Switzerland was sleeping. Then... a rainbow butterfly was floating over him. It was a rainbow butterfly. The rainbow butterfly said...
"This is Switzerland. Switzerland plays 2nd violin in orchestra. Switzerland knows lots of things, including how Liechtenstein loves tomatoes."
Switzerland: HEY! Butterfly thing! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT ME!? And tell me, HOW does Liechtenstein love tomatoes?
"Because, Switzerland, Liechtenstein is really weird and does VARIOUS things!"
Switzerland: So does Italy...
"Hello, Switzerland. I am Tippi."
Switzerland: How do you know my name?
Tippi: I know everything, Switzerland...
Switzerland: Tell me, does Liechtenstein like Justin Bieber?
Tippi: No.
Switzerland: NO! I'm still sleeping, too!
Switzerland: Anyways, I'm going to cook breakfast now.
Switzerland gets out some eggs, bacon, and two hamburger patties.
Switzerland: Time to make a breakfast sandwich. Wait a second, WHAT'S THAT ORANGE HAND DOING!?
"Sweden! YOU SCARED ME!"
Switzerland: Excuse me, but I'm not Sweden, I'm Switzerland.
"Switzerland! DON'T EVER SCARE ME AGAIN! Hello. I'm Thoreau. Who are you?"
Switzerland: Well, I'm Switzerland!
Thoreau: I don't know how we got sucked out of the Super Paper Mario universe and got sucked into this one... well...
Switzerland: What do you do? I have met your friend, Tippi. What do you do for a living?
Thoreau: I throw stuff. You can grab something and throw it at an enemy.
Switzerland was thinking about throwing a house at Latvia.
Switzerland: Hm...
Thoreau: Are you thinking about throwing a house at Latvia?
Switzerland: No, silly! I'm thinking about throwing a MANSION at Latvia!