"Last time on Total Drama Ukufa Island, the campers had a shocking first challenge. We learned things about our campers that we didn't know like, Taylor having a mysterious scar on her back, Colin is smarter than B, Sugar may be just as stupid as Lindsay, and even that Leshawna can't dance. Oh wait, we already knew that. In the end Dave was voted off for being the weak link to the team, but surprisingly, Sky also quit the competition. With two down already, who will be the next one voted off of Total. Drama. Ukufa Island."
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
Dave is sitting on a stump, covering his ears as Sky tries to apologize to him.
You guys are on my mind
Camera then zooms over to Colin and Madelyn, who are glaring at each other.
You asked me what I wanted to be
Scuba bear pops out from a bush, and Colin and Madelyn cling to each other, screaming.
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Sugar is on a stage, modeling an ugly dress, while Marzia looks at it in disgust.
I want to be famous
Leshawna does her dance moves, until Cody runs past her, being chased by a group of angry squirrels. She looks at the scene in confusion
I want to live close to the sun.
Cody runs past Noah, who is reading a book on a tree stump. Noah looks up from his book, and raises an eyebrow at Cody's misfortune.
Well, pack your bags, because I've already won
Camera zooms to see Staci chattering away with Taylor glaring at her. Taylor then snaps, and yells at Staci who looks terrified of Taylor.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera shows James sitting on a log, and Christopher goes and sits next to him. James looks up at him. Christopher smiles at James, who gives a small smile in return.
Cause I wanna be famous
B and Tyrin are both working on a machine together. They stand up, and Tyrin blushes, while B gives him a confused look.
Nanana'nanana nana nana
Camera zooms to the Aftermath show with Celestia and Parker, who are interviewing Kalani, who has a smirk on her face.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Camera shows Chris, who gives a slick smile, and points to the camera while Chef rolls his eyes at him.
I wanna be famous *whistles show theme*
The contestants are sitting around a fire, the camera zooms in to Noah and Cody who are sitting next to each other. They are then pushed closer together by Colin and Taylor. Noah and Cody glare at them
In the girls' side of the Vicious Wolves' cabin, Marzia and Leshawna were laying on their bed. Kalani then walked up to them.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Kalani asked.
"Hey girl." Said Leshawna to Kalani.
"Oh, hey Kalani! Nothing much." Marzia replied.
Confessional Kalani
"I'll be honest, I like Marzia. I might even take her to the finals with me. I mean, she's extremely likable. As for Leshawna, she is one of the best players who hasn't been a finalist. So they're both a good choice for an alliance."
End Confessional
"So, guys, I was thinking, the three of us should make an alliance." Kalani told them. "I mean, Leshawna, you know more than the two of us how powerful alliances could be."
"Yeah, I agree." Leshawna said. "The three could make it all they way."
"I don't know." Said Marzia. "I Mean, Leshawna, you have that cheap shirt, and Kalani, you have way too many sequins."
The two just looked at her, slightly glaring.
"S-sorry." She said sheepishly. "But, I suppose an alliance would be good, so I'm in."
"Woo! We goin all the way to the end togetha baby!" Leshawna exclaimed.
Confessional Marzia
"I'm glad I have an alliance that can help me get through the game, but they never actually last till the end. And I don't want this to be what makes me go home."
End Confessional
Confessional Kalani
"Huh, that was way easier than I thought. I mean, Leshawna agreed right away. And the only reason Marzy was hesitant was because of what I wear… I don't have too many sequins, right?"
End confessional
In the Cuddly Cats cabin, B, Colin, and Taylor were playing cards while Noah was on his bed reading a book.
"It's so freaking awesome we won the first challenge, and on top of that, we're already up by two people!" said Taylor.
Colin and B nodded in agreement.
"I know right." Said Colin. "And the fact that Sky was one of their more athletic people helps a lot too."
Cody walked into the cabin. "Hey guys, wutcha doing?" he asked the three.
"Playing Uno." Replied Colin.
"Speaking of which, B, you never said uno!" Taylor said.
"He doesn't talk remember. Besides, he held up a finger to indicate he had uno." Colin said.
"He still has to say it." Taylor argued.
"If he doesn't talk, he doesn't have to, Taylor." Colin said.
"HE HAS TO I FREAKINNG SAID SO!" Taylor yelled.
"No he doesn't!" Colin yelled back.
Taylor then started hitting Colin on the head repeatedly while the two were still arguing. B tried to stop the fight.
"Uh, I'm just gonna, yeah." Cody said slowly walking away. He walked over to Noah. "Hey, wutcha reading?"
"A book Einstein." Noah replied smirking.
"Really now? I couldn't tell." Cody replied. "Move over, I want to read too."
Noah scooted over, and Cody laid down next to him, laying his head on Noah's shoulder to see the book better.
Colin, Taylor, and B stopped their argument, and looked at the two boys. They then smirked at each other.
Confessional Taylor
"Aw, they're so ADORBLE!"
End Confessional
Confessional Colin
"I knew they liked each other. Now, just need to get them together."
End Confessional
Confessional B
He made a kissy face, and then silently chuckled.
End Confessional
Staci was following Madelyn around outside.
"Did you know my great-great-great grandfather invented sitting, before him people just used to stand all the time, yah. Also, ,my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Madelyn snapped. "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FAKE FAMILY!" She then started to walk away angrily.
"Oh… ok then." Staci said awkwardly.
Confessional Madelyn
"I swear, ever since I made that fake alliance with her, she has not stopped talking to me. She needs to go ASAP. I'm losing my perfect mind with her here."
End Confessional
Christopher was sitting on one of the logs at the campfire pit thinking.
Confessional Christopher
"So last night was not good. We lost two players, one of whom, was one of the more useful team members. I need to think of someway that my team can keep all of our members. We have Tyrin who is an exceptional inventor, he could build something to help us win, Leshawna is the only veteran left on our team already so she knows the game better than the rest of us, Kalani is the athlete, and James is, well, I just really like James." He blushed a little. "I can't think of any immediate strengths for Marzia, unless we have a fashion challenge, which could very well happen."
End Confessional
A chime came from the loudspeakers to signal it was time for dinner. The contestants headed for the Mess Hall. When they got there, Chris was standing in there, and a multitude of sodas and drinks were in the Mess Hall. The contestants looked in shock.
"Hello campers." Greeted Chris. "As you can see, I have a treat for you. A drink company donated a whole ton of drinks for you guys. You can drink as much as you want, but you will only get this privilege today, so drink up."
Confessional Cody
"I-it was like a dream come true! All those sodas. It was beautiful."
End Confessional
The contestants charged to get their favorite drinks. Cody and Colin were about to do the same, until Noah grabbed their arms, and kept them from getting any.
"Noahhhhhh! What the heck?" Cody whined. "Everyone else is going to take all the good stuff."
"Seriously dude, why you torture us like this." Colin also whined.
"Because, there has to be a catch. Chris isn't giving us these drinks out of the kindness of his heart. Drinking them will give us a disadvantage in whatever he has planned." Noah explained.
"But… But…" the two geeks whimpered. Noah gave them a stern look.
Colin sighed. "Ok…"
Cody looked at the soda longingly.
Confessional Cody
He has a drink in his hand, and is about to take a sip until the confessional door opens, and Noah comes in, takes the drink, and throws it.
"Really?" said Noah.
End Confessional
Everyone was enjoying themselves, drinking soda, san Noah, Cody, and Colin. Kalani notices them.
"Why aren't they drinking?" She mumbled. She looked at the drink in her hand, and set it down.
After all the drinks were gone, Chris came back into the mess hall. "Hope you guys had enough to drink, because your challenge is to see who can go the longest without going to the bathroom."
There were multiple gasps.
"You mean to tell me you made drink all of that just so it'd be harder for us to not go to the bathroom?" Asked Leshawna.
"Come on, you should know me by now." Chris replied.
"Why are we starting so late?" asked Marzia.
"Uh, well, I kinda forgot about the challenge. But, no worries." Chris replied. "We're going to do this challenge at the fire pit. So get your butts there pronto."
All the campers, san Sugar, were at the campfire pit about to start the challenge.
"Wait, where's Sugar?" asked Taylor.
"Oh, she went to the bathroom, yah. She said she needed to go." Staci told the others. The Cuddly Cats looked at her, mouths agape.
"And you just let her go, even though the challenge is to go the longest WITHOUT using the bathroom?" Madelyn asked.
Staci nodded.
"YOU IDIOT!" Madelyn yelled at the liar, who gave a small whimper.
"I-I'm sorry." Staci said.
Confessional Madelyn
"I'm officially done with this idiot. If we ever actually lose, she's the first to go."
End Confessional
Sugar came back to the campfire pit.
"Hey y'all." She said. All the Cuddly Cats glared at her. "What?"
"YOU IDIOT!" Taylor yelled. "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
"Well why not?" Sugar asked.
"Because the challenge is to see who can go the longest without using the bathroom, Einsteinn." Noah informed her.
"Oh. All well. I guess I'm out." Sugar said, then walking back to the cabin.
"So, The Cuddly Cats are still in the lead, 7 to 6. Will they keep it?" Chris said.
3 hours later.
Sugar was still the only one out of the challenge. But, some people looked like they needed to go badly.
"I can't do this. I'm out." Announced Staci.
"Of course you are." Madelyn mumbled.
Christopher sat down next to James. "So, you lived in foster homes correct?"
James nodded.
"Do you live in one currently?" asked Christopher.
"No, I live in a house, with a nice couple. I actually feel safe there." James replied.
"What do you mean safe?" asked Christopher.
James looked at the ground, tears filling his eyes. "My real parents abused me. A-and, when I was seven… they killed themselves. Then in my first foster home, the kids used to tease and pick on me for being too quiet. Then a woman adopted me, but she was addicted to alcohol. Some nights, when she was really drunk, she beat me. She didn't care about me or the things I did. The cops found out she was beating me, and I was sent back to a different foster house. But, this one was old, and it had too many kids. It closed down. I was sent to another one, this one was too lonely. Then, the people I live with now adopted me. They are really nice people. They're the ones that made me audition to help with my social skills, and we are in a lot of debt." James finished, he was full out crying now.
Christopher looked at him sympathetically. He then hugged James.
Confessional Christopher.
"I knew he must've had something bad to him for him to be so quiet and antisocial, but I didn't expect that."
End Confessional
½ hour later.
B stood up, pointed to the bathroom, and walked to it.
"Uh, I-I'm done too guys." Tyrin said. "I gotta go." Tyrin got up, and followed B to the Bathroom.
½ hour later
"Huh, looks like most of you need to go." Said Chris. And indeed everyone san Kalani, Noah, Cody, and Colin were holding themselves. "I think it's time to kick it up a notch. Everyone, follow me."
The contestants groaned.
Chris took them into the woods, and after 10 minutes of walking, they arrived at a waterfall.
"Oh, you have got to be kidding me." Said Leshawna.
"Nope." Replied Chris, sadistically smirking.
The contestants groaned again.
2 hours later
Taylor and Leshawna couldn't take it anymore, and left. And now Cody and Kalani were starting to feel the need to go. It was late, so the contestants were also getting tired.
"Y'know, if you guys need to sleep, go ahead. I can keep watch." Colin told his teammates.
"Watch for what?" asked Madelyn.
"Well the other team could sabotage us by pulling that 'hand in warm water prank.'" Colin said.
"Well, I'm gonna go to sleep, so night." Noah told them. He then laid down.
"Uh, I will too I guess." Said Cody. "Thanks." He then laid down next to Noah.
"Well, I'm not." Said Madelyn. "How can I trust you? And besides, I need to stay awake because I'm obviously the only hope we got."
Colin sighed angrily. "Of course the one person who I'm stuck talking to is the arrogant witch."
"Um, excuse me, I can hear you." Madelyn said, slightly offended.
"Really now? That's wonderful, but I don't exactly care." Colin said back. Madelyn just huffed angrily, and turned away.
Confessional Colin
"Jeez I hate people like her. Thinking they're better than everyone else. Uh, hello, newsflash, you're not."
End Confessional
Confessional Madelyn
She huffs angrily. "If that stupid little loser thinks he can talk to me like that, and get away with it, he has another thing coming."
End Confessional
Over with the Vicious Wolves, Marzia and Kalani were hanging with each other, while Christopher and James were sitting next to each other with James leaning on Christopher's shoulder.
"I-I don't know how much more I can take." Said James. "I think I'm going to give up."
"Don't, we can win this challenge. You can make it." Christopher told him.
"I-I' sorry, I can't." James stood up. "I'm out." He said, he then walked back to the bathroom.
Over with Kalani and Marzia, they were talking about who they should target first.
"Ok, so who do you think we should get out first?" Kalani asked.
"Why do we have to have a target right now?" asked Marzia. "I say we only vote out whoever seems the least useful, or whoever loses the challenge for us. And when the merge hits, we make targets."
"Because Marzy, what if that person who loses the challenge is you, me, or Leshawna. We need a backup person to vote off." Kalani told her.
"Ok…" Marzia said.
"With that said, I say it should be James. He doesn't give much to the team." Kalani said.
"But he looks really athletic, he could be really helpful." Marzia told her.
Kalani sighed. "Then that leaves Christopher and Tyrin."
"They're both really helpful. I mean, Christopher is really intelligent, even though that turtleneck is hideous, and Tyrin can make useful inventions." Marzia said.
"Then who? I personally want James or Christopher gone." Said Kalani.
"I don't know, we don't need to talk about this now. We need to talk with Leshawna." Marzia said.
Kalani groaned. "Fine."
The next morning
During the night, the only one who left was Christopher. That left Marzia and Kalani for the Vicious Wolves, and Colin, Madelyn, Noah, and Cody for the Cuddly Cats.
During the night, Cody and Noah cuddled up to each other, and Madelyn and Colin were snickering at them.
"Well, I see why we are the Cuddly Cats." Colin joked.
Noah woke up first, and when he saw Cody with his head on Noah's chest, Noah blushed, and shook Cody.
"Uh, Codester, wake up." He said.
Cody gave a moan, and groggily opened his eyes. When he realized he was cuddling with Noah, he jumped up blushing.
"Oh, uh, s-sorry Noah. Heh heh…" Cody said awkwardly.
"It's alright Codester." Noah replied. The two just sat there, blushing.
Colin and Madelyn start laughing at them.
Confessional Colin
"Hooking them up is going to be easier than I thought."
End Confessional
Kalani glares at the other team.
Confessional Kalani
"They were beating us, 4 to 2. I couldn't just sit there, and let the other team win. So, I think it's time to do a little sabotage." She smirked.
End Confessional.
Kalani stood up and screamed. "Oh my gosh! Is that a bear!?"
"B-B-BEAR!? PLEASE DON'T MAUL ME!" Cody stood up, screaming.
"Oh, never mind, I guess I'm just seeing things." Kalani said, sitting back down.
"It looks like Cody's out." Chris said, laughing.
Cody looked down, and saw he peed himself. He blushed, covered himself, and ran back to the bathroom.
Kalani smirked. Marzia looked at her in disapproval.
Confessional Marzia
"I get that she was helping the team, but that wasn't right to do that. Cody was probably traumatized by that bear mauling."
End Confessional
The final five contestant all were looking like they were about to wet themselves. The waterfall wasn't helping either.
Madelyn caught herself staring at it. "I'm done." She announced. "Sorry, but you guys are no longer graced with my presence." She said, walking away.
Marzia just couldn't take it anymore either. "Ok, I'm done too. Good luck Kalani." She got up, and walked back.
After a while, Colin had to go really bad, so he left.
It was Noah versus Kalani.
Confessional Noah
He smirked. "I knew it was a smart idea to not drink anything. Just comes to show I'm smart enough to be helpful."
End Confessional
Kalani looked at the water, and got an idea.
Confessional Kalani
"It was a risk, but I had to take it."
End Confessional
Kalani went over to the pond the waterfall was falling into. She looked at the water, and it was surprisingly clean and looked drinkable. She took a handful, and drank it, making sure to slurp it, and have some drip from her hands.
Noah looked at the water, his eye started to twitch. He couldn't take it anymore.
"Gah, I'm done. She wins." He said, standing up, and running back to the bathroom.
"And the Vicious Wolves win!" Chris announced over the loudspeaker.
Confessional Kalani
She smirked. "I knew I can win, it's all about sabotage."
End Confessional
Confessional Madelyn
"Ugh! I can't believe these idiots lost the challenge." She sighs. "Oh well, now's my chance to vote out blabber mouth."
End Confessional
B, Taylor, Cody, Colin, and Noah were on the front steps of their cabin.
"So, how's the relationship?" Taylor asked Noah and Cody.
"W-what, we're not in a relationship!" Cody said.
"Really now, because I heard from a little birdie, you two snuggled together last night." Taylor said.
Noah glared at Colin. "Really?"
"Guilty is charged." Colin replied. "Come on, you know you like each other."
"God, you're sounding like Izzy." Noah said.
"Hello everyone." Madelyn said, walking up to the five.
"Great, just what we need. A little wench telling us about how much better she is than the rest of us." Colin said sarcastically.
"Oh shut up. I just came here to tell you we are all voting off Staci." Madelyn said.
"Why?" asked Noah.
"Because she's useless and I don't like her. She also let Sugar go to the bathroom." Madelyn told them.
Noah and Cody looked at each other in thought, as did Taylor and B. But Colin wasn't amused.
"And why should we listen to you. Staci just made one mistake. Sugar not only was the first one out of this challenge, but last challenge proved she's as dumb as a brick." Colin argued.
"Yeah, but she is really strong and made it to the final 3 last season. While Staci is completely useless, and annoying." Madelyn said.
"Well I'm not voting for her." Colin said.
"Look geek boy, you will do as I say." Madelyn said.
"No I won't." Colin shot back.
"Fine. Just you wait." Madelyn said, as she started walking away. "Oh, and I expect all of you to vote out the blabber mouth."
Confessional Colin
"Ugh! She annoys the crap out of me. I hate her so much."
End Confessional
At the campfire ceremony, the Cuddly Cats were sitting on the tree stumps, while the Vicious Wolves were in the peanut gallery.
"Alright Cuddly Cats, it's time to vote" Said Chris.
Confessional Madelyn
She draws an X on a picture of Staci. "Later loser."
End Confessional
Confessional Colin
He draws an X on a picture of Madelyn. "You're a little B—ch."
End Confessional
Confessional Staci
She draws an X on a picture of Madelyn. "I was told to vote for her because she was coming after me, yah."
End Confessional
"You have all cast your votes and made your decisions. When I call your name, you will receive a marshmallow, and you're are safe from elimination tonight. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow will leave this island for good. The first marshmallow goes to Noah." Said Chris, throwing a marshmallow to said know-it-all.
Noah smirked. "First symbol of immunity. Only took me six seasons to get one."
"Cody, Taylor, B, you guys are safe."
The three caught there marshmallows.
"Colin, you're safe."
The sarcastic geek smirked at Madelyn.
"And Sugar, you are also safe."
Sugar caught her marshmallow in her mouth. "Woo hoo!"
Madelyn gasped.
"Ladies, this is the final marshmallow. And it goes to …
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Madelyn smirks, and catches her marshmallow. "Hehe, later you little fat chatter box."
Staci looked really sad. "Ok, goodbye guys." She said getting up.
Staci is shown in the Slingshot of Shame, Chef was holding the cord back.
"So Staci, any last words?" Chris said.
"No…" Staci said, sadly.
"Really? No lie about how one of your fake ancestors invented a slingshot?" Chris asked. Staci shook her head. "Man, what is with the people, and not wanting to say anything as their last words only for me to cut them mid-sentence." Chris sighs. "Fling her Chef.
Chef let go of the cord, and Staci was sent flying.
Confessional Madelyn
"Ugh! My team is going to pay for putting me in the bottom two. Me, their best teammate. UGH! Makes me so angry!"
End Confessional
Chris is shown on the dock. "Ooo looks like Madelyn's mad. What will she do to get back at her team? Do Noah and Cody really like each other, or is Colin just a hopeful fanboy? What will Christopher do now that he knows James's past? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Ukufa Island!"
Alright, so Staci is out. I don't really know what else to say other than thanks for the reviews! :D I gues I'll just go now. BAIIII
Votes:
Noah- Staci
Taylor-Staci
B-Staci
Staci-Madelyn
Cody-Staci
Sugar-Staci
Colin-Madelyn
Madelyn-Staci
Staci: 6
Madelyn: 2
Eliminated: Dave, Sky (quit), Staci