The camera pans in to show the aftermath studio. The audience is cheering and applauding. The camera zooms in to the stage. But instead of Geoff and Bridgette sitting in the host couch, it is two girls.
The first girl, sitting on the right has long wavy jet black hair with red streaks in it. She's wearing a blood red blouse, ripped jeans, a black leather jacket and combat boots.
"What's up everyone in TV land? The name's Parker." Says Parker.
The girl next to her then speaks, "And my name is Celeste." Celeste has black shoulder length hair. She's wearing a baby blue t-shirt with a happy face, a neon ADIAS sweater, light blue jeans, and nice runner shoes. "Welcome to the Total Drama Ukufa Island Aftermath show!"
The audience applauds again.
"So, you all must be wondering, 'where's Geoff and Bridgette?' Well, they aren't here anymore. We are!" Parker says, excited.
Celeste then says, "Yes, the producers thought they should bring some different people to host. Parker and I sent auditions in to compete, but-"
"We didn't get in." Parker finishes.
"Yeah, but that's ok! Because now we have this nice job." Celeste tells her.
"Still would have been nice to be in the running for a million dollars." Parker mumbles.
"Cheer up! This is a lot more fun and less dangerous." Celeste says.
Parker scoffs then says, "Please, the challenges this season have been too mild. The most dangerous thing has been Kalani."
"True… Enough about that though, let's introduce our first guest!" Celeste exclaims.
Parker nods and says, "Alright. He's completely germaphobic."
"And he fell in love." Says Celeste.
"Just for him to go completely insane and get his heart crushed by the one he loves." Parker says, laughing a bit.
"Parker! That's rude!" Celeste exclaims.
"It's Dave!" Parker introduces, ignoring Celeste.
The audience applauds. The camera shows the side of the stage, and Dave comes out, waving to the audience. He sits on the couch next to Parker and Celeste's couch.
"Dave! How've ya been dude?" Parker asks.
"Annoyed." He simply replies.
"Um, with what exactly?" Celeste asks.
"Please, it's obvious." Parker tells her.
"I don't care, I would like him to tell us." Celeste shoots back.
"Well, ever since we were eliminated, Sky still won't leave me alone." Dave told the two hosts.
"Dave, why don't you just give her another chance?" Celeste asked.
"Because," Dave pouted, "she broke my heart."
"Dave, I know you hate me for it, but please, all I want is one more chance." Said Sky, who just appeared on stage.
"Redundant much?" Parker muttered sarcastically, earning a slap to the arm from Celeste.
"Ow!"
"Why? Just so you can break my heart again?" Dave responded to Sky, stubbornly.
"You know I wouldn't do that to you." Sky said to him, walking over to him.
"Do I really?" Dave replied, still not budging.
Sky sighed. "Dave, please listen to me." She took Dave's hands into her own. "I know I completely messed up by not telling you I had a boyfriend, and then using your feelings as a way to get further in the game, and to help me win. But all I want is your forgiveness for all of it. I broke up with Keith as soon as I got home. Me and him are over. Heck, I'm over all guys. Well, all guys except for you…" Sky blushes. "Please forgive me. Please forgive all the mean things I've said and done to you. Please Dave. That's all I want. You're all i want."
Dave sat there looking at her for a couple seconds. He then smiled at her and said, "Alright, I guess I could, maybe, forgive you just this once."
Sky eyes widened and she gasped, "R-really?" Dave nodded in return. Sky jumped at him and hugged him while saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
She pulled away and the two looked into each other's eyes, before kissing.
The audience and Celeste aw'd, while Parker said, "Wow, talk about cheesy." Celeste slapped her arm in response. "Ow! What was that for?"
Sky and Dave parted and smiled at each other.
"Thank you guys," Celeste said. "That was a heart warming moment."
"No problem." Dave replied, no really paying any attention.
"Alright, one more question. Who do you guys want to win?" Parker asked.
"Noah." Dave said.
"I'm rooting for whoever Dave does." Sky said.
"Um, ok, thank you so much. Now if you two would be so kind as to sit on the peanut gallery couch." Celeste said, motioning to the couch on the other side of the stage. Dave and Sky did what they were told, making googly eyes at each other.
"Now that the love fest is over, let's introduce our next contestant." Parker announces. "She never stops talking."
"And she has a lot of 'relatives' that invented things." Celeste added.
"It's Staci!" they both said. The audience applauded, and the compulsive liar came out on stage, looking gloomy. She walked over and sat on the interview couch.
"Staci, is everything alright?" Celeste asked, sensing her bad mood.
"Not really." Staci replied.
"Well, what's wrong?" the mature host asked.
"Well, me always talking about my family got me eliminated for the second time. And no one wants to talk to me. I feel like my Great-Great-great-great cousin, twice removed." Staci explained. "Everybody hated her because she ate a live cow in her village, yah. I hate myself."
"Um, what the F**k." Parker said.
"Parker!" Celeste exclaimed angrily. She then turned to Staci sympathetically and said, "Now Staci, you may say a lot of things that gets on people's nerves, but that isn't a reason to hate yourself."
Parker then said, "I don't know I mean-"
"Parker!" Celeste snapped.
"Whoa, chill girl." Parker replied, putting her hands up in a surrendering fashion.
"But no one likes me and I have no friends." Staci said.
"I'll be your friend Staci." Celeste told her.
"Really?" Celeste nodded. "Oh thank you!"
"Don't mention it darling." Celeste replied. "Now, let's answer some questions."
"Ok!"
"So, how do you feel about Madelyn making the team vote you off?" Parker asked.
"I feel betrayed, yah. I thought we were friends, but she hated me. Like almost everyone else." Staci replied.
"Well she is a complete witch." Parker said.
"Do you feel a little happy that you weren't voted out first?" Celeste asks.
"Well, it feels a little better, but I was still voted off early and I feel bad, yah." Staci replied. "Kinda like my Uncle three times removed who is Justin Bieber's father."
"Oh my god." Parker said. "Your poor uncle three times removed. It must SUCK being that little girl's father."
"I know, yah." Staci replied.
"So Staci, if there was something you wish you did differently in the game, what would it be?" Celeste asks.
"Definitely not get on Madelyn's nerves, yah. She scares me." Staci responded.
"Alright final question that everyone will be asked: Who do you want to win?" Parker asked.
"I'd say Marzia, yah, she's the nicest person left. Or Dawn. She's super nice too." Staci said.
"Fair enough. Thank you Staci." Celeste told her.
"No, thank you Celeste. Because of you, I feel a lot happier. I actually have a friend now!" Staci told her.
"Alright, now to the peanut gallery couch please." Parker said.
"Now our next contestant is very intelligent." Celeste said.
"And he can build some awesome things." Parker added.
"It's Tyrin!"
Tyrin walked out and sat on the couch, all the while the audience is applauding him.
"Welcome Tyrin." Celeste greeted.
"Hello girls." Tyrin replied.
"Tyrin, dude, how've you been since you were booted?" Parker asks.
"I've been good. Especially since B came to the Playa." Tyrin told her.
"That's wonderful!" Celeste told Tyrin.
"Speaking of B, how do you feel about him and Dawn?" Parker asked.
Tyrin shrugged and said, "I think it's sweet. Though, I'm disappointed B chose her. But, I'm ok with it and I like them together."
"Whoa, nice to see you're actually cool about it." Parker said.
"Well I don't want to become like Dave." Tyrin replied.
"Hey!" Dave exclaimed from the peanut gallery.
"So, how does it feel to be the first newbie off of the show?" Celeste asked.
"Well, truthfully, it hurts. But, I am the reason my team lost. Kalani didn't have to be rude though." Tyrin responded.
"I hear ya." Parker said.
"Um, ok, so who do you want to win?" Celeste asked.
"Hmm, I'd have to say Christopher. I feel he can make it all the way. He's really smart." Tyrin said.
"Cool. Thanks for answering the questions." Parker said.
"Oh, no problem hun." Tyrin replied.
"Ok, so now our next guest grew up on a farm and is a ruthless pageant queen." Parker said.
"It's Sugar!" Celeste introduced.
Sugar came out on stage in a pink dress and tiara, and was giving the audience a pageant wave. There was considerably less applauding from the audience. Sugar sat on the interview couch.
"Hi." Sugar said to the hosts.
"Oh, hi Sugar. You look very um, nice today." Celeste greeted.
"Pfft. I always look nice, especially when in a pageant like this one." Sugar replied.
"Um, this isn't a pageant." Parker told the farm girl.
"Of course it is." Sugar responded. "All the eliminated people from that one show are participatin, and I'm gonna win this one."
Parker looked at her win confusion. "Uhhh…"
"I love that enthusiasm Sugar!" Celeste told her.
"Uh, Celeste, please tell me you aren't losing your sanity." Parker said.
Celeste then whispered, "Of course I know it's not a pageant, but that way she'll answer our questions," to Parker.
"But she'll lie about them." Parker whispered back.
"Yeah, but knowing Sugar, she'd probably leave once she found out this wasn't one." Celeste explained.
"True." The two hosts turned back to Sugar.
"Um, ok, so Sugar. You will be answering questions about your time on Total Drama Ukufa Island." Parker explained.
"Okay." Sugar responded.
"So Sugar, in the third challenge, after you did your challenge, you seemed determined to win so you can 'prove the judges wrong', do you think you did prove them wrong." Celeste asked.
"Of course. Heck, I prove them wrong by bein as fabulous as I am." Sugar replied.
"Suuurrre." Parker replied sarcastically. "Anyway, next question: how do you feel being sabotaged out of the game by Kalani."
"I was sabotaged?" Sugar asked.
"Umm, yes, you were." Celeste told Sugar.
"Oh…. I didn't even know." Sugar said to the hosts.
"Shocker." Parker muttered.
"So one more question: Who do you want to win?" Celeste asked.
"Pfft, that's easy, none of those freaks." Sugar said. "I should've obviously won."
"Ok then…" Celeste said. "Um, Sugar everybody!"
There was very little slow clapping from the audience.
"Wow, there so speechless from my 'mazin beauty!" Suagr said, as she walked over and sat on the peanut gallery couch next to Sky. The two glared at each other.
"Sugar."
"Loser."
"Um, ok, let's introduce our next guest." Said Celeste. "She loves to show her moves."
"Even though she doesn't have any." Parker said, earning, yet another slap to the arm from Celeste.
"And she always gets screwed out of the game." Parker says.
"It's Leshawna!" the hosts say together.
The fabulous sista walks out onto the stage and sits on the interview couch. There is a lot of applauding and cheering from the audience.
"Sup girls. Nice to meet ya." Leshawna said.
"Nice to meet you too Leshawna." Celeste replied.
"So Leshawna, how does it feel to be screwed out of the game again?" Parker asks.
"Let me tell ya, it sucks. I just can't catch a break." Leshawna responded.
"It seems like it." Celeste said. "So, if you could've done something in the game differently, what would it be?" Celeste asks.
"I would've definitely rat Kalani out without telling her I was. That is definitely what brought me down. I can't believe I was stupid enough to do that." Leshawna said.
"I hear ya, I bet you'd be able to easily win this game." Parker told her.
"Maybe." Leshawna said. "Though, I gotta say, these newbies know how to play. Only two of them have been eliminated so far."
"I know right." Celeste said. "So who do you want to win?"
"I do gotta say Marzia, she is a good friend once you get past her judging your fashion sense." Leshawna told her.
"Well, thank you Leshawna. It's great to meet you." Celeste said.
"Likewise." Leshawna said. "Guess I gotta go join the others now." Leshawna said. She got up, and went to the peanut gallery next to Tyrin.
"Our next guest never speaks, and gives Tyrin a run for his money with inventions." Celeste says.
"And he managed to capture both Dawn and Tyrin's hearts." Parker adds.
"It's B!"
The silent genius walks on to stage and sits on the interview couch. The audience applauds. And Tyrin gives a standing ovation, causing Leshawna to chuckle.
B waves to the hosts.
Parker leans over to Celeste and whispers, "How are we supposed to ask this guy questions? He doesn't speak."
"We'll ask him 'yes or no' questions." Celeste told her. She turned to B and asked, "So B is it difficult being in this competition when you don't talk at all?"
B gives a 'so-so' hand gesture.
"Do you at least enjoy the game?" Parker asks.
B nodded.
"That's good." Celeste said.
"Ok, let's just get to the question that's on everybody's mind; are you going to date Dawn?" Parker asks.
B blushes a little and nods. The audience 'awws.'
"That is so sweet." Sky said.
"Were you surprised by Dawn liking you?" Celeste asked.
B nodded again.
"Aww that's so sweet." Celeste cooed. "Ok, one more question: Do you want Dawn to win?"
B nods.
"Aw you're so sweet. Thank you B." Celeste said.
"Give it up for B everyone." Parker said to the audience.
The audience applauded the silent genius and he went and sat next to Tyrin, who says, "Hey B, you are such a sweet guy. I'm jealous of Dawn."
B gives an awkward smile, and turns back to the hosts.
"Alright now it's time for our final guest!" Parker announces. "She has some crazy mood swings."
"And she was blackmailed out of the game." Celeste says.
"Taylor everyone!" Parker says.
The mood swinger skips out onto the stage looking really happy. She sits on the interview couch and says to Celeste and Parker, "Hello."
"Hello Taylor." Celeste replies.
"Alright, let's do this quickly, I really want to sleep." Parker said.
Taylor's eyes start to water and she mutters, "A-am I not worth your time?"
Parker's eyes widen. "N-no, I didn't mean it like that! Sorry for saying that."
Taylor turns happy again and she says, "Oh, ok."
"So Taylor, how did it feel to be eliminated?" Celeste asks.
Taylor turns sad again and she says. "It hurts… a lot." She then turns angry and yells, "But it's all of that douchebag Colin's fault!"
Celeste shrinks into her seat a little while Parker remains unfazed.
"Speaking of which, what was going through your mind at that time?" Parker asks.
"I was nervous and afraid that he would tell my secret." Taylor replies, still angry.
"I would too with a secret like that." Celeste said.
Taylor then got a blank face and turned pale. "W-wait. You mean th-they aired it." She asked.
"Um, yeah." Parker confirmed. "It's a reality show, it's what they do."
Taylor started to hyperventilate. "Oh no. Oh no no no no."
Celeste quickly stood up and went to Taylor. "Taylor are you ok?"
"Everyone knows. Everyone knows now. My dad is going to kill me. He's going to literally kill me." Taylor gasped out.
"Taylor, that's not going to happen!" Celeste exclaimed. "You're going to be alright, I promise."
"N-no I-I won't. I'm gonna die. He's going to kill me." Taylor muttered.
"Parker, end the show, I'm going to talk to her." Celeste said. She then took Taylor's hand and brought her off stage. All the while Taylor was hyperventilating.
"Um…" Parker muttered. "Alright then! B-before we end this, let's ask one more question to everyone in the peanut gallery." She turned to the eliminated contestants. "So guys, what do you think of only having three vets left?"
"I think it's crazy. I mean, usually the newbies aren't supposed to be this much better than us." Sky said.
"Yeah, but we are pretty smart. Like Christopher, me, and Colin." Tyrin said.
"Yah, I agree with Tyrin." Staci added.
"Or in Kalani's case being a good cheater." Leshawna muttered.
"I think they all cheated, I mean, how else would I actually have gotten out?" Sugar said.
"Yeah, it's a mystery." Dave said sarcastically.
"It is!" Sugar responded
"Well ok then." Parker said. She then turned toward the camera and said, "That's all for today. We had some sweet and some confusing moments. But, I'd say it was fun overall. Next time I'll be seeing you is at the final three. Later!"
The audience applauds and the camera fades to black.
First aftermath. Woo! I told myself I'd finish this before I update 'Once a Cheater Always a Cheater.' I hope I did good. I honestly had no idea how to do an aftermath. X3 Parker and Celeste belong to their owners who, did indeed audition them, but they didn't get in. As Parker said, the next aftermath will be when there is 3 ppl left. One more thing before I go: I have a new poll on my profile! Maybe u can go n vote owo. Okeh enough of my idiocy Hope you leik! Baai ~CV