Prussia was looking through his old stuff.
Prussia: I need to find something interesting. Something that will make that dreaded Romano jealous.
Prussia looks through more stuff. But however, he found a-
Prussia: Oh my goodness, WHAT IS THAT!?
"BOOM! Haha, got you there Prussia!"
Prussia: A blue bomb that talks?
"YEAH! You wanted to get rid of Romano Vargas?"
Prussia: YEAH! That guy is a pain in the butt!
"Well, you can use ME! Hi, Prussia. My name is Boomer."
Prussia: Nice to meet you, Boomer.
Boomer: Nice to meet you too. You can use me by pressing the 1 button on the Wii Remote.
Prussia: DUDE, THIS IS REAL LIFE!
Boomer: You can just set me off by putting me on fire! It won't hurt you but it will hurt anyone else!
Prussia got a smirk.
America was in a mansion. The mansion wasn't that great, to be honest. However...
America: A TREASURE CHEST!? Wow, this mansion ISN'T bad after all!
"FREEDOM AT LAST!"
America: THERE'S SOMETHING LIVING IN THIS CHEST?
"Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the legendary hero must have done it!"
America: I AM THE HERO! Who are you?
"I'm Slim. You're America."
America: What happens when I use you?
Slim: Well, you become slim!
America: USELESS!
Slim: Look. I don't have all day for your insults. I'll make you slim enough so that you can get out of jail by passing through the jail bars!
America: I'm innocent though. I'd never go to jail.
Slim: You can also use it to sneak through the crack below the doors...
America: Interesting. LET'S DO IT!
But then, America stopped using Slim due to his distaste. Wait, did America even USE it? No, instead America thought it was too useless. He clearly wanted to see Switzerland in the restroom but it didn't work.
