasn't there with the others. WHERE THE HELL HAS HE BEEN THE JACKASS!

"Good luck." He said to me, taking something out and did something I never thought he would have done.

I felt the familiar warmth that he gave me on my forehead the other day.

Only this time…..It was on my lips.

All the blood, as they say in the books, movies and stuff, flushed straight onto my cheeks, suddenly turning red.

As quick as the kiss came, so did a sudden flash and that warmth. Then he was gone.

OH! YOU KISS ME AND THEN RUN OFF!? STUPID BASTARD! YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING THESE LIPS ANYMORE!

"Mao, you're on!" Hinagiku-Noona said, signaling me to appear on the stage. I liked the music of the play honestly.

It almost made me waltz in to the stage, but I contained my excitement and started singing that song that I practiced during rehearsal. I'm just glad I memorized those lines as quick as I could despite it was just in a few hours.

Scene from scene, I was able to act perfectly and mask the nervousness and the guys, mom and Mika haven't gotten me off the stage as of yet was a plus because this was actually fun. Well, for some scenes it was. I just hope we won't do nothing stupid or anything.

We got to the scene my character stumbled upon the Winter Palace and uncovered some things of her past.

Dancing bears, painted wings

Things that I almost remember!

And a song, that someone sings

Once upon a December!

Someone holds me safe and warm

Horses prance through a silver storm,

Figures dancing gracefully

Across my memories!

From all around, people started coming out and started dancing with whomever they could. I did too and changed quickly with the song. From behind in the background, there was supposedly the Romanov family that died during the raid, my characters family that didn't make it out. I started dancing with the girls that had the red and gold imperial uniforms. This felt like I have done this before…but why.

Someone holds me safe and warm!

Horses prance through a silver storm, figures dancing gracefully,

Across my memories!

Far away, long ago

Glowing dim as amber!

Things my heart used to know

Things that yearn to remember!

And a song someone sings!

At this, I had my characters father dance with me a bit and then he kissed me on top of my forehead.

Lights were on and Strauss was playing repeatedly around the golden rooms. A man with handsome blonde locks appeared in front of this girl, a man that held her arms and lifted her up with glee, smiling now that the girls was having fun.

Everyone around us was dancing to the music that played and laughed at how fun they were having...

Once upon a December~~~!

!

I can't get distracted; I have to focus on the play!

~/=/~

The play was almost over; Rasputin was dead and I was on the pretend boat with Dmitri, a.k.a. Chizuru-Noona. Yeah, I heard that this was the first time she's playing the guy part of a play. But why?

"Anya…" Chizuru-Noona said, grabbing my chin and made me look into her eyes with a scary husky voice that I didn't think she was able to do. She must be feeling something from what I could tell in her eyes, but what I was feeling was totally different than hers.

"Right before their very eyes, I shall steal your first kiss….." She said and then spotlights appeared on the guys that were on the stairs of the auditorium and I noticed Kyo-Hyung wasn't there. Just my family and the crazy host club.

"Mom! Mika! Tama-hyung?!"

"….All for the sake, of revenge." Chizuru-Noona said, pulling me towards her.

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

F**ck, I was part of their plan to get me to transfer to Lobelia, wasn't it?

No sh*t, Sherlock! When did you figure that out?!

Shut up Brain! No one likes you!

I beg to differ. Apparently, Kyo-Hyung does! Hm? Tee Hee. And many others too~~

Stop laughing like that! That does not sound like us alright?! And let's do something! We're about to get kissed by a freaking L! I don't want my first kiss to be a girl!

MAO'S BRAIN PROCESSING

MAO'S BRAIN PROCESSING

MAO'S BRAIN PROCESSING

You're such an idiot…..

"Victory is mine filthy Host Club. Lady Benibara may have failed in getting that kiss, but I shall not with this one! Watch as we embrace!" Chizuru-Noona said, making me look into her eyes again when Tama-Hyung attempt to get me off the stage failed. My body started resisting Chizuru's attempt to kiss me. I'm not letting an L kiss me no matter what. Stupid L, Stupid Zuka Club, Stupid Girls, Stupid Lobelia Girls Academy.

STUPID FEMINIISTS!

Don't worry Mao, Kyo-Hyung has something up his sleeve.

How would you know? You're just my brain that has the girly side of me. You're bluffing.

Mao….You're slow. Just keep fighting and watch!

"Stop! Get off of me Noona!" I yelled, not really paying attention to some panel dropping down and then a picture of Kyo-Hyung and me…..bumping lips.

Bumping lips? Really?

"What…..?"

"Oh no!" Chizuru-Noona said.

"WHERE WAS THAT PICTURE TAKEN!? I DEMAND AN ANSWER MAO!" Tama-Hyung said.

"As we're seeing right now," Hikaru began

"Mao has had her first kiss." Kaoru finished.

First….Kiss?

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

MAO PROCESSING

WTF?!

"MAAAAOOOO! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL you had your first kiss!? I could have brought a video camera and videotaped it! WHY!?" Mom said.

"Yeah! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING TO ONEE-SAN!? MOI! I GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER OTP! ALTHOUGH I ALREADY MADE ONE FOR YOU AND KYOYA-KUN, I GOTTA MAKE FAN ART! THIS IS SO GOING ON DEVIANTART!" Mika yelled.

Well, I'm going to cut this short. There were a few people that were injured from running after me to get my second or third kiss. More specifically, the Zuka club. It was hard to run with a dress on, but somehow I managed. Something else too. We made it out of Lobelia safely and I got good review from my singing and acting from the Benibara club! Yay. Not really. Even if they were going to send the yankee girls after me, I would have been able to take them on. I can take care of myself. Where I am right now is walking out of Lobelia, deciding to never come back here again. The founder or something of this school is going to hear a very strongly worded letter from me and my family. The injured were taken care, but this is a Romcom anime, a lot can happen in here that normally doesn't happen in real life.

~/Extended Ending/~

"So, Mao." Tama-Hyung said my name and I lifted my head to look at him. Yep, it was the day after the whole incident and we were all in the host club.

"When did you and Kyoya kiss?" He asked me. A lot of heads turned and I just stared at nothing for a good while. You know, just stared at the air and thought of stuff. Well, that was the plan until stupid Hikaru had to comment on my blushing red cheeks.

"Then why are your cheeks red?" He asked me when I just told everyone that it was nothing.

"B-because…! GAH! FORGET IT! THAT KISS IS JUST TO GET ME OUT OF TROUBLE! I DIDN'T WANT TO GET KISSED BY AN L! NO! NO! NO SEXUALITY CONFUSION HERE!"

"But…"

"LALALALA~! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" I covered my ears and thanked whichever religion I was following that the guests weren't here right now. Yep, super glad that they weren't here.

"Mao…Admit it. Kyoya was your first kiss." Haruhi told me. Stopping at my childish behavior, I looked at her and did the pouting thing a lot of Taiwanese girls did in the dramas. I hung my head low, suddenly snapping my head up and angrily blushed.

"FINE! KYO-HYUNG WAS MY FIRST KISS! NOW STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT! It's bad enough Mika is drawing fan art about it; I don't need you guys telling me more about it…." I muttered the last two sentences. I just hope no one heard them especially a freaking Cool typed host that had a stupid smirk on his face that just annoyed me.

However…..It was nice that he stole my kiss and not someone that I didn't know or didn't care about…..

Let us just love…..I hate the fights and you're the only guy that makes my heart beat…..