Finalists: Christopher, Kalani, Madelyn
"This season on Total Drama Ukufa Island… You've Watched B, Christopher, Cody, Colin, Dave, Dawn, James, Kalani, Leshawna, Madelyn, Marzia, Noah, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Taylor, and Tyrin go at it to win a million dollars." Chris said as each contestant appeared as their name was said. "There was love." A shot of James and Christopher kissing at the talent show appeared. "There was friendships." The shot showed Marzia rushing to hug Cody in the laser tag challenge. "There were tears." The shot showed Taylor in the confessional crying. "And there were rivalries." The shot showed Colin and Madelyn glaring at each other. "And now, we have our finalists. Will the million go to Christopher?" The shot showed Christopher and some different moments of his from previous challenges. "The intelligent Type-A who managed to make James come out of his shell? Or will it be Kalani?" Shots of the gymnast's moments from past challenges were shown. "The manipulative gymnast that sabotages to get further in the game. Or maybe even Madelyn." Shots of Madelyn were shown. "The cocky mean girl turned nice." The shot went back to Chris. "Well stay tuned to find out right here on the finale of Total. Drama. Ukufa Island!"
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
Dave is sitting on a stump, covering his ears as Sky tries to apologize to him.
You guys are on my mind
Camera then zooms over to Colin and Marzia, who are making googly eyes at each other.
You asked me what I wanted to be
Scuba bear pops out from a bush, and Colin and Marzia cling to each other, screaming.
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Sugar is on a stage, modeling an ugly dress, while Madelyn looks at her while laughing. Dawn puts a hand on Madelyn's shoulder, and shakes her head. Madelyn reluctantly stops laughing at Sugar.
I want to be famous
Leshawna is dancing, until Cody runs past her, being chased by a group of angry squirrels. She looks at the scene in confusion
I want to live close to the sun.
Cody runs past Noah, who is reading a book on a tree stump; Noah looks up from his book, and raises an eyebrow at Cody's misfortune.
Well, pack your bags, because I've already won
Camera zooms to see Staci chattering away with Taylor glaring at her. Taylor then snaps, and yells at Staci who looks terrified of Taylor.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera shows James sitting on a log, and Christopher goes and sits next to him. James looks up at him. Christopher smiles at James, who gives a small smile in return.
Cause I wanna be famous
B and Tyrin are both working on a machine together. They stand up, and Tyrin blushes, while B gives him a confused look.
Nanana'nanana nana nana
Camera zooms to the Aftermath show with Celestia and Parker, who are interviewing Kalani, who has a smirk on her face.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Camera shows Chris, who gives a slick smile, and points to the camera while Chef rolls his eyes at him.
I wanna be famous *whistles show theme*
The contestants are sitting around a fire, the camera zooms in to Christopher and James who are smiling at each other until Staci pops up in between them, talking about something. James and Christopher look away from each other, blushing.
The shot pans in showing the finalists walking in the woods together. Kalani is the first to speak.
"Oh man, after today, I am going to be 1 million dollars richer!"
"Oh I highly doubt that is going to be the outcome." Christopher told her.
Kalani scoffs. "What are you going to stop me from winning?" she snorts. "Please that's almost as funny as anyone finding your emo boyfriend useful."
This comment had Christopher seething with anger. He doesn't care if it's wrong to hit a girl, Kalani was about to get it.
Sensing Christopher's anger, Madelyn put her hand on Christopher's shoulder and shaking her head.
"You do realize you are here only through luck, right?" Madelyn asked Kalani.
"Tsk. Please I got here because of my amazing strategizing and my amazing skills." Kalani said, putting her nose up in the air.
Confessional Madelyn
"And I thought I was conceited. Even I know that I didn't just get here because of my amazing self. Though that was a big part of it. But really, I had some luck helping me out at points. Same with both Christopher and Kalani."
End Confessional
Confessional Christopher
He is sitting in the confessional glaring at the camera. "Kalani really took it too far. Though I can say that it will just make her demise even sweeter." He smirks. "Also, does she really believe she didn't get here due to luck? She really needs a reality check."
End Confessional
"Wow, you really need a reality check." Madelyn said.
"That's literally what I just said in my confessional." Christopher told her.
Kalani scoffs. "Please the two of you are the ones that need reality checks. I mean you're thinking I'm not going to win the million dollars."
"Because you're not." Madelyn mumbled.
The contestants then arrived at a giant clearing where Chris was standing, along with tree set of bleachers. Each with a name of a finalist on it.
"Welcome finalists to your final challenge!" Chris said. "But before we start, let's see how you feel about getting to the finals."
Confessional Christopher
"Here I am at the finale. It was a pretty good journey if I do say so myself. The only downfall being the fact that I had not gotten rid of Kalani. I loved, I won, I lost, and really I feel I do have a good chance of winning. Let's see if that will be the case."
End Confessional
Confessional Madelyn
"Not so surprising that I made it to the finale. I knew I would! Even if I don't win, which is highly unlikely, I still got something good from this show. That being a great best friend in Dawn who helped me get an attitude change for the better." She blows a kiss. "Love ya girl!"
End Confessional
Confessional Kalani
She laughs. "Did anyone not expect me to get here? I had an excellent strategy, I made good alliances, and my abilities helped out tremendously! I don't care what the other two say, I didn't need luck to get here. I have myself. As for winning, Chris might as well give me the million now. I mean there is no way either of those two can beat me."
End Confessional
"With those out of the way, let's give a big old hello to the losers who stink too much to have gotten here. Dave, Sky, Staci, Tyrin, Sugar, Leshawna, B, Taylor, Dawn, James, Colin, Noah, Marzia, and Cody!" One by one the eliminated contestants walked on screen. They went straight to the bleachers and sat in them according to who they wanted to win. Dawn, Colin, Marzia, B, and Leshawna were in Madelyn's bleachers. James, Cody, Noah, Taylor, Sky, Dave, Tyrin, Sugar, and Staci sat in Christopher's bleachers. Kalani's bleachers remained empty.
"Well it's pretty obvious Kalani isn't the favorite to win." Chris commented.
Confessional Kalani
She scoffs. "As if I need a bunch of losers cheering me on… though not going to lie, seeing Marzia root for Madelyn over me really hurt…" She shrugs. "Maybe she shouldn't have gotten in my way then she wouldn't have almost died."
End Confessional
Confessional Sugar
"It turns out that this here Hair Pottery guy is another wizard! So of course I'm gunna root fer him!"
End Confessional
"For this season finale, we're going to have a two part challenge." Chris explained. "For the first part of the challenge, you three will be put into a pair of underwear. You then will be lifted up and you must hold on to a bar. Once you fall off of the bar, you are out of this part of the challenge. The person who lasts the longest will start the next part of the final challenge a minute before the person who comes in second. Who in turn, will go one minute before the person who falls off first. Do I make myself clear?"
The finalists nod.
"Good, now let's get this show on the road!" Chris exclaims.
The camera flashes and Madelyn, Kalani, and Christopher are each put into a pair of underwear with a cord attached to the back.
"The first part of the final challenge starts… now." Chris said.
The finalists were lifter up into the air, and they each grabbed onto a bar. Christopher started fidgeting a little.
Confessional Christopher
"It's safe to say the feeling wasn't exactly pleasant for… reasons."
End Confessional
Confessional Dave
"It feels nice not being on the receiving end of a wedgie for once."
End Confessional
"So we're just supposed to sit here?" Leshawna asked Chris.
"Yup!" Chris cheerfully answered. Leshawna rolled her eyes. There was silence for a while before Tyrin spoke.
"Anybody want to play patty cake?"
He got weird looks from some of the others.
"I will!" Sugar exclaimed.
~some time later~
The final three were still holding on. And the eliminated contestants had the look of boredom plastered on all of their faces.
"Well let's make this a little harder shall we?" Chris said. He pressed a button on a remote and the bar started to move down while the strap holding the underwear started to raise. Christopher's face showed signs of immense pain. The Type-A release his grip on the bar. Though, this only made the wedgie much, much worse. Christopher made a high pitched squealing noise, causing all the guys to flinch.
Confessional Cody and Noah
Cody shudders and then says, "That's gotta hurt. At least he won't need them. Heh…"
Noah gave him the biggest 'WTF' face. "That wasn't even funny in the slightest."
"What? I'm not wrong." Cody asked.
"It's a good thing you're cute…" Noah told him, receiving a gapped tooth smile in return.
End Confessional
Confessional Christopher
"I am disappointed in myself… Though the pain was too much for me to handle. The girls had an advantage in this challenge."
End Confessional
~some time later~
It had been some time since Christopher fell off. Just telling those that skipped over that bolded line. The eliminated contestants were getting bored again.
"Ugh this is so boring!" Sky complained. … That's what I just said… Someone doesn't listen now do we?
Dave gave her a sly smirk. "Well, you wanna make out then?"
Sky smirked back before Sugar interrupted. "Well sure why not, it ain't like I got anything better to do." Sugar then picked Dave up and started to make out with him while Sky watched on in shock and disgust. Poor Dave.
~Another sometime later~
"Madelyn, I have a proposition for you." Kalani said.
Madelyn scoffed then said, "As if I'd want to do whatever you're going to ask."
"Look, if you fall off now and I end up winning, then I'll give you a portion of my money." Kalani told her.
Confessional Kalani
"Yeah I was lying. As if I'd give her any of my winnings. But she doesn't need to know that."
End Confessional
Madelyn scoffs. "As if. There is no way I'm giving you any chance of winning."
Kalani scowls before looking at her hands. "There has to be a way to sabotage her…" She mumbled to herself. Kalani looked around. She then noticed that a screw holding Madelyn's bar up was loose. The gymnast smirked and shimmied her way closer to Madelyn.
"What are you doing?" Madelyn asked.
"Winning this." Kalani smirked while reaching for the loose screw. But before she could get to it, Kalani's other hand ended up slipping, causing Kalani to fall and Madelyn to win the first challenge.
"No!" Kalani screamed. Everyone smirked at this. They really don't like Kalani do they?
"And Madelyn wins the advantage in the next and final part of the challenge!" Chris announces. Everyone rooting for Madelyn cheers.
"Yes!" Madelyn cheers as she lets go of the bar. "Take that Kalani!"
Confessional Madelyn
"That girl was about to sabotage me wasn't she?" She chuckles. "Too bad for her, that ended up being her downfall."
End Confessional
Confessional Kalani
She growls at the camera. "What the heck!? That is not fair at all! Mark my words: I WILL be the winner. No ifs, ands, or buts."
End Confessional
Confessional Christopher
"While I am pretty happy at the fact Kalani didn't last the longest, I am fearing that me having to start a whole two minutes after Madelyn will be detrimental to me winning this."
End Confessional
Chris and the finalists were shown standing at a starting line.
Chris then explains the final challenge to the contestants. "For the final challenge of the season, you guys must run past a multitude of parrots," Christopher's eyes widen. "Ghosts,"
Madelyn then exclaims. "Wh-what!?"
Kalani scoffs. "Really… you're afraid of ghosts." She laughs. "That's pathetic."
"And crabs." Chris adds.
Kalani becomes pale while Christopher and Madelyn snicker at her. "Crabs, really?" Madelyn asks. Kalani glares at her in return.
"After that you will enter the building from the cops and robbers challenge. It has been changed into a maze with multiple traps. First one to finish the maze and run the 100 feet to the finish, wins Total Drama Ukufa Island." Chris finishes. "Madelyn you get a minute head start."
"Yes!" Madelyn exclaims she gets into a ready position.
"One minute starting… now!" Chris says, and Madelyn starts running.
While she's running, a couple of parrots start swooping down at her. They snarl at her and squawk, "Must kill. Raaaak."
"Oh crap!" Madelyn yells, running faster. She then gets to a large amount of crabs. The only way to get past them is to get through them. "Crap, are you kidding me?"
One of the parrots try to dive bomb her, but she ducks and the parrot lands in the pile of crabs. The crabs pinch the parrot, and the bird is spit out of the pile, with no feathers remaining on it.
Madelyn gulps. The other parrot dive bombs her. Madelyn, knowing she'd better start running, ran right through the pile of crabs, yelling 'ow' along the way.
Once she got past the crabs, the parrot tries dive bombing her again. Madelyn dodges it, and the parrot hits the ground. The ground explodes under the parrot.
The camera shows Chris smirking and Kalani and Christopher looking worried. "Did I forget to mention that there was some leftover mines left from a couple challenges ago?" Chris says.
Back with Madelyn, she quickly runs along, being weary of any mines. She then reaches the 'ghost'.
"Are you kidding me?" She asked. "This is the 'ghost'?" The camera shows the ghost to be Chef with a white table cloth on his body.
"Boo…" Chef says with no enthusiasm. "You're gonna have to get past me if you wanna continue."
Madelyn smirks then says, "Bring it." She charges for Chef, and when she gets to him, she kicks him… uh… well, y'know, where the sun don't shine. Chef bends over in pain, and Madelyn runs past him, into the building.
Back with Chris, Christopher, and Kalani. There was a timer counting down, and it had 4 seconds left before Kalani could go.
"3… 2… 1! Kalani you may-" Before Chris could even finish, the gymnast dashed away.
Kalani smirks and says to herself, "At least the birds are out of commission."
When she gets to the crabs, Kalani freezes up.
Confessional Kalani
"Ugh! I hate crabs! They are deadly when they are alive, and alive when they are supposed to be dead!"
End Confessional
The timer counts down to zero, and Christopher starts running.
Kalani sees this, takes a deep breath, and starts running through the crabs. She gets past them with a lot of scratched on her legs, but still smirks. She continues to run, but all of a sudden, she is blasted into the air by one of the mines.
She ends up breaking through the roof of the building, into the maze.
"Huh, not as bad as-" Kalani tries to stand up, but feels a shot of pain from her left leg. "OW! Crap! No no no! Crap, my leg can't be broken now!" She tries to stand up again, but flinches. "No… I am NOT losing because of a broken leg!" Kalani stands up, despite the pain in her leg, and she starts running.
Over with Christopher, he managed to outsmart Chef, and he entered the building. The type-a looks around, studying the large walls.
Confessional Christopher
"I remember the layout of the building very well. Though, I thought the only place to enter and get out of it was the door that we had entered… Though with my guess, Chris had probably inserted a door at the cell the other team started out in. I just need to find my way there."
End Confessional
Madelyn stood at a three-way intersection. Debating on whether or not she should go down the left hallway or the right.
"Hmm… I could try to go left… Maybe there isn't any dead ends in here…" Madelyn shrugged. "Worth a shot." She went to the left. To the left. Everything you own in the box to the- I'm sorry.
Madelyn ran down the hallway. There was a right turn at the end of it. As soon as she turned right and started running, a trap was set off, and she was trapped in a net. "Crap!" She yelled.
Despite the broken leg, Kalani was running through the maze, trying to find a way out. Each step on her left leg, she flinched in pain.
Confessional Kalani
"My leg is killing me! But there is no way that I'm losing just because of a broken leg. It'll get fixed up after I win the million bucks!"
End Confessional.
Kalani came upon a stream of water filled with piranhas. A rope was hanging above the stream. "So I have to rope swing over this?" She scoffs. "Piece of cake." Kalani ran and jumped. She grabbed a hold of the rope and swung to the other side of the stream.
She jumped off of the rope once she reached the other side. Though this wasn't the best idea as it shot loads of pain into her leg. "Ah! F***!"
Christopher was running through the hallways of the building. He then came upon a stream of lava. There was three steps in the lava leading to the other side. Christopher would have to jump from each step to get to the other side. The only problem was that they were covered in grease.
Christopher studied the lava. He then smiled and ran across it.
Confessional Christopher
"I'll admit, Chris almost had me, but I realized that there was glass flooring covering the lava. Nice try there Chris."
End Confessional
Back with Madelyn, she was looking for a way to get out of the trap. She looked up and saw the net was hanging on a hook. Madelyn grabbed ahold of the hook with one hand and the net with the other. She managed to push the net off the hook, sending her to the ground. "Oof! Ow." She groaned. "Crap, Gotta hurry! This money isn't gonna win itself!" Madelyn got up, dusted herself off, and continued running down the hallway.
Kalani was limping even worse now, but that wasn't stopping her from running. She turned a corner, and ran right into something. She looked up and saw it was the drama machine with a mallet for a hand. It was getting ready to swing down and hit her.
"Oh crap! You've got to be kidding me!" She exclaimed. She dodged out of the way before the mallet could hit her.
"How am I supposed to get passed this?" She thought to herself. She got an idea, and she started running towards the machine. When she was close to the machine, she flipped right over it, doing some flips in the air.
Kalani landed on the other side, but flinched in pain from her leg. "Crap. How much longer is this? My leg is killing me!"
Christopher came upon a rock wall with blue and red rocks on it. "Hm. This seems easy enough." He grabbed a red rock, but it burned his hand on contact. "Ow." He then grabbed a blue rock, but it was freezing cold.
"Well these are different." He looked at the wall for a moment before giving a sigh. "I'm just going to have to deal with this aren't I?" He started climbing the wall, flinching and muttering an 'ow' with each rock he grabbed.
"Come on, how much longer is this?" Madelyn said to herself. She then came to a wall with a slide in the middle of it.
"I… don't even know what to say." She said. Madelyn shrugged and climbed into the slide.
Kalani got out of a net similar to what Madelyn was in. "Can you be any more cliché Chris?" She took off running. "Come on, I need this wi-" All of a sudden, Kalani and Christopher ran straight into each other, and the fell to the ground
"Ow" Christopher groaned, rubbing his head.
"What where you're going fruitcake!" Kalani exclaimed.
"The said could be said to you." Christopher responded. The two got up, and looked down a hallway that was right next to where they collided. At the end of the hallway was the exit.
Kalani quickly pushed Christopher to the ground, and dashed to the exit. Christopher followed suit. The two rushed out the door and took off to the finish. Everyone rooting for Christopher started cheering for him.
"Here comes Kalani and Christopher!" Chris said, holding the briefcase with the prize money.
They were almost to the finish when Madelyn flew out of a slide that was sticking out of the building. She burled right into Christopher and Kalani, Causing the three to all fall.
Kalani looked up and quickly came to her senses. The gymnast got up, and ran to the finish line. "YES!" She cheered. "TAKE THAT! I WON!"
"And the winner of this season is Kalani!" Chris announced. Kalani was the only one celebrating.
All of a sudden, Chris was hit in the back of the head, getting knocked out. It was shown that Staci was the culprit. The compulsive liar was holding a shovel, and had an evil smirk.
Staci picked up the case with the money and cackled. "The money is mine!"
"Hey! Give that back!" Kalani yelled.
"Never!" Staci then pressed a button on a bracelet she was wearing, and all of a sudden, a robot came up from the ground. It picked Staci up and put her in it's head.
"Uh, what?" Leshawna said both frightened and confused. Mostly confused. I mean aren't you confused too? I know I am.
"H-how did y-you get this?" James questioned, trembling.
"My father makes robots for a living, yah." Staci answered.
"Uh, I think this may be one time she isn't lying." Marzia said.
"Ya think?" Colin said.
"I just wet myself." Taylor said, having the most fear plastered on her face.
"Nobody. Takes. My. Money." Kalani stated. She then gave a battle cry, and charged towards the robot.
All of a sudden she woke up in an infirmary tent. Chef was there in his nurse's costume.
"Wh-where am I? she asked. Kalani held her head and sat up.
"The infirmary." Chef told her.
"Did- did we get my money from Staci back?" Kalani asked him.
"Girl what you talkin 'bout? You didn't win no money!" Chef said.
"Wh-what do you mean?"
"Chris told me to show ya this when ya woke up." Chef told her. He wheeled a tv in front of her and turned it on. It showed when Kalani and Christopher were running towards the finish.
Everyone rooting for Christopher started cheering for him.
"Here comes Kalani and Christopher!" Chris said, holding the briefcase with the prize money.
They were almost to the finish when Madelyn flew out of a slide that was sticking out of the building. She burled right into Christopher and Kalani, Causing the three to all fall.
Madelyn's eyes shot right open when she realized she was right at the finish. She quickly got up, and Christopher followed suit. The two ran to the finish line, everyone cheering for who they wanted to win.
"And the winner of Total Drama Ukufa Island is…
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MADELYN!" Chris announced, handing Madelyn the briefcase.
"M-me?" Madelyn asked in shock. "I won. I WON! YES!" she cheered. Everyone ran towards Madelyn, cheering.
Dawn ran right to Madelyn and the two friends hugged. "Oh Madelyn congratulations! You won!"
"Thanks Dawn." Madelyn said, sporting a wide smile.
"I'm so proud! You've come such a long way. And you've proved to have become a much nicer person." Dawn said.
"Yeah, and I couldn't have done it without you Dawn, thank you." Madelyn hugged Dawn again.
"Well congratulations wicked witch of Ukufa." Colin said to Madelyn with a joking tone. He smirked at her, and Marzia nudged his arm.
"Thank you geek face." Madelyn said, smirking right back.
"Good job Madelyn, you really deserved it." Marzia told her.
"Thanks Marzy."
Christopher fell to his knees in defeat. "I was so close…"
A pair of arms wrapped around him from behind.
Christopher smiled and looked up at James. "Hello."
"Hi." James smiled back. "Hey, you did good. D-don't beat yourself up.
Christopher got up and wrapped his arms around his boyfriend. "I know, but I still wish I won."
James looked right into Christopher's eyes and said, "You're a winner to me." Christopher smiled even bigger, and the two shared a kiss.
"Uh guys, is Kalani alright?" Tyrin asked. Everyone looked over at her and saw she was still passed out in the same spot.
"Don't worry about her, Chef will take her to the infirmary." Chris said. The host then turned to the camera. "And that is another season finished. It was a long season filled with love, hatred, and drama. Congratulations to the winner Madelyn! I'm Chris McClean, signing off of Total. Drama. Ukufa Island!"
Kalani stared in shock at what she saw on the TV.
"S-so I didn't win?" She asked emotionless.
"Nope, ya got third." Chef told her.
Kalani's eye twitched and she screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"But wait there's more!" Chef told her.
"What!?" Kalani snarled.
"Well, ya messed up ya leg pretty badly. It would've been ok if you didn't keep running on it and stuff." Chef explained.
"So?"
"Well ya messed it up even worse, and now ya won't be able to do your fancy shmancy gymnastics anymore for the rest of your life." Chef told her.
Kalani turned pale. Almost lifelessly, she muttered. "Wh-what… n-no No no no! That can't be! Gymnastics is my life! I can't not ever do gymnastics again!"
"Welp, it's the truth." Chef told her. "I would say sorry, but I don't really care.
Kalani then screamed out an emotional, "NOOOOOO!" As the scene faded to black.
Here we are. The final chapter of Total Drama Ukufa Island. I have to say it was fun. Also, I could not have asked for a better cast. Each character fit so perfectly with each other. I just wish I could've written it better. ^ ^' So that ending tho. I wanted to trick ya by having ya think Kalani was the winner, but nope. Madelyn is the winner! Congrats! I was very torn of having her or Christopher be the winner. I was leaning towards Madelyn, but the poll sealed the deal. As for Kalani's punishment, i hope it wasn't too cruel. I didn't want to give her karma like Alejandro or Scott as those were just terrible. This season was pretty different at the early stages, but I like this much better. The original order for this was Dave & Sky, Staci, Tyrin, Marzia, Sugar, Leshawna, B, James, Dawn, Christopher, Taylor, Cody, Colin, Kalani, Noah, Madelyn. Huh, Madelyn was in the finale of this too. So, Revenge of Ukufa Island anybody? I'm already posting the application right after this so if you have another OC, send them in and they may or may not get in! Also, after RoU, i plan on doing a Ukufa All-Stars so i may use some characters from this season. Could you please let me know if it's alroght if i use your character for that again? Lastly, I want to say thank you to everyone who read and reviewed this story. Thank you guys so much it means so much to me! Welp, I guess I'll be seeing ya. Baiiii! w ~CV
1st: Madelyn
2nd: Christopher
3rd: Kalani
4th: Cody
5th: Marzia
6th: Noah
7th: Colin
8th: James
9th: Dawn
10th/11th: Taylor
10th/11th: B
12th: Leshawna
13th: Sugar
14th: Tyrin
15th: Staci
16th/17th: Sky
16th/17th: Dave