(A/N This is a bit of Dear Old Shiz and Wizard and I combined. hope you enjoy!)

Elphaba is seated in an empty hallway on the floor. Presumptuously that of a college building.

"Well, I'm back for another vlog as promised. It's been about a week since I've started at Shiz...a little recap for you of what you missed."

"From what you saw of the last vlog, my arrival was a shock to the student body. They'd obviously never seen any one of my coloring before...so as usual I open my big fat mouth and say something snarky...I can't help it, this" she points to her mouth "has no filter. I say what's on my mind whether people like it or not...anyway dad and Ness arrived while I'm flipping off one of the douchebags. I admit it's not one of my finest moments, but it could always be worse."

"Dad dropped us off, tearfully said goodbye to Ness and then gave her the grand gift of jeweled shoes. Jeweled shoes! Excuse my language but where the fuck do you get jeweled shoes from? Did you sell your soul for 'em because let me tell you I've been shopping in many different stores and I've never seen jeweled shoes...I've even checked online! Okay, going off on a tangent sorry. He tells me to behave and that my wonderful viewers is my going away present. Telling your daughter to shut up and behave and oh yeah the only reason I'm on this campus is to look after my sister...not because he wants me to get a good education and further myself, not because he wants to me to find a great career...nope just..."

She pauses and takes a breath realizing she's over sharing on personal matters that she know will make her cry if she talks about them.

"Now comes to dilemma number one! Accommodations. So apparently there was a miscommunication of some sort and although We applied as students living on campus there is no accommodations...actually let me clarify. Nessa had accommodations. She'll be living in a hall that accommodates her chair and every other necessity. Me on the other...remember that ditz I was making fun of in my last video? Well karma came back and bit me in the ass because I'm stuck living with her. But, it's only been a week and I'm probably just being over-dramatic.

"This story actually has a point by the way...so when I heard that Nessa and I were being separated I kind of had a mild panic attack...I mean my dad did tell me that I was to look after my sister. And then the aide helping Nessa and wheeling her to her dorm froze and magically moved away from Ness. And Ness' chair somehow ended up in my hands again."

"Okay so I haven't been totally honest with you guys...since I was about 5 or 6 I've had these strange powers. It sounds ridiculous, I know, but whenever I was in trouble or felt stressed books would fly off shelves, people would freeze, light bulbs would burst...I've learned how to keep it under control...the bulbs bursting and books flying...but sometimes it happens."

"Of course Ness was embarrassed that I showcased my inner freak show...but something amazing happened."

"Madame Morrible, headshiztress. She calls herself that and I have no idea why, puns are stupid! Anyways she was thrilled and actually invited me to her sorcery seminar. I honestly have never thought about a career in sorcery, but from what I've been reading it seems pretty cool...the most exciting part is that she's contacting the Wizard...THE WIZARD, about me. She said that I could possibly be his intern my junior year of college. That's huge and unexpected and amazing."

"If I get this internship and meet the wizard my whole life is going to change. I'll actually be someone important, who knows Ness and dad might actually be proud of me instead of embarrassed. And this sounds stupid, but maybe he'll be able to get rid of my greenness...

"But I can almost imagine it. Me, Elphaba Thropp, successful. People will be celebrating me and my work."

"It sounds too good to be true and yes I know crazy, but I really hope that's what happens.

Any ways, if you guys can't tell where I am I'm outside of Madame Morribles office for our private sorcery classes...and I can hear her footsteps! I'll see you guys later!"