I know, I know… The author is a slacker, lazy, ect. ect., I'm soooo sorry! Hopefully I'll make up for the lack of chapters in the future.

"Hey, uh, Mattie, bro? Ya feeling alright buddy?" Alfred turned his head around to look at the perky Canadian who was giving him quite the back rub. This would have been well-received, if not for the fact that just a few minutes ago said Canadian was glaring at him with an aura that could rival the Ruski's.

"Of course! Why wouldn't I be?" Canada smiled sweetly and returned to kneading the American's back with great precision.

"Oh, France, I forgot to ask you about how the Les Miserables opening went. Naturally, it must have been a massive success with your countryman Victor Hugo's elegant character development and design paired with the breathtaking set and fashionable costuming." Matthew, faced his other father figure, awaiting a reply to his sincere compliment.

"Well, of course it was stunning, emotional, and heart wrenching as always, but are you truly sure you're feeling well, belle?" The Frenchman now looked rather worried, as he took his finger and placed it under Canada's chin, lifting his face up so France could inspect him. It wasn't usual for the Northern nation to be so kind and innocent, but it seemed rather odd for him to be this talkative.

"Why yes, I do declare, what's got all of you worked up today? I thought we could all just relax and nap it out this week while reacquainting with each other? We haven't seen each other in so long and I just, *sniff, sniff*, I j-j-just." Canada's rant took a downward tailspin as he stopped rubbing America's shoulder and feel to his knees in a sobbing rage.

"I just try SO Hard, and NEVER get ANYTHING from ANY OF YOU! I just CAN'T TAKE it ANYMORE!" The crying nation ran out the front door of Britain's house, slamming the door.

"Care to explain, Britain."

Shit, The Brit thought to himself.

So, really short this chapter, but I promise I'll update really soon, maybe tonight, I really don't know. I've been super busy, what with school revamping again. Anyways, I hope you guys liked it, I'm not really sure if I like(or know) where this story is heading. It would be nice to get some feedback on whether you like it or not, Canada's weirdness at the end will all be explained next chapter, I promise.